Chapter 49: Indian Female Hooligans (Part II)
I didn't have the slightest intention of talking nonsense with Sun Yumeng, and directly issued an eviction order. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But Sun Yumeng smiled brightly, as if she hadn't heard it, and continued to keep up with me.
"Hey pig, I know you're 'Shalmata Lajese!!' Best friend Gollum, I think you should learn Hindi, the British and Indians are a natural family, we ......"
“…… You don't stand a chance anymore! ”
My pig, who was unusually calm a second ago, exploded instantly after Sun Yumeng said the word 'Hindi'! Like a mad dog, he pulled out his axe and cut it down at Sun Yumeng. And Sun Yumeng, as if he had expected it, immediately jumped backwards to avoid the axe.
"Oh my God, do you know what you're doing? Aren't we best friends Gollum? ”
"Go hell friends! I'm going to kill you Indian scoundrel! ”
This time, I pig no longer gave Sun Yumeng a chance to justify, and chased after her with an axe, seeing this, Sun Yumeng immediately began to jump repeatedly to avoid my pig's attack, while jumping, she also said aggrievedly: "I pig, you should have been 'Sharmata Lajes!!'" 'Best friend's, but look at yours now, it's unreasonable! I think you should learn Hindi......"
"Kill Matt, you're a milky leg! FK・YOU!”
"Oh my God, my pig, your personality is too irritable, do you know that you are unpopular in our India, usually at this time we will choose to sing a song to relieve our emotions" After speaking, Sun Yumeng really danced while slowly singing in English with an Indian accent: "Oh ~ my best friend Gollum ~ He is a bad guy Gollum ~ His temper is good and bad ~ We want to use love to touch him Gollum ~"
At this time, the scene in the game is almost as funny as it gets, I saw my pig waving the axe angrily and constantly slashing, but Sun Yumeng was always able to dodge when he hit himself, and the swishing jumping appearance of the game character made people hate to slap him and dodge, but he was still singing while dodging, which was just annoying!
The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked by the scene of these two 'good friends' turning against each other, but what shocked them was not the broken friendship between the two, but that this cute little Lori was even more witch than a little witch! The black belly is indescribably small!
"My heart is good, Zi Xiaochan has changed too much before and after, I feel that the simple and innocent little Lori in the past has become farther and farther away from me......"
"2333, if I were a pig, I would want to kill you too! Annoying! ”
"It's super sick, it's just a secret technique that jumps sideways repeatedly!"
"I can't take care of myself when I laugh, it's like a soul singer Gollum!"
"Honey, honey! Dancing Goddess! ”
"You're a milk leg, a translator of the mystery, and you're laughing, no...... My stomach is already completely cramping."
Sun Yumeng is indeed very flexible, but in the end she has no intention of escaping, the two of them danced in place for a while as if they were convulsed, Sun Yumeng was inevitably hit in the end, and with a howling scream, her character finally died tragically on the ground.
"I'm a pig, you don't deserve to be my friend Gollum!"
Although the character has died, as long as they are not respawned, they can continue to speak. Sun Yumeng fell to the ground, as if her soul had been traumatized, and she said heartbroken in Indian English: "I pig, my pig from England, you let the Indian 'Sharmata Lajes!!!' 'Sad Gollum! ”
"you! Thou hast no legs! You have too much nonsense! When I came to Sun Yumeng's corpse, I still had an angry tone: "You make me hate Indians for the rest of my life!" To hell with your 3 kids and Hindi! Damn the guys! And I'm not a pig! ”
Leaving such a sentence, he didn't care about Sun Yumeng's continuous shouting, turned around, and hurriedly ran away.
Looking at my pig's panicked back, Sun Yumeng's smile that she had been holding back finally couldn't hold back completely, she snorted, and the whole person lay on the keyboard, covering her little belly, and the crisp laughter continued.
In the live broadcast room, rows and rows of 666 have long been brushed, looking at Sun Yumeng's unusually bright smile, many lolitcons can't hold it.
"I'm dying of talking!"
"Why do I think of Huang Shaotian inexplicably!"
"Zi Xiao-chan turned out to be such an interesting child......"
"I almost missed such a good show, it's so much fun, the anchor continues"
"Ah San: I feel a mysterious oriental power......"
"Indian cute loli race high! Zixiao is amazing, it's simply a 'monster series that you don't have to be a voice actor'! ”
……
After laughing for a long time, Sun Yumeng finally relieved himself. She rubbed her flat chest and breathed in the air, while there was still a little smile on her delicate little face. Waving his hand at the camera, Sun Yumeng switched back to Chinese and begged for mercy: "No, no, no...... I can't play anymore.,Laughing makes my stomach hurt.,Wait for the next chance I'll make a video series and send it to station B for everyone to watch again.,Today's cyber scam series is here first.,Next time I'll play with you with a Russian accent! ”
Maybe it's because this game is too funny, Sun Yumeng didn't realize that the tone of his explanation was not much better than the little girl's coquettish tone. The hope that had been typed in the barrage bar was deleted, and one by one began to be comforted.
"It's okay, don't broadcast live for too long every day, next time you must make a video and upload it to Station B!"
"Looking forward to the follow-up of Zixiao International Internet deception, it's so fun, the crooked nuts are molested by Meng Lori."
"Although 2333 is unwilling, since it is a small child, then I will forgive you~"
"Study hard and make progress every day! Go and do your homework! ”
"Sit back and wait for the series of international cyber scam videos...... Indian Lori hooligan is so fun"
Looking at the various words of encouragement or warmth in the barrage in the live broadcast room, Sun Yumeng's heart gradually calmed down. She glanced at the time, and before she knew it, she had been live streaming for more than two hours, and a wave of exhaustion also came to her heart at this time. She stretched her waist, and then smiled at the camera: "Then viewers, today's live broadcast is here for the time being, next time I have the opportunity, I will definitely bring you more interesting games, so let's do it first, bye!" ”
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