When I returned home from the production team, Tiangang's eyes were black, and the fat man threw out two boxes of big front doors and put them on the cabinet cover, then took out a piece of soap, violet, opened the wrapping paper, and sprayed incense.

Stuff the soap into the plastic box and place it on the stool along with the newly bought basin, and the toothpaste and toothbrush are neatly placed on the lid of the cabinet, and a glass is placed, and the tea is brewed in the potbelly teapot, and the cup is poured first.

As soon as the formation was set up, and after drinking two sips of tea, there was movement in the outhouse, and the sister-in-law led a few little daughters-in-law to visit the door.

The fat man was not lazy, and he knew that you would come, so he hurriedly picked up the broom and pulled a few strokes on the kang: "Sit down, Qiqi, quickly bring cigarettes to the guests." ”

Kiki farts holding a large box of large front doors, one by one, and then striking matches and lighting cigarettes, children are willing to do this job, can play with fire and reflect the value of their existence.

"Big front door, fat man, you can do it, you actually smoke well." Bigfoot sat on the kang with two plates of big plates, and the small cigarette rolled up, spraying clouds and spitting fog.

"Hehe, it's not expensive, two cents and five or four catties of peaches are enough."

At that time, there were relatively few types of cigarettes, and the cheapest one was only eight cents a box, and the big front door was relatively high-grade.

The daughter-in-law of the second pillar snorted: "It's so fragrant." But it didn't say it was a cigarette, and quickly turned to the stool and held up the plastic soap box, which contained a purple oval soap bar.

The other women also came up and sniffed one by one, and the daughter-in-law of the pillar shouted: "No wonder you are so white, fat man, how much did you buy it?" ”

Surrounded by a group of old ladies, the fat man was a little uncomfortable, but for the sake of development, he should show up: "This is not expensive, six catties of peaches are almost the same." ”

Gradually, the women began to stop talking, and their eyes wandered around the fat man's house, and there were things they wanted to buy but were afraid to ask.

This is what the fat man wants, and the change in thinking is the most difficult, just like feeding a child, he must go through the labor pains of childbirth.

was thinking about Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, so he listened to the voice of the pillar daughter-in-law's mother, ran to the side of the cabinet cover, picked up their child from the stool, and slapped him twice on the buttocks.

The snot baby who was wearing a hood was the most honest, not only did not cry, but also held up the things in his hand and grinned: "Cool breeze sugar, it's just not sweet." ”

When the fat man looked at it, there was a black line in his head, which turned out to be the newly bought sports brand toothpaste.

"Here's the toothpaste for brushing your teeth, Kiki, it's time for you to brush your teeth." ”

Qiqi bared two rows of small white teeth, brushed and rubbed, foaming at the mouth, and the women were stunned.

"Learn to go." The fat man pointed with his hand, and the little Lori sat on the kang table, the red candle was hung high, the tiles were bright, and she took out an iron stationery box, a pencil, and a grid book, and started to do arithmetic problems.

The snot baby saw that there were pictures printed on the stationery box, and a monkey-faced guy hit a woman with a stick, and he couldn't say anything.

"It's not expensive, this stationery box is also a matter of five or six catties of peaches. And this one, you can buy three peaches for a pound. ”

The old ladies were a little dizzy when they heard it, and they chirped: "The children in the city are smart, and they can write and calculate how big the baby is." ”

"Fatty, why did you Peaches today?" Bigfoot has long heard the fat man's voice.

"Hehe, these things can still be bought when you sell peaches." The fat man's fox tail is finally revealed.

"How can you have time to talk nonsense!" A snort came in from the outhouse, and then a swarthy man came in, stretched out his arm, sandwiched the snot baby on the table in his armpit, and then shouted at his daughter-in-law: "I know every day, the pigs at home haven't been fed yet, believe it or not, I cut you!" ”

After speaking, he took off the cloth shoes on his feet and slapped his daughter-in-law's ass twice.

Erzhuzi's daughter-in-law is not a fuel-efficient lamp: "You bastard, you know how to beat your wife and get angry, I'm not alive, my God-"

The voice is subdued and abrupt, and the aftermath is endless, very bold.

The women hurriedly persuaded the fight, and when the fat man saw that there was a fight in his own house, he couldn't help but feel a little angry in his heart: Look at my fat man's honesty?

So he pulled Erzhu's arm: "Second brother, sit down and drink a cup of tea to dissipate your anger." ”

Erzhuzi is usually a little muddy, or he can't go to the fat man's house to train his daughter-in-law, as the old saying goes, teach his son in front of him and teach his wife behind his back, he makes it quite screwed.

Seeing that the fat man was not pleasing to the eye, he was willing to put him aside, shook the fat man's arm hard, and was ready to throw off the agent and leave.

Unexpectedly, the fat man's hands were like vices, and he didn't move. The fire in Erzhuzi's heart came up, and he threw the snot baby to the ground, and scratched it with his other hand.

He is five big and three thick, a head taller than the fat man, and he usually breaks his wrists in the tunzi or something, and he has never served anyone.

The fat man smiled on his face: "Second brother, what are you polite to me, sit down." ”

As he spoke, he pressed the two pillars on the bench with one hand, as if he were pulling a chicken, and then handed over a cup of tea with the other.

Erzhuzi blushed and struggled for a long time, and he couldn't get rid of the claws of the fat man, so he suddenly sounded: "The smiling dead fat man in front of him once killed a big wild boar with a sickle." ”

Thinking of this stubble, Erzhuzi felt that his neck was cold, and his two arms involuntarily relaxed.

The smile on the fat man's face was even stronger, he stuffed the cup into Erzhuzi's hand, looked at his hand and neck with a circle of handprints, and couldn't bear it in his heart, and pulled out a big front door and handed it over.

After smoking a filter and drinking two cups of tea, the anger of the two pillars disappeared. Over there, the old ladies also coaxed the pillar daughter-in-law, and Qiqi asked the fat man for a pack of Jiang rice noodles to share with the snot baby, and the room was very harmonious.

"Second brother, how many peaches can you pick this year?" The fat man began to guide back to the point.

As soon as this was mentioned, Erzhu Zhiwu only came up with a sentence for a long time: "It's not much, it's still for the baby to eat." ”

"Dad, I don't eat peaches, I want to eat Jiangmi noodles." The snot baby is very unkind to give his dad a long face.

Erzhuzi was about to slap again, but after glancing at the fat man, he still held back: "Go home and go home, it's so late, it's time for the fat brother to rest." ”

After speaking, he led his wife and the child to go out. The snot baby kicked her calves hard, and looked at the paper bag on the table with her eyes in a very angry manner.

Rushing up is not a business, and the fat man is no longer discouraged, and when someone else counts the money, don't you see your eyes? Sometimes, you have to teach people with facts.

Bigfoot and the sister-in-law also went home separately, and there were only two people left in the house. Qiqi stretched out his hand to the fat man: "Strange uncle, take candy, tell me to do my homework and brush my teeth or something, advertise for you, you can't use it in vain." ”

"Don't eat candy before going to bed, believe it or not, I'll cut you!" The fat man took off his shoes, held the soles of his shoes, jumped on one leg, and moved to the side of the kang, and the fat on his face fanned out, which was very funny.

Little Lori picked up the broom pimple and fought with the fat man for 300 rounds, and the cheerful laughter came from the dilapidated house and floated far away.

When Kiki fell asleep, the fat man took out the box and made a routine inspection. The dozen or so fruit trees in it are alive and growing well, and the strangest thing is that there are many green seedlings growing on the ground, a hundred and eighty.

The fat man couldn't help but wonder: I didn't sprinkle seeds in it.

Finally, I suddenly remembered: When I was digging ginseng, I seemed to throw all the ginseng fruits into it, and then I didn't look at the shadows, so it couldn't be that they sprouted, right?