"Mai, people can also fall asleep when they are particularly guilty. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Jiang Wenwen said.

Xiao Dai, the driver who drove the car, said:

"It's a rough road, I'll drive slower and try to keep you asleep."

"Thank you, Master Dai." Tian Limai said.

The driver, Xiao Dai, did drive the car slower. 田理麦 says:

"Master Dai, we have to rush to Huolongping before six o'clock."

The reason why Tian Limai said this was that when he contacted Jiang Jinping before, Jiang Jinping said that the second uncle and the third uncle arrived at about six o'clock, because when they set off, they went to the hospital to visit Lei Qianqian, which delayed the time.

"Mr. Tian, there is no problem, I promise to arrive before six o'clock." Driver Xiao Dai said.

Tian Limai didn't have a lunch break, and he was a little sleepy, but in order to let Jiang Wenwen fall asleep, Tian Limai talked to the driver Xiao Dai without a tart.

"Mr. Tian, I heard from my uncle that you have a lot of allusions and stories, can you tell me two?" Driver Xiao Dai said.

Tian Limai said with a smile:

"Master Dai, don't listen to your uncle's nonsense, he is an example for us to learn, and he has a lot of knowledge in his head."

"Mr. Tian, I have also seen my uncle's erudition, as if he knows everything. However, my uncle said that he also admires you very much, it was okay just now anyway, please tell Mr. Tian one or two to listen?! The driver, Xiao Dai, said again, as if there was a hint of pleading in his tone.

Tian Limai was begged by the driver Xiao Dai, so he said:

"Master Dai, Wenwen was going to sleep for a while just now, if I talk loudly, I'm afraid of waking her up, how about I talk later?"

Tian Limai said this, and the driver Xiao Dai had nothing to say, because the driver Xiao Dai also knew that Jiang Wenwen was the chairman, and his uncle Dai Zong's work could be said to be all from her hands, although there was a bidding procedure.

"Okay, Mr. Tian, I'll talk about it later." The driver, Xiao Dai, agreed.

didn't think about it, but Jiang Wenwen said at this time:

"Mai, tell Master Xiao Dai, this road is uneven, the car is very bumpy, I just close my eyes to recuperate, where can I sleep?"

Tian Limai glanced at Jiang Wenwen sideways, stroked the back of Jiang Wenwen's right hand with his hand, and then said:

"Wenwen, since you're not asleep, I'll tell you a few classical stories, right?! The first thing I will tell is the legend that 'the human heart is not enough and the snake swallows the elephant'. ”

"Wait, Mai, why are you telling this allusion?" Jiang Wenwen asked with her eyes closed.

"Wenwen, after I talk about it, you will know." Tian Limai replied.

Jiang Wenwen didn't say anything anymore, and Tian Limai spoke.

"The human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant" is a metaphor for people's greed and ignorance of satisfaction, and they will be victimized by their own desires.

This sentence originally evolved from the allusion of "The Snake Swallows the Elephant" in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", but people believe more in such a legend:

During the reign of Song Renzong, in a village in Shenze, there were two mothers and sons, the mother was old and sick, and the son was called Wang Yu, who was in his thirties, did not please his wife, and made a living by selling firewood and grass.

One day, Wang Yu went to the woods in the north of the village to collect firewood, and found a spotted snake more than seven inches long in the grass, covered in wounds and unable to move. After a while, the snake woke up and nodded at Wang Yu to express his gratitude, so Wang Yu took the spotted snake home.

Since then, the mother and son have been carefully cared for, the snake wound has gradually healed, the snake has grown up, and always seems to talk to them, which adds a lot of fun to the monotonous and lonely life of the mother and son.

One day, the little snake felt stuffy in the room, so he crawled into the yard to bask in the sun. The baby snake became thick and long after being exposed to the sun, which was seen by the mother.

The mother did not expect that the little snake would become so thick and long that she was so frightened that she screamed and fainted.

When the king returned, the serpent had returned to the house, and had regained its original form, and said anxiously:

"I lost my mind today, and my mother was frightened and fainted, but don't be afraid, you quickly take three small skins from me, get some weeds, put them in a pot and boil them into soup, and let my mother drink it."

Wang Yu said: "No, that will hurt your body, I better think of another way!" ”

The spotted snake urged several times, and Wang Yu had no choice but to do so with tears.

After the mother drank the soup, she quickly woke up, and the mother and son were grateful and puzzled.

Wang Yu recalled the golden light released from the snake basket every night, and felt that this spotted snake was extraordinary.

It is said that Song Renzong ignored the government in the palace, and the life in the palace was day after day, and he felt bored, so he wanted a night pearl to play, so he posted a notice, and whoever could offer one would be rewarded as an official.

When this news reached the ears of the king, he went home and said to the serpent, who pondered for a while and said:

"In the past few years, you and my mother have been very good to me, and you have saved your life, I always want to repay you, but I have never had a chance, and now I can finally do something for you. To tell you the truth, my eyes are two pearls of the night, if you gouge out one of my eyes and dedicate it to the emperor, you can be promoted to become rich, and your mother will be able to spend her old age in peace. ”

Wang Yu was very happy when he heard this, but after all, he had a relationship with the spotted snake, and he couldn't bear to gouge out its eyes.

The serpent said, "It doesn't matter, I can withstand it." ”

Wang Yu gouged out one of the eyes of the big snake and came out, and it really became a rare pearl of the night, so he offered the jewel to the emperor.

The Manchu civil and military in the court had never seen such a strange jewel, and they were full of praise, and the emperor was also very happy, so he made the king a great official and rewarded him with a lot of gold and silver treasures.

Xigong Niangniang saw it and wanted one too. As a last resort, Song Renzong once again ordered the search for the treasure bead and promised that the second person who offered the treasure could be the prime minister.

The king thought to himself, if I bring the second eye of the snake and offer it, isn't the prime minister mine? So, Wang Yu consulted with the spotted snake again.

Out of love, the spotted snake turned the remaining eye into a jewel and gave it to Wang Yu, so Wang Yu became the prime minister as he wished.

Coincidentally, the princess who was in the prime of life had a strange disease, and the imperial doctors in the palace did not recruit it, and the legend required the liver of a python for four or two thousand years to survive.

In a hurry, the emperor issued an edict and posted the emperor's list throughout the country, telling anyone who could cure the princess's illness would be recruited as a concubine and crowned king.

At this time, Wang Yu, who was the prime minister, had been blinded by interests, and directly found the spotted snake to explain the truth of the matter, and begged the spotted snake to donate the snake liver.

When the blind serpent heard this, he said with tears in his eyes: "Have you ever thought that if I give you my liver, I will lose my life and will not be able to live?" ”

"But I saved your life!" Prime Minister Wang continued to plead: "You should repay me." ”

When the big snake heard this, he sighed and said, "Okay, after a while I open my mouth, you can crawl from my mouth to my stomach to take my liver!" ”

After the spotted snake finished speaking, it suddenly changed into a big python.

When Wang Yu took the butcher's knife and entered the mouth of the python, the python suddenly closed its mouth, but the prime minister Wang Yu never came out......

When the dynasty lost its prime minister, people searched for it, but they were nowhere to be found, and finally the family judged that it might have been swallowed by a big snake.

In this way, the persuasion allusion of "people's hearts are not enough to swallow the snake" has also spread.

Later, I don't know when, people mistook the prime minister's "appearance" for the elephant's "elephant" with false rumors, so "people's hearts are not enough and snakes swallow elephants" has been passed down to this day.

Tian Limai finished telling this allusion, and the driver Xiao Dai said:

"This Wang Yu is really too greedy, and he deserves to be swallowed by that big snake."

Tian Limai said with a smile:

"Master Dai, in fact, many times, people lose their nature in the face of fame and fortune."

"Mr. Tian, don't tell allusions, how about telling a joke?" Driver Xiao Dai said.

Tian Limai smiled and said:

"Alright then, I'll tell you a modern joke again."

Then, Tian Limai spoke again.

A newly opened fish pond for anglers to fish, the fishing fee is clearly 100 yuan, and the number of fish caught belongs to the anglers themselves.

On the first day of opening, the anglers fished all day without catching any fish.

In order to compensate the fishermen, the owner of the fish pond gave each of them a chicken for free.

Those anglers who didn't catch a fish would say that if they didn't catch a fish, they would give a chicken for free.

The anglers looked very happy.

In this way, many fishing friends went after hearing about it, and when they came back, each carrying a chicken, everyone was very happy!

Many anglers find the boss very interesting!!

…… Later, the uncle who came to the door quietly told the fishing friends that the owner of the fish pond was originally a professional chicken farmer, and there were no fish in this fish pond at all.

At this time, the fish pond owner's chickens have been almost delivered.

Someone went to question the fishpond owner, and the fishpond owner smiled and said:

"I call this method 'destocking'! The reason why I do this is actually to tell those who do business to learn to use cross-border thinking and resource integration in the future! Because we can't think of how other people can make money! So if you don't learn new knowledge, you can only be eliminated! ”

The driver Xiao Dai listened and said with a smile:

"This trick of this fishpond owner is really amazing, no one would have thought that he was selling the chickens in his inventory!"

"This fishpond owner's cross-border thinking is just right!" Tian Limai said.

Driver Xiao Dai said with a smile:

"Mr. Tian, this business has its own tricks, I passed by a watermelon stall this day, and I think the boss who sells watermelons is also very interesting."

"Oh, Master Dai, what's so fun? Let's talk about it. Tian Limai said.

Driver Xiao Dai says:

The sign next to his watermelon stand reads: Riper than his wife, sweeter than his lover, and more flavorful than his junior!

I smiled and walked over, pointed to the sign and said, I'm sorry for you if I don't buy it!

I chose a watermelon for the boss to open a mouth first, and the boss who sold the melon said in a very firm tone: Don't worry, my melon is just like you and your daughter-in-law, one word: cooked!!

Unexpectedly, when the owner of the melon seller took out the cut watermelon and looked at it, it was white.

The boss smiled extremely embarrassedly and said: This may be someone else's daughter-in-law, why don't you choose another one!"

As soon as the driver Xiao Dai finished speaking, Tian Limai felt that he was holding Jiang Wenwen's hand and was gently pinched by Jiang Wenwen.

Jiang Wenwen's pinch, Tian Limai's heart unconsciously surged through the whole body.

Jiang Wenwen didn't fall asleep, and kept listening to him and the driver Xiao Dai tell allusions and jokes.

After Tian Limai and the driver Xiao Dai told a few more allusions, they arrived in Huolongping Town.

Jin Yu and Song Qinqin came to greet Tian Limai and Jiang Wenwen. Jin Yu and Song Qinqin booked a room at the "Seven Star House Hotel".

The car stopped at the door of the "Seven Star House Hotel", after Tian Limai and Jiang Wenwen got out of the car, the driver Xiao Dai asked Tian Limai:

"Mr. Tian, you and Chairman Jiang don't need cars anymore, right?! No need, I'll rush back to Chenxi Dazhai, uncle he has to use the car at any time. ”

田理麦 says:

"Master Dai, it's late, let's talk about it after dinner!"

"Mr. Tian, you have a lot of things, leave me alone, you guys are busy!" The driver, Xiao Dai, said goodbye and drove back.

"Jin Yu, when will the second and third uncles arrive?" Jiang Wenxue asked Jin Yu.

"Sister, godfather, they're coming!" Jin Yu changed her words at this time and called Jiang Wenwen "sister".

"Jin Yu, how did you get in touch with the town?" Tian Limai asked.

"Mr. Tian, Sister Song has already contacted Secretary Tan and Mayor Wang in the town, and the specific Sister Song knows." Jin Yu said.

Song Qinqin didn't talk to her side, and after listening to Jin Yu's words, she said:

"Secretary Tan and Mayor Wang said that after dinner, they came to the hotel to meet with the two Jiang presidents, and they will have dinner tomorrow!"

After listening to Song Qinqin's words, Tian Limai said to Jiang Wenwen:

"Wenwen, you call Secretary Tan and Mayor Wang and invite them to have dinner together, we have a treat!"

Without waiting for Jiang Wenwen to speak, Song Qinqin said with a smile:

"Mr. Tian, don't embarrass our chairman, people won't come, they have eight regulations."

Tian Limai smiled and said:

"Etiquette, I know Secretary Tan and they won't come!"

Jiang Wenwen took Tan Fengguo's call, Jiang Wenwen smiled and said to Tan Fengguo, Secretary Tan, my second uncle and third uncle are here to support the tourism industry of Huolongping, I have a treat, please come and eat with Mayor Wang!

Tan Fengguo resigned on the grounds that he had already eaten.

Jiang Wenwen called Wang Jun again, and the answer she got was the same as Tan Fengguo's answer.

Song Qinqin said with a smile:

"Chairman Jiang, I know what you mean, the two Jiang presidents came to Huolongping, and wanted a leader to accompany them, this is a matter of face, so let's do it, although I went to contact Jin Yu before, but there are some things that I haven't said, I'll call again just now to try."

Jiang Wenwen smiled and said to Song Qinqin:

"I know you have a way, you should contact us quickly, otherwise, my two uncles will come and say that we are not doing well!"

宋勤勤 says:

"Chairman Jiang, I can only try!"

Song Qinqin started dialing the phone and stepped aside.

Song Qinqin stepped aside, Jiang Wenwen, Tian Limai and Jin Yu all watched, only to see Song Qinqin's mouth moving, and what he said couldn't be heard clearly.