"It's over, this guy is getting more and more narcissistic. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "I thought to myself.

Caibi narrowed her eyes, her nostrils turned up, and the corners of her mouth turned up, and told me with certainty: "It's not narcissism, it's self-confidence." ””

I couldn't help but lament, "O heaven, O earth, take this guy away." ”

"I can't leave for the time being, I still have to wait for the expert to come and install a smart home for me, I'll take you to my room, let you see how I learn to install home appliances, so that you don't dare to underestimate me in the future!" As he spoke, he performed a levitation spell on me, and he walked in front of me, and I floated behind, but fortunately it was daytime, and if it was night, no one would take me for a drifter.

When I got to the cake room, he put me on the top of the room as a balloon in a very bad way.

"That's fine, I can look down on all beings. "I comforted myself very much.

The bad-hearted vegetable cake even broke this kind of Ah Q's fantasy for me, and he said ruthlessly: "You think too much, I'm afraid that when the smart home is installed later, you will stay next to you and get in the way, so I let you stay on the roof." ”

Oh, I'll go, my sister doesn't make a threat, are you really a sick cat? I rolled my eyelids in anger, and silently called out to Simba and Mini Black in my heart.

In the blink of an eye, Simba and Mini Black arrived at the door of Caibi, who opened the door very kindly and enthusiastically showed them the embarrassment of being released to the roof.

"You can't do that to our master. Simba was very serious about dealing with the cake.

Caibi said to Simba with an innocent expression: "I didn't beat her, I didn't scold her, she scolded me in my heart, I didn't care about her, I just wanted to keep her here to see how I installed the electrical appliances, you don't have to talk to me so seriously, do you want to stay on the roof?"

As soon as Caibi's words came out, my heart sank, and I thought, "This is over, not only was I not rescued, but I got two of them." ”

I silently thought in my heart: "Simba, mini black, go quickly, we can't beat this great god, you go outside and wait for me first, and the cake will release me in a while." ”

Simba and Mini Black ignored my advice, and they stubbornly said to the cake, "Either you let us master go, or you put the two of us on the roof." ”

Caipan glanced at Simba and Mini Black, his mouth crooked, and said disdainfully, "Do you really want to stay on it with your master?" ”

Simba and Mini Black glanced at each other and nodded affirmatively, "We also want to see how you learned to install appliances." ”

"Alright then, I'll fulfill you. With a wave of his hand, Simba and Mini Black were sucked onto the roof like suction cups.

"Let you go, you don't go, now it's okay, buy one get two free. "I complained to the two of them in my heart.

Mini Black smiled very optimistically and comforted us, saying, "It's okay, it's a rare opportunity to experience the feeling of looking down from above." ”

After about an hour, a large truck pulled a truckload of electrical appliances. A middle-aged expert with large black-rimmed glasses came over to guide the installation of smart furniture.

Cai Cake was very enthusiastic to let the expert in, unceremoniously let all the installation workers wait outside the door, he asked the expert very modestly: "What is the principle of this TV set that can be remotely played?"

The expert glanced at the vegetable cake contemptuously, and said disdainfully: "Although this principle is very simple, it is still incomprehensible to ordinary people, so I won't tell you here, today's work is relatively tight, and I don't have time to explain these simple knowledge to you, if you want to understand, buy a book and learn it yourself." ”

Cai Pian was not angry at all, he stared into the eyes of the expert and said, "This question really can't be talked about?"

The expert was bewildered by the vegetable cake, and all the simple and profound knowledge he knew about electrical appliances came out of his mouth unconsciously.

The god-like brain of the vegetable cake is all connected, and he instantly figured out the basic principles of all electrical appliances, and he combined the refining knowledge of the god realm to refine all the electrical appliances, and then called all the installation workers in, and under his command, all the electrical appliances were installed in an hour. Cai Bi didn't rush to let the installers go, he first tested the results of his transformation:

The bedroom light designed by the vegetable cake can be automatically switched on and off according to the change of the sky outside the window, and when it gets dark, when you walk into the bedroom, the bedroom light will automatically turn on and the curtains will be automatically closed. As soon as the cake lies on the bed, the lights in the bedroom are automatically turned off, and the lullaby is automatically turned on. In the morning, you can decide whether to turn on the bedroom lights based on the automatically sensed body temperature.

After waking up, sit up, and the intelligent robot will automatically match the clothes worn that day and send them to the front of the cake.

When you get up, the curtains in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows will automatically open slowly.

When you approach the toilet, the light of the toilet will automatically turn on when you stand one meter away from the toilet, and when you leave the toilet after washing, the light in the toilet will automatically turn off, and the air purification system in the toilet will be automatically activated.

The cake sits in front of the TV, and the TV automatically turns on according to the temperature of the human body. It can also judge the degree of Caipan's preference for the TV program according to the length of time the human eyeball stays in front of the TV, so as to automatically switch the program Caipan's favorite.

"It's too awesome. "I can't help but feel envious.

Caibi eavesdropped on my thoughts again, he raised his chin proudly, and said with a relaxed expression: "I told you not to underestimate me, you don't believe it." ”

"What's the big deal, the smart home should be like this, I don't see the use of those transformations you do. I sarcastically mocked him very unconvinced.

"Let me show you what I've done. As he spoke, he picked up the installer's sledgehammer and knocked it at the core of each household appliance without any damage.

"How are you convinced?" Caibi raised the sledgehammer in his hand at us, picked the corner of his eye, and showed off his achievements very proudly.

I really want to pout my mouth, "It's just some useless modification, is it such a stinky fart?"

Caibi was a little embarrassed by my sarcasm, and his face flushed angrily, "I didn't want you to know my killer feature, you don't believe in my ability so much, so I'll let you see how powerful I am." ”。

As he spoke, Caipan's fingers flew, tapped a few electrical appliances, and said to them, "The attack array is on." ”

"And the attack array, do you really think they know everything?" I said a word in my heart with disdain.