Chapter 689: It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God
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Chapter 689: It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God
The fat man sat next to the head of the big brown bear, looked at this guy's eyes and fired, so he took out a big pear: "Old bear, do you want to eat one, this thing is the most popular." ”
After saying that, he took a bite and chewed it. Captain Beard, they all couldn't laugh or cry, but they couldn't think of a way.
Seeing that the brown bear was indifferent, obviously overshadowing his appetite with anger, the fat man took out another jar of honey, unscrewed the mouth of the bottle, dipped his fingers in the viscous honey inside, and sucked it in his mouth: "You have to be honest, this jar is for you, okay?"
Then he wiped his finger twice on the side of the brown bear's mouth, and said with a grin: "Don't pretend, it's all coming out-"
He found another stick, picked out some honey, and smeared it into the brown bear's mouth. The big brown bear finally couldn't resist the temptation of the delicious taste, stirred his tongue with great effort, and began to swallow honey.
The fat man fed it a few more bites, and then pulled the rope off its mouth, and the big brown bear was finally able to eat a hearty meal.
Signaling the bearded regiment commander to retreat first, and when everyone was far away, the fat man shook off all the ropes, but he was also on full alert and ready to run away at any time.
It could have been put in a box and far away. However, the fat man intends to have a relationship with it, to see if he can establish real trust and friendship like howling. Generally speaking, bears are relatively honest.
The brown bear ate the honey in the jar in one go, and licked his lips a little reluctantly, looking infinitely aftertaste, and then projected his eyes on the fat man two feet away, and the man stood up and swayed towards the fat man.
The fat man was also very nervous, looking at this guy's posture, it didn't seem to have any malice, otherwise he couldn't move so slowly. He stared into the brown bear's eyes, trying to judge the brown bear's thoughts from the inside. Generally speaking, animals don't know how to hide it, so you can tell their attitude towards you from the inside of your eyes. This point, the fat man has been verified in many animals, even Weiwei, when he didn't deal with the fat man at the beginning, his eyes were not fierce.
It can be seen that the brown bear's eyes should be relatively gentle now, and the fat man's heart is half down, and he stands there without moving. He knew in his heart that if he missed this opportunity, he might never be able to gain the trust of the other party again.
Thinking about Kiki's closeness to the animals, the fat man finally understood that it really took too much courage and trust.
The big brown bear stood up, two brains taller than the fat man, and the big body board was wider than the fat man. The big mouth stretched out and sniffed at the fat man, causing goosebumps to rise on the fat man's body, and he resisted the urge to run away.
His heart was in his throat, his hands and feet were full of strength, ready to attack or flee at any time. The fat man dared to do this, mainly because he had some confidence in his own ability, whether he could beat the brown bear is hard to say, but when he escaped, he would definitely be able to do it.
The two big slaps of the fluttering brown bear fell to the ground, and the fat man breathed a sigh ——,of relief, knowing that he had finally overcome the psychological barrier, and from now on, he would be able to call this big man a brother.
Trying to reach out and pat the brown bear's brain melon bag, the guy still showed a more enjoyable look, so the fat man took out another pear for it and stuffed it into his mouth.
The brown bear took two bites and spat on the ground. The fat man scratched the back of his head and understood: just after eating honey, he couldn't taste Sydney at all.
So he made a big carp weighing more than three pounds and threw it in front of the brown bear. This guy held down the carp with his claws, and then gnawed on the fish with taste, instead of raising his brain and stretching his neck to the fat man, as if he was showing goodwill.
"It's still a big bear. The fat man muttered, and then wiped his sleeve on the door of his head, he was too nervous just now, and a cold sweat broke out.
All things are affectionate, and the fat man used his own practical actions to once again verify this golden and jade saying.
In a comfortable mood, the fat man hummed a small tune in his mouth, went to a bearded head to meet and sing, and suddenly heard a series of howls behind him, and looked back, it turned out to be a big brown bear also shaking his head, singing and harmonizing with him.
When the people in the delegation saw the fat man and the brown bear, they were all a little dumbfounded: one person and one bear were all the same person, climbing each other's shoulders, shaking their heads, making noise in their mouths, and emerging from the forest together.
Everyone rubbed their eyes, obviously it was not a hallucination, it was a miracle. The bearded head grabbed his hair: "You two are very happy-"
The fat man said twice: "I fell with it, and I made it heel in a row, this guy is convinced, this is called not fighting, not acquaintance." ”
A few people don't know if what he said is true or not, anyway, looking at their enthusiasm, the brown bear must be eye-to-eye with the fat man, so they all came to take pictures, which is just convenient for research, some measurements or something, the fat man can do it directly.
In the evening, when he arrived at the third foothold, the fat man saw smoke curling from the roof, so he shouted: "Qiangzi, are you here?"
Soon, Li Qiang rushed out of the door: "Fat brother, you're here - wow, good guy, it's a brown bear!"
The bearded regiment leader wondered: "Fatty, there are still people in this mountain?"
"It's the forest ranger team in our village, and fire prevention is the most important thing in this month, so everyone eats and lives in the mountains. The fat man explained to him, and then said to Li Qiang: "Qiangzi, these people are from the inspection group, and they want to set up a black bear protection and breeding base in our place - this is my newly acquired little brother, which is powerful enough." ”
Li Qiang nodded vigorously: "Meng, now I finally know what is outside the sky, I used to think that your body is the first in the world, but now I finally compare." ”
After speaking, he came up and shook hands with the bearded regiment leader: "Welcome, welcome, this black bear on our mountain has an old nose, and there are more than ten brown bears. ”
"That's good, the black bear base was originally established, and now the brown bear must be counted. Captain Hu was happy in his heart, and the inspection task would definitely be completed easily and happily, and there was no need to worry about it.
When the group entered the house, the house was full at once, and the brown bear was about to come in, and the fat man, worried that the door frame would be broken, hurriedly pushed out the brain melon seeds that had been put in it, threw it a big fish, and went to the firewood to eat.
"We just picked a lot of frozen mushrooms, fat brother, you show your hand and make a mushroom soup." "Li Qiang is busy cooking, since the fat chef is here, of course he wants to let Xian.
"The mushroom soup is too vegetarian, and I am tired of eating big fish and meat, so it is just right to drink it. The mountains are bitter, don't eat this, stew some colorful and three-layer waist ribs, put mushrooms in it, it's better than meat. The fat man blinked his little eyes and immediately had an idea.
The people of the forest ranger immediately cheered, everyone could not eat much meat in the mountains, and they were really a little greedy.
I saw that the fat man took out a piece of pork belly from the flower basket he brought, three or four catties, all cut into long strips of about half an inch, put it in the pot and stir-fry, and after a while, the oil came out.
Scoop out the excess fat, put less sugar at the bottom of the pot, slowly boil it into a red syrup, and then fry the meat again, all of which turn into a faint red, put some seasoning, add soup, and put the copied mushrooms inside, and it's over.
After boiling a few times, I put a handful of soaked wide powder and made most of the pot. On top, the white flour cake is steamed directly, and the meal is out of the pot together.
Everyone sat around the kang, and there was no need for a table, they sat on a kang full, and several pots of stews were served, the frozen mushrooms were smooth and greasy, the noodles were red, and a large part of the oil in the meat pieces was boiled out, and only fragrant was left in the mouth after eating, and it was not greasy at all.
"Move the chopsticks—" The fat man shouted when he saw that everyone was staring at him.
"Don't pretend to be confused, quickly take out the wine-" Li Qiang urged in his mouth. The fat man said twice, happily took out two bottles of Qingshan Laojiao, and looked at the date, both of which were five-year aging.
You don't need a cup, pour it into two large bowls, and you take a sip and he takes turns. The bearded head was full of pride: "A big bowl of wine, a big piece of meat, this is simply the day of the king of the mountain!"
"Just your beard, at first glance, you are the master of the village. The fat man snatched the wine bowl, and there was only one bottom left, and no one was polite if he dared to love.
After filling their bellies, they put on the floor, and everyone lay down to sleep, basically sleeping until dawn. The fat man pushed the door out, only to see that the ugly ugly had come back for some time, and the big brown bear was still snoring on the firewood.
"This guy's vigilance is too bad - it's still ugly and ugly, and I didn't let the stupid bear find out. The fat man muttered, and led the ugly out for a walk. The ugly belly was bulging, not deflated at all, and in the woods, the fat man did not have to worry about it starving at all.
The big brown bear also woke up, plopping and following behind, probably thinking that the fat man was going to get rid of it, it seems that the fat man wants to get rid of it, it seems to be a little difficult.
On the fifth day, when the fat man came to the fifth foothold, he saw Xiaobai descending from the sky and bringing greetings with big pigtails, so he replied, and Xiaobai rose to the sky again.
Because at this distance, it is too far away from the communication tower of the radar station, the mountains are high and dense, and the mobile phone can no longer be contacted.
Ten days after entering the mountain, the fat man and his party returned to the backing mountain, and at this time, the first snow had fallen. Big Pigtail and Kiki got the news, and they got to the east of the deer farm, and saw a fat figure swaying in front of them from a distance, so Kiki ran up to meet them: "Fat uncle-"
"It's not Uncle Fat, it's Big Bear!" Running and running, Qiqi realized that it was a big brown bear, don't be fat Uncle is still tall and fat. The little girl ran even happier: "Haha, the fat uncle brought his brother back-"
When the fat man in the back heard this, he couldn't help touching the back of his head: "This girl, do I look like that bear-"
"Yes!" everyone in the back of the expedition said in unison.
Qiqi ran in front of the big brown bear, jumped high and couldn't reach its head, so he had to slap its big belly twice: "This guy is so fat, just call you fat!"
The wizard is just over one meter old, and the big brown bear is more than two meters, and when he goes to that station, it is the same as Yao Ming leading the little boy to appear in the Olympics.
The big brown bear quickly turned to all fours, twitched its big nose a few times, and then circled around Kiki, still jolting straight along. Kiki took out a piece of candy from his pocket, peeled off the candy wrapper, and stuffed it into its mouth: "Go, come home with me, meet the stupid ones, this time you are amazing, the stupid ones will definitely not be able to fall you-"
The fat man shouted behind him with a sad face: "On the contrary, Qiqi, you got it wrong, this guy is Laipitang, I brought it back to ask you to send it back to the mountain, why do you go home to collect it!"
There is no way, it is easy to please God, it is difficult to send God, the big brown bear identified the fat man, and followed him all the way back, the fat man wanted to break his head, but he didn't drive it away.
Kiki blinked wide-eyed, and then rode onto the back of the big brown bear, and the little girl figured it out: I didn't bring it back anyway—
The fat man hated so much that the roots of his teeth itched: "Big stupid bear, you don't need to be scared, when the spring of the next year begins, you will obediently go up the mountain to find the female bear!"