introduction

Everyone who knows the four members of the Ye family thinks that this is an ordinary family.

Parent Ye's father is a university teacher, there are no peaches and plums all over the world, but as soon as he graduates, he will be forgotten by others, and others thank his teacher for not remembering him when he was young.

The female elder Ye's mother is a housewife, and she uses her husband's salary of not much or very little to manage the family's livelihood.

has a youngest son, Ye Feng, who is studying in an ordinary university, and he is not very handsome, but he is definitely handsome.

There is also an eldest daughter, Ye Shuang, who has just worked for two years...... Except for his temperament and personality, which is slightly like his son, there are no big shortcomings.

A family of four is harmonious and ordinary, the parents have had a common quarrel between ordinary couples, but they have never done anything, and the younger son has a normal rebellious period in middle school, but it is not cynical. The eldest daughter secretly talked about a little love in the ivory tower, but it ended gloomily because of the empathy of her first boyfriend......

From the above unremarkable examples, it can be seen that the Ye family is really an ordinary small citizen, and almost no one will associate their family with any special event.

But on this day, there was an earth-shattering scream from the Ye family......

Enthusiastic neighbors rushed to the scene within a minute, knocking on the door vigorously and shouting in an attempt to watch the gossip scene for the first time: "Old Ye, Teacher Ye, what's wrong? Do you want to help, you ......?"

Three minutes later, Dad Ye, who had an ugly face, finally opened the door of his house, quickly dodged to block the door and then closed the door with his hand, blocking the curious probes of the neighbors, and the corners of his mouth pulled for a long time, and finally pulled out a stiff smile: "No, it's okay." ”

"It's really okay?!" The neighbors were very concerned: "Old Ye, your face is not very good." ”

“…… Just now my lover was watching a horror movie and was scared. Father Ye's eyes drifted away with a weak heart: "I...... I was scared by her screaming. ”

“……”

No, it's like this, watching horror movies in broad daylight...... Having said that, Mama Ye's mentality is very young, and she is almost 50 years old and still likes the exciting taste of young people.

The neighbors were collectively silent, although they wanted to torture Dad Ye to honestly explain what happened, but this kind of thing can only be thought about.

"That'...... If it's really okay, we'll go back?!" Regretting that they couldn't know what happened at the first time, the neighbors reluctantly said goodbye to Dad Ye.

Dad Ye thanked the neighbors for their kindness one by one, and after the people at the door finally left, he stood for another three minutes to make sure that there was no one left to peep, and then he opened the door and went home quickly, so fast that it almost reached the teleportation level, so that people didn't even have a chance to get a glimpse of the situation in the house.

In the living room of the Ye family, Little Brother Ye was standing on the edge of the sofa with a sleepwalking face, while Mother Ye worriedly greeted Father Ye, who had just entered the door: "Old Ye, no one has found out?!"

"No ......" Dad Ye glanced at the handsome guy with a painful face lying on the sofa behind Mother Ye, and looked like he wanted to cry: "But our family is ...... frosty"

"My sister...... Isn't it, my brother?!" Brother Ye's whole person was ethereal, his upper body was lying on the sofa softly, and the focus of his eyes was a little inaccurate, looking at the man on the sofa who still couldn't stop even if he was unconscious, and his paws unconsciously wanted to poke into the person's chest: "What the hell is going on?!"

With a "snap", Mama Ye rushed over and angrily slapped Little Brother Ye's claws, in exchange for the latter howling in pain.

Mother Ye glared at Little Brother Ye, ignoring his aggrieved appearance, and shouted a lesson: "A girl's breasts can be touched by a man casually?!

Little Brother Ye was about to cry, and finally came back to his senses and pointed to the man on the sofa and shouted: "This is a girl?!"

Look at the breasts, look at the face, look at the pants...... Cough!

In short, no matter how heroic and generous his sister was in the first twenty-four years, at least the characteristics that women should have are still there, and small breasts are also breasts.

How is it like now?!

Anyway, no matter how you look at it, the one lying on the sofa is a real man from the inside out.

was robbed of a sentence by Brother Ye, and the righteous and awe-inspiring Mother Ye turned her gaze to the man on the sofa with her fingers, and then instantly her expression collapsed and she wanted to cry again: "My frost ......"

Although the boys are also very good, although their family is not patriarchal or female-preference, but ...... But no matter who has raised a good girl for 24 years and suddenly becomes a son, this kind of thing is unacceptable to normal people, okay!

"Don't cry yet!"

Dad Ye finally exerted the majesty of his parents at this time, and stopped another round of miserable rain: "Find out what the hell is going on first!" He came out of the study when he heard the screams, except for knowing that his daughter had suddenly become a son, he couldn't figure out anything else.

Mother Ye glanced at Little Brother Ye with tears in her eyes, and then the two witnesses began to recall the scene of the incident together.

Mama Ye, who had a sad face, first provided her testimony: "I remember that Shuangshuang was in a trance when she came out of her room, probably ...... at that time."

"My sister is in a trance, she was under the dungeon of playing the game all night last night. Brother Ye interrupted the informant and retorted indignantly.

"She's playing games again?!" Dad Ye slapped the table and glared: "I said a long time ago, girls can't play games like this...... Ahem! No, now is not the time to talk about this!

Father Ye, who reacted a little crookedly, hurriedly pulled back the topic and continued to ask.

Little Brother Ye pursed his lips, and then added: "Later, my sister came out to pour water, and accidentally touched the jade kitten pendant on the table that you bought back yesterday, she was afraid that you would be angry and wanted to destroy the evidence, so she was about to secretly take it out and throw it away, but she just picked up the fragments and fainted without taking a few steps......

"Loser girl!!! That jade carving took me three months' salary to ...... Wait, that jade carving?!"

Dad Ye finally found a key point, and hurriedly grabbed his son and asked, "What about those fragments?!"

"Still, still on the ground?!" Brother Ye pointed at a random place, Dad Ye looked in the direction of his son's finger, and sure enough, the cat corpse that was broken into a few pieces on the ground was still on the scene.

Such a big thing has happened to her daughter, who cares about cleaning these things.

Dad Ye pounced on it with great dexterity and noticed the difference in this pile of debris at a glance.

When I bought it back yesterday, the jade quality of the jade carving was infiltrated by Yingze, and it was of the highest grade at first glance. But now, these fragments are like a layer of gray mist, like a bargain for ten dollars and three pieces on the floor.

…… It seems that the cause has been found.

Dad Ye's expression sank, and his eyes turned to his daughter on the sofa in a complicated manner...... No, it should probably be called son now.

Although the cause has been found, what the hell is going on?!