Chapter 169: Black and White Toad

This has no beginning and no end, and I was stunned.

There is only one woman in their team - Heavenly Master Zhang!

Could it be that Heavenly Master Zhang is taking off She's pants?

Imagining this ridiculous scene, I can't believe that Master She's nephew, an extremely unreliable guy, can make Heavenly Master Zhang, who is like a fairy out of the dust, fall in love......

When I think about it, I didn't stop running until I could see the movement ahead.

Near the mountain wall not far away, there were not many ghosts and ghosts left in mid-air, only a very small cloud of black gas was still wrapped in a few stars and roaring, compared to the previous gathering of ten thousand ghosts, there was no eerie and terrifying atmosphere.

On the ground, it's a different story.

"Wow, old man, get out of the way, this green fox will use illusions to confuse people, you can't do it...... Let's deal with that big toad!"

I saw the Celestial Master holding the long sword in his hand, chasing the huge cyan fox with his head in an extremely elegant manner, and shouting at the old man trafficker.

But the old man didn't bother to quarrel with her, just quickly pasted the talisman paper on his head, and at the same time ran in circles around him with Master She's nephew as the center, and a huge black shadow suddenly appeared behind him.

I sprinted a few more paces and saw what was chasing him—a huge toad with a dark back and a dazzlingly white belly!

After the old man pasted the talisman paper, he ran away with a peachwood sword.

As he ran, he threw spells such as fireballs and small lightning bolts at the toad, and occasionally turned around and slashed a sword at the toad.

The giant toad was two feet tall, larger than the cyan fox, and with each leap, two huge black bubbles bulged up on either side of its gills, croaking behind the old trafficker.

Suddenly, I saw a flash of gray light, and at the same time as the toad jumped to the ground, a long gray tongue stretched out from its flat mouth, and rolled towards the old man trafficker like a spiritual snake!

The old man squinted at it and hurriedly crouched sideways, stabbing the wooden sword in his hand on the long tongue.

I don't know if it's because of the wooden sword, the toad's long tongue didn't react at all after being stabbed, and it was taken back without pain or itching, and then jumped a big step, and the long tongue swept away again.

After repeating this several times, the old man trafficker was so tired that he even reached out and took out the talisman from the cloth bag much slower.

It's not that the old man trafficker is poor in kung fu, or the Taoism is not good, but in fact, it's because this huge toad is a monster!

Whether it is a folk Huangguan Taoist priest or a hidden Taoist who lives alone in the deep mountains to cultivate, or a scenic Taoist priest who receives a salary every month, as long as he cultivates mana and true qi, he can use talismans to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits.

Like Hong Kong films in the 90s, your true qi is directly proportional to your mana: the stronger your true qi, the more profound your mana, and the more spells, talismans, and formations you can use.

In film and television dramas, we can often see that Taoist priests not only want to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits with talismans, but also have to personally hold a sword to fight with ghosts.

Therefore, the battle between the Taoist priest and the yin ghost is never static: set a table to burn the Dao talisman, and then shout in a stinky manner: Where do the ghosts dare to disturb the yin and yang, quickly manifest themselves, and wait for the Taoist master to send your soul back to the underworld......

This scene can only be seen when confronted with weaker ghosts, such as spirits or remnants that have lost their souls.

When faced with real ghosts from the underworld or spirits with complete souls, this kind of scene will not work.

It must be fought in person, or it can be broken up with True Yuan Yang Qi or Sanqing Divine Light. Or use the charm as the supplement, the magic circle is the main to trap it, and then try to prescribe the right medicine and paste the ghost charm!

In addition to these, there is a big gap in the current Dao Gate, and that is - monsters!

This kind of thing was active in ancient times, when the aura between heaven and earth was abundant, and all kinds of spiritual weapons and even artifacts emerged in an endless stream, as long as a little demon cultivated a little spiritual wisdom, plus a little luck against the sky, you can cultivate to the transformation and even - the big demon!

Great Demon - This is a monster that has survived the transformation tribulation and can already pretend to be a human being.

And in the current era of the end of the law, don't say that you have subdued the big demon, even if you encounter a little demon with only a little wisdom, it is not something that contemporary Taoist priests can deal with!

The reason why ghosts and spirits can be restrained by Taoist priests is entirely due to the changes and laws of yin and yang in heaven and earth.

The Dao Sect is based on the cultivation of Yang Qi, and basically all Dao methods are accompanied by natural Yang Qi or True Yuan True Qi, which has a natural restraint on the Yin body and spirits.

Monsters are different!

The essence of the demon race and the human race is not far apart, but they are just two relatively similar races, and there is no direct relationship between each other.

Therefore, many folk Taoist priests, even if they have real skills, would rather face thousands of ghosts than encounter even a single monster!

The realm of the old man trafficker is not low, and his Taoist experience is much stronger than me and Heavenly Master Zhang, but in the face of this toad-like monster, there is only one way to escape......

"Yo Xi, the flower girl is very dripping...... Hey, hey, hey, don't worry, beauty! Brother, my pants have no belt and no buttons, as long as you pull them lightly, they will fall off. Don't worry, we'll have some fun later!"

At this time, She Shangguo's extremely obscene voice sounded again.

I saw him standing in place as if he was sleepwalking, holding the waist of his pants with both hands and gesturing to take them off, and his mouth was still dripping with saliva and kept muttering "Don't worry, don't worry", as if someone was really pulling his pants......

This product, at first glance, I fell into the illusion of the nine-tailed demon!

Seeing Master She's lustful appearance, I was a little puzzled in my heart:

Why did I have a fantasy of the ocean and a huge shark that almost scared me to death?

And the illusion of this thing is actually ...... It's a spring dream!

Could it be that he is more handsome than me? Could it be that the cyan fox demon is the head of the mother, and has taken a fancy to him?

It's so unfair!

I thought indignantly, I have even learned badly in these years, and I have learned to see people serve dishes!

In the middle of the field, She's nephew's pants had been excused, and there was even a flash of tender white in my eyes - from his waist down......

Seeing that he was about to release his weapon in public next, I was unwilling for him to "sink" to enjoy it, and while running at an accelerated speed, I yelled:

"The little fox demon dares to confuse ......the world! Come at me!!"

The roar was like thunder, and as usual, this shocking killing weapon really failed repeatedly!

Maybe the nine-tailed demon was a little dazed by Heavenly Master Zhang's chase, or was so frightened by my roar that he could no longer support the illusion, only to see Master She's nephew finally stop in a daze after taking off half of his pants!

I took a few more hurried steps and ran in front of Master She's nephew, and when I saw that he was looking down blankly between his legs, I couldn't help but laugh:

"What's the matter, Master She, are you going to pee in public?"

Master She's nephew was thick-skinned, and he reacted immediately, and put on his pants as soon as he put them on.

He pretended to inadvertently swept over the Heavenly Master Zhang on the side, licked his lips and said shamelessly:

"Nothing, nothing, I...... I was a little excited when I did it, and there was a ...... in my pants Khan, evacuate hey, hey, hey!"

I laughed in my heart, but I straightened my face and whispered:

"Even if the pants are bleeding, you have to pay attention to the image of the Daomen! There is also a big girl with yellow flowers here, don't smear the glorious image of our Dingmen!"

Master She's nephew wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and smiled at me embarrassedly.

At this moment, the old man who had come back from running around the circle found me, and he shouted like a burning eyebrow:

"Why the hell did you kid come here!...... Lao Tzu is urgent, you come over to the top first, and then extinguish it after Lao Tzu finishes putting the water!"

I saw that he was running out of breath, and that his legs were one foot high and one foot low as if he were stepping on cotton, and I knew that he was almost at the limit of his physical strength, so I immediately turned around and ran towards the toad behind him, but my mouth teased:

"I said, old man, why is there a toad behind your ass after a while? It's still a black and white toad, a different species!

The old man struggled and ran a few more steps, glared at me angrily and said:

"Soak a grandma's wine! This toad is bigger than the water tank of dung, and it can't even fit a toad's legs......"

I had run behind him, slapped the toad, and said without looking back:

"What are you doing with toad legs, if you want to soak them, soak them in toad chicks and chickens...... Hey, I said, old man, where is this toad's chicken, I'll cut it for you in a moment!"

There was a loud bang, and my palm slapped on the toad's jaw!

In the next second, the huge black and white toad's body flew out sideways and hit the mountain wall with a "snap".

Although I made a joke about him, but it was my mentor (although he didn't teach me anything), how could I let an ugly toad bully him?

How about a beautiful female toad...... It's okay!

The old man was saved, and sat on the ground panting, and he looked at the toad that I had fanned and stuck to the mountain wall, and said dissatisfiedly:

"You still lived in the mountains with Lao Tzu for a few years, and the toad's chicken didn't know ...... grow in the body."

As he spoke, he reminded:

"This big toad should have cultivated into a demon with rough skin and thick flesh, although it looks a little clumsy...... Be careful, you kid, don't touch its tongue, it's poisonous!"

I raised my fist at him, and a layer of blue and white aura instantly floated on my fist, indicating that I had this big killing weapon.

The old man was relieved to see this, and after resting for a while, he hummed and muttered, "The old man can't run", and then got up and looked at the nine-tailed demon on the side.

"Whoa!"

The gravel on the other side of the mountain wall rolled down, and the big toad fell to the ground, then quickly rolled over and stood firm, and jumped at me with a "croak".

Sure enough, the skin is thick, and it deserves to be a monster!

I secretly praised.

The big toad came close to me after a few jumps, and when it saw me standing still, its big mouth and a long tongue rolled up at me, it was really a stupid toad without intelligence!

I dodged the long tongue with extraordinary speed and ran around its massive body, while asking the old trafficker in a loud voice:

"I've seen that fox demon, where did this toad come from?"

The old man pointed to the air and replied:

"It just fell out of the barrier!"

As I ran, a thought suddenly crossed my mind:

The Nine-Tailed Demon also came out of the enchantment, what kind of place is this?

And - the green demon corpse, the mandrill, and the Yin soldiers, why did these monsters with traces of transformation come out of the pitch-black giant gate again?

What is the connection between these two monsters?

Could it be that the ancient artifact demon refining pot is also the Miao Jiang forbidden land in the mouth of the witch Gu Zhenjun, what is wrong?