Lin Man, a teacher in the computer department of a university, is loved and hated by students. Love is because he is knowledgeable and sincere, and hate is because he has a violent personality, even though he is middle-aged, he is often beaten at every turn, so he is not treated well by leaders.

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Lin Man raised his head tiredly, turning his stiff neck, feeling a little dizzy. I have just finished reviewing a thesis written by a computer graduate student, and the paper uses Bayesian belief networks to build a program model to analyze which factors are easy to cause college teachers to die of overwork, and list factors such as work pressure, marriage and family, welfare benefits, physical illness, and bad habits such as staying up late according to their importance. The model is very beautiful, but Lin Man just doesn't feel good. Damn, boy, do you want to rebel, dare to sarcastically mock the teacher? Yes, I'll clean you up tomorrow. Look at the phone, at 3 o'clock in the morning on March 15, I have to speed up the progress, there are two classes in the morning, and I have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau in the afternoon.

Lin Man turned his head to look at the closed door of the master bedroom, and slowly turned it around. In the end, it has come to this point, women, as soon as they quarrel, they will say divorce, Lin Man is fed up, and this time he is determined to leave. How did a husband and wife who have been married for more than ten years come to this point? Lin Man felt that he was really wronged, didn't he just meet a female classmate and get drunk and never return home at night. Well, all the things about Chen Sesame and rotten grain have been turned out by his wife, Lin Man's temper is very stinky, and the two of them quarreled again.

Lin Man searched hard again for the remaining memories, feeling that he really didn't have anything to do with his female classmates. Is it really as the newspaper said, this is a middle-aged marriage crisis, entering a high-incidence area of divorce? Lin Man shook his drowsy head, and the newspaper's words could be believed?

Gotta wash your face and sober up. Lin Man leaned on the table and wanted to stand up, but he didn't stand up. As soon as he slammed his strength and stood up, he heard a "click" sound from the bones, and Lin Man only felt that the world was turned upside down and he fell headlong.

And then......

Then I saw myself lying on the ground, getting smaller and smaller.

Then there is the rooftop, and there is the vast starry sky.

What's going on?

To the left, a dead fish-faced, black-clad man with one hand on his arm and a pad-like thing in the other, playing a game. It was a classic game in the 90s of the last century, a game myth that was difficult to surpass, and later derived many Three Kingdoms games. Look at his operation, the level is rotten to ...... Forget it, if you don't evaluate, evaluation is a waste of life.

Looking to the right, supporting herself was a girl in white, with a mediocre appearance and flat chest.

It's better than a dead fish face.

"Beauty, where are we going?"

"It's here. ”

The "mediocre" beauty looks like she loves to ignore it.

"What the hell is this? There's nothing. Lin Man raised his eyes and looked around, his eyes white. Ah, no, now it's a white shack.

The dead fish face spoke: "Don't look at it, this is the manpower class of the Chrono Administration, that is, Yin Cao, you are dead again." ”

"Who are you?" Lin Man was upset. Curse me to death, and "again", tired of you.

The dead fish's face trembled in the white robe, and he squeezed out something that seemed to be a smile: "I am a cow head, and she is a horse face." ”

Before the words fell, Lin Man kicked him in the face, then pressed the dead fish face to the ground with his left hand, and hit him hard with his right fist.

"Let you curse me to death, make you look so ugly. Can you be as ugly as you? You dare to lie to me and let you pretend to be a bull head and a horse, why aren't you black and white? "A selfless punch and kick with an iron face.

The "mediocre" beauty is stunned, this plot is not right.

The dead fish hugged his head and howled: "Stop! Beating the immortals is an illegal act, a violation of the law, woo...... We're really bull-headed and horse-faced. Ox head and horse noodles are just a job, not really to grow into a cow head and horse noodles, boss, woo woo ......"

Lin Man stopped and glared at the "mediocre" beauty: "Are you a horse face?"

The "Pingping" beauty covered her chest with her hands in self-defense, and nodded like a chicken.

"I'm dreaming, right? I don't feel any pain in my hand. Lin Man was a little difficult to accept, he punched a few punches on the dead fish's face and head just now, and it was supposed that his hand hurt.

"Pingping" beauty explained: "Because you are now like us, you are all souls, not proteins, and you don't have human pain. ”

"Then why does he cry so much that his father and mother are in pain?"

Dead Fish Face took the opportunity to get up, picked up the game console that fell to the ground in distress, and said, "Boss, I was beaten by you." ”

This IQ is really worrying.

The "Pingping" beauty hurriedly gave Lin Man a popular science, the human soul is actually a form of energy existence, just like a special existence of quantum or something, it is a higher form of existence than proteins, with its own energy field. The energy field of the soul can be improved through various forms such as cultivation. Spirits can use mana, or energy transfer, to attack others. According to the amount of energy contained and the status of the soul, the soul can be divided into several levels, such as heavenly gods, great gods, small gods, great immortals, small immortals, mortals, and so on. The energy field of mortals is also strong and weak, and the energy field of ordinary leaders is stronger than that of ordinary people. Souls that do not continue to gain energy will eventually fade away.

She and the dead fish face are the newly promoted immortals after thousands of years of cultivation, and they have taken up the job of bull head and horse noodles, which can be regarded as officially ranked in the immortal class. There are many little immortals who serve as bull heads and horse noodles, otherwise they can't be busy, and there are too many mortals.

Well, as soon as Lin Man said this, he understood, it turns out that immortals also have an establishment, immortals are like human career establishments, and gods are like civil servants. Then he looked at the dead fish face with disdain, are you still a little fairy?

"Then what is this Manpower Section of the Chrono Authority that Dead Fish Face said just now?"

The "Pingping" beauty went on to explain that the soul world of the earth is divided into the east and the west, each with a management unit, and the boss of the east is the Jade Emperor. Later, for some reason, there was a wave of name changes, and the eastern one was renamed "Chrono Authority", and the western one was renamed "Another Dimensional World". The original "Yin Cao", who managed the life and death of mortals, was renamed the "Human Resources Division", and Chief Cao was also renamed "Section Chief".

Understand. It's like changing the name of a university, and some of the original colleges want to be changed to a fashionable or tall university.

Lin Man began to accept the reality that he was a soul, but he still didn't give up: "What about black and white impermanence? What about Huangquan Road and the flowers on the other side?"

"Boss, with the friendship between the two of us for more than a thousand years, I will save you all the procedures that can be saved. Dead Fish said with a licking face.

"Get out of the way, am I familiar with you?" Lin Man raised his fist irritably and put it down.

What formalities do I want you to save me?

Lin Man touched his left chest, but there was no heartbeat, and he pinched his pulse, but there was no pulse. No wonder I don't feel "sad".

Lin Man grabbed the collar of the dead fish's face: "Send me back." I haven't gotten a divorce yet. ”

"I can't go back, boss. Article 13 of the Heavenly Article, a person cannot step into the same river twice. ”

"Isn't there a rebirth. "Lin Man is not easy to fool.

"Oh my boss, that's the starting point of the great god's spell to fool mortals, it can't be true. ”

Lin Man raised his fist again, and this dead fish face wanted to be beaten twice when he looked at it.

The words of the "Pingping" beauty saved the dead fish face in time: "Although you can't go back to the past, you can go to a different dimensional space-time, that is, a space-time where the time is not synchronized, but the space overlaps." This plane is not the same as your original plane. ”

"Are there a lot of different dimensional spaces?" Lin Man was worried about going to an inexplicable world.

"There are only six. Each soul can be divided into up to six clones, distributed in these six spaces. I don't know why it's six. ”

Lin Man nodded, isn't it just imitating the "six degrees" space. It's better to have a place to go than to go at all, and you can't go to hell to eat and wait for death.

Lin Man let go of the dead fish face, patted his thin shoulder, and asked gently: "Brother, what do you call it?

The dead fish's face bloomed with a smile of underachievement: "Boss, I'm the second, I'm your second in the mortal world." ”