270. Desert Island Afterlife: The Sea of Big Fish... Admiral?

With the help of Friday, a little fish catcher, Sun Wen's Island Crusoe slowly gave him the illusion that he was traveling to the island rather than in the wilderness.

It has been almost two days since he drifted to this island, and in these two days, Sun Wen has not become exhausted like those survivors, but eats all kinds of fish and natural coconut water every day, except for a lot of tanning, that is, his clothes have become a little tattered.

Always too lazy to fish, if he was in the mood, he would search the corpse-strewn beach for any "treasures" that had washed ashore, and when he was tired of shopping, he would snuggle up by his campfire and renovate his shelter with bamboo, palms, and deep-sea carapaces.

If he was really bored and didn't want to move, Sun Wen would sit under the newly built bamboo shed by the sea and talk to Friday about stand-up comedy or water fights for a while.

At noon on the fourth day, Sun Wen, who was woken up early like the next day, slowly returned to the shed in front of the beach from the distant beach with a piece of bamboo and a bag made of broken fishing nets on his back. At this time, Friday was already waiting for Sun Wen with his forelimbs screaming.

"Hehe, what do you see I found on Friday?" Sun Wen said and sat down in front of Friday, then took out a few cans from the fishing net, he first took two cans of oranges and showed them to Friday, and then said triumphantly: "Canned fruit! You know, this is canned fruit!"

"Fish...... Tail?" Friday repeated in a hoarse and stiff tone, and then slapped his tail vigorously and excitedly.

"It's canned fruit, you stupid fish!" Sun Wen said and shook his head, in the past two days, this deep-sea destroyer has obviously changed a lot, not only has it learned the three most heard words of "fish tail", but even its body size has changed a lot. Sun Wen thought about it and glanced at the pair of fins that had become more like human arms, shook his head with a smile, and then forcefully unscrewed the can in his hand, "Come here, open your mouth!"

After feeding Friday a can of canned fruit, and after eating a can of canned fruit, looking at Friday, who had become extremely excited since eating the canned fruit, and was lying on the waterline and pulling the sand with his forelimbs, Sun Wen, who suddenly had an idea in his head, stopped moving.

After staring at the canned fruit and thinking for a while, Sun Wen nodded subconsciously, first put the fish smeared with sea salt on the stone slab and roasted it on the bonfire, then raised a new can of canned fruit, shook it at Friday, and said, "Spray me with fresh water on Friday, how about I exchange it for your canned fruit?"

To say that the only thing that makes Sun Wen feel unbearable these days is going to the toilet and taking a bath: the result of always using palm leaves is to rub his buttocks as if he has allergies, which hurts and itches, and Sun Wen, who has rubbed coconut oil for two days like the demonstration in Wilderness Survival but has never been able to really take a fresh water bath, feels that the sweet and salty on his body is about to turn into pickles.

So since Sun Wen once inadvertently licked the fresh water that was sprayed by Friday when he had a water fight with him, he tried his best to ask Friday to help him take a bath.

It's just that with the IQ and life experience of a fish, Sun Wen really has a hard time making Friday understand that bathing is such an unthinkable thing for sea creatures, so every attempt he tries to fail, and it turns out that no amount of delicious canned fruit can save the IQ of a fish and a person who tries to reason with a fish.

"Fish...... Tail?"

"It's not a fish's tail! it's a squirt!" Sun Wen still didn't give up, and opened a coconut, drank a sip of coconut water, put it in his mouth, and squirted at the big fish, "Please, can you spray water?"

"Poof!" Friday obediently followed Sun Wen's example and sprayed the little syrup water that he had poured into the canned fruit just now on the other party's face, and then happily slapped his tail and whispered to Sun Wen, "Puff, puff, fish tail!"

"Okay, okay, fish tail!" Sun Wenzhu put the stone slab on the sand, and then used the scale knife to cut off the long fish tail and tear the fish bones again, while talking to Friday, who seemed to know that he was going to eat, "Friday, I really think I'm a natural toiler, you know?"

As he spoke, he raised his head and threw the scaly fish meat into Friday's bloody mouth, "I was a cat slave before I crossed over, and after I became a commander, I became a little white-faced nanny." After squatting and standing up, Sun Wen patted the rest of the fish tail and some dismantled minced meat in palm leaves and walked in front of Friday, "Even if you are on a desert island for the rest of your life, you will not be able to eat until you are the uncle." ”

Seeing Friday's big purple tongue trying to eat the palm leaves into his mouth again, Sun Wen patted its head helplessly, then shook his head and smiled: "You foodie! How many times have I told you that you can't eat leaves, you will have diarrhea!" ”

"Fish...... Tail?"

"Yes, yes, next time I see D.Yamato, please eat her, it's fragrant and crispy, it's better than canned fruit!" Sun Wen smiled and waved his hand and sat back in his shed, eating fish and meat, and took out almost burned firewood from the fire and threw it into the smoke pit in the distance. That's where he puts the wolf smoke every day, and after eating and drinking, he takes a soak of urine wolf smoke in the smoke pit, although the taste is heavy and the color is not obvious, but it is more convenient than struggling to find something that can produce smoke every day.

After a wolf smoke after the meal, it was almost time to take a nap, watching the tide slowly reced, and Friday had to follow the waterline to leave the beach little by little, Sun Wen turned over a little sadly, closed his eyes, and tried his best to think about the good side.

"Friday just went fishing. "Friday is the deep sea, and there will definitely be no danger. "How can I teach Friday to speak?", "How can I gather some fresh water for Friday to make fish soup during a water fight at night?...... The lonely and monotonous desert island life will definitely make a person crazy, such as Sun Wen, who now looks like he is on vacation, and now he doesn't even dare to imagine one afternoon when the tide rushes up again and he doesn't see the scene on Friday, whether he can be self-sufficient or not, a person's lonely life is enough to drive people crazy.

In this way, Sun Wen, who washed off the sweet smell of his body with salt water in the sea and closed his eyes, lay on his side facing the sea, occasionally seeing a strange deep-sea destroyer rushing onto the beach, he would sit up and look at it in a hurry, and even walked over to check it out with the boldness, bored, he had even thought of several good names to name the next deep-sea destroyer. It's just that until now he hasn't found a new "Friday".

Sun Wen just lay silently, and it wasn't until Friday that he reappeared near the bamboo shed and he hurried over. After happily hugging Friday's head armor and babbling nonsense for a long time, Sun Wencai turned around and went back to deal with his and Friday's dinner under the urging of Friday slapping his tail with the sound of "puff" or "fish tail".

"Friday, you really should learn some human language! You can only say a word about fish tail, you make it difficult for me to do it!" Sun Wen laughed as he handled the fish neatly, then paused and pointed to the stone slab on the fire and continued, "At least you need to know about fish soup, grilled fish, salted fish, and sashimi, right?"

"Fish...... Tail!"

"Okay, okay, okay, you just go all over the world with a fish tail! If it weren't for the fact that you catch fish for me to eat every day, I wouldn't have wanted you a long time ago!" Sun Wen said with a grin, and unexpectedly was sprayed with water by the atmosphere, he wiped his face and shrugged indifferently, before cutting off the salmon head suitable for making sashimi and putting it on the stone slab, and then walked to Friday with a half-fanned fish steak with no bones removed, "Don't say that I always abuse pets, you eat half of today's salmon and I eat half of it, do you know?" After Sun Wen finished speaking, he threw the salmon into Friday's mouth.

Seeing that Friday ate the fish steak without chewing, and then slapped his tail and called "fish tail" stiffly, Sun Wen patted its head helplessly, "You, you can always eat like this, sooner or later, one day when I find a new person, I will throw you away!"

"Fish tail! poof!" Friday sprayed Sun Wen with water in his face unhappily, but this time Sun Wen did not touch it or count it, but looked at the sea in the setting sun in a daze, because there was a familiar figure with two handfuls of pointed hair standing on his head rowing towards this side little by little in a small boat.

"Bismarck, Bismarck!" Sun Wen rushed into the water as if he had gone crazy and waved his hand loudly at the boat, and then he cried out loud as the other party got up and saluted him.