331. All the way north (the title reminds me of the driver)
Because of the delay on the road, Sun Wen had to give up the plan to go to the port area first to meet the ship girls and then turn west, and instead got into a small carriage and went directly north from the inland shortcut road to the state with nothing to change the goblins and various modern facilities.
Although Saratoga was accompanied along the way, and Xianghe, a weak and unprincipled ship girl, could be bullied, this kind of primitive trip was not interesting at all in Sun Wen's eyes.
"How long will it take?" said Sun Wen turned sideways and scratched his buttocks, nothing is good in the wooden wheel carriage, especially when walking on ordinary paths, and Sun Wen is obviously not a person who can endure hardships, so he simply didn't wait for Saratoga, who rolled his eyes, to answer the same or more choked words for the seventh time, and went straight to Xianghe, who was kneeling beside him, and then turned over and lay on his back and stared at Xianghe's chin and suggested: "Why don't we go on the road?"
"Chi Dao?" After Saratoga finished speaking, he said an exaggerated "ah" before pointing to Xianghe, who was gently lowering his head and massaging Sun Wen's forehead, and continued to Sun Wen, who looked like a soul, "You want to throw me out so that the two of you can be in the world, right?"
Seeing Saratoga's angry look, Sun Wen hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull her, but he didn't expect it to be out of reach, and he sighed and had to sit up again with some regret.
"Oh, Gaga, what are you talking about!" Sun Wen said and glanced at the direction of the car door curtain, and saw that Richelieu, who had the attribute of urging marriage, did not seem to hear Saratoga's complaint and came in, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "Gaga, if you don't want to go out, you won't go, brother-in-law, how can I be willing for you to go out to blow the wind!"
"Seeing that you are telling the truth so much, I will let you go!" Saratoga said with a smile and reached out to tap Sun Wen's forehead, then wrinkled his nose and shook his head, "But you are not good! I will tell my sister that you abused Richelieu when I go back!"
"Me?"
"What am I, go out and change shifts!" Saratoga said with a tiger face and eyebrows upside down, and before Sun Wen could praise her, she immediately revealed her truest thoughts in her heart, "Richelieu is going to crack my ass if I ride like this again!"
"Okay, Gaga, whatever you say!"
Sun Wen shrugged and opened the curtain and just wanted to go out, but Saratoga grabbed him.
"Gaga ......" As soon as Sun Wen, who looked a little complacent, spoke, Saratoga stuffed a small box into his hand, and counted without the slightest gratitude or concern, "I know brother-in-law, you don't have any common sense, just look at the compass and go north along the road." ”
After finishing speaking, Saratoga sat next to Xianghe, and followed Sun Wen's example, lying on Xianghe's knee pillow, waving at Sun Wen, signaling his stupid brother-in-law to hurry up and catch the car, don't disturb her to sleep.
Driven out of the carriage by his sister-in-law like a person, Sun Wen did not come to his senses, he touched his head, sighed helplessly, and then shouted loudly to Richelieu, who was riding his horse and whipping on a horse without a saddle.
Hearing Sun Wen's voice, Richelieu grabbed the horse's mane and pulled it back, stopped the carriage handsomely, turned over and dismounted, walked to Sun Wen's side and made a knightly salute, and then asked out loud: "Lord, is there anything you can do for you?"
"Huh?" Sun Wen looked up and down at Richelieu, who seemed to be particularly serious, and asked with some confusion: "Why do you have such a tone? ”
"That's ......" Richelieu blushed a little when Sun Wen suddenly asked this, she actually wanted to try this kind of plot like this a long time ago, so after getting off the horse, she unknowingly did such a humiliating thing, and if she told the lord such a reason......
Richelieu glanced at Sun Wen secretly, and the color on his face seemed to turn even redder.
Sun Wen saw that Richelieu seemed to be a little sluggish, and thought that she was tired from riding a horse and driving all the time, so he didn't pay much attention to it, and directly laughed at the previous question, and instead stretched out his hand to Richelieu and invited, "Come up, go inside and take a rest?"
"My lord, this is not going to work!" Richelieu shook his head, "IMHO, it's already late, and if you are late for an important occasion, it will have a negative impact on your reputation!"
"Okay, okay!" Sun Wen waved his hand with a smile, "Do you think you are the only one who can do the work?" he said and picked up the reins, "I'll leave the work of driving the car to me for the time being!"
"But in that case...... Richelieu suddenly thought of her sovereign decision to drive the car herself out of her own understanding, and she thought about looking at Sun Wen, who was now in her eyes with a messy hairstyle and wrinkled clothes, and the sloppy appearance of the landlord who was clasping his ears with one hand and pulling the reins with the other hand had completely changed.
Although her heart was full of admiration and loyalty to the sovereign who seemed so open-minded, she still did not take it lightly, or only indulged in gentleness for a moment, and immediately recalled her principles as a knight: "Sovereign, as a subordinate, how can you let the sovereign drive for me?"
Looking at Richelieu, who was uncontrollably overflowing from his pink cheeks with a girlish expression on his face, but still saying the knightly code in his mouth, Sun Wen couldn't help but wave his hand with a smile, "You can rest for a while!" As she spoke, she patted Richelieu on the shoulder, "Go in, this is the task I gave you as the sovereign." Rest well and protect me, okay?"
"Got it, Lord!"
Seeing that Richelieu, whose face was full of a sense of mission with a heavy responsibility, lifted the curtain and sat in the carriage, Sun Wen didn't know whether to be angry or funny at Richelieu, who looked a little silly like this, looked up at the sky, shook his head, and raised the reins in his hand: "Drive!"
And then...... Nothing happened, the horse was indifferent to Sun Wen's indiscriminate movements, and even had the leisure to bow his head and eat the food tied to his mouth, Sun Wen then remembered that he who was "kicked out" by Saratoga actually couldn't drive a carriage at all.
"Drive, drive!" Sun Wen saw that the horse was still indifferent to his action of pulling the reins, and even raised his head and shook his head, wanting to fight against his new master, but the angry Sun Wen kicked the horse's ass fiercely, and scolded on his mouth: "Stinky horse, you still look down on me, right?"
Although it was only a horse, after being kicked in the ass suddenly, it still reflexively picked up the kick and kicked it in the air like all horses, and although it didn't kick anything, it also made the whole carriage shake violently.
"Brother-in-law, what are you doing!"
"It's nothing! I'm training horses!"
"Can you do it?"
"Okay, okay!" Sun Wen said and shook the horsewhip that had been inserted in his hand, but he didn't expect the horse that was disobedient just now to immediately chew the things in the food bag and take a step.
"Look, don't worry!"
"Hopefully, brother-in-law, I'll sleep with Xianghe and Risse on your pillow, you have to obediently don't peek outside, you know?"
Imagining the beautiful scene in the carriage across the curtain, Sun Wen swallowed, but before he could decide to see through Saratoga, the scene of stepping on his own evil smile like a queen immediately replaced the picture just now.
"Goodong" Sun Wen swallowed his saliva, and finally resisted the temptation of a series of "so fragrant, so soft, and so big" in the carriage, put down his lazy plan, and concentrated on raising the horsewhip to study the retro driving skills in his hand.