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Chapter 765: The Troubles of Celebrities

After cleaning up the Qingshan Annex, the fat man's days became leisurely again, and he basically followed the tour group all day long. Although the number of tourists has decreased since the start of the school year, the daily flow of visitors is still around 100. The fat man follows the mountains and rivers all day long, and he is also very happy.

Unconsciously, the day of the International Symposium on the Seven Star Dragons presided over by Professor Gu is approaching, and Gushantun once again ushers in a peak season for tourism.

In addition to the Chinese media, dozens of foreign journalists also came, adding up to more than 100 members of the news team.

Ye Ying saw the business opportunity again, and discussed with the fat man: "These people who attend the meeting, should the fee standard be higher?"

The fat man clicked his eyes for a long time: "The normal charge is also done, the money is not earned in a day, let's not mess up the set of charges and price increases." However, of course, the fee standard for living in the Castle Peak Annex, hehe, whether it is a reporter or an expert who participates in the meeting, who cares about the money, will arrange it to the Castle Peak Annex. ”

Ye Ying basically understood: This is one country, two systems, the fat brother said it well, and the attack is even darker.

The two of them were discussing at home, and they heard someone shouting outside: "Fat brother is not at home, I came to see you again!"

The fat man went out of the house to take a look, and saw that Yuan Jie was hugging them with stupid ones, followed by two stunned reporters. The fat man patted his head in annoyance: "Another one to eat and drink for nothing, do you want to see me, or do you want to see the dinosaurs coming?"

Yuan Jie had a bright smile on his face: "Let's take a look at you first, and then take a look at what the dinosaur looks like by the way, fat brother, can you give us some inside information first?"

Let the three of them into the house, Yuan Jiele ran to the fat man's house first, and looked at Huang Doudou and Huang Yuanyuan: "My eldest nephew and eldest niece are getting fatter and fatter as they grow, come, this is a gift that my uncle bought for you." ”

"Hehe, it's not easy, let's see what kind of gift. The fat man saw Yuan Ming's blood, and hurriedly came over and tore open the packaging of the box, which turned out to be a pair of pacifiers.

"Fat brother, when the child quits breastfeeding, he will just hold this in his mouth every day. It is imported from a foreign country and is said to be the most advanced pacifier in the world, and there is a milky aroma in the mouth when you bite into it. Yuan Jie smiled and explained the extraordinary nature of the pacifier.

The fat man grabbed the back of his head, took out one and put it in his mouth, took it out after a few clicks, and stuffed it directly into the stupid mouth next to him: "You kid is talking nonsense, what a milky smell, a rubber smell." ”

Everyone laughed, clumsy mouth biting your pacifier, probably felt quite fresh, squeaked, this time the fat bear was greedy, come and grab it, the fat man hurriedly handed the other one to it. Who knew that this guy would chew two bites and swallow it in his stomach.

The fat man hurriedly opened its big mouth and pulled out the pacifier from his tongue: "Eat everything-Yuan Jie, you kid isn't hurting us, this thing can't be digested until you eat it." ”

While talking and laughing, Qiqi came back from school and asked as soon as they met, "Uncle Yuan, what gift did you bring me this time?"

The fat man was happy, and it was really a group, so he said with a smile: "The dinosaur Qiqi knows best, and it is the two little dinosaurs she attracted." ”

Yuan Jie grabbed the back of his head and suddenly snatched the pacifier from Benben's mouth: "Of course I brought it, but I asked Benben to snatch it first." ”

Qiqi's eyes widened: "Uncle Yuan, I'm all in school, and I'm still biting this?"

"Hehe, it's popular now, and even college students bite their pacifiers to listen to lectures. "Yuan Jie is still dealing with her.

Qiqi snorted and went to do his homework, Yuan Jie had no choice but to promise a lot of delicious food, and finally even stupid and Maomao were counted, and Qiqi was interviewed.

The fat man also became a guest once, and he had a good time, and after recording the show, Yuan Jie drove Qiqi to fulfill his promise, and they were stupid and had to squeeze into the car. Yuan Jie looked at the fat man, and was so frightened that he quickly ran away.

After a while, the car returned from the township. Stupid and furious, they have been waiting at the gate for a long time, hula and surround them. Yuan Jie opened the trunk, Mao Mao was fast, and poured bags of things out, and they happily hugged them into the house.

"This bucket is for lube-" Yuan Jie pulled the fat fat and snatched back the oil drum in his hand, presumably this guy used it as a drink barrel.

The fat man stood outside the gate and watched the excitement, and when he saw Yuan Jie's sad face, he wanted to laugh: "You just steal the fun, such valuable news, if you change it to someone else, you have to ask for a thousand yuan for anything!"

I was really hit by the fat man, and I saw many reporters running around the village with cameras, and asked about dinosaurs when they caught people. When the fat man saw that there were two reporters holding banknotes and shaking in front of the little snot baby, he couldn't help but move, and hurriedly ran out of the house.

When I passed by the mountain goods store, I saw a large circle of people outside, with more than a dozen cameras, and the fat man stood in the distance and began to search. I saw Zhang Haifeng comparing and drawing in the vernacular: "Everyone, everyone is here today, I saw that this old gentleman is not named Master Liu, it is he who witnessed the Seven Star Dragon with his own eyes, and then reported it to our country, and then we warmly welcome Master Liu to introduce the situation to us at that time." ”

Everyone applauded, and Master Liu sat there as steady as Mount Tai, looking like an old god: "This is exclusive news, and I can't spread it in public." ”

The reporters were as anxious as monkeys, and their hearts were itching. Zhang Haifeng hurriedly went down and muttered to the reporters for a while, and finally collected 200 yuan per person, and then Master Liu began to speak: "The dinosaur we found here is called the Seven Star Dragon, why is it called this name, or I gave it, when I saw the dinosaur for the first time, I saw that it stepped on the seven stars, its head was like a wheat bucket, and its eyes were like flashlights, and it was walking on the waves on the water......

"It can't be so mysterious, right?" What kind of characters are the reporters, one is better than the other, and I feel a little fooled: don't go to a small mountain village and call the two old hats to fool you, right?

Master Liu looked at everyone's eyes, and knew that it was not good, he was the best at observing words and feelings, and hurriedly changed his tone: "The one just now is for those who don't spend money, and everyone gave a benefit fee, of course I have to tell the truth - fatty, why are you here, haha, introduce to everyone, this is the branch secretary of our village, and it was the two of us who discovered the seven-star dragon at that time, please give everyone a detailed introduction, applaud and welcome." ”

"Pull it down—" The fat man put his hand in his pocket, then took out a wad of banknotes and handed them back one by one: "Don't listen to his nonsense, if you want to inquire about the news, go to the expedition team; ”

Master Liu and Zhang Haifeng were so anxious that they stomped their feet, seeing that the money in their hands flew again, but they also knew the fat man's temper, so they didn't dare to squeak.

The reporters couldn't hide the disappointment on their faces, they didn't care about spending some money, mainly because they couldn't dig up the news.

As soon as everyone was about to disperse, they saw another group of people running in the distance, and they shouted: "It's this fat man, he was interviewed on Sohu just now, catch him, don't tell him to run——"

The fat man scratches the back of his head: Why does it sound like catching a thief?

After being stunned for a moment, Hula was surrounded, and several microphones reached in front of his mouth: "Comrade Fat Man, could you please introduce the situation at that time?"

"Can you describe the specific characteristics of the Seven Star Dragons for us-"

"I'd like to have an exclusive interview with you—"

The fat man also felt a little dizzy in his head, and felt as if he was one size bigger again: "I was interviewed by Sohu just now, and everything I should have said has been explained-" A layer of white sweat appeared on the fat man's head: Why did it seem to be wrong.

Master Liu came back to his strength and poked Zhang Haifeng, who immediately raised his arms: "Our fat people do not accept group interviews, if you want to interview alone, let's contact again, thank you media friends." ”

After speaking, with Master Liu, one left and one right, he ran with the fat man, the fat man threw the two of them, and ran to the village committee, and the reporters raised their guns and cannons, and chased after them, at the speed of the fat man, they didn't throw it off.

Soon, the fat man's voice came from the loudspeaker: "I am Huang Liang, the village party secretary of Gushantun, and I welcome all kinds of media to come to our backing." As a matter of fact, no one else in our village has ever seen the Seven Star Dragons, so there is no need to interview them about dinosaurs. Also, all the villagers should pay attention, no one is allowed to take this opportunity to do some messy things, deceive the media, once it happens, deal with it seriously!"

Kiki was eating potato chips with the clumsy ones at home, and the little one giggled when he heard the announcement. Yuan Jie put on a bitter gourd face: "Qiqi, do you count this as eating and taking cards, taking the opportunity to extort?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a group of people pouring in outside, mixed with a few foreigners, so frightened that the fat bear hurriedly ran away with a tube of potato chips.

"Yes, it's this little girl, who was interviewed by Sohu just now. Soon someone recognized Kiki and immediately set up all kinds of guns.

Old man Wu and the fat old man saw this posture, and hurriedly walked out, Mao Mao They have always liked to join in the fun, and they were also scared enough by this noisy guy, and climbed out of the window directly.

"The big dinosaur is here—" I don't know who shouted outside, and the reporters immediately ran out, only to see a thick and long tail exposed at the door of the warehouse, so they hurriedly took pictures.

Kiki squeezed out of the crack in the door, scattered the duck and ran: good fellow, it can eat people, it's terrifying.

After the fat man finished broadcasting the notice, he went out to take a look, and a group of reporters outside were blocked, and he scratched the back of his head: "I still have to go home for dinner——"

Now the fat man regrets it a little: it's better to ask Master Liu to fool them, it's okay to be free, just listen to the commentary.

Finally returned to the door of the house, and saw that the yard was full of people, and the fat man was just about to change his position, when he heard the noise inside that there were dinosaurs in the warehouse, he hurriedly rushed into the crowd, got into the warehouse, and then came out with the big head of the black eyebrows: "Everyone, this is my big snake-"

Hula, the crowd immediately dispersed to both sides, such a big snake, it was really scary. At this moment, I heard a shout from outside the courtyard: "Oh no, the tiger is coming down the mountain-"

Then, a tiger roar came, and the reporters came to the gate to take a look, only to see a big tiger swaying over, and immediately scattered in fright, and a few wanted to enter the house, but found that the door had been plugged in from the inside, and jumped over the wall and fled.

In the blink of an eye, the people ran away, and then they saw Qiqi leading Weiwei back, and the little guy also touched his chest with his hand: "Oh mom, the reporter is fiercer than the tiger-"