"Stupid, you think I'm stupid, I can't hurt if I pinch myself with such a force!" The netizen who pinched others said disappreciably. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The netizen who was pinched was speechless angrily, and wanted to wave his hand to punch the netizen who pinched people, but thinking about Zhou Gongzi, who was hanging in the air just now, was afraid that the formation threw himself into the air without asking the reason, and finally timidly let go of the netizen who pinched people.

Hundreds of netizens in the courtyard are talking about it, and the scene is like hundreds of sparrows chirping in your ears, and like splashing water in a hot oil pan, buzzing and screaming of excitement everywhere. Cai Bi is very satisfied with the fan effect he has created, he crosses his hands and arms and enjoys the feeling of being in the spotlight at this moment with a charming smile, I really can't stand these fanatical netizens, so I quickly stood up to maintain order, and used the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Technique to say:" Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you are very excited now, but don't forget the purpose of your coming, no matter what Anchor Cai was before, what kind of ability he has, now he is just an ordinary friend of yours, I hope you can also treat him with a normal heart in the future, please taste the barbecue provided by Anchor Cai to everyone, the grill is on the left side of the yard, the grill is on the right side of the yard, the marinated meat products and vegetables are in the middle of the yard, please line up in an orderly manner to take away the self-service barbecue. ”

Suddenly, the venue fell silent, and netizens looked at the cakes with adoring eyes, and at the same time, they gathered in groups to entertain themselves in an orderly manner according to my instructions, and under the guidance of the hospitality staff.

I wiped a handful of cold sweat from my head, patted my thumping little heart, and said with palpitations: "This day is too exciting, the unreliable vegetable cake announced his identity without consulting everyone, so I was not mentally prepared at all." ”

"Actually, it's okay, in the past, hiding and letting everyone speculate will give rise to a lot of incidents. Old man Zhou came over and agreed very much with the method of vegetable cakes.

"Did you see those guys over there?" I pointed in the direction of Liao Canglan, her grandfather, Yan Gongzi and the rest of them.

Old Man Zhou glanced at it and swiped it and said, "I know the purpose of their coming, they all want to win us over to serve them, these people, they don't weigh how many catties and taels they have, and they want the God Lord of the First Realm to serve themselves, it's too wishful thinking." ”

When Old Man Zhou said this, my heart relaxed, I deliberately glanced at him, and joked to him: "Grandpa Zhou, you are indeed heavier than any of them in such a big lump, look at how many catties and taels I have?"

Old Man Zhou was in a good mood and knew that I was joking with you, and he also deliberately walked around me, with a smile in the corner of his eyes, and deliberately said with a straight face: "You look like flesh and blood, and you are only three pounds and three taels." ”

I rolled my eyes and wanted to fool Old Man Zhou to take out his share of dragon meat and share it with me, I said, "Grandpa Zhou, quickly contribute your piece of dragon meat, I will eat it as heavy as you." ”

"Do you think I'm stupid? I'm going to keep that piece of dragon meat and eat it myself when no one is around, and none of you should beat my idea, but you should contribute your own piece of dragon meat for everyone to taste. Old Man Zhou was taken aback by my words, and hurriedly covered his storage bag, for fear that I would rob it.

"What scares you, look at your stinginess. I pouted and said unhappily.

I looked around and came up with a good idea, I approached Old Man Zhou and lowered his head, and said to him mysteriously: "Today's apprentice of Caibao has come over, I see that his apprentice is also a full foodie, why don't we pry him to take care of Caibi, and then ask for a few pieces of dragon meat, I will roast it for you to eat." ”

"When? How come I don't know?" When Mr. Zhou heard my words, he was shocked and couldn't help but shout.

I looked at Old Man Zhou suspiciously: "Why are you afraid of his apprentice?"

"Why aren't you afraid, when he was in the God Realm, his apprentice was a master who didn't meet the gods and killed the gods, and he didn't listen to anyone except the words of the god master, and I didn't dare to approach that person. Old Man Zhou shook his head in a panic.

I deliberately didn't tell Old Man Zhou that this apprentice was not an apprentice who was collected in the Divine Realm, so I held back a smile and asked Old Man Zhou seriously: "Grandpa Zhou, you are so kind, and a warm-hearted person has also been repaired by him?"

Old Man Zhou's eyes flickered, and he didn't dare to look directly at me and said, "No, how can a law-abiding person like me have anything to do with him." ”

As soon as I saw Old Man Zhou's demeanor, I understood that Old Man Zhou had not only seen the apprentice of the God Realm of the vegetable cakes, but also repaired it by him, so I deliberately pretended not to know and said: "Oh, so that's the case, I think he must have never seen you either, this time I just took this opportunity for you to get acquainted with him and return to the God Realm after getting acquainted with him, you can have a shelter." ”

"No, no, I'm used to being alone, and I don't want to hitchhike on someone else's bike. Old Man Zhou said as he ran to the villa in a panic.

It happened that Sanjie was holding a roast rabbit leg in his hand and walking out of the villa while eating. The two of you go to the left and I go to the left, you flash to the right and I flash to the right, and they bumped into each other all of a sudden. "Fate!" I followed behind Mr. Zhou and watched the excitement.

"What's the matter with you? I've already made way for you, why are you still hitting me?" Old Man Zhou was unhappy by what I said, and he had nowhere to be angry and sent it directly to Sanjie's body.

Sanjie held the rabbit leg in one hand, and wanted to help the old man Zhou with a fat in the other, with a piece of meat in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Old man, I obviously made way for you just now, and you bumped into me first." "After saying the three precepts, I also asked me to testify to him.

My eyes rolled and I thought of a way to ask for dragon meat, I set up a set for Sanjie and pretended to be very righteous and said to him: "I really can't help you talk about this question, I was a step late just now and only saw you knock Grandpa Zhou down, but I didn't see how the two of you knocked down together." ”

Old man Zhou is a fine person, as soon as he heard my words, he knew that I was holding back, he sat on the ground very cooperatively and refused to get up, covering his waist for a while, and pressing his legs for a while and shouting: "It's over, it's over, my bones are broken." ”

With an expression of help and not help, I scolded Sanjie and said: "Sanjie, I didn't say you, you see that you are so old and a few years old, why are you so reckless?