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"I see, Brother Gun, the theme of our trip to Iceland is to scare foreign silver!"

Fang Hong shrugged: "It can't be said to be the theme, it can only be said to be what I have seen and heard, if I am in China, I will scare tourists who have no quality, and when I go abroad, of course, I am a foreigner who has no quality, by the way, don't sit in the right seat, what I say is, people who have had these behaviors, as for those who have had these behaviors, then they deserve to be scolded." ”

"In fact, in many countries, there is a sense that they feel that the Chinese are easy to bully. In fact, they don't understand what modesty and kindness mean at all, in their dictionary, there are only nice people and bad people, they can't feel the kindness that everyone sends to them, in view of the fact that people who go abroad in China are not very short of money, so I suggest that if it is an activity outside the group, directly hire bodyguards, and tell them with a big man, Lao Tzu is rich, Lao Tzu has thugs, don't mess with me. If you are traveling with a group, remember the phone number of the embassy at any time, call the embassy phone if you have something, don't BB with the tour guide, their profession is to make money, not to help everyone deal with difficulties. ”

"Brother Gun, isn't it appropriate for you to say that, after all, there are pure domestic tour guides among the tour guides, and there are also enthusiastic people!"

"So, you have to use your interests and even your life to test whether your tour guide is a warm-hearted person? Remember the embassy number, that's your life-saver. ”

Since stepping on this colorful land, the scenery is naturally beautiful and there is nothing to say, but the topic is also relatively tense.

After all, every fierce word and deed will be a handle that makes Kuroko's eyes shine.

However, Fang Hong wouldn't worry about sunspots at all, after all, sunspots couldn't disappear.

A geothermal hot spring appeared, and Fang Hong grinned: "I tried the glacier fish on my last trip, and this time I tried the ice fish, and now, I have the opportunity to try the hot spring fish." ”

As a hot spring, of course, it is particularly rich in minerals, which is very helpful for replenishing trace elements.

"This hot spring is so big!"

In the face of the sigh of water friends, Fang Hong explained: "The reason why the Blue Lagoon is the most famous hot spring in Iceland is not because the Blue Lagoon is large, but because the Blue Lagoon is close to the sea and easy to develop tourism projects. ”

"Iceland can develop this area if we introduce glacial permafrost road technology in the western Z Plateau of our country, and introduce self-heating rods that can solve the problem of permafrost damage to the roadbed. However, it is good that it is not developed, and this area is a paradise for hikers, and it is not necessarily good if it is developed. ”

"This is the third hot tourist trail in the world for cycling and hiking, the second has already told you, it is Daocheng Aden, as for the first, it is the Grand Canyon in the United States, if I have the opportunity, I may do a special edition of the United States, but the procedures are very troublesome."

"Brother Gun, I found that you have been walking north, are you going to go up to the Golden Waterfall?"

After the large number of people, of course, there will be people who know all over the world, and some people can see from Fang Hong's path that he is heading north.

Fang Hong pointed to the high mountain on the east side: "The east and south foothills of this mountain are getting steeper and steeper, almost becoming vertical cliffs, if it is an ordinary mountain, I can try to climb with bare hands, but this is a ...... The active volcano, climbing up from the south, turns the palm of the hand into a barbecue, so we chose to go around it from the north, in fact, the straight path is only a few kilometers, but we have to go around almost a hundred kilometers, almost crossing Landmannalaugar, and then going up the mountain from the north and then south. ”

"It's so troublesome, why don't you cook a helicopter?"

"Helicopters?" Fang Hong took off his coat: "The opportunity to wash your face with hot water for free, what kind of helicopter to take." ”

Just when Fang Hong lowered his head to wash his hair, a small head appeared on the water, staring at Fang Hong with big eyes, slightly puzzled.

"Otter, otter!"

"Don't be funny, Brother Gun said, there are no large carnivores in Iceland, this is a mink."

"Mink? Sable? ”

"The sable is the true purple."

"Ferrets?" In Iceland, above the frozen soil, it's easy to think of ferrets.

"Ferrets are white!" Animals with snow characters, such as ferrets and snow rabbits, are white.

"And what is this?"

"It's mink."

When the sailors figured out what this was, Fang Hong shook his hair: "Oh, it's so warm." ”

"You read that right, this is mink, which is very widely distributed, and there are also in my country."

Kuroko arrived: "Yes, my country also has it, it's about to become extinct." ”

Fang Hong is the most disgusting kind of person: "Yes, it's almost extinct, and it's only one or two million." China is not the origin of mink, it was introduced from Su Lian fifty years ago for artificial breeding. ”

A foreigner: "I heard that you Chinese people like to wear mink?" Are your native mink also dying extinct? ”

"Yo, my three provinces in the Great North are famous!"

Fang Hong smiled: "Mink used to be all over the world, you heard it right, it is all over the world, at present, there are still minks in Asia, North America, South America and Northern Europe on small islands in the world, you heard it right, this creature is extinct on the European continent again, you Europeans really don't reflect on it, why are these amazing and cute animals extinct on the European continent?" Is it because the Chinese wear mink? Oh, it turns out that the European ladies were not wearing mink, but dog skins? ”

"It's reasonable, I can't refute it, Brother Gun, this episode is determined to be a foreign silver series?"

"I don't have the time to scare them, don't look for them, I won't spray, I'll spray when I find them." Fang Hong looked at the mink in the distance and smiled: "This is still an underage little guy, full of exploration, if an adult mink sees me, it will run directly to the nest built by the branches with deep vigilance, do you know why?" ”

"Because of European kinky!" The barrage spoke in unison, and everyone understood the reason.

Like humans and animals, there are benefits when they get old, such as things that you can't get when you're young, and you don't want them when you're old.

"Tonight, I'm going to learn from these minks and build a nest of branches, by building an oval nest with a single exit from branches, and then covering it with leaves and dead grass to keep it warm, and I don't have a tent or sleeping bag in my backpack. But at the same time, I'm going to catch a fish to fill my stomach. ”

"Brother Gun, can't you go into the water?"

"Who told you I was going into the water? Didn't I tell you that I would use a harpoon? ”

"Harpoon?"

Fang Hong picked up a human-tall branch: "Harpoon!" ”

"The devil believes you can fork a fish."

However, Fang Hong was no longer stubborn, stepping on the water, looking closely at the bottom of the water.

Five minutes passed, and Fang Hong remained motionless.

Ten minutes passed, and Fang Hong remained motionless.

Water friends complained wildly.

"This is the Wangyu Stone scenic spot, which is as famous as the Wangfu Stone."

"Brother Gun is frozen in an Icelandic hot spring."

"My gun brother is out of body and looking for fish."

"Whew!" The branches are too fast, and the sound of the air blocking is very loud and crisp.

Fang Hong lifted the branch and shook it, and a fish that was about less than a pound or two pounds was on it.

"The three red fish are relatives of the red-spotted trout, and they are also relatives of the big red fish endemic to our country." Fang Hong paused: "By the way, the big red fish is the legendary Kashgar Lake monster, the longest can reach ten meters, it is the most terrifying freshwater fish in the world, because there are no natural enemies, the original growth limit is four meters The big red fish can endlessly mutate and grow in this Kashgar Lake, reaching the limit size of ten meters of this freshwater fish." ”

"This one in my hand, about thirty-five centimeters long, tastes slightly worse than the red-spotted trout, is a carnivorous fish, tonight's main dish is, Wanzhou grilled fish."

While Fang Hong was talking, the juvenile mink that appeared at the beginning jumped out of the hot spring lake, holding a three-red fish larger than Fang Hong's harpoon in its mouth.

"Brother Gun, baby mink babies don't even bother to attack such a small fish!"

"Distribute according to demand, I eat less." Fang Hong's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he looked like what I said made the most sense.