Chapter 226: The Vixen
Blind people are accustomed to hibernate in winter, mainly because of the lack of food in winter, but they are afraid of the cold. These guys are ~ thick, and they are really not afraid of the cold.
The fat man was also unlucky, he found the wrong place when chopping wood, and there was a big black bear in the hollow of the tree. The fat man didn't want to wrestle with this guy, so he had to run away.
ran out of a dozen steps, and when I looked back, the black-brained melon seeds on the stump disappeared, and the dare retracted again.
The fat man's heart is just a little settled, it seems that the hibernating bear is not willing to go out of the nest, and finally accumulated an autumn energy, not wanting to waste it in vain.
The black blind man did not come out of the hole, and the fat man became bold, and decided to transport the wood back, which took half a day's work, and it could not be wasted.
So he cautiously walked back again, keeping an eye on the tree, and making sure that the fellow was no longer showing his head, and then the fat man stooped down to pick up the wood mix.
An angry roar exploded, and a black blind man who was fatter than a fat man came out from behind a tree, looking like he must have four or five hundred pounds, and his small eyes shot a fierce light, through the thick eye hair, making the fat man shudder.
The fat man was taken aback, and the distance between him and the black blind man was too short, and if he turned around and ran now, he would definitely be pounced on by it.
In desperation, the fat man had no choice but to look at the black blind man. I remember Wang Sanpao said that most of the wild animals in the mountains like to chase, and the more you run, the happier they will chase.
However, this black blind man was obviously a master who played cards according to common sense, and his huge body trembled, and he threw himself at the fat man.
The fat man had no choice but to throw all the wood and mixtures in his hand. Then pick up the red tassel gun. Prepare for battle.
The black blind man was even more angry. A big slap. Wood mixes are flying all over the sky. But two of them flew towards the fat man. He had no choice but to pick it with a red tassel gun. And this time. A strong wind blows in your face. The black blind man has risen to his feet. Taller than a fat man. It's like Mount Tai pressing the top. Straight to the ground with the fat man thrown to the ground.
The body fell to the ground heavily. Luckily, the snow on the ground is thick. Most of the fat man's body was sunk in. And on the body. It is a blind man with five or six hundred pounds of ground bears. The fat man could already feel the hot air coming out of the guy's mouth.
Thick earth bear's paws picked up. Slap it hard at the fat man's head. That's it. It's no wonder if you don't break it.
In crisis. The fat man's reaction was quite alert. Grab the wooden box on your chest and go up to it. Right now. This is the only magic weapon that can save lives.
Unexpectedly. The black blind man's big slap suddenly stopped in the air. I saw it with a big nose ** a few times. Then put the slap down. Staggered back a few steps. I just let the fat man go.
"No wonder today's character is explosive, or maybe I'm with Qiqi every day, and I'm also naked, and I have the ability to be a little girl?" The fat man got up from the ground in a daze and put the felt hat back on his head.
The blind bear snorted a few times, and then went around the back of the tree again, and there was a large hole in the tree, more than a meter above the ground, and the black blind man got into it and disappeared again.
The fat man scratched his head, and he was really a little confused: Could it be that this black blind man was sleeping?
It's best if it's okay, the fat man muttered in his mouth, and began to pick up the wood on the ground again, anyway, he didn't have to worry about being attacked by the black blind man, and he didn't pick up the white.
Hulala, a large group of people rushed over from outside the forest, for Wang Sanpao, with the shotgun in his hand. The two men who had gone out with the fat man to pick up firewood followed him on the ground, pointing to the stump of the tree and shouting, "The black blind man is insideโthe fat man!"
They didn't see the black blind man, but they saw a fat white man dangling in front of the big stump.
"Where's the black blind man!" Wang Sanpao also let out a sigh of relief. Just now, I heard that the fat man was chased by the black blind man, so I hurriedly brought someone over, but I saw that the fat man was like no one.
The fat man pointed to the wooden stake, then put his finger under his lips, made a silent gesture, and ran to Wang Sanpao and the others with the wooden mix: "Run back and go back to sleep, let's go first." โ
Seeing that the black bear was inside, several young men were eager to try, all with guns on their bodies, and they could easily beat the black blind man to death.
The fat man shook his hand: "This black blind man is full of evil nature, and he knocked me down, but he didn't attack again, and we can't be ungrateful." โ
"And this!" the crowd was amazed. Wang Sanpao suddenly said: "Fatty, it is estimated that you live with stupid people every day, and you are also stained with the smell of bear blindness, so you are so lucky." โ
The fat man sniffed twice: "Don't you smell the smell of a blind bear?"
"That's because you don't have any taste, so even the black blind man doesn't care about you, haha-" A young man named Li Suozi next to him said teasingly.
"It seems that every day I practice wrestling with Stupid, and it's really not in vain. The fat man actually agrees with Wang Sanpao's statement, the animal's sense of smell is the most sensitive, and this is the only one, which can barely be explained, although the fat man's character is good, but it is estimated that it has not yet reached the ears of the black blind man.
When I returned to the tent, the soup in the pot was cooked, and the dry food I had brought was hot on top, and of course, there was a piece of pork belly. The weather is cold, eat more fatty meat, and it will be better to keep out the cold.
Everyone was guarding the fire, and it was lively and full of food, and it was dark. Wang Sanpao covered the inside of the tent with skins and beckoned everyone to sleep in shifts, and the big stupid dogs lay on top of the two sacks, curled up into a hairball, and their noses were all over
ministry, cover up. It's too cold.
The fat man was lying in the tent, with a snow-white and soft fox skin underneath, and it was really not cold at all, smelling a faint aroma, and soon fell asleep.
Because I went to bed early, when the fat man woke up, it was not yet dawn. So he got dressed and climbed out of the tent. The sky was full of stars outside, and the fat man looked at the three stars in the south sky, which had moved to the west, and it was estimated that it was also the second half of the night.
When the young man who was out on vigil was brought into the tent, the fat man wandered around the fire, and added a few pieces of wood to it, and the fire began to flourish again.
The surroundings were silent, there was darkness all around, and the mountains and forests on a winter night were so quiet, the fat man stretched his waist, and his whole body and mind seemed to be one with the quiet night.
Perhaps, only at this time can we truly appreciate the vastness of heaven and earth. Under the canopy, above the snowy field, the fat man felt that he could become a thought, exploring the mysteries of the sky universe.
However, there was a burst of distension in the stomach, which affected the communication between the fat man and the sky. It seems that we have to find a place to solve the inventory in our arms and communicate with the earth.
Leaving the station gently, the fat man was ready to find a place to go for convenience. After walking more than a dozen steps, the fat man stopped, thrust the red tassel gun into the snow shell, and began to untie his pants against the wind.
A black shadow suddenly flashed in front of him, and the fat man couldn't help but be excited, and hurriedly held up his pants in one hand and the red tassel gun in the other. Then, a faint fragrance suddenly wafted in, and the fat man looked at it, and it turned out that the black shadow turned out to be a big braid.
"Xiaoyu, why are you here?" The fat man put down the gun, and was wondering in his heart, when he saw the big pigtail with his arms raised. The fat man is a little stupid, and his pants haven't been lifted yet.
"No, it's dark in the middle of the night, and it's in the old forest again, why will Xiaoyu come over!" The fat man still maintained a trace of clarity in his heart, and bit the tip of his tongue hard, a stinging pain came, and the whole body was shocked, and he completely recovered his senses.
There was still a shadow of a big pigtail in front of him, only a small black shadow stood a few meters in front of the fat man. The fat man has always been bold, but he is also so frightened that his hairs stand on end: it can't really hit a ghost, right?
Boom, the fat man fell straight on the snow, such a big person, he was stunned.
The black shadow waited in place for a moment, then moved its limbs and began to move closer to the fat man. Seeing that the fat man was like a dead pig, he began to sniff around his body.
Soon, he used his claws to pull out something to eat from the fat man's lichen pocket, and it was a small bag of Jiang rice noodles, which can be seen from the fat man's appearance.
The black shadow lay next to the fat man and began to eat Jiang rice noodles. It eats very carefully and tries not to make a sound. However, the fat man lying on the ground yelled, "Where to run!" and then stretched out his hands violently, and grabbed the black shadow's neck at once.
Standing up from the ground proudly, the fat man said indignantly: "If you dare to lie to me, I have to lie back, let me see your true face first-hey, it's really cold on this snow." โ
pinched each other's necks with one hand, and slowly lifted their pants with the other, ** freezing cold, and at this time, the people in the tent were also shouted out by the fat man's voice.
The fat man turned around and ran back to the fire, and when everyone saw it, they couldn't help but exclaim in unison: "Fox!"
I saw a flower-faced fox pinched in the hands of the fat man, its limbs kicked and planed, and then became weaker and weaker, and finally it was motionless, its whole body hung down softly, and its big fluffy tail was hanging down to the ground.
"Fatty, you are so powerful, it is not easy to catch a fox, how can you stop it?" Wang Sanpao was also full of praise, the fox was famous for its silence and cunning, and many old hunters could not fight them.
The fat man stabbed the fox twice with his other hand: "It's really strangulation, unlucky, I still want to raise some foxes by the way." With that, he shook his hand and threw the dead fox into the snow. The guy was belly upside down, and seemed to be a little unwilling to die.
"This guy seems to be very powerful, and he can actually confuse people. The fat man remembered that when the fox first appeared, he had a vision.
"Fox spirit?" someone exclaimed in a low voice, and when everyone got together in the evening, they listened to the old people tell nonsense, and listened to the stories of the fox spirit.
"Fat man, why are the vixens confusing you, have you become a big beauty?" Of course, there are also people who don't believe in evil, so they start joking with the fat man.
The fat man scratched his head and said hehehe: "Don't say it, it's really like this." โ
"It's too evil, aren't you sleeping?" Everyone was shocked, could it really be that a fox spirit turned into a beauty.
"I'm awake, it's so cold outside, and I'm refreshed when I get out of the tent. The fat man was sure that he was not in a state of confusion.
"I've heard the old hunter in the mountains say that there are fox spirits on this mountain, but I don't believe anything, but today is the first time I've encountered this. However, the vixen doesn't seem to be very powerful, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Wang Sanpao laughed twice, which immediately eliminated the panic in people's hearts.
Li Suozi, who likes to joke the most, suddenly laughed evilly twice, and then asked the fat man: "I said fat brother, who is that big beauty who confused you just now, it can't be Teacher Xiaoyu, right?"