In the imperial capital, above the heavenly court, the emperor of heaven took a sip of the teacup with a dry mouth, immediately stuck out his tongue, and said angrily: "Which kind of tea is this that doesn't open your eyes?" Don't you know how to try the temperature before serving? ”

"You're murdering me?" The Queen of Heaven sat beside the Emperor with a look of grievance, pitiful.

"Tintin, how come? I said, how can the temperature of this tea be so perfect? Never had such a good tea! The Emperor of Heaven was dry, and his face was so hot that his face was red.

"The concubine personally tastes the tea for His Majesty every time." Taiyin stood behind the Emperor of Heaven and said insinuatingly.

The Emperor of Heaven suddenly had two big heads, saying that three women were in one play, but there were only two in front of him, and it was already a mess.

The Queen of Heaven glared at this blatant junior viciously, twisted the Emperor of Heaven hard, and sneered: "Which of the two of us has good craftsmanship?" ”

The Emperor of Heaven suddenly turned purple in pain, and for the sake of the poor little fresh meat, he had to offend Taiyin at this time, so he had to say against his will: "Although Taiyin's tea art is good, it is not as creative as the queen of heaven." ”

"That's pretty much it!" The queen of heaven smiled happily, and rubbed the position of the emperor's clothes that had been wrinkled, and the emperor of pain inhaled the cool air.

"You're still tender." The queen of heaven looked at Taiyin proudly and added.

"Yes, sister, so every time I taste tea, I feel hot, I vomit it back, and I will serve it when it is cold."

The Heavenly Emperor's face suddenly turned blue......

"What kind of person, trespassing on the heavenly court!" How loud the voice of the giant spirit god was, it scared the Emperor of Heaven.

"Forced, I'll protest!"

When the Emperor heard this, he saw a guy dressed in a coarse white robe, barefoot, with a circle of olive branches on his unkempt hair, and carrying a wooden shelf behind his back.

"How many times have I told you, it's Your Majesty, four sounds." The Heavenly Emperor rubbed his forehead helplessly.

"Okay, force it down, I'll protest."

"Well, you say, what are you protesting again?" The Emperor of Heaven pinched his nose with his hand, looking at this guy who never washed his feet and didn't wear shoes, although the barefoot immortal was barefoot, he did pedicures every day and made masks for his feet.

"I will defend my position as the supreme god!" The barefoot guy protested loudly.

The Heavenly Emperor looked around, pointed at the Giant Spirit God and said, "You squat." ”

"Forced, I mean, I'm the supreme god!" The barefoot guy's voice rose an octave.

"Alright, Djinn God, you get down." The Emperor of Heaven was helpless.

The barefoot guy was satisfied and turned away.

"Your Majesty, may I get up?" The giant spirit god pouted his big ass on the ground and asked cautiously.

"Get up, get up, and ignore that funny guy."

At this moment, Yang Jian walked in, bowed to the Emperor of Heaven, and said, "Your Majesty, a group of guys claiming to be Greek gods have come to the Imperial Capital, protesting that there is no theocracy of free union in the Heavenly Realm, and they are marching naked. ”

The Emperor of Heaven was furious and took the case: "What kind of system, the world is declining, and morality is declining!" Male or female? ”

Yang Jian glanced at the queen of heaven and hesitated: "They are all men, but there are a few people with excellent busts and hips." ”

The Emperor of Heaven said angrily: "You are a dignified royal with a dog guard, can't you do this little thing?" The men are all arrested, the door is closed, and the dog is let go! Female, oh no, those who have an excellent bust and hip circumference, bring in the chief of the Department of Journalism, Mao Suwei, kiss ****, oh no, personally take pictures of criminal evidence. ”

"Puqing or HD?" Yang Jian understood.

"Nonsense, such important evidence of a crime, of course, is ultra-clear! Go and borrow the astronomical camera from Xibei College. The Emperor of Heaven made a decision on the spot.

Yang Jian took the order and left.

"Your Majesty, Yang Jian is a product, Taiyin's little fox spirit, as a secretary, is actually a product, how many products am I?" The queen asked.

"Honey, you're the best."

The queen of heaven snuggled sweetly beside the emperor, expressing her satisfaction.

"Your Majesty, there is a group of people who demonstrate in the imperial capital, saying that they are the only gods, and asking the heavenly court to recognize their status as the only gods." King Tota strode in.

"Well, promise them that they are the only God." The Emperor of Heaven made a decision without thinking about it.

"Then we ......" The Heavenly King was a little speechless.

"You are gods, and you enjoy the treatment of civil servants with five insurances and one housing fund, which is much more than them."

"Understood, Your Majesty." The King walked out satisfied.

"Forced, I protest, our working hours are unscientific." A bearded guy with a huge horn on his head shouted as he walked in.

"Satan, how many times have I told you, straighten your tongue before you speak." The Emperor was speechless.

"Okay, force it down." Satan is a good boy and immediately admits his mistake and continues, "We don't work reasonable hours. ”

"You people who engage in pyramid schemes, 8 in the morning and 5 in the morning, weekends and weekends, sign devil contracts with people or something, you are going to die easily, what are you not satisfied with?" The Emperor scratches the table.

"I think that our working hours are too long, which is not scientific and will affect our work efficiency." Satan is righteous.

"That's it......" The Emperor tapped his fingers on the table, thought for a moment, and said, "How about five in the morning and eight in the evening?" Everything else remains the same. ”

Satan shook his head and thought for a long time, then stretched out his thumb and exclaimed, "Science! ”

Seeing off the satisfied Satan, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly walked in, bowed and said, "Your Majesty! ”

"What's wrong again! The monkeys in Huaguo Mountain want to be independent again? The Heavenly Emperor asked impatiently.

"Not really, since the establishment of the Monkey Paradise, the monkeys have settled down a lot. But Your Majesty, there's news from the front of the Heavenly Realm. ”

"Oh?" The Emperor of Heaven finally came to his senses, sat up straight, and looked at this monkey negotiator, this time he finally had nothing to do with the monkey.

"In the Heavenly Demon War a thousand years ago, the surviving Da Luo Jin Immortal Yu Xizhen returned to the heavenly realm with the fairy Wang Xiaofei, and the noble man was picked up by the King of Jizo, and Liuhe was waiting outside." Too platinum star to be concise.

"The movement of the Buddha is fast, hehe, please ask the gods to move Liuhe!" The Emperor waved his hand, and Tai Bai Xing retreated.

"See the Queen of Heaven, see Your Majesty, see Taiyin Niangniang." When the six-in-one comes in, it will not leak.

"It's still sweet with a six-mouthed mouth." The queen of heaven expressed her satisfaction with Liuhe putting herself in the first place.

"Aiqing is flat." The Emperor of Heaven admired the overall situation of Liuhe very much.

"Liuhe has worked hard." Taiyin threw a wink, looked at Liuhe with a smile, and decided to add some business trip subsidies to Liuhe afterwards.

"Your Majesty, after verification by subordinates and nobles, the ancient demon incident is faintly instigated by the demons, but the demons have no plans to start a war with the heavenly realm. The demon clan has opened the mound and sent the demon disciples and the disciples of the heavenly realm into the mound, but it is a pity that the disciples of the heavenly realm who returned with their subordinates have been abolished, and they cannot be restored in a short time, and there is no hope of promotion. ”

"How's it going over there with the demons?" This is the most important issue of the Emperor of Heaven. 71