Chapter 10: I want to learn to dance
"Wow, this little baby is so cute! So cute! ”
"It's too 66666, I feel that this little baby is acting very well!"
"It's pretty cute, and it's like that."
"I don't know if there is anyone like me, when the baby grabbed the thumb of Brother Tianlong's father, at that moment, I cried. It's so heartwarming! ”
"All of a sudden... I really want to have a baby. ”
"Upstairs, if you want to have a baby, you have to have a boyfriend first. Contemptible people are not talented, and they are willing to make a modest effort. ”
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Zhou Nianwang is one year old.
However, when he was one year old, "Baby Project" was also officially released.
There is no doubt that the little baby played by Zhou Nianwang can be said to have attracted countless fans in the film, and I don't know how many little girls are impressed by his cuteness.
And Zhou Nianwang himself said...
It doesn't matter, right?
He has no substantial benefit at all. Otherwise, why didn't anyone come up to watch and ask for an autograph when his mother took him out shopping?
Note that the belt is used here, not the hug word, and there is a reason for that.
Because King Zhou Nian has long been able to walk and run... Well, I can't jump up for the time being.
There is no way, the rice has to be eaten bite by bite, and the road has to be walked step by step. Zhou Nianwang was not afraid that he would fall when he walked, but his body was too weak, and he was out of breath every time he couldn't run a few steps.
It's time, it's time to exercise.
Since we don't have a golden finger for rebirth, then, our physical fitness must at least be excellent, right?
lest it grow into a Korean version of small fresh meat, and it's too late to cry. Of course, the Korean version of Xiao Xianrou mentioned here is just the kind of star whose body is weaker.
There's nothing to complain about, and I ask the members of Hahan to be merciful.
If you want to exercise, you have to have something affordable. Otherwise, just running or something, it would be too monotonous. Besides, don't you think it's a little strange that a little baby runs hard all day long?
Although Zhou Nianwang has behaved a little weird since he was a child, it is better for us to keep a low profile.
Let's dance!
It can not only exercise the body, but also increase the coordination of the body, and it is also a craft. Even if you don't have a golden finger, you won't starve to death or anything by dancing alone in the future, right?
I can only say, Sao Nian, you think too much.
Brother Tianlong is your godfather, are you still afraid that you will be hungry in the future?
Ah Le is your godmother, are you still worried that you will have no way out in the future?
It's a pity that since the last time he accidentally urinated on his father, his father Zhou Zhiyu seemed to have evaporated from the world and didn't go home for several months. Even on Zhou Nianwang's first birthday, he was not able to be present in person.
made King Zhou Nian's resentment quite big.
Originally, I was a little embarrassed, but I didn't expect that my son, who was so unimportant in your mind, didn't come back to accompany me on my first birthday.
Are you the president of the nation?
So busy?
"Mom, yes."
When Zhou Nianwang spoke like this, he felt that he was about to vomit.
There is no way, the vocal cords have not yet developed well, and for the time being, they can only pronounce accents. Moreover, King Zhou Nian didn't want to be too demonic in all aspects.
"To? What are you going to do? Wang Lin obviously didn't understand what King Zhou Nian meant, and asked puzzledly.
You point to the TV and ask for it, how do I know what you want?
Zhou Nianwang knew that he couldn't explain clearly for a while, so he directly started to dance awkwardly without saying a word.
Three laps to the left, three laps to the right, twisting the neck, twisting the buttocks...
Zhou Nianwang can't dance, but he still can't twist his ass. If you show it like this, you should be clear, right?
But I didn't want to, when Zhou Nianwang looked back at his mother, the whole person was thundered.
Mom, don't you go on the video without saying a word, okay?
Post some of my embarrassments on Weibo all day long, how will you let your son see people in the future?
Zhou Nianwang waited for his mother's opinion there, but after waiting for a long time, his mother came up with a sentence: "Don't stop, keep twisting, how old is this?" ”
Dare you let me come over and watch me twist my ass?
Zhou Nianwang was unhappy, came over and pulled his mother's trouser leg, and said in a milky voice: "Mom, Mom, I want it, I want it." ”
Hey, goosebumps are falling all over the place.
couldn't resist Zhou Nianwang, my mother had to put down the DV machine, picked up Zhou Nianwang and looked at the TV, watched it for a while, and then asked: "Drag this is to learn to dance?" ”
King Zhou Nian nodded.
I've been waiting for you for a long time, and now I know that my IQ is worrying!
Fortunately, my mother didn't know what Zhou Nianwang was thinking, if she knew that Zhou Nianwang said that her IQ was worrying, it would be a meal of butt meat.
"It's not impossible to learn to dance. It's just..."Mom looked at King Zhou Nian and muttered to herself.
But what?
You're going to finish it all in one go!
Look at Zhou Nianwang's urgency.
"It's just that you're still so young, can't your body eat?" Mom said worriedly.
In fact, my mother's worries are not reasonable, think about it, Zhou Nianwang is just a one-year-old little doll, and now he can't even walk, but he wants to run to learn to dance. What if I strain my body?
I have to say that everyone's thinking has fallen into a misunderstanding. They all think that when children are small, their bodies are prone to injury. In fact, the softness of the baby's body is far beyond our imagination.
Can you lie down and put your feet in your mouth?
Can you play with splitting easily?
If you are not a professional, if you have not practiced, you will definitely not be able to achieve this effect.
However, no matter which little baby is, it can easily do this. Therefore, the flexibility of the baby's body is far less fragile than we imagined. Even, slightly stronger.
If you don't learn when you're young, will you wait until your bones are set, and then run to learn what to dance?
King Zhou Nian doesn't do it.
Aren't you worried?
Aren't you undecided?
Okay, I'll help you decide.
Zhou Nianwang came up with his best trick.
Cry.
There is only one way to deal with my mother, crying, the more fierce the crying, the better, and the louder the crying, the faster the mother will compromise.
"The baby doesn't cry, the baby doesn't cry, mom promises you, ask the dance teacher to teach you to dance, okay?"
As soon as Zhou Nianwang cried, his mother panicked. Busy wiping King Zhou Nian's tears, he coaxed.
Find a way to stabilize the child first, and then contact an expert in this area to see if such a young baby can learn to dance. If it is not good for her health, no matter how much Zhou Nianwang cries, she will definitely ignore it.
Nothing is more important than King Zhou Nian's body.