Press Conference of New Articles (Part I) (Plus Update)

Attention, attention:

If you don't enter the venue, go in quickly, and if you want to go out, you should weigh yourself first, and if you talk at the venue, please roar as much as you want, and if you walk around the venue, please go crazy at will.

Warm reminder, even if it is a miserable lord who comes to power for a while, you must control your emotions, even if you vomit, don't spit on the people behind you, otherwise it will affect the mood of throwing tomatoes.

And look at the plaque engraved with the press conference, yes, it's this broken wooden board! You must be careful when throwing bricks, if you drop them, you will definitely be slandered.

Yes?! How did it fall now!

Free doctor, I'm going to see a doctor!

As soon as the chattering meeting started, Su Jinxi couldn't bear to drag the wedding dress to the stage shyly, and did mental activities silently.

(Ask my sister why I chose this, my sister will tell you in a dignified way that my sister likes red the most, and my sister will never roar to tell you, the author Jun didn't prepare a speech service for his sister at all, and he won't proudly tell you how your sister heroically stunned the author Jun in the back garbage heap before standing here.) Because my sister is so obscure and low-key! )

The author, who climbed back, just saw this scene, propped up the pillar, and summarized it word by word with a mobile phone stained with vegetable leaves:

In this large part of her heart, when the idiot is flowing to the white filth, she has gained a total of 250 white eyes, 250 contemptuous gestures, and 250 who don't want to look at her with her eyes closed, hehe, I won't tell how many people are at the scene.

Su Jinxi did not stand off, and repeatedly did 20 neck movements, 50 stretching movements, and 180 chest expansion movements, before he was stunned and thought he was going to dance square dance under the rhythm of the audience, and patiently finally spoke.

"Dear Dididi, I'm so happy today. You know Dididi, as the heroine of the previous article "Qihua on the Side", I have been under pressure to beat Didi. ”

When Xiaomei heard this, she suddenly widened her cute eyes: "Brother, are we going to the wrong place, I always have the impulse of a certain APP to listen to it." ”

Su Chenhan didn't raise his head, he had already pressed his phone wildly for a while. "How is it possible, this is the most desolate place in the world, bear with it, the fourth sister is pretending."

Why doesn't he really have a car, he really wants to go!

If Uncle Zhang hadn't wanted to date him, he wouldn't have been sent to such a place, and if he hadn't come to such a place, he wouldn't have fallen into such a bad situation.

But he will not be afraid of the woman on the stage who has made him unhappy for hundreds of thousands of words, but the author Jun has always made him smile bitterly, because he said that the voice was amazing, and he didn't even overwhelm the shyly and smiling people on the stage.

As a result, under this audio effect, an unprecedented response was triggered.

Su Jinxi's face twitched in the sincere joy of the audience, but after beating Su Chen vigorously with the wooden board that said 'New Literature Conference', he finally returned to normal.

(For Mao Knock Lun's family?) Just because the author stole the VIP tickets in the front row of the Lun family, he was nakedly jealous of the Lun family! You are still laughing, one or two are not allowed to laugh, and if you laugh again, the Lun family will poke you with an orchid finger. You ironclad little Chanchan's support group, don't don't, don't hurt each other with you!

Dwarf oil, Chanyi, you are light, and then you pull your ears so hard, uncle, I will never kneel on the washboard again, I would rather cross the knife mountain, and I would rather recite the three words Jing Ye resolutely does not kneel! )

Uh-huh! Su Jinxi flattered Su Chennian's clothes by pulling his hair and dragging them away, knocked his hand that was pretending to be a microphone twice, and ignored Han Ba, who was pushed to the ground and spit on the ground by Qiu Qiu's suspicion, and began to smile casually.

"In this sunny, birdsong and flowers, lush branches and leaves, fruitful, spring, wind blowing willows, golden wind cool, spring breeze ten miles ......."

But before she finished what she had memorized last night, Li Qingchen, who had a flower scarf on his head and pretended to be a passerby, sneaked to the front desk and began to pretend to cough manically.

Just as he was about to burst into a rage, he raised the wooden board in his hand again, and he met Shang Xuanxue's bright ridicule.

"Jin'er doesn't have to mind him, just ignore the nonsense of the season. I'm rooting for you! I just like how you look silly! ”

Then there was a burst of laughter, then leaning forward and backward, and finally squatting on the ground and knocking on the floor by himself.

Su Jinxi was instantly excited and impulsive, and the series of actions that followed basically made up for the above-mentioned Shang Xuanxue's actions and multiplied by the n power of N.

Finally regained control of himself, and began to discharge at him with a wink, this whole set of 250 volts of current passed, and he felt that he was crispy enough to roll a small cake and dip in sauce.

"Oh, I didn't expect you to come too, you haven't seen a little girl in a few days. You... You don't want to be the Ren family, the Ren family is the most angry! ”

Then there was a coquettish meal with the corners of his mouth curled up and angry.

Then the two ignored the crazy kisses of the other people present and gave spinach.

Li Qingchen was suddenly choked by coughing, no, this budding movement out of the wall. He took a bite of the red apricot in his hand, pinched the core and jumped onto the stage.

"Xiaoxi'er, what are you doing, hungry here, hunger is what you love the most!"

Su Jinxi's face immediately changed color, and the last spinach stick smashed straight at him.

"What's the mess, don't you know he's the emperor now? Under the whole world, it is none other than the king's ministers. I'll give it to him first, and then you can be mine. ”

Li Qingchen was really angry now, he pulled off the flower scarf, put two handfuls of saliva and hula hair, and stood forward with saliva on his forehead.

"Hmph, what's so great about the emperor! Don't you know that the demon is in calamity to the country, just by virtue of his hungry appearance, this emperor is hungry and wants to be hungry, and someone will help him when he is hungry! ”

Ahem, don't say anything else, but no one can match the exclusive charming cough sound of hunger, do you know, in the N field of hungry hookup with the heroine, female supporting actress, and female hair in "Qihua on the Side", half of them rely on this cough to play!

It's a pity that before this sentence could be spoken, the person was picked up by Shang Xuanxue, who was pinching his nose, and threw it out.

Squinted his eyes and looked in the direction where the author Jun stretched out his hand, where the mobile phone screen held by Shang Xuanxue clearly said that Li Qingchen's martial arts value was completely wasted.

Brother Meow, Hungry Mao didn't think of changing the content setting first? Hungry for Mao and just trying to be handsome? Do hungry levels need to be handsome! It's true that his appearance is misguided, and he has lost his claws into hatred for eternity.

Of course, at the last glance, he still faithfully wanted to give it to the author.

I hate you, a fool who can't even keep your phone and doesn't know how to set a password!

The author Jun was first really beaten by the female protagonist, and then despised by the male protagonist, but when he thought of the new article, he still held on to his breath and turned his hand to the stage.

"I... Target... New text... Still is... Let me ......."