Chapter 205 "Ten Days of Lunar Moon" (1)
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Tian Limai could only stand there obediently, he couldn't say what was in his heart, even if he really thought like that.
Mr. Wu saw that Tian Limai was listening humbly, and he said again: "Xiao Tian, this is the first time you have explained, I must believe that your second time must be better than this first time, the third time must be better than the second time, and one time is better than once." When Mr. Wu said this, he suddenly asked Tian Limai: "Xiao Tian, do you know how to sing mountain folk songs?"
Tian Limai said: "I can sing, I still worship a master!"
"Oh, Xiao Tian, do you still worship a master who sings mountain folk songs? How about you sing to us?" Mr. Wu said happily.
Tian Limai said shyly: "Mr. Wu, the mountain folk song master I worship is the 'folk song king' awarded by the cultural department of our town, although I worship him as a master, but I have only heard him drink songs, I have not really learned from him, but I can still sing two songs." β
"Oda, then you'll just sing two songs, right?" Mr. Wu said.
Tian Limai smiled, he looked at Lei Qianqian, Jiang Wenwen and Wang Yin'e, he looked at them because he was thinking about whether to sing love songs or ordinary songs.
Seeing Tian Limai hesitating, Lei Qianqian urged: "Tian Limai, don't hesitate, sing quickly!"
Tian Limai felt that it was better for him not to make a decision on whether to sing love songs or ordinary songs, so he took advantage of Lei Qianqian's urging him, and he asked casually: "Minister Lei, is that a love song or an ordinary song?"
Lei Qianqian looked at Mr. Wu with a smile and said, "Tian Limai, are you singing love songs!?"
Tian Limai lowered his head and thought for a while: "Okay, then I'll sing a love song!"
Tian Limai cleared his throat and sang: "Lang is looking at the high mountains, and my sister is washing clothes at the river dam." Lang Wangmei came to Sister Wanglang, and the stick was hammered on the rock slab. β
After Tian Limai finished singing, Mr. Wu smiled and said: "Xiao Tian, I didn't expect your mountain folk songs to sing so well, in fact, you should have paused in the middle of the explanation and sang a mountain folk song before speaking." I'm afraid the effect will be different! Okay, Oda, you can sing another song. β
Tian Limai glanced at Yang Cuo and Wang Yin'e, and then sang: "There is a wall of rock opposite my sister." Xiaolang comes to chop wood every day. Xiaolang chopping wood is a fake and wants to tease his mistress. β
After Tian Limai finished singing, he glanced at Yang Cuo and Wang Yin'e again, and the meaning was obvious: If the two of you can sing, hurry up and sing one.
Yang Cuo shook his head. It means I can't sing mountain folk songs. And Wang Yin'e's face is a little red and shy, which means: Although I can sing, how can I sing such a mountain folk song as a girl?
Tian Limai knew that it was impossible for Yang Cuo and Wang Yin'e to stand up and sing mountain folk songs, and not force them, thinking that when he sang mountain folk songs for the first time, it was Liu Junwen and Gu Feifei who forced them.
After Tian Limai finished singing, he said to Mr. Wu: "Mr. Wu, we are from the mountains. Since I was a child, I went uphill to chop wood, herd cattle and pigs, and often listened to adults sing mountain folk songs. β
Mr. Wu glanced at Yang Cuo and Wang Yin'e, and said, "Xiao Yang, Xiao Wang, are you two also here to sing a song, doing tourism itself is a happy thing." We can't enjoy this happiness alone, we just have to share this happiness with others, and this is who we do as tourists!"
Yang Cuo was a little overwhelmed, and Wang Yin'e's face turned red. She looked at Jiang Wenwen, Jiang Wenwen walked over and said, "Wang Yin'e, if you can sing, sing a song, don't be afraid." What we do to explain the scenic spot is to be outstanding, rotten, willing to be self-sacred, don't be afraid, and sing a song boldly. Come, let's all applaud Wang Yin'e. β
Jiang Wenwen took the lead in applauding, and everyone applauded.
Wang Yin'e walked out shyly and said softly: "I ββ," she paused, "I often listened to adults sing when I was a child, especially my aunt liked to sing a minor key very much, and my parents didn't let us learn it, but we also sang it quietly, so I will sing a minor key that I hummed quietly when I was a child, and if I don't sing well, or it's out of tune, please forgive me!"
Jiang Wenwen took the lead and applauded again.
"The minor tune I sang is called "Ten Days of Wax Moon Wanglover", wellββ," Wang Yin'e wanted to say something, hesitated for a moment and didn't say anything, and then sang:
"Wanglang twenty-one,
Looking up early in the morning,
Passing brother is just like you,
Rejoice in the empty air.
Wanglang Twenty-two,
Light the lamp into the embroidery room,
Opened the red tent with both hands,
I want to cry.
Wanglang twenty-three,
It's really hopeful,
The copper plate wall is seen through,
It's in vain if my brother doesn't come.
Wanglang 24,
My heart is like a thorn,
If you don't come to the slave to die,
It's hard to get by.
Wanglang twenty-five,
The eyes are all bulging,
Standing like a tree in the road,
You see whether it is bitter or not.
Wanglang XXVI,
Go down to the river to wash clothes,
My mother told me to push tofu,
Pretend to borrow baggage.
Wanglang XXVII,
I don't have any strength all over my body,
Fall down at the foot of the bed,
How do you get off the show?
Wanglang XXVIII,
Every year pig kills,
Write pairs and pour wax,
Unconsciously darkened.
Wanglang twenty-nine,
cough and vomit,
Acacia tuberculosis gets hands,
Don't go any further.
Looking forward to the Chinese New Year's Eve,
Every family is in the regimental year,
Today does not come tomorrow,
Look at the New Year's Eve again. β
After Wang Yin'e finished singing, she blushed and retreated.
Mr. Wu took the lead and applauded.
After everyone applauded, Mr. Wu happily said to Lei Qianqian: "Minister Lei, our open recruitment of scenic spot docents this time has found talents, and it is very successful!"
"Mr. Wu, these are just two of the first few people who came out to try to speak, and there must be outstanding ones behind. Lei Qianqian said.
Mr. Wu looked at Yang Cuo and asked, "Xiao Yang, are you going to sing a song too?"
Yang Cuo can't sing mountain folk songs, but clever people always have a way, he timidly stood up and said: "Mr. Wu, I have never sung it, but I just remembered the last time I went to a place, someone else sang a mountain folk song for me, called "Guy Song", I don't remember the words very well. Please wait for me for a while, of course, if the leaders stand like this and wait for me to say words, then I am too mischievous. I'll tell a riddle first, and let the leaders wait for me while guessing the riddle, maybe when the riddle comes out, my lyrics are all figured out. My riddle is very short: I want to eat and take it, I don't want to eat it! β
Yang Cuo's idea made everyone in the venue laugh. Including Tian Limai.
After Yang mistakenly said the riddle, he immediately walked up to Tian Limai and asked, "Great, can you sing "Buddy Song"? Help me think about it!"
Tian Limai gently pushed Yang Cuo's shoulder, and whispered: "Yang Cuo, I won't fall for you, you clever ghost!"
Yang Cuo smiled, pretending to be very pitiful: "Big, you won't help your brother if he is in trouble?"
"you, Yang Wrong!" Tian Limai whispered.
At this time, Mr. Wu and the others were guessing riddles. Including Lei Qianqian, Wu Xiaojun and Jiang Wenwen, but they couldn't guess the point, Lei Qianqian said to Tian Limai: "Tian Limai, you can guess?"
"If you want to eat it, take it if you don't want to eat it!" Tian Limai chattered for a while and began to think about it, but after thinking about it, he couldn't get the point.
Yang was mistaken and said: "This mystery is only found in farmers' homes, and it is related to livestock such as cattle and sheep. But now this thing has also appeared in the homes of people who have pet dogs in the city, but the material and style are completely different!"
After Yang Cuo's prompt, Tian Limai seemed to be touched, and he thought about it again. Finally knew what the mystery was, because, when he was a child, he had seen his grandfather and grandmother, who often used cows or sheep, and of course cows used a lot.
Although Tian Limai guessed the riddle, he didn't say anything, and he had to wait for Mr. Wu and other leaders to guess it before it had any effect.
Perhaps the leaders of the scenic spot are thinking about big things. Maybe it's because the leaders of the scenic spot have a different living environment since childhood, and they are not sensitive to the mystery, although Yang Cuo prompted, but still no one guessed it, of course, someone may have guessed it, but it is possible that they have the same mental activities as Tian Limai.
Yang Cuo waited for a while, and then prompted: "Leaders, this mystery is not something to eat, it is an object!"
"Oh, I remember, the duckbill tongue of our little dog, sometimes when it barks blindly, it puts on the duckbill tongue, it can't even bark, let alone eat, it's really a bit like it, if you put it on to eat, really take it away, elephant, this riddle elephant!" Mr. Wu finally guessed it.
"Actually, Mr. Wu, the riddle I am talking about is talking about the cow mouth cage and sheep mouth cage in our rural farmers' homes, cattle and sheep generally have to wear cow mouth cages and sheep mouth cages on the way up the mountain to herd, otherwise they will go to eat crops halfway, and only take them off after arriving in the mountains. The cages of cows and sheep are generally made of bamboo. However, the pets used in the city nowadays are also quite similar. Yang Cuo said.
Mr. Wu smiled and said, "Xiao Yang, we have already guessed the riddle, you should sing your "Buddy Song"!"
Yang Cuo's riddle made Mr. Wu's love xΓΉ enter a **, after listening to Mr. Wu's words, Yang Cuo said: "This "Accompaniment Song" is sung by one person, everyone and, after I sing a 'buddy', please ask the leaders to also say 'buddy'." β
"Okay, Xiao Yang, can you start!?" Mr. Wu is full of interest, and it seems that Wu always likes Yang Cuo's "ghost cleverness".
"Okay, Mr. Wu, however, there is one more point to explain, I am the new version of "Buddy"!" Yang Cuo smiled again.
So, Yang Cuo opened his mouth and sang: "My sister looks good, man!"
As soon as Yang Cuo's "buddy" came out, except for Tian Limai and Jiang Wenwen who followed and sang "buddy", no one else sang in harmony.
Yang Cuo smiled and said, "Please sing along with the leader, it's good to be louder!" Okay, I'll do it again." β
So, Yang Cuo sang again: "My sister looks good, buddy!"
"Dude!" This time they all sang along.
"I'm going to pick her up, man!" Yang sang wrongly.
"Dude. The crowd sang in harmony.
"The old man of the chicken pointed at my leg and pecked at me, and I pulled it up and pounced (plop: that is, fell forward. - Author's note. Man, man!"
"Man, manβ"
Everyone laughed, including Mr. Wu.
The atmosphere is fully reached.
This "Buddy Song" turned out to be not like this, but after Yang Cuo's play, it has another mood.
Mr. Wu saw that there were only a few sentences in "Buddy Song", and he was still unsatisfied, and asked, "Xiao Yang, it's over?"
"Mr. Wu, just a few words, in fact, anyone can learn to sing, it's short, and the tune is easy to learn!" Yang Cuo said.
"Oh, come on, let's learn this "Guy Song" together!" , and then Mr. Wu said to Yang Cuo: "Xiao Yang, you teach singing, we will all learn!"
Yang Cuo didn't refuse, so he taught to sing, the tune of "Guy's Song" is really simple, Yang Cuo taught to sing it once, and most people can sing it.
Lei Qianqian looked at the time and reminded Mr. Wu: "Mr. Wu, it's not early!"
At this time, Mr. Wu also looked at the time: "Yo, really, forget the time, Minister Lei, let Xiao Yang and Xiao Wang continue to talk!"
"Minister Jiang, let Yang Cuo and Wang Yin'e continue to explain, which of the two of them will speak first?" Lei Qianqian asked.
"Yang is wrong. Jiang Wenwen said. Jiang Wenwen immediately issued an order to Yang Cuo: "Yang Cuo, start!"
Yang Cuo didn't hesitate at all, and began to speak: "Dear Mr. Wu, dear leaders, my relatives, thank you for giving me this opportunity to explain when you are about to eat at noon, I don't think I need to introduce myself." Previously, Tian Explainer has also given a comprehensive and detailed introduction to the natural part of the Black Hole Scenic Area, so I will not repeat the overall part, and I will continue to talk about what Tian Explainer did not finish, so that it can not only be birth control time, but also not make you feel that there is no freshness!"
Yang Cuo's opening remarks are both apt and realistic, without any flashy things, and it can be said that his opening remarks fill in the lack of "ghost wit" that he gives people in a sense.
Jiang Wenwen was still leading the way at the front, and as soon as she saw Yang Cuo's opening remarks, she took her to the front.
After walking about 50 meters, I saw a number of stoves built along both sides of the hole. Tian Limai was in the jar hole, and listened to the introduction of the eldest uncle Tian Muzhuang, this is the stove of "boiling nitrate", which began about the time of the Yuan Dynasty.
I saw Yang Cuo take out the card and look at it and then said: "Respected leaders, there are many stoves in front of us below, so I want to ask you, what are these stoves for? Why are they built in such a deep cave?"
Mr. Wu smiled, Lei Qianqian and Jiang Wenwen smiled, Wu Xiaojun and Tian Limai glanced at each other and smiled.
"Are these stoves for cooking? Cooking stoves were built in such deep caves, and that's probably what our ancient ancestors did, because only our ancestors lived in such caves. So, are they, exactly? If not, what do these stoves do?" Yang Cuo then said in a guided manner.
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