22. Transition chapters.
"Is this what Wendou is called...... All the Wendou in the world is weak!"
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In the past, there were literary fights in the world, especially in ancient times, and the style of cultural fighting was even worse.
In ancient times, the fighting poems were literary fights, and the modern debates and aerospace science and technology research could also be regarded as literary fights.
But no matter who it is, no matter what kind of person in the world, the scene of its literary fight is definitely not as good as the two of Yakumo Zi!
These two bastards play Wendou, play with scenic spots, and play with the heartbeat of various countries in the world!
The Sahara Desert is gone, can your heart not beat?
"Temple, now you better go out and have a look, perhaps, only you can appease the two mothers!"
Celia said again.
Actually, what Yakumoji doesn't know is...... The two mothers of the current Yayun Temple are not just Wendou.
Arguably. From clothing, food, housing and transportation to clothing design, the two can compare.
And why do you want to compare that...... Cylia doesn't know either?!
I just don't know!
The two of them fought at the beginning because of Yakumo Temple!, but what is Wendou now...... There's no way to know.
Does the losing side leave Yakumoji?
Don't talk nonsense, Gensokyo is not a so-called 'society under the rule of law'. If one side loses, the other side will definitely fight to the death!
Neither mother was a vegetarian.
Then. Yakumo Temple covered his head helplessly and said.
"Well, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided. Even if it's going to be plucked off, I'm going to have to see it. ”
With that, Yakumo Temple immediately opened the gap.
"Oh yes, Temple, I heard that the most critical step of the plan has been taken care of, remember to check it out later. ”
"Oh!"
Then, the two walked out of the gap together.
The first time he walked out of the gap, Yakumoji saw a woman wearing a one-shoulder lace skirt.
Her hair was black and soft, and on her right shoulder was the hanging shoulder of a lace skirt, embellished with a pink paper flower, and the sultry breasts were missing slightly below her left shoulder, but only a shocking bloody wound......
Well, this is Yakumo.
It's just that she's okay, what is the pestle doing in the open place between the gaps?
"Ah Zhen, what are you doing here? Also, why didn't you see you just now?"
Yakumoji walked out of the gap and asked.
In the memory of Yakumoji, Yakumo Zhen has served herself for 5,000 years.
From time to time, Yakumo Temple wants to do something, and Yakumo Zhen will always prepare a series of preparations.
The same goes for sleeping, not to warm the bed, of course, but to prepare a bed for Yakumoji.
And before the fainting of the Eight Cloud Temple, she was not around, and the Eight Cloud Temple naturally wanted to ask.
"Your Excellency...... I ask you...... I...... I ......"
"What am I?
Yakumo Temple looked at the twisting Yakumo Zhen and wondered.
In the past, Yakumo Zhen was not like this, taciturn, when will there be a twisted posture that only a little woman's family has.
"What do you think, sir...... What do you think...... Felt ......"
"What do you think?"
Yakumoji asked again.
"Do you think I'm good-looking?!!!"
Under the repeated persecution of Yakumo Temple, Yakumo Zhen finally roared loudly and unbearably.
Yakumoji Temple "......"
Then, Yakumoji stretched out his right hand and touched Yakumo's forehead.
"It's still cold, no fever!"
And just as Yakumoji put his hand on Yakumoji's forehead, a miserable white slender jade hand suddenly grabbed Yakumoji's arm from the side.
“get√!”
Yakumo Temple turned around and saw that it was his wife from his previous life!
"Come with me!"
Without waiting for Yayun Temple to speak, his wife directly pulled herself away.
Yakumoji only felt that the world was spinning for a while, and when he came back to his senses, only the figures of the two mothers were left in front of him.
'Ah...... We're in the middle of the war from the start!'
Yakumoji tried to keep himself calm and looked around.
At this time, he was sitting on the stone table in the courtyard of the white jade building, his mother from his previous life was sitting on his left, and Yayun Zi was sitting on his right hand.
And behind him, there are Selia and Yakumo.
After the inspection, Yakumoji finally knew why Yakumozhen asked herself if she looked good, and the black hands behind her were definitely the two mothers in front of her.
And I don't know what my mother did in my previous life, she can make herself feel dizzy in an instant, and sit directly at this stone table.
Presumably, the mother's ability in this previous life is not weak!
Maybe it's also a pan-world power!
It's just that at this time, Yakumo Temple can still clearly feel the smell of gunpowder between the two.
Hiss...... It's not good!
"Temple, are you excited?"
At this time, Yakumo Purple suddenly spoke.
"Clams?"
Yakumoji wondered.
"Excited?"
Another voice sounded, this time, it was the mother of Yakumo Temple's previous life.
"Clams?"
Yakumo Temple was even more puzzled, and finally looked at the two of them, and said.
"Zi Ma still has ...... Month...... Yuema, what are you talking about!"
As soon as the words fell, the mother of Yakumoji in the previous life hugged Yakumoji.
"Moon Mother...... Do you even remember this? ”
And immediately after, the tip of a parasol suddenly stabbed at the 'Moon Mother', and it instantly turned into an unconscious mist to escape.
When the tip of the umbrella is retracted, he transforms into a human form and sits at the stone table again.
The tip of the umbrella is the tip of Yakumo's parasol, obviously, Yakumo is a little jealous.
"What, can't you get used to the family relationship between our mother and son?"
"Su Jiujiu, I advise you not to be too complacent, what we just compared is not this. ”
Yakumo Ziyin said angrily.
At this point, Yakumoji suddenly realized.
"Su Jiujiu, Yue! No wonder I just called Yue's mother?Wait, wouldn't it be better to call Jiu's mother?"
"yes, that's not what we're comparing, but...... I don't think you can win either!"
At this time, Su Jiujiu spoke again.
"My son told her, are you not impressed?!"
"What's in your heart?"
Yakumoji asked.
"Your Shikigami!"
Yakumo Purple on the side spoke.
"We're going to give you another thick bow, and you've heard you say that this is the kind of god you've been serving you for the past five thousand years.
But I also heard your god say that you haven't had a lust for their nine sisters in the past 5,000 years. ”
At this time, Su Jiujiu interjected.
"So we feel that it's better to let your god join your thick bow! Those nine sisters have also been with you for 5,000 years, can't you cheapen someone else's family if you don't accept it!"
"What, Moon...... Yuema, they're all married! they're widows!"
The corners of Yakumoji's mouth twitched.
'I don't want to do anything, I want to come to something. This month's mother's screaming is really tongue-twisting!'
"What happened to the widow?"
Su Jiujiu said angrily.
Because, she can also be considered a widow.
"In ancient times, Liu Bang liked widows, and Cao Cao was also a personal wife, weren't they all a generation of heroes and the founding monarchs? ”
"And they also have a 5,000-year relationship with you, they have an emotional foundation, and after marrying you, you will definitely not treat them badly, and you won't feel abrupt!"
Yakumo Zitian said.
"I don't want it!"
Yakumoji muttered and looked at the two of them.
'Really, that's when the two of them have such a high synchronization rate. ’
"Hmm. ”
Yakumo Zi nodded.
"We also know that you don't want ...... temple."
"So ......"
Before Yayun Temple could finish interjecting, Su Jiujiu on the side spoke again.
"That's why we're doing this! Dress them up nicely and see if you're tempted by your son."
First of all, I will dress up all the sisters of the Gu family, and see how many people you are attracted to, son.
After that, she will dress up.
Whichever side has the most tempting people wins, and in addition, if you are tempted, you will marry both!"
As he spoke, Su Jiujiu first pointed to Yakumo Zi, and then pointed to the back of Yayun Temple.
When he finished speaking, Yakumoji turned and looked back.
At this time, behind their backs, the nine sisters of the Gu family were standing in a row, dressed brightly, waiting for the choice of the Eight Cloud Temple.
Some of them are dressed in oriental-style clothes, some look slightly casual, and some are Western-style elegant.
But no matter how beautiful they dressed, they didn't care much.
All of them were not interested, and some were even busy with the work at hand.
The one who was busy working was Gu Qiqiao, who was busy preparing Yuyuko's next teaching materials at this time.
And Yuyuko and Selia, the two 'original partners', sat quietly on the side, waiting for which aspect of Yakumo Temple moved.
And their faces don't change, especially Selia, at this time, she even wants to laugh a little!
"Not excited?"
Su Jiujiu asked again.
"It's not exciting, it's even a little boring..."
"Huh!"
Su Jiujiu screamed in disbelief.
Yakumo on the side smiled shamefully, and Seliya laughed completely.
"Impossible!!Impossible!!"
Su Jiujiu continued to scream.
"Impossible! When I took care of your son in my last life, you were also obsessed with looking at some pictures of brightly dressed women on the computer!
And today I also dressed them in the clothes of the woman you were obsessed with in the photo of my son, why is this happening!!"
"If you watched your wife change her clothes and hang out in front of you for 200 years in a row, you would do the same. ”
Yakumoji Road.
Celia on the side couldn't help but shake!
'Who's idle, you idiot!'
The nine sisters of the Gu family still had expressions of lack of interest, in the past 5,000 years, they have known Yayun Temple too well!
In 5,000 years, Yakumoji Temple really hasn't seen any other women besides them?
Is there really no other woman who doesn't mind Yakumoji's delicate face and voice like a heavenly girl's voice, falling in love with Yakumoji?
No!
There is!
It's just that every time, Yakumo Temple pushes them away from his side!
Is it because of the so-called gap in life?
Otherwise, if Yakumoji's wife was originally a human being, at the beginning, Yakumoji didn't know how to face the life barrier.
But at that time, Yakumoji Temple could already face it calmly!
He can hand over his cultivation of immortals, and cultivate immortals to get longevity.
The reason why Yakumoji hasn't had a woman in all these years is because this bastard is a piece of wood!
People secretly sent Qiubo to him, and he fried Qiubo as autumn spinach!
The famous Zhaojun out of the fortress in history is such a thing!
Wang Zhaojun, name 嫱 (qiáng), the word Zhaojun, was originally a palace maid of the Han Palace.
In 34 B.C., the Xiongnu Hu Han Xie Shan Yu was defeated by his brother Zhi Zhi Shan Yu, moved south to Guanglu outside the Great Wall, and made peace with the Western Han Dynasty, entered Chang'an three times, and asked Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty for peace. When Wang Zhaojun heard about it, he asked to go out of the plug and kiss, and then exchanged for peace in the world!
The story that has been passed down since ancient times is that Wang Zhaojun likes the Han Emperor wholeheartedly, but he has never bribed the painter who is responsible for painting the palace maid, so that the painter painted Wang Zhaojun strangely ugly.
In the end, Wang Zhaojun was disheartened and said goodbye to the Han Emperor out of the fortress!
But in fact, Wang Zhaojun bribed the painter, and specially ordered the painter to paint himself ugly!
That's why I'm waiting for that Yakumo Temple!
Wang Zhaojun was born in a commoner family in Zigui County, Nanjun County (now Xingshan County, Hubei), and was elected to the court as a folk woman during the Han Yuan Emperor's reign and became a palace maid.
But before she became a palace maid, she knew Yakumoji Temple.
The day before she became a palace maid, she once said to Yakumoji.
"Long hair is reserved for you, you don't marry you in this life, your long hair doesn't decrease, you clear the ancient Buddha, and you comb your boudoir. ”
But at that time, Yakumoji only said one sentence.
"Good poetry! I didn't expect your writing to be so good!"
This...... Simply 2333
Now that the two mothers of Yakumo Temple actually said that they would marry them to Yakumo Temple, how could they have any overreaction?
Moreover, although their minds are very feudal, they all believe in the so-called 'parents' orders, matchmakers' words.
But they also know!
'A martyr doesn't marry a second husband!'
If they really want to marry Yakumoji, they won't agree!
"Now, failed!"
Seeing that Su Jiujiu's plan failed, Yakumo Zi on the side couldn't help but laugh again.
And seeing Yakumo Zi laughing at herself so shamefully, Su Jiujiu was a little angry.
"I'm defeated, what about you?
The corners of Su Jiujiu's mouth cracked.
"What do you mean?"
Yakumo Zi suddenly looked serious and said,
"I didn't succeed because I had been separated from my son for too long, and how could I know that he had changed his tastes.
What about you? I remember you once said that you were going to give my son a concubine...... But now, what about concubines? aren't you the same!"
Su Jiujiu said, and Yayun Zi followed up
"Do you want to fight again? I didn't fight with you with all my strength for the sake of the temple, and if you want to fight again, I'll accompany you!"
"I don't want to fight anymore, I'm not as violent as you, I'm just trying to be honest.
What about my son's concubines? I still see only two women for my son!"
"Concubine, isn't there a !!?"
As he spoke, Yakumo slammed open the gap.
Angrily, he put his hand into the gap, and then tugged hard!
A golden-blue figure was instantly grabbed out of the gap by Yakumo Zi, and was directly thrown into Yakumo Temple's arms by Yakumo Zi!
Yakumoji took a look!
'Yakumo Blue !!'
"I'll give my Shikigami to my son, can you?"