Ten Slaps of the Dragon 6

Downstairs, Xiao Liu was confronting Big Mouth, and the cheap master of Big Mouth, Lao Hong, was sitting on the side watching the battle. Lao Hong was eating and drinking enough and was picking his teeth, when he suddenly hiccuped, so frightened that Xiao Liu's knives fell to the ground.

"Don't be afraid, I'm just hiccup~"

While speaking, everyone hurriedly came down from the second floor.

After Xiao Liu saw Xiao Guo, he cried with a sad face: "Xiao Guo, if I have three long and two short today, you can hand over this knife to my master, and you can tell him, although Xiao Liu said that he was not promising, but he was definitely not ashamed." ”

"I'll tell him, be careful. ”

"If I can survive today, I must be a good catcher, come on!"

"Slow!" Lao Hong shouted, and then looked at Xiao Liu, "Catch fast?"

Lu Qinghou was about to let Big Mouth teach her rival a lesson, so she hurriedly urged: "What are you still rubbing, hurry up?"

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, let the teacher make up for you some more true qi. Lao Hong walked up to Big Mouth and whispered, "I think it's better not to fight." "Why don't you fight?"

"They are from the yamen. ”

"Then I'm still the nephew of the Yamen, don't say it, low-key, low-key. ”

Yan Xiaoliu interjected: "Lou Zhixian said that there is a nephew like you..."

Li Dazui's face was glorious, "What else did he say?"

"This is the biggest failure of his life!"

Li Dazui was annoyed and angry, and kicked over the chair: "Good boy, come on, take it!"

Bai Zhantang flew down, "Wait! If you want to fight, you can sign a life and death certificate first." ”

The big mouth didn't know how to learn, and asked, "What kind of life and death certificate do you sign?"

"The family is from the imperial court, and they beat him to death, don't we follow him?"

Lao Hong hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "It makes sense, in the opinion of the old man, it is best for the two of you to have a literary fight." ”

Li Dazui hurriedly pulled Lao Hong's sleeve, a little embarrassed: "Master, you don't know, I'm not very literate." ”

"Hey, I mean, you don't have to make a move, one person fights three punches, whoever goes first to the end will lose. ”

"That's no trick, won't I practice this palm in vain?"

Lao Hong reprimanded him seriously: "You don't understand, the highest level of martial arts is no move, what does no trick mean?"

"I don't know. ”

"If you don't kill, if you don't kill, that's peace!"

The other party was so blind that he actually blinded everyone, especially Tong Xiangyu, who likes to be withdrawn, as if he had seen a confidant, he almost applauded wildly: "How good it is, it is worthy of being a master of the fifth generation, and he said the theme of heroes." ”

Li Dazui was also flickered and lame, pierced a nondescript horse step, and shouted: "Master, I'll listen to you, take him three punches, come!"

"Gale, gale, gale, gale!"

In the shouts of everyone, Xiao Liu threw the first punch and covered his stomach with his big mouth.

"Up!"

Xiao Liu threw a second punch, and the waist of the big mouth was already bent into a shrimp.

"One more punch, come again!"

Xiao Liu rushed over, but was hugged by a big mouth and bitten.

"Biting foul!"

Seeing that Lao Hong took the opportunity to slip away, coupled with the unbearable performance of the big mouth, a few people still didn't understand that they were letting that bullshit fifth-generation master deceive.

"Catch him, don't let him run!"

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"Stop, where to run!" Xiao Guo took the lead and stopped in front of Lao Hong.

Lao Hong turned around again and found that Bai Zhantang was behind him.

"What's the matter, you want to go?"

Lao Hong immediately pulled up the shelf: "Good dogs don't get in the way, I am a green dragon on the left, and a white tiger on the right ....."

"You're a two-hundred-five, hahaha....."

"White dragon wings!"

Bai Zhantang hugged his arms and corrected: "It's the white crane!"

"Oh, the black dragon is upset!"

Bai Zhantang couldn't hold back a smile anymore, "It's quite disturbing." ”

"Ahem, the black dragon digs out the heart!"

Lao Hong made a false move and directly grabbed Xiucai on the side, Lao Bai and Xiao Guo grabbed Lao Hong's arm and pulled him away.

"Xiucai! Hit him, hit him!"

Guo Furong also urged again and again: "Fight!"

Lu Qinghou was stunned for a moment, and then picked up Wang Baquan, "Xiucai is going to beat someone today." ”

Unexpectedly, Xiucai punched over, but Lao Hong turned his head and dodged, and hit Xiao Guo in the eye. Okay, now Xiao Guo's two eyes are symmetrical, and they have become panda eyes.

Now the remaining two people couldn't take care of Lao Hong, and hurriedly helped Xiao Guo, "Xiao Guo, are you okay?"

Xiao Guo covered his eyes and reluctantly said, "It's okay, chase quickly!"

"Stop!"

"Hey, why didn't he run away?"

A few people leaned over to take a look, and it turned out that the old guy was holding on to the wall.

"Yes, tell him to eat so much!"

"Catch him!"

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In the lobby, the shopkeeper was dealing with Xiao Liu's bloody ears.

Seeing that Lao Hong was arrested, Xiao Liu was also indignant: "You liar, your ugly behavior can only be described in four words, which four words?"

"Outrageous!"

"Four more. ”

"Heartbreaking!"

Tong Xiangyu: "You deceived your big mouth like this, what else do you want to do?"

Lao Hong still didn't admit his guilt when he arrived here, and still quibbled to himself: "This can't be said to be a lie, what's wrong with changing two tricks and mixing some food?"

Li Dazui was about to cry at the moment: "What kind of trick is it?"

"The tree you broke was sawn off by me. ”

"Where's the bluestone slab?"

"I broke it and glued it back together. ”

"Then you taught me that set of eighteen dragon-descending palms?"

"I made it up. ”

Lu Qinghou, who was recording the case, interjected: "This is a naked infringement, aren't you afraid that the beggars will trouble you?"

"What's the trouble, he has eighteen palms, eighteen moves, what about me? It's ten slaps.... Ten tricks. ”

Knowing the ins and outs, Li Dazui collapsed: "I, I, I, I strangle you!"

When the big guy divided the two of them, Lao Hong was almost angry: "Isn't it just mixing up with your food, are you you?"

"Why not, he believes in your evil, thinks he has martial arts, and looks for others everywhere to compare. ”

"Fortunately, I met our little sixth, if you really want to meet a master, his little life is long gone. ”

Lao Hong doesn't want to take any responsibility at all, "Then blame him for carrying it himself." ”

"Okay, the case is closed, if you have something to say, go to the yamen, let's go. ”

As soon as he heard this, Lao Hong was completely panicked, "Don't don't, I said big mouth, you have to help me well, a teacher for one day, and a father for life." ”

"Hey, are you embarrassed to be someone's father?" Xiao Guo said narrowly.

"Then uncle, or else, brother-in-law, brother-in-law?"

When Li Dazui heard this, he was even more unhappy: "He insulted my brother-in-law, I will beat you to death!"

"Let's go, let's go. ”

"My brother-in-law is Louzhi County, all low-key, low-key~~"

"Oh, don't keep a low profile, big mouth, you have to reflect on this matter. ”

Li Dazui is worthy of being Lao Hong's apprentice, and he also thinks that he has no responsibility at all: "What am I reflecting?"

"How much effort have you delayed in the past few days to practice martial arts?"

"Yes, I know it's wrong, and I'll never talk about martial arts training again. ”

"It's not just martial arts, anything, if you don't work hard and hard, how can you succeed?"

Li Dazui immediately retorted: "Who said I didn't work hard?"

"You've only been practicing for a few days, and you want to be invincible in the world, where can you find this kind of good thing?"

"Xiao Guo didn't practice much. ”

"That's why she's poor in martial arts. Lao Bai replied casually.

Guo Furong was naturally unhappy: "Hey, hey, who said that my martial arts are poor, if you have the ability, don't keep me acupuncture." ”

"Okay, don't use your fingers and palms, this table is sturdy enough, right?"

Seeing that Lao Bai was about to tease Big Mouth again, the shopkeeper hurriedly played a round: "He knows it's wrong, what are you kidding, right, Big Mouth?"

Big Mouth left angrily.

"Look. Lao Bai slapped down, only to hear a click, and the bones were misplaced.

"Ah, I'll get it~~"