Chapter 362: Underwear Superman
"Saying that Wang Lang sings better than my poison, I'm really hehe. It is true that Wang Lang's voice is recognizable, his voice is clear, high-pitched and delicate, but Wang Lang basically sings with his capital, and his nasal cavity is used more, but the closure of the cavity is not particularly good, and the support of the breath is not enough, so on the whole, it can only belong to the smooth, and it is 108,000 miles away from the first singer in the young generation that you fans boast about. Cheng Xiaoyu naturally took Xia Shamo here, and unabashedly attached the link, such a strategy of killing two birds with one stone made Cheng Xiaoyu also smug.
He continued to crack on the computer, "Compare it with Xia Shamo, and you will know where Wang Lang is weak." Although Wang Lang is a rare singer with a good voice, it is a pity that he is not very good at singing. The lyrics were all prepared in vain, and he had no understanding of the lyrics. I think the high-pitched singing method is good, but when it comes to singing, I don't use it at all, or I abuse it. For example, many songs he can use his real voice dǐng, he must show off his skills in the high-pitched way of falsetto, I have listened to a lot of his songs, all of which are "cocktail singing", so that you can use different proportions of mixing in the high-pitched area, which sounds really easy to handle. For example, in the song "Love", when it reaches the high note of B2 or 3 or above, he will 'turn fake' or 'head sound', but the result of this treatment is that it will sound very empty and unexciting. Moreover, the consequence of the abuse of falsetto is that it is weak in articulation, musicality, and emotional processing. His voice is indeed quite beautiful, but this voice is a bit 'ungrounded', which makes people think that he sings without emotion, although his voice is beautiful. But it's not impressive enough. ”
"You can blow him and sing well, you can! But please don't be blind under my 'whispers', learn diǎn professional knowledge to brag for your masters. ”
"I'm 'poison' to tell the truth, Wang Lang's falsetto is not too ugly, obviously the true voice is transparent, and I want to challenge the falsetto. He often mentions that he is using a remix, however his throat does not close well. The sound is basically only the initial sound and no real voice is mixed in, the guide zhì sound area is different and unified, the timbre changes too much, it sounds like the air leakage is very fake, and the real voice will always be stuck when it turns up. But his true voice is not bad, but singing is the need to convey feelings, and he handles it so coldly like this, "∮dǐng" ∮diǎn" ∮小" ∮ said, .≡.o⌒s_(); I really can't understand that you still have to hold his stinky feet. ”
"Listening to him sing, I can't help but think of his jaw. Like his smug treble, why is it so sharp? Isn't it happy in the heart of a person who doesn't pierce him to death? It is the sadness of the Chinese music scene that the records of self-righteous people like you can sell diamonds. ”
Cheng Xiaoyu happily finished typing this paragraph on the computer, feeling that he had a bad breath, and he also used extra force when he hit the "enter key" out.
Cheng Xiaoyu didn't care about Wang Lang, anyway, he was just a virtual storage zài as a "poison", he didn't need to hide his head and show his tail, and he wasn't afraid of offending anyone, so he just went straight to Diǎn. Anyway, he's not afraid of making things big.
After commenting on Wang Lang's singing skills, Cheng Xiaoyu closed the account of Poison. Looking at the blue dial of Patek Philippe on my wrist, it is not far from lunch time. So in the end, Cheng Xiaoyu opened his own "whisper" again, he connected his mobile phone to the computer, and uploaded a photo of a large pink heart-shaped balloon crowded together and trying to go up under the blue sky under the blue sky taken yesterday on the 88th floor of "Boyue". And a sentence was attached. "Even if we poke it, we still have the courage to face the blue sky."
Although he hasn't posted any content on his own "whispers", he now has more than 100,000 fans, most of whom are based on the attention list of the members of the "Idol Project". Especially Su Yuxi, in addition to paying attention to each other with other members, only paid attention to Cheng Xiaoyu, and Cheng Xiaoyu was still the first on Su Yuxi's attention list.
With so many fans, Cheng Xiaoyu also had a little motivation to "whisper", so he passed this article with pictures of chicken soup, neutralized his Internet violence index, and turned off the computer complacently and went to the cafeteria for lunch.
After eating, he naturally went to the piano room to practice, he was still waiting on the way to the exclusive piano room of the music department, and only followed Pei Yanchen after he entered, when he passed by her piano room, he saw that Pei Yanchen's piano room door was finally not sticker, Cheng Xiaoyu showed a smile.
Cheng Xiaoyu played the popular piano for a while as usual, and then began to play boring etudes, when he played the piano music that the violin can play together, Pei Yanchen next door would cooperate, such as Beethoven's "Pathos Sonata", "Moonlight Sonata" and "Spring", Cheng Xiaoyu will also deliberately play Brahms's three sonatas with Pei Yanchen, the days are drifting slowly, and he has always kept a distance not far from Pei Yanchen.
When Cheng Xiaoyu went to the library on the third night, he happened to meet Senior Sister Xie Yingzhen at the door, and he greeted Xie Yingzhen with a smile, but Xie Yingzhen's smile was a little embarrassing.
Cheng Xiaoyu knew that Xie Yingzhen was affected by the rumors, and his senses might become worse, but he remembered that he had promised Wu Fan to help him make an appointment with Xie Yingzhen, if he didn't invite Xie Yingzhen when he still had a trace of good feelings, it was estimated that he would only be able to release Wu Fan's pigeons in the future. So Cheng Xiaoyu said to Xie Yingzhen, who didn't seem to want to talk to him, "Uh! That Yingzhen senior sister, I'm sorry, in fact, there has been something hidden from you"
Xie Yingzhen was a little surprised that Cheng Xiaoyu would say such an opening statement, she looked at Cheng Xiaoyu's stern expression, feeling whether she had been deceived by Cheng Xiaoyu or something else, her expression began to become hesitant, and she shook her body twice unconsciously, Xie Yingzhen asked in surprise, "Ah! What's wrong? ”
Cheng Xiaoyu said with regret and gloom, "For me to be the legendary 'underwear thief', I should have sued you earlier, in fact, I am not like hiding from you, I just didn't have time to transform that day, and I wanted to take a set of underwear for emergency, but I took the wrong women's underwear." You should know what a heavy word a friend is for a messenger of justice like us! "There are also supermen in this world who wear underwear, so Cheng Xiaoyu used it to make fun of him.
Xie Yingzhen was a little surprised at first, and then shocked, she was made laughing by Cheng Xiaoyu's cold-faced skills, she really didn't expect Cheng Xiaoyu to make fun of herself, and she didn't expect Cheng Xiaoyu to say such an alternative confession, which made Xie Yingzhen relieved, she felt that Cheng Xiaoyu was definitely not the kind of person rumored, so she said, "I'm really surprised, but it's okay!" I think you must have something you don't want to talk about. ”
Cheng Xiaoyu pretended to be shy and said, "I knew that Senior Sister Yingzhen must be an empathetic girl, in fact, there is nothing to do such a thing, it's just that the bet is lost." "There are some white lies, Cheng Xiaoyu feels it is still necessary to say them, he has always believed that the world is built on the truth by lies, and the world would collapse without lies.
Xie Yingzhen has always had a very good impression of Cheng Xiaoyu, and when she saw that he explained so naturally, she believed it, so she smiled slightly and said, "Who doesn't have impulsiveness?" But don't do that next time! ”
Cheng Xiaoyu said seriously, "Manly man, willing to gamble and lose!" Commitment is more important to me than reputation. ”
This sentence made Xie Ying really feel good, she sighed and said, "A boy like you is really dying out now." ”
Cheng Xiaoyu felt that he had overexerted himself, so he hurriedly pushed off the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Uh, in fact, Senior Sister Yingzhen, I stopped you for something else!" ”
Xie Yingzhen said, "What's the matter?" ”
Cheng Xiaoyu said "hehe" and smiled: "Can I invite you out to play on the weekend?" ”
Xie Yingzhen was a little surprised and asked, "Me?" And you? If it weren't for Cheng Xiaoyu's stealing, Xie Ying really thought that she would not refuse, but now she feels that Cheng Xiaoyu is not a suitable date.
Cheng Xiaoyu hurriedly explained, "No, no, don't get me wrong, there is Wu Fan and our dormitory together." Then he added, "If you have any friends, call them too!" ”
Xie Yingzhen frowned and said, "I can only have dinner at most on the weekend!" On Friday and Saturday nights, I would sing at the 'Deer Singing Bar' next to the school. "Xie Yingzhen is from the vocal music department of the Conservatory of Music.
Cheng Xiaoyu smiled and said, "That's better, let's have dinner together, and then go to the bar where the senior sister sings!" ”
Xie Yingzhen thought of Wu Fan and wanted to refuse even more, but he didn't know how to say it tactfully, so he said, "It's not impossible, but I have one condition." ”
"I'll agree to anything."
"Unless you can call Pei Yanchen out too." Xie Yingzhen knew that Pei Yanchen and Cheng Xiaoyu did not have a good relationship, and Pei Yanchen was the most difficult girl to date in the play, so it was impossible for Cheng Xiaoyu to call Pei Yanchen out when he became an underwear thief, so he thought of such a foolproof idea.
Cheng Xiaoyu pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I'll try this!" I think she's going to give the feared 'underwear thief' a face. ”
Xie Yingzhen couldn't help but be amazed by his idea, "hehe" and said with a smile: "Cheng Xiaoyu, if you can really ask Pei Yanchen out, I will cover the consumption of your going to the bar." ”
Cheng Xiaoyu blinked and said, "Senior sister, I am willing to gamble and lose!" ”
Xie Yingzhen replied confidently, "Of course." ”
(Friends who know must know what kind of stalk the poison is going to use to make waves on the Internet!) (To be continued.) )