[The 57th Script] Li Dazui pretended to hatch eggs like crazy, and the shopkeeper Tong set up a banquet set problem Li Dazui pretended to hatch eggs like crazy, and the shopkeeper Tong set up a banquet problem

Characters (abbreviations in parentheses)

Tong Xiangyu (Tong) - Yan Ni

Bai Zhantang (white) - Sha Yi

Guo Furong (Guo) - Yao Chen

Lv Xiucai (Lv) - Yu Entai

I wish Wushuang (double) - Ni Hongjie

Li Dazui (mouth) - Jiang Chao

Mo Xiaobei (Bei) - Wang Shasha

Yan Xiaoliu (six) - Xiao Jian

Xie shopkeeper (Xie) - Zhou Xiaogang

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, Liu)

Xiao Guo was sprinkling water, Lao Bai was running the hall, Xiucai was writing hard, Xiao Guo pretended to wipe the wine cabinet after seeing it, and took the opportunity to peek at Xiucai, but Xiucai was not allowed to see it

Guo: What are you hiding, take it out.

Lv: I haven't written it yet, so I'll show it to you when I'm done.

Guo: (snatching it up) The wind sends the acacia full of embroidered beds......

Lv: When the night comes, it becomes a pair.

Guo: Promoting weaving?

FL: It's crickets, that is, crickets, in pairs. Just like the two of us.

Guo: Go, (walking in the direction of the table, reading as you go) Xianqing is putting down the pen, smiling at Yiren...... Why is there no one behind the Yiren?

Lu: I haven't thought about it yet, so why don't you give me a suggestion?

Tong: (Coming down from upstairs) I suggest that neither of you receive this month's monthly money.

Bai: In broad daylight, if you don't work hard, what's the use of writing that kind of sour poem?

Guo: Please, big brother, don't be sour if you think the grapes are sour, and if you have the ability, you can also write a poem for the shopkeeper

Bai: Hey, let's not write about that thing, the key is to look at the action, right?

Tong: Pinch your back first.

WHITE: Hooler.

Guo: Ouch, this is called hurting, Brother Hou, come!

Lv: Oh oh oh (sticking out his feet)

Bai: The form is useless, the key is to look at the connotation (a hard hand) This is called hurting.

Tong: Oops - it hurts, it hurts.

Guo: It hurts?

Tong: (doesn't laugh and laughs) It hurts people like this, young people learn more

Guo: Doesn't it hurt people, who wouldn't (twist Xiucai's leg hard)

Lv: Ah——! (diners get up and want to flash)

White: Don't run (pinching the shopkeeper hard)

Lao Bai and Xiao Guo's facial features shifted, and the more they pinched, the more they pinched, the shopkeeper and Xiucai were like being punished, and Xiao Liu came in from outside the door

Six: What's going on, what's going on? (Everyone stops shouting)

WHITE: It's fine.

Tong: It's fine. Is there something wrong with you?

Six: Are you all right? (Go inside) Well, I announce a great piece of good news. I just received a notice from above, and Father-in-law Cao was removed from his post and investigated!

The crowd cheered, and the diners ran out in fright. Xiangyu wanted to say hello, but Zhantang stopped him. Xiao Liu stood on the stool, picked up the knife, and pretended to play Beth. Big mouth runs out

Mouth: (pulls Xiaoliu) What's wrong?

Six: Gonggong Cao stepped down, and all his henchmen fell into bad luck.

Mouth: Oh my god, I've finally waited for this day. Yay!(Turning to the shopkeeper) Shopkeeper, can I take a few days off to celebrate this great event?

Tong: No, your family leave has long been used up.

Mouth: My mother hasn't been in good health lately.

Bai: Your mother's health is not better.

Mouth: What does it have to do with you when I talk to the shopkeeper? Shopkeeper's ......

Tong: Oh, don't use your hands when you speak, be careful that we show you.

White: Loosen up.

Mouth: Just order, as long as you can allow me to leave and die, I can do it, then it really doesn't work, I'll ask for sick leave.

Tong: Ouch (get up and look at the big mouth and eyes) The illness is not light, Zhantang will find a doctor, there is a disease to treat, I will pay for the medical expenses, but there is no disease, the outpatient fee is out of the mouth

White: Double

Mouth: The ...... of the shopkeeper

Tong: Don't say it anymore (Xiaoliu is startled when he drinks water) and wants to ask for leave, unless he waits for me to die.

Six: (throwing bowls) It's inhumane.

Mouth: It's inhuman.

Six: On such a happy day, people want to go back to see their mother, is there a mistake, is there a mistake, is there a mistake?

Tong: There's nothing wrong with that, but he goes back three or four times a month, and he doesn't go back for at least five or six days, which is not appropriate.

Shiro: Not quite right, right?

Mouth: That one, the shopkeeper, I promise this is the last trip.

Six: People are guaranteed.

Guo: He always promised, and sometimes he swore poisonous oaths.

Mouth: I know I'm a man of no credibility, but this time I swear by my personality.

Crowd: Thirty-eighth.

Mouth: I swear by my life.

Congregation: Sixty-fifth.

Mouth: (hugs Little Six) I'll swear by my next generation.

Tong: Okay, okay, wait until you have the next generation first. Where are you going?

Mouth: (goes to the door and picks up the basket) I'll go grocery shopping. Sooner or later, I'll give birth to a champion, and I'll be angry with you. (Turning his head and going out) Will it be the next generation soon, what's the big deal, go back and wait for Huilan to come back, I will get married and buy a house, I will be alive. (I saw a sedan chair carried by two people at the corner of the street and the shopkeeper Xie) Wait a while, who is sitting in this sedan chair?

Tse: My dad.

Mouth: Huh, didn't your dad die at the end of last year?

Tse: But he's better than my father.

Mouth: Who the hell is it?

Tse: My new guy.

Mouth: You see this thing sounds fresh, the guy is sitting in a sedan chair, and the shopkeeper is strolling in the back, who believes this? What's going on?

Xie: Don't mention it, it didn't happen just three days after it was recruited. Big mouth, I'm about to collapse.

Mouth: What the hell is going on?

Xie: Isn't that true?

Mouth: Got it?

Xie: Isn't it, by the way, tell you shopkeeper Tong, you have to look forward to recruiting people in the future, if there is a sick person on the stall, you will keep it for the rest of your life. Not to mention anything else, just this medical expense, you have to get this number, this number, this number, this number, this number (doing a fist posture while talking).

Mouth: Okay, okay, (grabbing the hand of the shopkeeper Xie) Don't make a fist, don't draw a fist, let's drink it again.

Xie: What are you drinking, my grocery store is about to become a pharmacy. I tell you, don't do any work, get paid. You can't deal with eating and drinking a little, and if you deal with it, you will get sick. You said that I have to let him toss me for my ten thousand family fortunes, so I'll tell you. (Pray) Bodhisattva bless, don't get sick again. No, I have to go back.

Mouth: The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, what is the disease?

Tse: (in the ear of the big mouth) Crazy. I have to go back. (Run Down)

Mouth: Crazy?

(Backyard, Day, Double, Saturday)

Wushuang was washing clothes, and Xiaoliu lifted the curtain and came over

Six: I'll come, I'll come, I'll come. (snatched the wet clothes and wrung them out) Wushuang, since the grandfather of Zhan left, (Wushuang glared at her) Zhan Guard, Zhan Guard, Zhan Guard, after that Zhan Guard left, you have been asking for leave. Lou Zhixian has asked me several times, and I don't know how to tell him. You say, what did I do wrong, you can say it directly, don't be passive and slack off.

Double: I didn't. I'm just distracted, I want to be still. (I want to dry my clothes)

Six: (grabbing Wushuang's wet clothes) I'll come, I'll come, I'll come, you rest, you rest.

Shuang: What if I'm willing to go back?

Six: Any request, as long as you can say it, I can do it.

Double: That's good. First, don't let me be a joker in the future.

Six: What do you mean?

Double: If you say casually, I'm going to help you, that's any different from an idiot.

Six: Don't be an idiot. And second?

Double: My uniform is too ugly. It doesn't matter if I'm personally ugly, but it's not good to lose the face of the yamen.

Six: Right. In this way, after I go back, I will ask Lou Zhixian for instructions, and in the future, you will wear a uniform. From today onwards, I am in the light, you are in the dark, and the bonus of catching the thief is half each......

Shuang: yes, the last one, don't draw your sword at every turn.

Six: (clapping) That's right, you sit and you sit, let me tell you, I've really learned a lot since what happened last time

Double: What have you learned?

Six: When a catcher is fast, he depends on it, he is calm and calm, and he is not alarmed. Even we are panicking, what should the people do, what should we do?

Double: (surprised) Wow, that's a great point, and so on.

Six: So, from now on, no matter what happens, even if it's a big thing, I won't say a word, just dig this. (Take out a cigarette pouch pot)

Double: What's this?

Six: cigarette pouch and pot. After that, I no longer draw my knife at every turn. When something happens, I'll just take this in my mouth, and I don't just take it in my mouth.

Double: Why?

6. Smoking is harmful to health. It can cause lung cancer, liver cancer, rectal cancer, gastritis, enteritis, tracheitis......

Shuang: Okay, okay, okay, then what are you doing with this?

Six: Look at the words and looks. When you look at me and I take this, you're actually thinking, and the function is equivalent to the human brain. And you, on the other hand, have to act as the eyes and ears of the eyes, gather all the information, and provide it to me for analysis. (Wushuang understood) I'll practice first. (Start smoking bag pot)

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Mouth)

Xiangyu looked out at the door

Tong: Dead mouth, buy a vegetable and buy it until now, if you have the ability, he won't come back.

Guo: Hmph, maybe, people have already arrived in Lijiagou now.

Tong: He dares, cut first and then play, he doesn't want to receive monthly money.

Mouth: Who is talking about, who doesn't want to receive monthly money?

Bai: Ah, Big Mouth is back, show me what you have in your hand.

Mouth: Be careful, crush me and make you pay for your life, you know.

WHITE: Sample......

Tong: Comrade Li Xiulian, this is the dish you bought, right?

Mouth: Ah, look, how fresh.

Tong: It's really fresh, one carrot, two cucumbers, three large cloves of garlic (throw the vegetable basket) and you bought it now.

Mouth: No, I want to come back soon, but with something in my hand, it can't go fast.

Bai: Isn't that just an egg, as for it?

Mouth: Now, I can't hide it from you, I'm about to become a father. (Everyone, first stunned, then began to laugh)

Tong: When did you marry your daughter-in-law, hahaha.

Mouth: Who said I was a daughter-in-law?

Bai: If you don't marry a daughter-in-law, you will be a father?

Mouth: Hmm.

Bai: Pull it down, I haven't heard of it, hahaha.

Mouth: Laughing, laughing, no, did you see this egg? This is no ordinary egg, and in three days the child will hatch, I tell you, it will still be a boy.

Congratulations, congratulations, are you going to take a few days off to take care of your children?

Big Mouth: Really?

Tong: Yes.

Mouth: Hey——!

Tong: Then I'm a melon, go back to the house and do your work, and if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful to show you.

Mouth: What do you like, I'm going to decide on this kid.

Tong: Oh, if you want it, you want it, hey, wait for you to hatch out and say hello. I'll prepare a big red envelope for your child.

Mouth: You don't need a red envelope, you can help the child with some small clothes and pants when you go back, okay?

Tong: Okay, okay.

Mouth: That showman, don't forget to name your child when the time comes.

Guo: That's easy, since it's hatched, it's called the egg laid.

Mouth: It's too cheesy, and it's too ugly. Let me tell you, the name should be good to listen to and remember, and the more festive it is, the better.

Guo: Let's call Li Xiqing.

Mouth: Huh?

Guo: Or Li Qingxi, hehehe.

Mouth: That's it, it's a mule or a horse, let's hatch it out, ah, lalala...... (Xiangyu was thoughtful, and everyone else thought it was a joke)

The camera pans to dinner, staring at the eggs with a big mouth and not eating

Tong: Big mouth, why don't you eat it?

Mouth: I'll never eat eggs anymore from now on, no way, for the sake of the child.

Tong: Li Xiulian, I'll give you one last chance to return to normal immediately, otherwise, you won't want to ask for leave in this life.

Mouth: No, shopkeeper, you have a little sympathy, okay.

Tong: (raises her voice) Annette Li!

Bai: Don't argue, stop arguing, it's okay (open your mouth) to come here. I'll tell you, it's almost there, this trick is useless to the shopkeeper.

Mouth: No, you think I'm lying to you, right?

Bai: You're not done yet, are you?

Mouth: Who played it, have you ever been a father, do you know what father's love looks like, do you know how great father's love is, can you understand the joy of a new life about to be born?

Lao Bai looked at everyone, and the others were motionless as if they had been pointed, with blank faces

Bai: I'm very solemn to send you a word: Get out! I'll tell you, if you do this again, I'll drop this broken egg for you (big mouth bites the old white finger). Guo: Hey, what are you doing, you're crazy.

Bai: Li Dazui, are you crazy?

Mouth: (Mental activity: finally get to the point) I'm not crazy, who said I'm crazy, why do you say I'm crazy, I tell you, I'm normal, I'm not crazy, I'm going to be a father, you know no. Qingxi, did you hear your dad talking to you, obediently, Qingxi, slowly (into the kitchen, everyone stared at the big mouth from the left, and after the big mouth entered the kitchen, everyone quickly turned to the right. Suddenly the big mouth rushed out again)

Mouth: (frantically) Ahhhh

BAI: Come to dinner. (Everyone sat down to eat, Xiangyu was thoughtful)

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

The shopkeeper walked around, Wushuang and Xiaoliu were waiting beside him, which meant that he was going to start a trial

Tong: (pacing as he says) Conspiracy, this is definitely a conspiracy.

Bai: Even if it's a conspiracy, the question is what he's trying to do?

Tong: I don't know. Just to take two days off, this is too much of a movement.

Six: Are you sure he's really crazy?

Guo: Definitely and definitely. Really, you didn't see that scene just now.

Bai: I don't think so, it's the truth that lies are repeated a thousand times. This Li Dazui wanted to blind us at first, but he covered himself in it. There are such people in the world, who take their panic as real when they talk about it.

Shuang: That's Lee's mouth. I believe you like this, and he does that.

Lu: Is it possible that you have taken some kind of medicine? Is there any kind of medicine on the rivers and lakes that makes people confused when they take it?

Bai: Okay, who will give him that kind of good medicine?

Tong: That's it, he's a cook, he doesn't have any background, what do people think of him?

Six: (slapping the table, startling everyone, and his hands hurt) Don't worry about it for now, since it's taking medicine, it's poisoning. (excited) Hahaha, (running to the door) Master, Xiaoliu has finally waited for the big case!

Shuang: (pulls back to Xiaoliu) Hey, hey, hey, people are just assuming, and they haven't really taken medicine.

Six: Then I don't care, anyway, it's an extraordinary time, and all the things in the store are arranged by me. The people involved in the store will be assigned by me. (Draw a knife) Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather!(The diner runs away)

Tong: Little Liu, it's already messy enough, so don't add to the mess.

BAI: Don't make a fuss.

Tong: Xiucai hurried to each house to collect cash. (Xiucai is going out)

Six: (with a knife) No one is allowed to go!

Double: Okay, okay, knife knife. (Snatches Xiaoliu's knife)

Six: (takes out the cigarette pouch and pot, and everyone looks at him with strange eyes) According to the opinion of this headhunter, all crimes can be reduced to the following six words.

Shuang: What are those six words?

Six: (while smoking the bag pot) Time, place and person.

Bai: Isn't that eight words? (Xiao Liu glared angrily) You say you go on.

Six: (Smoking the bag pot hard, everyone's eyes are even more strange) This place is not very convenient to talk to, let's change to a secluded place. Wushuang, holding a knife, escorted them away.

Double: (waving a knife) Ah, let's go.

(Female bed, day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu, Bei)

Xiao Liu sat at the door with a cigarette pouch, Wushuang stood next to him with a knife, and the others sat in a row on the bed

Six: Let's talk about the time first, why is it abnormal when the big mouth starts?

Tong: (hugging Xiaobei) It's okay this morning.

Six: That is, the time of the crime was last night.

Double: Why was it last night?

Six: Do you think, take the medicine at night while it is dark, and there will be a reaction during the day?

Guo: Excuse me, why wasn't it the night before yesterday and the night before yesterday?

Double: Sunflower Point...

Guo: Overwhelming (Little Six Knocking on the Table)

Guo Zhu: Cut~~

Bai: Okay, okay, calm down for a while, Yan Zhutou continued.

Six: Speaking of the location, there is no doubt that the place where this case took place is in this inn of crime.

Double: Why is it Sin's Inn?

Six: Big mouth, what a good person, honest, brave, hardworking, kind.

Tong: Can you change the word for diligence?

Six: You are the shopkeeper, you decide. Our lovely and pitiful big mouth, being harmed like this by someone for no reason, how should he deal with himself in the future, how should he face his relatives and friends, how can he really be embarrassed?

Bai: Xiaoliu is okay now, you can use idioms (Xiaoliu turned around and glared) would have been.

Six: (close to Wushuang) Have you said the time and place, it's time to talk about it now.

Double: Characters.

Six: Let's talk about the characters, if I'm not mistaken, the suspect is among you.

Tong: What do you mean?

Six: I doubt you.

Bei: Babble—

Double: Excuse me...... Hey, you didn't take the wrong medicine.

Six: (stunned for a moment) That's a good question, I don't know if everyone noticed, the topic turned back to the medicine (everyone was helpless) The interrogation began, Wushuang, and they were escorted to the hospital.

Double: Oh.

Guo: Hey, you're not afraid that we'll abscond.

Six: Then lock up the house first, and I'll go to the courtyard to interrogate.

Double: Oh, do you want to tie it up first?

Six: This question (everyone has made different moves) uh...... That,For the sake of the past friendship, you don't need to tie it up first.,This hair is open.,Don't spread it.。

MB: But I still have to go to school.

Six: Little sister, you'd better not move, otherwise I'll suspect you of absconding in fear of crime, (drag Xiaobei) Come with me, and try you first.

Bei: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, Sister Xiao Guo......

Tong: Don't be afraid.

Bai: Let him toss, he can't stop if he doesn't toss a little movement.

Shuang: Hey, hey, don't speak without permission, or I'll think you're colluding. (Xiao Guo stood up and moved his muscles) Then if you are hungry, just say, I will fry spring rolls for everyone.

(Backyard, Day, Lu, Double, Six)

Xiaoliu sat by the well and smoked the bag pot, and Xiucai squatted in front of the grinding plate. Xiaoliu yawned

Lu: Do you have any questions? I haven't settled any of my accounts today.

Six: What do you mean?

FL: Don't go, don't go. You've asked me a lot of questions, just asking me what my last name is.

Six: That's my right. The surname is called, hurry up!

Lv: (sighs) My surname is Lu, my name is Lu Qinghou, and everyone calls me Lu Xiucai.

Six: You are in the same room with Big Mouth, so you haven't noticed anything abnormal?

Lv: It's the eighth time......

Six: Huh?

FL: No.

Six: (jumps down from the edge of the well) Then why do you say it's poisoning?

Lui: What?

Six: Why do you say it's poisoning?

Lu: You said poisoning, I said taking medicine!

Six: Is there a difference? Do you know why they all let them go and leave you alone? (Xiucai shakes his head) because you are the most suspicious of committing a crime! (Xiucai falls, Xiaoliu sits back with a cigarette pouch)

Lu: Okay, okay, what's the matter, you have to arrest me, if you don't arrest me, I'll leave. (Walk)

Six: Stop, don't force me to draw a knife! (Xiucai hurriedly came back) I tell you, honestly explain all the criminal suspects clearly, no one cares about you wherever you like. (pouch upside down)