"Hello, Mr. Lei, do you still need to grab your Xiaomi mobile phone?"

"Haha!" everyone at the scene was instantly overjoyed and couldn't help laughing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lei Jun had a black line, his cheeks were slightly red, and there were 10,000 alpacas roaring in his heart.

In the past, hunger marketing was a very good marketing tool and tried and tested, but now, hunger marketing is nothing more than infamy!

Even him, Xiaomi, can't afford it.

You must know that water can carry a boat, and it can also capsize a boat.

Enterprises that use consumers as monkeys every day are destined to be a brand that can't get up for the rest of their lives.

It is precisely because of this that Xiaomi began to undergo huge changes, especially in production capacity and stocking, and began to say goodbye to hunger marketing completely. But obviously, the road is relatively long.

But now, being ridiculed by a smart bicycle, Rebus still feels very embarrassed.

But as a veteran, Mr. Lei still maintained his demeanor and said very politely: "Silly strong classmate, please rest assured, the current Xiaomi production capacity is climbing very quickly, basically there is no need to rob it, please rest assured to buy." ”

"Oh, I won't buy it if you don't have to rob it, anyway, I'll wait for the 3.18 mortal phone!" said Silly Qiang calmly, without any fault in his words.

Lei Jun's face was even darker: "......"

"Haha. Everyone at the scene leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, especially Huang Zhang and Ren Zhengfei on both sides of Lei Jun, who had a stomachache.

Wang Fan stood next to him, he couldn't help laughing, looking at Mr. Lei's hateful eyes, he had to hurriedly wave his hand and said, "I didn't teach it, I don't carry this pot!"

"Haha!" there was another burst of laughter.

Then, the silly soft light fell on Meizu Huang Zhang again, pondered slightly, and asked, "Boss Huang, how many concerts will Meizu hold this year!?"

Huang Zhang had a black line, but everyone at the scene laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

This stupid strong is really awesome, and it is absolutely impossible to open which pot to mention!

……

After a while of jokes, Wang Fan smiled and said: "Okay, silly and strong, it's okay to joke, let's formally introduce myself and let everyone know." ”

"Okay boss, I'll think about where to start. Silly Qiang replied very naturally: "No way, it's a sin to be too good!"

The crowd at the scene laughed again, in this era, a bicycle is so narcissistic, it simply subverts the three views.

And a few professional people, but they couldn't help but change their faces, just these few conversations, you can see the degree of stupid intelligence, absolutely extraordinary, absolutely unprecedented and unprecedented.

"Then let's start with my external beauty!" Silly Qiang said seriously: "Although I don't have the appearance design of the sky, nor do I have the tone of local tyrant gold, but as you can see, I am low-key and exquisite." ”

Everyone couldn't help but nod, what they said stupidly was reasonable, low-key and exquisite.

It's just that this sound a little awkward, and it's a little too narcissistic!

"Silly Qiang has a streamlined shape, a blue style, and a full range of technology. All kinds of structures, but also in line with the human science as the premise, try to bring users the best experience, the most comfortable seats. Let users ride for a few hours without the slightest stiffness or discomfort!"

"In order to achieve this goal, every piece of flesh and blood on Silly Qiang's body has undergone multiple devastation with knives and fire, which is so painful...... Woohoo......"

Everyone: "......"

"The second aspect, motivation!" Silly continued:

"As a smart bike, silly strong is a hybrid system. You can pedal it and exercise it as a normal bicycle. It can also use electricity, saving time and effort. And, of course, the solar power system, which is durable, energy-saving and environmentally friendly!"

"Silly Qiang is equipped with a set of high-energy batteries, a set of solar panels, and a small super lithium battery on the car body. ”

"Among them, solar panels are the main power system, which converts solar energy into electricity during daily driving, and then inputs it to high-energy batteries for storage. It accounts for 80% of the total electrical energy. It can convert solar energy into electricity for a long time, meet the needs of long-distance travel, and even do not need to be recharged for a long time. In addition, there is a miniature absorber under the silly strong seat, which can absorb and convert the energy on the seat, and finally convert it into electrical energy to be utilized, so as to avoid the embarrassment of burning the ass under the scorching sun. ”

"Super lithium battery, as an auxiliary power system. Cope with the special environment of continuous rainy days and insufficient sunshine energy. ”

"It is worth mentioning that the silly strong super energy lithium battery also uses battery module and rubbing battery technology. The weight is only one-fifteenth to one-twentieth of the weight of an ordinary battery car battery, less than 1.5KG, well, the weight of two bottles of Coca-Cola. ”

Silly Qiang said: "What's more surprising is the size of the battery, which is only the size of an ordinary mobile phone." But the electric bunker, normal driving, can reach up to 30 kilometers! Even Silly Qiang himself was surprised!"

"Of course, the charging is also very fast, and it can be fully charged in less than fifteen minutes, which can be said to be a black technology monster. It also supports wireless charging! In this way, ordinary users, the energy of this super lithium battery alone is enough. For users who travel long distances, it is not a problem how much they travel per day. The solar module, which can continuously provide power, is stored in a high-energy battery!"

Silly and forceful, everyone at the scene was stunned.

Silly strong is not only smart, but also too high-profile.

Even the top technology of mortal technology has been used.

"Third, let's talk about intelligence. As you can see, Silly Qiang is very smart, really unmanned. ”

As he spoke, Silly Qiang ran up by himself again, as if he was screaming, and actually spread joy around the whole venue.

attracted the audience, a burst of laughter, a burst of exclamation.

Wang Fan couldn't help but shake his head, when did this guy be so showy?

"Silly Qiang has integrated a new intelligent navigation system, not only a simple satellite navigation, but also a powerful weak artificial intelligence system. In this way, the combination of the two can analyze and deal with various complex road conditions in real time, and quickly make the most sensible choice, so as to avoid the dilemma of being pitted by navigation. Intelligent driving and unmanned driving have been truly realized. ”

"With the smart bicycle of the Silly Qiang family, you don't have to crowd the bus when you go to work in the future, and you don't have to worry about driving traffic jams. You can set the route, then play with your mobile phone, watch the video, and then peek at the beautiful women and handsome guys passing by, and you can also sleep beautifully. Silly and strong, will get you to your destination safely and on time. ”

"Imagine, once you have a stupid strong, you leave home, you sleep, wake up, and almost arrive at the company. Save worry and effort, and not be afraid of traffic jams, how beautiful it should be on such a day......