Chapter 265: Finals (3)
Under the gaze of hundreds of people, Xiao Tian looked at the ribs in front of him and stared at them for a while.
Then, as if he had made a decision, Xiao Tian turned around and pointed at the ribs with the direction of his buttocks...
"I'm going... What is this German pastor going to do?"
"Who knows... It turned around and startled me, I thought this guy was going to escape..."
"Looking at it like this, it's probably because you know that you can't stand it, and then let yourself not look at it and don't want to hear it. ”
"I don't think what you said is right, I think this little god is very scheming!
The person next to him looked at him and said puzzled.
"Why do you call it a scheming dog?"
"Hehe, you don't understand this, right? This Xiaotian is to turn around, and then fart towards the ribs, and smoke the ribs, so that he can dislike the ribs, so as not to eat the ribs. ”
"Rub... This is your mysterious capital?"
"Isn't it?"
"You're eating, and then you're farting yourself. And then you're still not eating, or are you going to be so disgusted with the smell of your ass that you're going to choose not to eat?"
"I'm going... Your analogy is simple... Is this not a situation at all? Do you fart and put the bowl under your ass when you eat? Or do you just don't care? Fart into your bowl and then eat the food in the bowl? Or are you going to be immersed in it? Dwelling on your fart adds another flavor to the meal?"
The man was stunned for a moment, and then waited dissatisfiedly for the person next to him.
"Big brother, have you talked a little too much?"
"You're just finding fault at all, we're just joking and chatting here, you have to use me as an analogy?"
"Isn't that because you're not funny at all?
"Do I have a dime to do with you? I..."
"Alright, don't be so noisy. If you two Niu B are here to do something, the police will take you two away. It's really special, can't you watch the game quietly?
After hearing this, both of them looked at the speaker angrily, and when they saw the speaker's biceps and the big gold chain around their necks, they obediently chose to be silent.
There is a saying in the northeast of our country, a big gold chain and a small watch, three small barbecues a day.
There is also a saying in the central region of our country, the beautiful woman of the incense car has a big gold chain, and three meals a day are all board noodles...
Of course, Jinmen, known as the birthplace of cross talk, also has a saying, which is a bit interesting.
Soft China, jadeite seal, the shorter the hair, the more awesome...
And the strong man who stopped the two at the exit, although his speech was a little dirty.
But the gold chain, the gold watch, and the VT mobile phone worth more than 200,000 yuan in his hand...
......
Three and a half minutes passed...
The state of gold and Tianlong is still full, and the silent situation is gradually getting better.
And Xiaotian seems to have defeated himself and got rid of his demons.
It's just that Xiao Di is really about to lose it at this time...
"Wang! (I won't be allowed to eat yet!I'm going to die, I'm going to die!)"
“...”
"Wang! (Boss, am I messing with you?, if you don't give me food again, I won't play with you at night!)"
“...”
(Are you asleep!hey, hey, hey!I'm going to eat ribs!)"
“...”
(You bully me, you bully me!Wait for me to go back and tell my mom to see how my mom cleans you up!)"
“...”
"Wang! Wang? (You are ruthless, you are unrighteous, don't blame me for being unreasonable!If you don't let me eat again, I'll go eat the ribs of the big yellow dog next door covering his eyes!Are you afraid?)"
“...”
Seeing that his master didn't react at all, Bian Mu Xiaodi turned around and walked directly in the direction of silence...
"Ahem, ahem..."
Hearing the owner's cough, Xiao Di glanced at the ribs in front of him silently, and then turned his head back to his ribs...
"Wow!(Bad guy, bullying dog!)"
Listening to Xiao Di's cry next door, Liu Chang shook his head with a smile.
I never thought that the communication of dogs was also quite exciting...
It's just that the mind doesn't turn, it's just a single thought.
Turning his head to look at the gold next to him, Liu Chang smiled.
Seeing Liu Chang looking at himself, Jin Zi also wagged his tail.
"Wang, Wang!" (Brother Chang, how am I doing?Remember what you promised me!)"
Liu Chang nodded after hearing this, and gave Jin Zi a thumbs up.
In fact, Liu Chang cheated...
Because last night, Liu Chang, with the help of Xiaoqiang, told Jin Zi that today is a day, as long as Liu Chang says to eat, it can be eaten.
If Liu Chang said that he would not eat it, he must immediately spit out the contents of his mouth.
If the gold does it, then the reward will be a week of rib feasts.
If gold can't do it...
Then there will only be dog food for a month, and half of it...
When I first told it about it, it didn't quite figure it out.
But when Jin Zi understood, he immediately promised again and again that he would obey the party's arrangement...
You can't eat anything other than dog food for a month, and even half of the dog food is worth it, so it's better to die...
If you haven't eaten ribs before, it doesn't matter.
However, Kaneko is a dog who has eaten ribs and seen the market.
At first, I thought shredded chicken was the best thing in the world, but when I ate pork ribs...
I can't forget that taste for a long time...
For the sake of her own good life in the future, Kaneko decided to be a good baby for a day today.
Besides, because he had been training for a long time before, Kaneko was already familiar with the first and second stages.
Ten minutes is not a problem, let alone five minutes.
Stage 3 is usually hard to achieve, but with last night's agreement...
As a golden retriever with the third highest IQ, Jin still has the ability to judge.
For the fourth stage, Liu Chang has also trained before.
It would be nice to succeed once out of 10 times...
Therefore, in order to win the margin with an absolute advantage, Liu Chang had to find Xiaoqiang and secretly open a hanging.
But in this regard, Liu Chang has no psychological burden at all.
If you don't need to hang it, why keep it...
For Xiaoqiang, it is very simple to accomplish this kind of thing.
Of course, for Liu Chang, explaining this matter to Lin Yiyi and Xiaoliu is too hard...
The explanation given by Liu Chang is very simple, Xiaoqiang has eaten too much, and his body has grown very quickly recently.
And the painstaking thing is to insist on this point of view again and again.
Until the two sisters believed it, but they still don't believe it...