Chapter 50: The Contest
"Director Wang, how about we revise it again. Child, you pretend to be a farmer and use this to show the earth-shaking changes in the countryside after the household contract responsibility system. The head of the regiment held back a sweat and finally came up with a compromise solution.
The chubby Director Wang nodded his chin full of fat: "This is about the same, literature and art are to keep up with the pace of the times." ”
The head of the regiment wiped a handful of sweat: "Xiao Cai, child, you can change the script now." Director Wang, I will accompany you to other places. ”
Seeing Director Wang's fat figure disappearing at the door, the flower picker snorted fiercely: "I don't believe that you didn't marry a wife, what's wrong with falling in love, it's an eternal artistic theme, the West Chamber, the Cup, which is not love." ”
complained for a while, and then said to the fat man: "Brother Huang, it seems that I can't go to your place, but the rest of the group will definitely be able to go." When the rehearsal is done, our little brothers will definitely go to the backing mountain. ”
"Hey, hey, you're welcome. But this old man's version of crossing the river doesn't have to be performed, just sing the two. "The fat man is so angry in his heart: it has been changed into a mess, and it is more than the copycat version of his grandmother's cottage.
Depressed, the fat man simply went to the house with big pigtails, which might be able to alleviate it.
When I entered the house, I saw that Big Braid and her mother were busy cooking, and they had already made several, and the flying dragon and roe deer meat brought back by Xiaoyu were brought to the table.
The fat man's heart immediately lit up: the grade of the meal was high enough, and it was definitely the specification of the old mother-in-law to entertain the aunt. But I still have to say a few polite words: "I'm not an outsider, what are you doing with these dishes, it's too troublesome." ”
The big pigtails and eyes were bent into crescent moons: "I want to be beautiful, it's not for you, it's my father's old comrade-in-arms who wants to come." ”
The fat man touched the back of his head: "What, see what I can do for you?"
"Let's go into the house, a big man is going around the pot. The big pigtail smiled and pushed the fat man into the house, and the fat man was unwilling: When you lived in my house, it seemed that you didn't eat less of the food I cooked.
Qiqi was playing on the kang and when he saw the fat man, he pulled him to feed the little wild boar. Two idlers, one big and one small, took a few potatoes to the pigsty, and the two little wild boars immediately stood upright on their front legs excitedly, resting on the wall of the ring, and humming vigorously in their mouths.
The fat man learned to be obedient this time, and he didn't dare to say that the wild boar cub was happy when he saw him. He looked at these two piglets, estimated that they were also sixty or seventy pounds, but they were thin, and the pig hair on their bodies was also dry, far worse than the few raised at home.
It was originally a thing of Xiaoao Mountain Forest, but it was really aggrieved to be placed in such a small pigsty. The fat man felt a little emotion in his heart, and secretly decided: The hairy ones he raised must let them thrive in nature.
At this time, as soon as the door opened, Secretary Wang's figure appeared at the door, reaching out to let people in. The fat man saw that he was vaguely at the gate of the county compound, the one sitting in 212.
Looking at him about fifty years old, his waist is straight, the wrinkles on his face are the same, especially a pair of eyes, as sharp as an eagle, not faint at all, and the whole person feels a little unangry and arrogant to the fat man.
"Secretary Wang is back, this old man is good. Unconsciously, the fat man bowed to the old man, and he wondered when he was done: How did you do it, it seems to be a little involuntary?
"Xiao Huang, this is my old comrade-in-arms, you should be called Uncle Wu. With the increase in contact, Secretary Wang's title for the fat man has also changed from "Comrade Huang" to Xiao Huang.
"Uncle Wu. ”
Old Man Wu's gaze swept from the fat man's face, causing the fat man to suddenly remember the Siberian tiger he saw last time in Mulenzi.
Then he turned his gaze to the direction of the pigsty: "Erhu, you still raise wild boars, where did you come from?"
"Erhu? This is Secretary Wang's nickname, and it has characteristics. The fat man looked at Secretary Wang, who had a righteous face, and felt very funny.
"Lao Wu, these two wild boar cubs were caught by Xiao Huang. This kid is not bad, he kills a large wild boar with a scythe. "Secretary Wang didn't react to the nickname Erhu, and it seems that he has long been used to it.
Old Man Wu couldn't help but look at the fat man again, nodded slightly, and showed a hint of appreciation.
"Hello old man. Qiqi raised his little face to greet Old Man Wu, but he was a little timid, probably also suppressed by the power of Old Man Wu. In the words of the backer: This old man has terrible hair.
"The little baby is really polite, but am I that old!" Old Man Wu's eyes suddenly stood up, and he was indeed quite mad.
Qiqi made a lot of effort, so he didn't hide behind the fat man: "The old man scares the child, not a good grandfather!"
"Haha, the little girl is still successful, but she wasn't scared to cry by me. Old man Wu laughed a few times, looking very happy.
The fat man said: Don't look at people's small, even tigers are not afraid, it is strange to be scared and cry by you.
Hearing the laughter, the big braid ran out of the house and happily took Old Man Wu's hand: "Uncle Wu, you are here." ”
"The little jade girl has grown so big. Old Man Wu's eyes also showed kindness, and then he was pulled into the house by the big braid.
There are already four dishes on the table, and Secretary Wang sits down, but there are only four people who can sit down: he and Old Man Wu are next to each other, the fat man next to Old Man Wu, and there is one who can be served on the table is Qiqi, and the two women with big pigtails are busy in the kitchen.
"Erhu, your food is good, this is roe deer meat, and there is flying dragon soup, this time it is really here. Old man Wu was not polite at all, tore a piece of roe deer meat, swallowed it after a few bites, and then took another sip of soup. He eats vegetables very quickly, and he feels a little windy.
"It's all from the mountain, and this wine, you have a few more glasses. Secretary Wang picked up the wine bottle, which was the wine given by the fat man.
"Well, this wine tastes good, but it's not good. Old Man Wu's mouth was very anxious, and a large glass of wine dried up in one gulp.
It happened that the big braid came up with a bowl of sauerkraut fried vermicelli: "Uncle Wu, drink slowly." Brother Huang, you accompany Uncle Wu to have a drink, my dad can't drink. ”
When the fat man heard this, he quietly drank a glass, and then poured it for the old man Wu, as for Secretary Wang, it was a glass of wine, and he drank it slowly in small sips. The fat man noticed that the color on his face was indeed a little healthier than before.
A bottle of wine quickly bottomed out, and the old man Wu couldn't even get enough of it, so he called the big braid white. The big braid didn't move, so I had to bring up a bottle of Lao Baigan.
After drinking half a cup in one gulp, Old Man Wu showed a little smile on his face: "This is enjoyable." After speaking, seeing that the fat man was not inconspicuous, he also drank half a cup, and his eyes couldn't help but light up: "Okay, you have to have an opponent to drink to be energetic." ”
Even eating and drinking, a bottle of Lao Baigan has completely become Lao Baigan. A layer of fine beads of sweat soaked from the forehead of the old man Wu, and he shouted in his mouth: "Girl, serve the wine." ”
"Uncle Wu, drink less. The big braid put another bottle of Lao Baigan on the table.
Old man Wu glanced at the fat man: "How about one bottle per person, do you have the guts?"
After the fat man arrived at the backer, the alcohol tested, and the amount of alcohol rose, of course, he couldn't be stopped: "Okay, how can you drink." ”
"Okay!" Old man Wu took off the padded jacket on his body, threw off his arms, and drank a bottle of Lao Bai in less than half an hour, and he could eat and drink, very arrogant.
The fat man didn't cheat, he had already drunk a pound and a half of sixty degrees of Lao Baigan, and his head was confused.
Old man Wu stared at the bloodshot eyes, and stared at the fat man: "Boy, I can't cure you anymore, one person will make a whole bottle!"
The fat man shook his head drunkenly: "You are old, I can't win." ”
The two of them were like fighting cocks, sticking their heads out to look at each other, which was a bit much. Secretary Wang saw that it was not good, so he hurriedly called the big pigtails to serve the rice, and he didn't dare to serve them wine anymore
Half a bowl of rice was down, and the fat man was a little sober: "It's bad, I'm too real, and I don't look at where it is, this is likely to be the future father-in-law's family, and he was drunk when he came to eat for the first time, and this family business must be in vain." ”