You're driving in the wrong direction at high speed, and you're drunk and running a red light.

Tong: Is there a red light on the highway? (everyone is dissatisfied) I was wrong, I was not good, I caused a lot of trouble for everyone, Zhantang, give me your hand......

Bei: It's all like this, and you're still chasing the rising sun?

Tong: Don't chase it, whoever likes to chase it, I'm weak and have no strength at all.

Nan: Senior sister, this is normal, ginseng has stimulated all your vitality, and now it is almost consumed.

Mouth: It's okay, I still have a small half in the house.

The shopkeeper's eyes lit up, and the others glared angrily at the big mouth

Mouth: What's the matter, did I say the wrong thing again?

Bai: Hurry up and throw that ginseng away to me, and don't leave a single beard!

Mouth: What are you throwing away, isn't that a waste of money?

Crowd: Throw it away!

Mouth: Throw it away, it's not a waste of money. (Out)

Guo: Okay, okay, let's withdraw first, let the shopkeeper stay alone with Lao Bai.

Nan: Senior sister, rest. (Crowd out)

Bai: (patting the shopkeeper's hand) Xiangyu, you don't know, I'm going to be annoyed to death for the past two days.

Tong: Zhantang, make me a pot of tea, my lips are cracked.

Bai: Okay, where is the tea?

Tong: It's in that cabinet, it's either the upper grid or the lower compartment, you can see for yourself.

Bai: (opening the cabinet) Ahem, which box is it? Oh, ahem, you have so much ash here, ahem, it's time to wipe it.

Mouth: (downstairs) Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, you let go, what are you robbing!

White: (Turns around, there's no one on the bed) No!

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Zui, South)

The shopkeeper covered his mouth, and Da Mouth and Nangong were panicked beside him

Mouth: Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, don't eat, spit!Hurry up, shopkeeper, spit, shopkeeper!Don't eat, shopkeeper, shopkeeper......

The shopkeeper choked and patted his heart

Mouth: (Fearful) swallowed......

Tong: Hahahahaha...... I, Tong Xiangyu, are back again!

Bai: (Downstairs, frightened) Big mouth, don't tell me she ate ginseng again......

Mouth: You can't blame me for this, I was just about to throw it, and she came down from upstairs, and the little half of it was swallowed raw.

Tong: Nonsense, I chewed it before I swallowed it.

Bai: Xiangyu, why are you?

Tong: No, I just like this feeling of vitality, this is passion, this is blood, this is youth. (Singing) youth, youth, beautiful youth......

Nan: Senior sister, take care, I'll go first......

Tong: Stop, you can't go, if you do, what will happen to those poor animals?

Minami: Let them fend for themselves......

Tong: How can you say such a thing? You let me down so much!

Nan: I'm sorry, senior sister, so many things have happened in the past few days, my mind has been clouded, for the sake of the friendship of the same family, you just let me be a dignified waste, goodbye!

Tong: Coincidentally, my strength is to turn waste into treasure, come here, help me smooth out the speech......

Minami: Take care, there will be a time later! (Escape)

Tong: Booth ...... (Make a chase look, Lao Bai goes upstairs)

(East Street, Day, White, South)

Nangong fled in a panic

Minami: Goodbye, goodbye...... (Lao Bai jumped down from the stairs and blocked the way)

WHITE: You're gone, how do you ask us to do it?

Nan: It's up to everyone to be conscious.

Bai: Nangong, what you have said in the past few days is very reasonable, but I think that everything must have a degree.

Minami: I'm sorry, I don't seem to understand.

Bai: There is nothing wrong with advocating nature and the unity of nature and man, but you have forgotten that human beings themselves are a link in the food chain, and if you just eat vegetarian food, won't this food chain be broken, and will it be good for nature?

Minami: This ......

BAI: We tamed bison and wild horses and raised poultry and livestock, which kept the food chain intact without destroying the natural environment, and from that point of view, we were not wrong, of course, indiscriminate hunting and killing is another matter.

Nan: You're right, then my next step is to oppose indiscriminate hunting and killing.

WHITE: That's right.

Nan: During this time, I have caused a lot of trouble to everyone, so I will compensate you for it, and we will meet you in the future.

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WHITE: Goodbye.

Minami: Goodbye.

Bai: Where are you going?

Nan: I went to Hoh Xil and heard that there are many Tibetan antelopes there. (Walk)

Bai: I'm optimistic about you.

(Lobby, Day, Tong, White)

The shopkeeper was waiting at the door, still holding the speech script in his hand, and Lao Bai entered

Tong: Hmm, what about my junior sister?

Bai: What are you doing chasing people back? Are you happy until you drive them crazy? (The shopkeeper shakes his head) Raise his head......

Tong: What's wrong?

Bai: I've got a nosebleed, sit here. Eat, you can eat hard, and I'll buy you two catties of ginseng for you to gnaw as a radish. (Take the paper ball to the shopkeeper to block)

Tong: Zhantang, if you are good to me, it is called love, and if you are good to everyone, it is called fraternity, which one do you choose?

Bai: If you want to do this again, I won't choose either.

Tong: (pulls out the paper ball) Then let me squirt nosebleeds and die!

Bai: (Blocked back) What are you doing!

Tong: Which one do you choose?

Bai: I choose fraternity, can I catch whoever loves whom?

Tong: Love is not just something that can be said casually, when will the anti-pickpocketing work start?

Bai: Tomorrow, tomorrow morning, you go to bed quickly, you haven't closed your eyes at night, I'm still distressed if you're not tired.

Tong: (glaring) I'm not sleepy!

Bai: Hurry up, be obedient. (Pushing the shopkeeper upstairs)

(Men's bed, night, white, Lu, mouth)

Xiucai and Big Mouth slept in a mess, and Lao Baijin entered

Bai: (slapping his mouth) Oops, wake up, wake up.

Mouth: What are you doing, just fell asleep, it's annoying!

Bai: What time did you go to bed just now, it's too unpursued, right? I can tell you, it's easy to live short when you sleep too much.

Mouth: (up) You don't have to work, it's not enough to buy vegetables and cook, you have to be a volunteer all day long, and if you are not careful, you will deduct the monthly money, you have tried it yourself. (Sleep)

Bai: What are you arguing about, hey, hey...... (Big mouth practice shadowless feet) Oops, the calves are quite sensitive. Xiucai, pretend to be asleep, I can pour cold water on you!(Take a teapot, Xiucai doesn't respond) Hey, I count to three, one, two, three. (Xiucai didn't react) You think I don't dare, don't you?

Lv: (up) pour, pour, pour to this (referring to the head), pour, pour, pour!

Bai: This, this, what's wrong?

Lv: (Sits down at the table and gestures to Lao Bai to sit) Sit. I, after reading the books of sages for so many years, what is it for? Just to teach people to recite the Three Character Sutra? She wants to eradicate illiteracy, she sweeps it, and she is not illiterate, do not do to others what she does not want, she does not understand such a reason?

Bai: I didn't let you go, what are you excited about me?

Mouth: (up) People show off their talents and then face each other, and they never have ambiguity in major matters.

FL: Hmm.

Mouth: (Come over) Xiao Guo is fierce and ruthless, and when he encounters something, he has to listen to people's talents.

Bai: That's because Xiao Guo has no idea, Xiangyu ...... Alas!

Lv: Lao Bai, Lao Bai, Lao Bai, let me tell you......

Bai: What kind of old white, are you white or am I white? You see the two of you are dressed like a pair.

Lu: Let me tell you, you and Xiangyu have a good talk, it's really not okay, break up, right?

Mouth: Right.

Bai: Do you think she'll be able to listen to the breakup? People have eaten ginseng, thousand-year-old ginseng!

Mouth: I didn't give it to her if I knew it, and let her fall asleep all the time. (Lao Bai slapped the table) What's the matter, I can't talk about it?

BAI: Do you have what it takes to catch 10 thieves a day?

Lu: Where are you going to catch so many thieves?

Bai: How do I know, if there is, I will arrest it, if not, it is a big deal to deduct wages.

Mouth: Actually, I think that instead of sitting and waiting, let's take the initiative to attack, no thieves, let's hire one. (Lao Bai smiled knowingly)

(East Street, Night, White, Rice)

Xiaomi slept in the corner, and Lao Bai sneaked out

White: (Clap) Up!

M: What are you doing, what time is it?

Bai: Guanzhong time, two o'clock in the morning.

M: Before 9 a.m. and after 5 p.m., visitors will not be accepted.

White: Sunflower ......

M: (surprised) Hey, Brother Bai, you're a special case, what's the matter?

Bai: You know what I do to you, right?

M: Clearly, almost, (Lao Bai is dissatisfied) is very good, (Lao Bai stretches out his finger) is extremely righteous, no different from his own brother.

Bai: Can you help that brother in trouble?

M: Let's start with that, we don't do anything wrong, we're an upright service provider.

BAI: When did you become a service provider?

M: Look, you give me a copper plate, buy me a good uncle, and then give you a smile, you say buy one get one free, is it a service provider?

Bai: Okay, this time the uncle gave you a small amount, (took out a stack of copper coins) There is money, it depends on whether you can help or not. (Xiaomi agreed) in fact, the matter is very simple, you find me some beggar brothers, let me catch them one by one and scold them, and then give each of them three yuan, you, the intermediary fee two yuan.

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M: There's such a good deal?

Bai: Brother, change careers as soon as possible, now the headhunting industry is more popular, (throw the copper money into the millet bowl) set the money. (Back to the house)

M: Oh my God, there are rumors about a shortage of human resources, which doesn't seem to be groundless. (Run-out)

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Mouth, Mi, Longtao)

The shopkeeper went downstairs, but the posture was not amorous, it was wind and fire

Tong: (shouting) Let's start——! start work——! (everyone runs out disheveled)

Mouth: What's wrong?

Guo: (staggering) Sister, I washed my clothes until midnight, and I just fell asleep......

Mouth: Do you think we're all like you, eating ginseng for thousands of years?

Lu: I want to eradicate illiteracy, where can I go to eradicate this point?

Tong: Human life is so short, time doesn't wait for idlers, guys. (Tie the belt to Xiao Guo)

Guo: Eldest sister......

Crowd:$%$&*%*&...... (In a mess again, Lao Bai brought a beggar to help his disciple enter)

Tong: Zhantang, what are you doing here?

WHITE: You ask himself!

Dragon: I'm not just stealing a chicken!

Bai: Steal a chicken today, and give a New Year's greeting to the weasel tomorrow!

Dragon: I didn't steal your chickens.

Bai: You can't steal anyone, this town is my home, as long as I am here, I am not allowed to steal chickens and dogs, and do nonsense!

Tong: Applause! (everyone applauds) Zhantang, you did a good job.

Bai: You have supervised it well, don't worry, I will continue to work hard to carry out the anti-pickpocketing work to the end.

Tong: Zhantang, in order to celebrate your opening, escort this thief to the government!

Bai: Oh, hey, I can't help it! Didn't you just steal a chicken, and you didn't steal the vault, didn't you? Criticism is enough, and the emphasis is on education.

Tong: How can it be done, although the chicken is not expensive, but its nature is very bad, as you said, stealing a chicken today, it is possible to steal a goose tomorrow, it is possible to steal money the day after tomorrow, and it is possible to steal people the day after tomorrow.

Crowd: Stealing?

Tong: Didn't the little grandson of the old Wang family on Dongjie be sold by the family?

Crowd: Ah...... This steals people.

Tong: (escorting the beggars to help the disciples) Go!

Bai: Xiangyu, Xiangyu, listen to me, Xiangyu!

Everyone pushed and dragged them to the door and was found by Xiaomi.

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Bai: Xiangyu, listen to me, this person is not bad-eyed.

I don't dare, I don't dare anymore!

Tong: You can tell Lou Zhixian about this, but don't be afraid, at most you will be beaten by the board, so that it can also help you remember for a long time, go!

Bai: Don't, Xiangyu, Xiangyu!

Mi: Wait! Lao Bai, you said it, every time you get three articles, you will only be scolded, and you won't go to the yamen?

Bai: Shhh

Tong: What do you mean by three articles every time?

M: You ask him! What do you mean?

Shiro: What, this...... I actually......

Tong: What exactly do you want to say?

M: He was responsible for giving me money, and every time I got three articles, I came over and asked him to scold him, and he left after scolding. (Lao Bai pushed Xiaomi)

Tong: Tell me, it's not true.

WHITE: That's not true. (The shopkeeper glares) Hehe, do you believe it?

Tong: You lied to me, why did you lie to me, why?

Bai: Didn't you force it?

Tong: You lied to me the first time I saw you, and after such a long time, I thought you would change, but I didn't expect you to change it, but instead of changing it, you will become even worse.

Bai: It's not that serious, is it?

Tong: I don't blame you, but in order to give you a better understanding of your own shortcomings, I decided to ......

WHITE: Have a small meeting.

Tong: Please!(Enter)

White: (pointing to Xiaomi) I'm waiting for you! (Entering the door)

M: Alas, these days, it's still easy to mix in the service industry, and it's not easy to make money from intermediary fees.

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(Lobby, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Zui, Bei)

Lao Bai sat as if he was being criticized for the Cultural Revolution, with a sign on his chest, and everyone next to him had different expressions

Mouth: This guy, look at this from a different angle, it feels different, look at Lao Bai's cowardice.

Guo: Go! (to Xiucai) I feel hairy in Xinli, like something is going to happen.

Lu: Ahhh (Xiao Guo also touched)

Tong: As the saying goes, hitting hurts, scolding is love, I remind everyone to pay attention to the fact that no matter how much I scold below, it has nothing to do with love. The person in front of you, everyone must know him to a certain extent, and you might as well tell him how you feel about him. (No one answered) the first to say there is a prize. (Still no one answered.)