Chapter Twenty-Five: The Drunken Ten Thousand Immortal Towers
Bai Cangweng held back his old face and said, "Hmph, find a guest room and give it a try, don't you know that I'm amazing!"
Ayina waved her hand and said: "No, if I touch the old man's underneath, it turns out that it is not a long sword, but a dagger, wouldn't it make people laugh, and think that I have the magic of shortening!"
Laughing again.
Sun Xun interrupted them with a smile and said, "Okay, you guys will go to the wine table again." Brother Wang, I will continue to introduce to you, this is the beauty of the Western Regions, Ayina, who has great skills, cautious learning, careful life, hahaha. ”
Pointing to another man with a somewhat flattering expression, he arched his hand and said: "This is the father-in-law of the prison army, who has received the sixth rank, and has worked hard with the army so far!"
Gonggong Gao returned the salute and said with a smile: "It's still General Sun's hard work to lead the army, but the Sprinkle family is just new to the army, so I should ask the general and Wang Zhixian to take care of everything!"
Sun Xun pointed to the other three people: "These three are all lieutenants and soldiers of our army, one is the adjutant of Huang Qi, and the other two are specially invited to make the masters of the divine soldiers-Tong Xing and Tong Meng. ”
The two Tong Xing brothers have no official position, and they are not masters, so they would not have been invited to the banquet, because the sect they belong to is the most powerful magic weapon refining in the world, and seven out of ten divine soldiers on the rivers and lakes come from it.
After Sun Xun introduced everyone, he said: "Before, we didn't know that there were so many peerless masters hidden in the remnants of the Hong family, so we gathered ordinary soldiers to fight, and suffered heavy losses, and now we invite Bai Cangweng and Ayina two masters, it is far from enough, the other party has at least ten first-class masters, so we still need to continue to invite masters out of the mountain." ”
He then said: "However, tonight, everyone drinks and has fun, relax, and put aside the matter of chasing down the remnants for the time being, please eat and drink to your heart's content, and do not get drunk and do not return." ”
Bai Cangweng couldn't wait to say: "General, the business is over, if you don't invite the Oiran of the Ten Thousand Immortal Towers to come over quickly, the old man can't hold it back!"
He was born lustful, and after he became famous at a young age, he indulged in the corpse, and once drunk and dreamed of death in the largest green building in the capital for more than three years, spent tens of thousands of taels of silver, and was finally thrown out like a scoundrel who ate the overlord's meal. After getting old, the lust heart did not change, and the two-room concubines of Xinna were sixteen and fourteen, and even so, they often went out to have fun.
Now, Bai Cangweng is in the Wanxian Building, and he has long been unbearable.
Sun Xun's face was embarrassed, and there was a eunuch and a woman at the table, I don't know if I mind.
Gao Gonggong said empathetically: "More beauties, lively and lively, it's good!"
Ayina echoed: "If there are beautiful men, you might as well bring me a few." ”
Eight flowery girls, dressed in the smell of smoky spices, pushed the door in, poured wine and food for the distinguished guests, only Ayina did not want these women to approach, and Bai Cangweng was happy to hug the two beauties left and right.
Ling Yun originally just wanted to barely cope with Sun Xun's banquet invitation, but he didn't expect that there were so many living people, and he didn't have time to take out the silver he put on his chest.
Thinking of Xuezhu, he didn't know if this water-based poplar woman had already run away with the money? After all, he pretended to be generous and said those words, even if she escaped, it would be understandable.
That million taels of silver, Ling Yun couldn't help but feel very pity.
All the men hugged the beautiful women for fun, chatting about various rumors on the rivers and lakes, and drinking and eating, only Ling Yun was silent.
Bai Cangweng was very dissatisfied with Ling Yun's belated arrival from the beginning, seeing that he didn't give Sun Xun face, exposed his shortcomings in public, and brought the matter of the two soldiers to the table to say, he was even more secretly disgusted, seeing that he was silent at the moment, thoughtful, he said: "Wang Zhixian is so depressed, do you think this beauty is not as good as your old looks?"
Ling Yun didn't bother to pay attention to him, but the beautiful woman next to him was a little surprised, and said, "You are also Wang Zhixian?"
Ling Yun remembered that Wang Sancheng was likely to come to Wanxian Tower often to have fun, and it was inevitable that he would be familiar with these prostitutes, for fear of revealing the stuffing, so he hurriedly smiled and picked up a piece of meat, stuffed it into the mouth of this beauty, and said, "Eat more, don't talk." ”
This beauty has been through all kinds of scenes for a long time, how smart she is, and immediately obediently closed her mouth.
But Bai Cangweng squinted his eyes and smiled as if he had grasped the handle: "Beauty, if you say this, is there any other Wang Zhixian who can't do it?"
Ling Yun said: "This beauty is here from another county, and the county seat is also surnamed Wang, why not?"
Bai Cangweng pretended to suddenly realize and said, "I see, but I don't know which county this beauty is from?"
The beautiful woman knew that she had said the wrong thing, so she didn't dare to say anything more, so she stuffed her mouth with meat with vegetables.
Seeing that this beautiful woman was beside Ling Yun, Bai Cangweng didn't dare to speak, so he said: "Wang Zhixian, the woman next to you is too bad, it is better to give me this to you, you come to me!"
Ling Yun grabbed the beautiful woman beside him and laughed: "Old man, I'm having a good time, how can I give you such a lovely beauty, but I will also accept you." ”
As he spoke, Ling Yun hugged the woman who was pushed over in his arms, hugged her left and right, so uncomfortable.
Bai Cangweng was angry in his heart, his face was silent, and he said with a smile: "Wang Zhixian, I can't imagine that the taste is so special, it is better to give Ayina to you, the talented woman is exactly the same pair." ”
Ayina was sitting alone, even Gonggong Gao was playing with a woman in his arms, and he was bored in every way, seeing that the two of them were secretly pulling themselves, and said with a smile: "Old man, a scholar, do you want to hurt him?"
Bai Cangweng didn't know that Ling Yun had no martial arts, but was a weak scholar, he wanted Ling Yun to make a fool of himself, so he deliberately said: "In my opinion, Wang Zhixian is not a scholar, he is obviously both civil and military. ”
Sun Xun asked in surprise, "Brother Wang, do you know martial arts?"
Bai Cangweng said: "I don't think people can be wrong, Wang Zhixian's skills are not ordinary." ”
Ling Yun hugged the woman, and the two women were feeding him vegetables, their mouths were busy, ignoring the white cangweng.
Bai Cangweng continued to fan the flames and said: "Wang Zhixian, can you try it with the old man, I see that your magic skills are amazing, and the old man may not be an opponent." ”
Although Sun Xun is a person who practices martial arts, he is not good at the strange skills on the rivers and lakes, Bai Cangweng is a long-famous predecessor, how can he talk about it, since he sees that Ling Yun has martial arts, there must be a reason, he can't help but be curious, he wants to see how Ling Yun, who looks so weak, has great skills.
Ling Yun was surprised in his heart: "This white-haired old man has some skills, why do you know that I am skilled in this world? Have you ever seen me fighting with people?"
Bai Cangweng continued: "Wang Zhixian, everyone competes in martial arts, in order not to hurt the harmony, I suggest that we try it at this dinner table. ”
Gao Gonggong screamed: "How to compete at the dinner table? If there is a fight, won't this bowl, plate, cup and chopsticks be a mess!"
Bai Cangweng gestured and said, "Father-in-law Gao, don't worry, even if you hug the beauty, you don't have to panic." Wang Zhixian and I, one person and one chopstick, grabbed this ball, with chopsticks as a sword, with pills as a life, who wins and who loses, and immediately knows. ”
He pointed to the plate of meatballs drizzled with sauce on the table, and everyone immediately understood that whoever grabbed the most of the six meatballs in the bowl, or grabbed all of them, was naturally the winner of the competition.
Bai Cangweng is accustomed to using swords and chopsticks, the principles are similar, and he is fully comprehensible, so he naturally has the confidence to beat Lingyun as a scholar.
Ling Yun ignored him all the time, but was forced to come here and had to deal with this boring competition.
Sun Xun, who was sitting between the two, got up with the beauty in his arms, patted Ling Yun's shoulder, and said, "Brother Wang, play a game, don't worry!"
Bai Cangweng's whole body was tense, holding a pair of silver chopsticks in his hands, his eyes were like eagles, ready to shoot at any time.
Gao Gonggong shouted: "Start robbing!"
Bai Cang Weng wielded his chopsticks like a sword, the silver light flashed, dazzling people's ears and eyes, and he snatched six meatballs into his bowl in an instant.
Everyone couldn't help but secretly admire, sure enough, it is a master of swordsmanship, if this pair of chopsticks comes straight to the enemy's eyes, the speed is so fast, almost invincible, the eyes will be pierced blind, it can be seen that the white cangweng Yu is old and strong, and the sword is not old!
Bai Cangweng saw that Ling Yun was holding chopsticks, and he didn't even grab a ball, and his heart was full of pride.
The moment the corners of his mouth lifted slightly, revealing a smile, suddenly, the bowl was empty, and only some black sauce was sticking.
On the other hand, Ling Yun had six meatballs in the bowl, and the chopsticks in his hand seemed to have never moved.
Everyone was so shocked that their eyes almost fell on the table.
"You see?"
"Didn't see anything. Did you see that?"
"Me too, I didn't see anything. ”
"It's weird, is it magic?"
"The bowl is not upside down, how can it be magical?"
......
Sun Xun laughed, patted Bai Cangweng's shoulder with an unbelievable look on his face, patted Ling Yun again, and said: "Bai Cangweng's swordsmanship is superb, I really admire it, Brother Wang's trick is also a ghost, unparalleled in the world, the two of them are tied in this game, everyone continues to eat and have fun!"
Sun Xun also didn't see any traces of Ling Yun moving the chopsticks, so he could only think that it was a trick like a trick. After all, Bai Cangweng had sandwiched all the meatballs into the bowl before, the speed was amazing, and he couldn't say that he lost, Ling Yunlu's hand, although everyone didn't see it, was also miraculous, and he took away all the meatballs, let alone lose, so Sun Xun could only sentence the two to a tie to avoid injury and harmony.
That night, Bai Cangweng was extremely depressed, he couldn't figure out if he was old and his eyes were spent, but the people at the table didn't see any traces, why did the meatballs go to Ling Yun's bowl out of thin air.
Ayina blinked her big eyes, kept staring at Ling Yun secretly, and said in her heart: "This old man is quite a bit capable, he actually saw the martial arts of this county official, and I am also an old man, but I didn't see it at all." This county official is so young, I am afraid that it is a powerful family, come here to accumulate some political achievements for the official, this kind of person invites some outsiders to teach some amazing skills, it is not difficult, to practice this kind of supernatural situation, no one sees through, but also needs a good foundation. ”
She licked her tongue, and the idea of picking yang and replenishing yin in her heart was very strong.
That night, upstairs in Wanxian, Bai Cangweng was drunk and paralyzed like mud.
He couldn't figure out how Ling Yun could steal the meatballs in front of everyone.
There is another person who is also drunk, and that is Ling Yun.
Ayina took the initiative to sit beside him, kept toasting, and said countless sensual words, which were enough to make Sun Xun beside him vomit.
Ling Yun couldn't say goodbye to his hospitality, and drank more than ten bottles of spirits, these wines were made from pure grain, steamed and boiled several times, extremely pure and strong!
The mellow wine, into the chest, like a chili pepper rubbing against the spleen and stomach, the fierce back hit the head, if it weren't for Aina holding him tightly, the bulging flesh of the chest and mouth against his back, he would have fallen to the ground drunk.
Ling Yun suddenly wanted to pee, but Ayina ignored the strange eyes of the people at the table and helped him to the thatched house.
As soon as he poured, Ling Yun shivered, his drunkenness was empty with his urine, and he soberly lifted his belt and walked out of the room.
Aina, who was guarding the door, had a light in her eyes, but she saw a Ling Yun who was as sober as if she had never drunk alcohol, and her heart was full of doubts: "You can still sober up when you pee!"
It wasn't until the drum beat the third watch that the feast on the Wanxian Tower ended, and the drunken Sun Xun stayed in the guest room of the Wanxian Tower overnight, and the others didn't bother to go back to the barracks, so they opened their own guest rooms to rest.
Only Ling Yun, who was extremely awake in the night breeze, walked out of the brightly lit Wanxian Tower, ready to return to the county office.
Ayina asked complainingly behind her, "Have you ever been drunk?" She still didn't believe that the man had poured three jars of wine, and that he was walking more steadily than herself.
Ling Yun didn't seem to hear it, and left Wanxian Tower in the moonlight.