Chapter 602 - Low-profile Hulk
Angelica Sarcelis von Makere EinwaltzBelen Rose Cassel.
"It's... This... Is this the new name you gave to that little girl?" Evenson didn't know what to make of the new name the twins had given the little girl. He really couldn't understand how they came up with this name, which was clearly Ereda Argus style and German aristocratic characteristics, but had a Mary Sue smell on his face.
"That's right. "We are Ereda, so as our goddaughter, she naturally has an Argus style, and we are also from Ereda nobles, so she must have a noble surname in her name, and as for Kassel, this is her original surname, and I keep it so that he can one day wake up to his memory and always remember the pain she suffered." ”
And in the Ereda language, there is also a word for the pronunciation of Kassel. And the concept of the meaning of this word, when it is connected to the earth, has the meaning of slaying a dragon, which is a symbol of a powerful surname. ”
"When I see Kassel, I think of slaying dragons, and I hope that humans will understand the painstaking effort you put into naming them. Evenson rubbed his brow helplessly, "I think the most important homework for this seven or eight-year-old girl at the moment should be to memorize her full name and spell it correctly." And I can guarantee that no matter what form she declares in the future, the blank space left in the name column will definitely not be enough for her to write her full name. ”
"So in everyday life, just call him Angelica Cassel. Salorath waved her hand and said indifferently, "Her full name is generally not used except on formal occasions. ”
"That means that the name is not only difficult to remember, but even if it is difficult to memorize, it is almost useless?" Evenson is now tempted to use a less elegant phrase to describe this kind of superfluous behavior.
"Hmph!" Oresses snorted coldly, looking at Evenson with complete disdain in her eyes, "You are a guy from a pariah background, how can you know the meaning and glory of a noble surname?"
Evenson turned his head to the side and pouted, What does the glory of the nobility have to do with me? I just need to know the depth of the nobility? But then again, when you are developed in the future, do you want to add a middle name to yourself as well? For example, Sir New York, Your Excellency Evenson von Sanlitun Richter?
Thinking of this, he looked at the Ereda Twins again, "Speaking of which, I still don't know what your full name is? As you said, you are from the Areda nobles, so your full name must be very long and tongue-twisting, right?"
"I'm so impressed, now that I finally remember to ask our full names?" said Salorath in a strange manner, "but with your intelligence, we don't think you'll be able to memorize it once, so you'd better find a piece of paper and a pen." Oresses also deliberately added, "Bigger paper." ”
Can't remember it after listening to it, you have to write it on paper, and the paper is a little bigger? Evenson said forget it, I guess I read all three chaotic arrows after reading your full names. But he couldn't refuse directly now, so he had to take out a piece of paper from the side and hand it to the twins.
Who knew that after the two of them took the piece of paper, they actually wrote for three minutes before stopping, "Take it, although this is just our full name and not our real name, but it is also very important to us, so take it back and memorize it, we will check it from time to time." ”
Evenson took the name of the large A4 sheet of paper written in small print, almost wanting to cry without tears, and wanted to slap himself with a big mouth, so that he would owe his mouth. But it's okay, the Ereda twins are twin sisters, so except for the difference in the first name, the next big list of names is the same, and he only needs to memorize one.
"Huh, what is this?" Evenson took the paper and looked at it twice, but found that there were words on the back of the paper, so he turned over and looked at it in curiosity, and found that the paper turned out to be a report from the Black Seal Department.
I have to say that this report is quite well written, not only with photos, but also very detailed and detailed, in terms of length, it is about to catch up with the full names of the Ereda Twins "Unprocessed?" Evenson didn't find any processed marks on this report, and then looked to the side, there were stacks of such reports, and it was estimated that there were thousands of copies "There are so many? Is this a backlog of work?"
"Alas, don't mention it. Speaking of this, Saloras also sighed helplessly, "This year is that everyone thinks that they have superpowers, or their neighbors have superpowers. In the past, at most, the police were called to make trouble unreasonably, but now it's okay, the police station will not verify it when it receives such a situation, and it will be pushed directly to the Black Seal Department, and they will save a lot of heart. ”
As the saying goes, people are not in vain, people in life, will always fantasize about something or see something that they can't understand for a while, nod their heads or take some psychotropic drugs to suppress, but since the New York incident, they found that they lived in such a strange world, so it broke out all of a sudden.
Become suspicious and suspicious.,As long as there's one thing that's wrong, it's superpowers.。 Today I eat more bowls of rice than yesterday, so do I want to mutate and inherit the king's stomach? My neighbor is 180 tall and weighs 180, am I going to be a human being? This must be a mutant! Or a human disguised as an alien! A colleague's performance is higher than his own! Why? This must be because he has superpowers and interferes with the customer's mind with his own brain waves!
In short, it turns out that the New York Police Department has to receive a lot of absurd complaints similar to my neighbor who is a mutant person every day, but after receiving the police, I have to go to the scene, and I have to use those reasons that make people cry and laugh to ask if they have superpowers, which not only makes me feel like a mentally retarded, but sometimes I will be accidentally countersued for personal attacks. So after going back and forth, those policemen were tossed and choked enough.
And since the establishment of the Black Chapter Department, which has been involved in all supernatural affairs, all the police officers are suddenly elated, and finally they don't have to deal with these ridiculous things, and then they receive a report of such an incident, they are all pushed to the Black Chapter Department, and even the police have reported that the prank of a big sister in white is a supernatural event that came out of the TV. As for verifying the authenticity, I'm sorry we don't have that right, and we're not professional, so if something goes wrong in the verification, it's whose responsibility to turn back.
"It's like this all over the country..."Evenson rummaged through the documents and found that these were reports from various states in the United States, and the content was all kinds of nonsense, "What is this? A fat man who weighed obviously more than 300 pounds, said that his nickname was Wind Speed, and as long as he was afraid, he could run faster than the high-speed rail, and he was also chased by the relevant departments?"
"I have to say that this job is pretty good. Evenson put down his papers, and sat at the desk with a strange expression, "Reading these reports is like reading a book of jokes." ”
"yes. Oresses also said half-jokingly, "Don't you notice that McNa's smile is a little stiff? ”
"Laughing muscle strain? That sounds like a blissful illness. Evenson said with a dry laugh.
"yes. Salorath nodded, "But if the strain continues, it will become necrosis of the laughing muscles, and her stiff laugh will remain on her face from now on." ”
"Oh," Evenson thought for a moment as he touched his chin, "if she decides to smear her face one day, you can tell me that I'll be able to wear a bat's cloak to match her." ”
"But—" After the joke was over, Evenson asked again, "but there must be some truth in all the reports, it can't be all jokes, right?"
"You ask Moira, it's all handled by her, and only what she feels is valuable will be reported to us. Immediately after saying that, Oresses telepathically contacted Moira and told them that they could go back to work.
Knock knock... After a while, there was a knock at the door, but when Evenson allowed them to come in, they waited a long time before they cautiously pushed the door open and entered, and their expressions were very cautious, as if they were planning to break out as soon as they realized that something was wrong.
This is not to blame them, after all, when they left, the big guys in the room were discussing sensitive topics such as what to have a baby and what you can't do, so they had to be careful to make sure that this topic was indeed over.
"There are indeed real ones, but there are only three of them that have been verified by us. When Moira and the others walked in, they immediately replied helplessly when they heard Evenson's question.
"That's hard for you. Evenson is really a little sympathetic, the review of the documents is estimated to be tens of thousands, but in the end, only three are true, the others are all false alarms, I think Moira should feel very disappointed, "But these guys who have been determined, who are they?"
"The first is Harlem, New York. "Moira reports only a few results" It was reported that there was an African-American who was invulnerable to all guns, and after our investigation, it was found that he had been forced to participate in illegal human augmentation experiments while serving his time in prison. And his strength has indeed surpassed the limits of humans, and it is certain that swords and bullets cannot penetrate his skin, but we have not yet figured out where his defense limits are, after all, he has only clashed with a group of gangsters so far, and the most powerful attack he has suffered is only a submachine gun. ”
"Luthor is ready to make contact with him and believes he should be able to test his limits. Moira concluded, "Anyway, for now, his abilities are like a low-profile version of the Hulk." ”