Chapter 210 Coming and Not Being Rude
The live broadcast hall was boiling, and countless netizens were talking about it in the specially opened chat room, and the comments posted barely stayed on the screen for two seconds before being immediately refreshed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But the grandmaster who was broadcasting live in the hall looked calm, sitting behind the case and standing still.
As for the four old guys who were far away in the southern capital, the looks on their faces were not to mention how exciting.
Except for the old man who has been silent from the beginning, whether it is Wu Jiang or Mao Xianning, there is an indescribable wonder on their faces, as for Fan Jianqiang Fan Cannon, the black hatred on his face can't have a fight with Master Bao back then.
Of course, the only drastic change in the live broadcast hall is the tip list.
In just a few tens of seconds, the reward list on behalf of the grandmaster's side rose directly with a crushing advantage. In just a few tens of seconds, countless spaceships and aircraft carriers swiped the screen......
Fan Jianqiang really didn't expect that this first shot would be so dumb. And not only was he dumb, but he also gave the guy who didn't have any hair to give him a stick head-on.
Fan Jianqiang is very clear about the situation, although this couplet was made by Mao Xianning with hard work, but as far as this couplet is concerned, even Mao Xianning himself did not come up with a suitable and appropriate couplet.
But I didn't want to, the young man on the other side didn't even bring a beating, so he came with a pen.
The most important thing is that the guy actually used the old lady. The prison came to Xiao Hanlin, and these old guys on his side have become old women. Imprisoned!
It's just unbearable!
Fan Jianqiang was about to say a few words, but was stopped by Wu Jiang with his eyes.
At this time, scolding is obviously a price drop, and it can only make those neutral netizens look down on you.
Therefore, the most powerful counterattack is still in the contest of couplets.
Don't look at your kid's couplet is fast and good, but who knows if you can be so neat in the next couplet?
Anyway, I Wu Jiang doesn't believe it!
What I believe in Wujiang is my hard study of ancient Dahua culture over the years, and what I believe in Wujiang is the knowledge in my head. It's all taken decades, how can your little guy who doesn't have a single hair grow have so much knowledge?
Don't worry about the gains and losses of one city and one place, what I want is a comprehensive victory!
Okay, since you kid dare to be so sarcastic about our group of old people, then let's continue to fight!
Wu Jiang did not hesitate to pick up the pen and dip the ink, and the next moment, after a few strokes of brushing, a pair of upper links jumped on the paper.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven"
As soon as this pair of upper links came out, there was an uproar outside the court.
"This ...... What is this uplink? How do you come up with a bunch of numbers? ”
"Damn, isn't this old guy messing around! Use his sister's broken numbers as a link? Is this teasing you? ”
"Damn, if this can also be considered a couplet, I'll make ten or eight in minutes."
……
Those who say these words are naturally those netizens who can't understand this Shanglian.
But some netizens immediately saw the meaning of this couplet.
"Hey, this is a hidden couplet!"
"That's right, this should be a hidden word couplet, but I haven't figured out what word this upper link is hidden yet."
"It's supposed to be a homonym for numbers."
"I remember that a few years ago, in the couplet competition, there was a more classic hidden word couplet, which was two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighty, nine, and the couplet was hidden in one and ten, which means 'lack of food and clothing'."
"Wonderful, this couplet is simpler than that 'lack of food and clothing', and the hidden words seem to be more interesting."
"Oh, let's stop guessing, let's see how the master is right!"
……
The grandmaster was also stunned when he saw Wu Jiang triumphantly mention the rice paper with Shanglian written on it.
"Damn, why are you doing this again? Scolding Lao Tzu through couplets? ”
Although this couplet appeared for the first time in this world, in the previous life, it was a couplet that many people knew.
This is indeed a hidden couplet, and it is a more ruthless hidden couplet.
It's just that you old guy use this couplet here, aren't you afraid of being scolded?
Wu Jiang on the opposite side can clearly see the stunned grandmaster through the big screen.
The appearance of the grandmaster made Wu Jiang happy.
"It's a little bit, right?"
As a result, as soon as Wu Jiang's idea fell, he saw that the sect master opposite raised his pen without hesitation.
Wu Jiang's heart "chuckled" for a moment, and said in his heart: "No! Can you match this pair? ”
As a result, I saw the Grandmaster waving his hands on the case, and a few seconds later, a freshly baked lower link jumped on the paper.
"Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty"
Not to mention, these seven characters have been changed to a kind of calligraphy, and this time they have become cursory......
As soon as this sub-link came out, there was an eerie silence in the chat room again, and it seemed that all netizens were confused by this sub-link.
Wu Jiang, who was on the other side, was also stunned, but then an abnormal red surged up on his face.
Maybe those netizens can't understand the meaning of this subordinate link in a short time, but as Wu Jiang, he can understand it at once.
And in Wu Jiang's eyes, it seems that from the perspective of couplets alone, this couplet is not only neat and neat, but also the artistic conception is much higher than his own couplet.
The upper link is just seven simple numbers, but the lower link is the moral etiquette pursued by Dahua for thousands of years!
Which is higher or worse, you can set the high and low at a glance.
After a brief period of eerie silence, netizens in the chat room were in an uproar again.
"A master is a master, and even the couplets that are written out make me unaware!"
"It's really unclear, although I don't understand, but I think it's really powerful!"
"Master, explain the meaning of this couplet......
"Yes, please explain it yourself......
"Explain what, let's break the sky here, and the master can't see it! Come, let's show our hearts with a reward, and let's go ......"
……
These netizens' requests for the grandmaster are naturally invisible, but the reward list has risen wildly again after a minute, which makes the grandmaster's heart really happy.
That's real money! Although there is no shortage of money now, who would be afraid of less money?
Well, don't talk about my grandmaster. We just like money, what's wrong?
Don't pretend to be high, if you don't have money in your pocket, you don't even have the confidence to go to a public toilet......
Although money is not everything, it is absolutely impossible to have no money!
Therefore, this kind of colorful ticket is my grandmaster's favorite thing!
Okay, since netizens are so powerful, let's explain this couplet a little!
Thinking of this, the grandmaster picked up the pen and wrote the upper one next to the lower one, but behind the seven numbers, the grandmaster added two words, forgetting eight.
Then he added two words after the seven words he wrote, shameless.
As soon as these four words came out, the chat room suddenly boiled again.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, forget eight, king eight! Damn, this uplink is very lacking in morality. However, the next link is even more destructive, shameless! Hahaha, I've served the master! ”
"The master is mighty and domineering, no need to explain! There is such a profound truth in this small couplet, Master, please take my knees......"
"Poof, it's really fun, this couplet actually means something like this! That Wujiang is wonderful, and the master's next link is even more amazing! ”
"Well, it's arguably the best pair match of the year. The last couplet was clever enough, but I didn't expect this couplet to be excellent. ”
"Morality to numbers, shamelessness to Wang Baba! Absolutely, absolutely! ”
……
Wu Jiang on the other side was really angry this time. He didn't expect the Grandmaster to come up with such a desperate link so quickly, and he directly pasted the word shameless on his face.
It's really aunt who can bear it, uncle can't bear it!
Wu Jiang was a little trembling and picked up the pen to continue writing, but was held down by his senior brother Mao Xianning.
Wu Jiang looked at his senior brother with red eyes, Mao Xianning shook his head slightly and said, "You say, I'll write!" ”
Wu Jiang nodded heavily, let go of the pen in his hand, and stood directly behind the case in a daze, and said loudly: "Rice beams, wheat, and millet are miscellaneous. Which one is sir?"
As soon as this link came out, even Mao Xianning, who was about to start writing, paused.
Mao Xianning shook his head helplessly, knowing that his junior brother was really planning to die this time, and even such a scolding Shanglian came out, this is really going to be with this young man to the end!
But at this time, Mao Xianning definitely couldn't say anything else, so he didn't hesitate to write out the couplet.
As soon as Shanglian came out, the chat room exploded again.
"Damn, that old guy is trying to see a poor dagger? If you can't beat the master, you'll be scolded? ”
"Hey, hey, it's too unlevel, this has become a shrew......"
"Hey, don't say it, although this Shanglian doesn't look good, it's still very level."
"Yes, aren't these rice beams and wheat chestnuts all hybrids in crops? Say it's miscellaneous. Kind of is quite correct. As for the sir, yes, which of these six crops came first? It's okay to write like this, and it's also very deep, but it's just connected, so it's hard to say. ”
"Yo, the talent upstairs, you can even understand this!"
"There is really no problem with Master Wu's uplink, but if it is connected...... It's hard to say. ”
"Oh, listening to the above explanation, this uplink seems to be really bad, right!"
"What are you afraid of, others can't come up, our master will definitely be able to come up! Come on, master, disgusting old guy with a downlink! ”
……
When the Grandmaster saw this couplet, his only thought was that the old guy in black could write much better than the old guy who came out of the couplet.
As for the lower part of this couplet......
Hehe, you dare to use this Shanglian to scold Lao Tzuza. Kind, well, come and don't be rude!
The grandmaster did not hesitate to write with a pen: "Poetry, books, etiquette, and many serious Spring and Autumn Periods, why ask Lao Tzu!" ”
As soon as the next link came out, the chat room boiled again! (To be continued.) )