Tong Xiangyu! 9
"Big mouth, what's in your hand?"
Big Mouth held up the small burden and signaled: "Beef jerky, that's all there is for this last half catty." β
Xiaomi was so hungry that she reached out to grab it, but was flashed by Li's mouth.
At this time, Xiaobei, who heard the movement, also ran back happily, and spread out his hand with a flattering face, "Thank you, Uncle Big Mouth~~"
Big Mouth was unmoved, still clinging to the beef jerky, "This is not for you, this is for those lonely old people." β
Mo Xiaobei pouted and slowly lowered his hand, since it was ordered by Tong Xiangyu, it seemed that there was no hope.
β... The shopkeeper asked me to accompany them to eat and chat, and after chatting, I helped people cook, hey, I really don't know who I'm recruiting to provoke whom!"
The big mouth was pouring bitter water, Xiaomi reached out to grab it again, Li Dazui glared at Xiaomi fiercely, and then hurriedly slipped away...
"Hmph! stingy!" Since you can't eat beef jerky, let's continue to spread leaflets, "If you don't do well in environmental protection, your life will be difficult to ......."
"What's so hard to protect?" Wushuang turned around from the corner of the street and passed by Xiao Bei, before she could stop the other party, she was choked by the dust raised by Xiao Guo when she swept the floor, and coughed again and again, "Oh yes~~ What are you doing Xiao Guo, it's all dust!"
Xiao Guo sighed sincerely: "Wushuang, I really envy you, you have an iron rice bowl." β
At this moment, Tong Xiangyu came out to pour water, and when she saw Wushuang standing there, she immediately stopped her: "Hey Wushuang, come here, help help, help help! Hurry up!" After speaking, he turned around and went back to the inn.
"Oh~ I'm coming soon!" Wushuang is a warm-hearted person, and when he heard the shopkeeper's request for help, he naturally wouldn't ignore it, "Hey, by the way, what did you mean by what you just said about my iron rice bowl?"
Xiao Guo showed a smile of unknown meaning, according to her guess, Wushuang was afraid that he would not be able to escape. Hey, you have an iron rice bowl, people have concentrated sulfuric acid, ask for more blessings, sister!
"It's not interesting, the shopkeeper called you, hurry up and hurry up~"
"Oh~" Wushuang walked to the inn in confusion.
Xiucai was writing at the tent in the inn, when two guests came...
Tong Xiangyu put on a rag and greeted warmly: "Guest officer, please! Come on, what do you want to eat?"
Diner A: "A piece of mushu meat, and a big plate of chicken." With that, he found an empty table and sat down.
The shopkeeper wiped the table twice, "Okay, okay, wait a minute!" At this moment, Wushuang entered the door, and the shopkeeper immediately greeted him, "Oh, you are here, hurry up and go down to the kitchen to fry a mushu meat for me! Put less salt, go quickly!" The shopkeeper couldn't help but say, so he pushed her into the kitchen.
Where is Wushuang willing to do it, he stalked his neck and shirked: "Hey, I'm still on duty, I can't leave my post without permission!"
"Oh, let's take it as a private visit to observe the people's feelings! I'm really too busy to be alone, let's go!"
Wushuang looked at the lobby and found that only one of the shopkeepers was busy working, and couldn't help but be curious: "Shopkeeper, where did the big mouth go, and my senior brother, and Xiucai." β
Tong Xiangyu looked left and right, and finally found Xiucai, "Hey, Xiucai, what are you doing?"
Xiucai raised his head and replied, "I'm busy preparing for class!"
Tong Xiangyu walked over quickly and swept his manuscript aside, "Don't prepare any more, start eradicating illiteracy now! Time waits for no one, man! What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and sweep it!"
Lu Xiucai was frightened and immediately put down his pen and walked to the diner's side.
After getting the show, the shopkeeper focused on Wushuang again. "Oh Wushuang, help, help!" said him, and the two of them entered the kitchen together.
Lu Xiucai wandered around the lobby for a while, and then determined the targetβthe two who had just come.
"Hey~Two, eating~"
Diner B obviously said in a bad tone: "What are you eating before you have any dishes, eat you?"
"Hurry up, serve the food!" Xiucai turned around, pretended to urge the kitchen, and then with a flattering smile, further accosted: "Hehe~ Do you know how to read?"
"What do you mean?" Diner B grew impatient.
Lu Xiucai didn't perceive the danger and continued to die: "I mean, do you know how to memorize the "Three Character Classic"?"
Diner B wanted to get up and teach Xiucai a lesson, but Diner A hurriedly stopped him, and then provoked: "What's the matter?
"No, no, no, it's impossible!" Xiucai waved his hand again and again, "I won't teach you on my back, teach for free, and teach you for free!"
"No need, why don't you just "Three Character Classic", come here and I'll tell you!" Diner A muttered in Xiucai's ear.
"Am I sick?" Xiucai repeated, and finally found that something was wrong: "Why are you scolding!"
Diner A hugged his arms and was very embarrassed: "Don't you want to listen to the "Three Character Classic"?
"Five character scripture?" Lu Xiucai wondered.
The guest beckoned, and Xiucai stupidly approached again.
No need to ask, it's certainly not a good word.
"My uncle recruited you to provoke you? Why are you like this, you don't have any quality at all!"
"I'm not a chicken, what do you want to do?"
Lu Xiucai was almost angry, and pointed at the other party and burst into a foul mouth: "You...... You're not as good as a chicken!"
As soon as he heard this, diner B didn't say a word, grabbed Xiucai's collar and was about to do it.
Xiucai was frightened and immediately called for help: "Hey, what are you doing! Help!
Xiao Guo heard Xiucai shouting for help, threw down the broom and rushed in: "Stop! What are you doing!
"Ah~~"
In an instant, the ground was in shambles...
After a long time, the guests fled one after another, the tables, chairs and benches in the lobby were all over the place, and the floor was full of pots and pans ceramic fragments, Xiao Guo and Xiucai bowed their heads to be trained.
"Lesson, bloody lesson!"
Xiao Guo was naturally unconvinced, and grabbed Bai and said: "They did it first!"
Lu Xiucai was afraid that Xiao Guo would anger the shopkeeper, so he quickly took the responsibility: "Sister Fu is here to save me!"
Xiaobei, as Xiao Guo's sworn friend, naturally has to look to his own people in this era of helping relatives and not helping them: "I can prove that those guests told me the whole process, and they said that they were holding Xiucai, uh ~ poof, this ~ A type B type AB type O type are available!"
"What nonsense!" The shopkeeper pushed Xiaobei aside, and then faced Xiao Guo: "No, no, no, this is the most blame-" Tong Xiangyu took turns pointing at Xiucai and Xiao Guo, and then suddenly changed to himself: "It's me!"
Now everyone was shocked: "Huh?!"
"I misjudged the situation to cause this situation..."
Xiao Guo thought that the other party really had found out about his conscience, and he was so moved that he was 'in tears', and he grabbed Tong Xiangyu and didn't let go, "Shopkeeper, you finally figured it out." β
Who would have thought that what Tong Xiangyu said was not the same thing at all: "I shouldn't have let the two of you be so close, although men and women are matched and they are not tired of work, but there is no such word as tired in my dictionary! From now on, Xiao Guo will sweep West Street!"
When Xiao Guo heard this, he almost fainted: "Please, eldest sister, I haven't even finished sweeping East Street!"