Chapter 42: Sioux City and the Dog
With the end of the fifth round, the whole game has come to an end, and then, those confident uncles really played.
Glancing at these people, the current best result holder couldn't help but smile bitterly, but he didn't pay too much attention to it, the champion was just a wine exchange coupon, and this competition was originally to have a good time.
And Sioux City trotted back, just in time. He had just been away for a while.
Standing next to a strong man, Sioux City smiled politely. The other party also smiled at Su Cheng, and pinched Su Cheng's shoulder by the way, "The young man looks very energetic." ”
"Where is it, the uncle looks at the spirit, especially the uncle's belly, if the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, then the uncle can support at least ten prime ministers, this is the emperor's appearance!"
"Haha. The uncle is a hearty person, joking, and touched Su Cheng's head with some joy, "The young man likes to drink?"
"What's the difference between a man and a girl if he doesn't drink?" Su Cheng raised an eyebrow.
"Well said! The young man has a future! ”
"Okay. ”
Sioux City is preparing for the game. At the west gate of the Icewater Plaza, a girl was elegantly eating lunch, and across from her was her father, who was on the phone.
"Old Zhou, are you in such a hurry?"
I didn't know what was said on the other end of the phone, and the man sighed through his nose, "Okay, I know, then I'll go over right away." ”
Hanging up the phone, the man looked at his daughter guiltily, "Feifei, there is something wrong with the bank, Dad must go over immediately, you can take a taxi back by yourself." ”
"It's okay, Dad, go get busy. Jiang Yifei smiled sensibly.
"I'm sorry, but Daddy brought you your favorite cake in the evening. ”
"Okay. In front of her father, Jiang Yifei faded away from the coldness in front of others, and was more like a child.
When her father left the restaurant, Jiang Yifei finally showed a hint of loss. Parents are always so busy.
In fact, many times, she wants to lose her temper so that her parents can accompany her more, but if she does this, her parents will definitely dislike her for being ignorant. So, she's always shown to be very understanding of them...
But I don't know if her parents understand her grievances, and I don't know if there will be such a person who understands...
"It seems to be quite lively outside, let's go for a walk. Jiang Yifei picked up the hundred yuan left by her father on the table, put on her hat and walked out of the restaurant.
…
Here in Sioux City, the game begins!
Su Cheng grabbed the wine glass with both hands, tilted his head and poured it directly into his mouth. Because of his skill, he drank quickly, and when he finished his first glass of wine, the uncle next to him only drank three glasses...
As the uncle raised the fourth glass of wine, Su Cheng's eyes glared at the boss, and he couldn't help but hit 666 in his heart.
At this point, the three seeded players are watching each other, and they have completely ignored Sioux City.
Sioux City hurriedly began to drink a second glass of wine, and then his heart moved.
"Poof~"
"Puff~"
The originally lively crowd instantly quieted down...
"Poof~" The uncle next to Su Cheng squirted out a sip of beer, and his old face turned red.
"Poof~"
"Poof~"
Immediately after, several people who were drinking around squirted out one after another, it was so stinky that some people vomited directly...
The uncle next to Su Cheng touched his stomach and lowered his head, panicking for a moment. He wanted to pull a handful of vomiting buddies and ask him how he was, but he couldn't stop farting now, and he didn't know what the hell he saw.
Because of the uncle's sudden fart, except for one of the eight people who were originally participating in the competition, all but one of them still vomited on the spot, and all the others ran away, leaving Su Cheng still drinking desperately.
"Five glasses, fight!" Su Cheng held up the sixth glass of wine and looked at the countdown on the electronic screen, "It's too late." ”
There was chaos in the arena, but Sioux City was unaffected because he had something stuffed in his nose.
"Five seconds left!" After drinking the sixth cup, Sioux City was overjoyed, holding the seventh cup of wine is poured.
"Ding!"
As the time wore out, Sioux City put down his half-drunk glass and jumped up excitedly, "!
But now no one pays attention to him as a champion, because the people around him are almost scattered. But Sioux City didn't care, he rushed straight to the podium, "Host, I'm today's champion, right?"
The host was stunned, he had never encountered such a situation, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while, but thinking about it, Su Cheng did drink six and a half cups, and it was just a day champion anyway, and after hesitating for two seconds, he still announced Su Cheng's champion status.
"Thanks!" Su Cheng patted his supporter on the shoulder and ran away without taking the wine coupon, because he had now discovered a serious problem, and he was going to get drunk!
Sioux City's alcohol consumption in his previous life was practiced after doing sales, but it was not something he was born with. At this age, he had never even touched alcohol, and suddenly after drinking so much alcohol, his body had already begun to react. He must now hurry to the toilet and spit out the wine.
Before leaving, he didn't forget to glance at his uncle and quietly bowed to the other party, "Uncle, I'm sorry, but farting can detoxify, and I'm also for your good." ”
Su Cheng didn't talk nonsense, he was bored and talked to the system a few days ago, the fart released by the fart technique can really detoxify, and the detoxification effect is very good, otherwise Su Cheng would not have done anything to this uncle, he is also afraid of the toxins in the uncle's body, and now the medical level is not very developed, so I will help him.
"Plop!" Su Cheng stumbled on his feet as he ran wildly towards the public toilet, and fell face down.
"I'll go. He raised his head and rubbed his nose, his heart was uneasy, he reacted very quickly to drunkenness, his head was now dizzy, he lost his balance slightly, he tried to get up, and his body had begun to feel floating.
Drunkenness is painful, and Sioux City has experienced it too many times in his previous life.
"Su Cheng?" After getting up and stumbling for a moment, Su Cheng felt that someone suddenly appeared and helped him, "Have you drunk?"
Looking sideways at the somewhat vague girl in front of her, "Jiang Yifei?"
"Why do you drink so much?"
"Help... Help me to the public toilet in front. ”
"Okay, be careful. Jiang Yifei put Su Cheng's hand on herself, and suddenly the whole person was stunned, feeling that her body was clinging to Su Cheng, her heartbeat accelerated suddenly, her little face was slightly red, she glanced at Su Cheng, fortunately, he drank too much...
Jiang Yifei adjusted her breathing, and quickly introduced Su Cheng into the toilet, waiting outside the toilet, Jiang Yifei touched her chest, her face became hotter and hotter, this is the second time in her life that she has such intimate contact with the opposite sex.
Last time, it was with a dog...