The class is long over. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info original three-day roll call has become a three-day one-point name. In addition to the school being responsible for the supervision of the class, it also makes daily rounds to check the situation. In the dormitory yard, there must be half of the guys who don't sleep at night and snore during the day. The school cafeteria had to be on fire overnight, leaving three people to wait. In the lower grades, those who do not seek to be motivated and do not compete are singing: this is the life that students should live!

The whole staff, from the canteen master, the clean-up, the doorman to the professor, the principal is looking forward to the early departure of these idle guys.

But now it's hard to find a job and make a living! It has been a hundred years since the founding of the Pear Blossom Dynasty. The official position classification has been counted from Taizu's division of Yanjing, and there have been seven grades and fourteen levels, which are now dozens of levels, and from one grade to three grades, which is a real high-ranking official and noble. Starting from the fourth grade, all the way to the sixth grade, it is divided up and down, and it is a selection and promotion. From the seventh grade to the deputy ninth grade that has just entered the stream, it is divided into the upper, middle and lower, no mistakes, promoted to one level in three years, and the salary is raised, and the promotion is another story. At the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, the days when there was a nine-rank official body after graduation have long been a myth and legend.

Nowadays, there are more graduates than dogs, or earth dogs, and if it is a purebred butterfly dog, it may be better if there is a certificate. The graduation paper of a second-level college like Jingxi is okay to fool the old man and the old lady in the countryside, but the paper that rubs the ass in Jingzhao Mansion is a little harder. It is in the locality, in order to deal with more and more students, all localities have specially made up a level that is not recognized by the imperial court, and it is made up from the ninth grade.

"Hello everyone, I'm Liao Hua. ”

"I am a graduate of the Koko Department of Jingxi University of Economics and Political Science"

The sofa raised his hand: "Second brother! Don't read the full name seriously. There is no one in Jingzhao Mansion who does not know that there are many hooligans in Jingxi College. Reciting the full name can give people a sense of impropriety. Deleted this sentence!"

The boss snorted, extremely dissatisfied with the fourth child's statement. However, he also said: "Jingxi School of Political Science and Economics is indeed not atmospheric. Second, you can say that, Jingzhao Gongguan University Jingxi Branch. ”

The third child bared his teeth: "Pull it down! If a serious Jingzhao official graduated from university, why would the second child bother to do this." ”

"Go on!"

Liao Hua: "I majored in policing, police equipment preparation, chaos control, dense crowd diversion, situation judgment, accurate and fast. ”

"Stop!", Rizen clapped his hands. "Second child, I know you have a high score in your major class. But have you ever thought about it, are you going to the two mansions to listen to the training and prepare to be appointed as the commander of the Nine Gates?"

The third man clicked twice: "It's a bit inappropriate, even if you have dragon slaying skills, do other dragons want you to slaughter it, then there may not be a discussion? This sentence has also been deleted!"

"I am a minor in shipping, and I can gaze at the stars in unknown places or in the vast sea. ”

The big fat man coughed several times on the sofa, and the brothers looked at him with displeasure. Wu Hou scolded: "If there is a fart, let it go!"

The sofa whispered: "My old man is running a business across the ocean." The second brother said that when it comes to positioning, he is either the captain or the first mate on the ship. Second brother, he has never even been to Tanggu Wharf, and he had cramps when he went back to Xiliang River to swim, but I saved him! Forget it! Delete it!"

Liao Hua was a little deflated. Although I dare not say that I have taken on the important task of saving all mankind and maintaining world peace, I don't think that the Admiral of the Nine Gates is a big official!

Richan also sighed, now the classes in the academy are all air-to-air. The practice is not at all, and there are two sentences and one sentence.

Hu Xu, a professor who teaches police administration, will write articles, publish papers, and publish books.

No, he just published a new paper: the discussion on the conversion of illegal villas along the Xiliang River into open prisons.

As a result, the old men of the Yamen of the General Administration of Public Security were disabled, but they crippled the developers who had just finished reporting the illegal construction. After seeing the newspaper that day, the developer boss seven vomited blood. Three days later, nine ran away. The remaining three were about to hang themselves on a lanyard at the entrance of Western Beijing College. Lao Hu was in class, and when he heard the report of the door guard, he panicked, and immediately led the students out to see, and when the three developers saw it, they immediately kicked down the high stool that stepped on the foot; unexpectedly, Lao Hu opened the book on the spot: without destroying the scene, the criminal scene will be inspected! Scores will be given on the spot, and all those who are found to have committed suicide will be given full marks! After the exam, the three developers completely lost their breath, and Lao Hu also discussed with his family whether he could hang up first, and then give the next class a chance to open an on-site inspection class after the incident. Preferential fares.

Unreliable teachers teach unreliable students.

The third child also scolded, obviously the school is in Tongcheng County, east of the capital, but it is called Jingxi College, how many freshmen have been deceived, thinking that they are out of the West Railway Station and going to the direction of Jingzhao Public University. In fact, get off at Tanggu Railway Station, and it is still the closest. Otherwise, the gangsters in Tanggu would all call Jingxi College Jingdong Guy!

The sofa asked, "Second brother, are you finished?"

Liao Hua said: "Also, I am loyal, respect the king and the law, punctual and trustworthy. Willing to work overtime. ”

Li Chan said, "Second child, we know you. But others don't know, you're talking nonsense!"

The sofa also said: "My father said, talent is an awl in a cloth bag, you have to be sharp, sharp and fast if you want to get out! ”

Wu Hou: Delete it too!

Half-loud and speechless!

The boss spoke: "Do you want to do it again?"

Sofa, Wu Hou: "Come again!"