Chapter 109: The Burp
Legend has it that there are three books of "heaven, earth and man" in the three worlds of man, god and ghost, and the book of heaven is used to seal the gods, the earth secretary mountains and seas, and the book of people to determine life and death.
Among them, the Book of Life and Death, also known as the "Book of Life and Death", is a book that records and controls the life span of all living beings in the human world, and is held by the Emperor of the Ghost Emperor of the Hidden Capital, that is, the Son of Yin and Hell.
In modern film and television dramas, it is also said that it is owned by the judge next to King Yama, but in fact, if you think about it, such an important thing is handed over to a deputy to manage, isn't this child's play?
It is said that the Book of Life and Death contains a list of all living beings, including the yang and yin life limits of each person and other living beings!
Yang longevity, as the name suggests, refers to the total number of life that living beings can live in the human world.
The yin life period is less well known.
People know the fate of people after death through various ways, but they can't know, in fact, after the death of people's souls into the underworld, there is also a yin life period, otherwise, the underworld will not be full of souls?
Those who have reached the end of their lives are only dead!
And those who have reached the end of their lives will also die!
The function of the Book of Life and Death is not only an account book, but also through it, you can find out the merits of all living beings, up to the ninety-ninth generation!
Moreover, because of its unique attributes, the Book of Life and Death can determine the life and death of all things in the human world, so it also has great power for many ghost kings and golden immortals from the ghost world or the god world.
Because there are three realms in the Heavenly Dao, to enter the ghost realm, one must be a soul body, to enter the divine realm, one needs to get rid of the mortal fetus and turn into a light body, and to enter the realm, one must possess a creature in the human realm in order to pass through without hindrance.
Even though the barrier between the human and ghost realms has collapsed now, this is an invisible shackle under the will of the Heavenly Dao, unless your strength is greater than that of the Heavenly Dao, anyone must abide by it unconditionally!
In addition to these functions, the Book of Life and Death is even a cursed book, as long as you can really control this book, then no matter how far away the other party is from you, you don't need to meet, as long as you have a name and a birthday, you can cause people to die, even if you get the mountains and rivers Ding, the dissociation decision, the divine weapon solution and other anti-heaven treasures, immortal arts, it is difficult to escape its influence!
It is precisely because of the importance of the Book of Life and Death that it is related to the safety of all living beings in the human world and the stability of the Three Realms, so the Heavenly Dao will never let only one person truly control the Book of Life and Death!
It is rumored in the Daomen that the Book of Life and Death can only be used in the Ghost Realm Yin Division Reincarnation Hall. Moreover, when using the Book of Life and Death, there must be a Heavenly Son of Yin and Darkness recognized by the Heavenly Dao in the center, Meng Po on the left, and the four halls of Yama are all there, so that the Book of Life and Death can be opened and truly used!
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Master Shi Cheng suddenly transmitted a message to me at this time, presumably to hide people's eyes and ears, especially the heavenly evil!
Thinking of the Heavenly Evil, another thought flashed in my mind:
When the general was born just now, the heavenly evil had mentioned the book of life and death, and he controlled the ghost world, could it be that the book of life and death was in his hands?
Master Shi Cheng looked at me with a kind face, and recited the "Dizang Sutra" in his mouth, but he still secretly said to me:
"I and the old smoker entered the ghost realm from the Taishan Netherland, and what we saw and heard was shocking! Except for a few people in the underworld who were still sound, the rest of the Yin Divisions were in a mess, and even Meng Po was nowhere to be found......
"In addition, the Sansheng Stone has also disappeared! We also heard from the Ox Head and Horse Mask and other soul hooking envoys, and even the underworld artifact 'Reincarnation Mirror' was just recovered, alas!"
There are two more exclusive artifacts for the underworld: the Sansheng Stone and the Reincarnation Mirror!
In the local Chinese legend, when a person enters the underworld after death, he will first pass through the Ghost Gate, pass through the Huangquan Road, stroll along the Lechuan River, and then step on the Nai He Bridge......
And there is a stone by the Lechuan River, and this stone is the Sansheng Stone!
The Sansheng Stone records all the memories of each living being's past and present lives, the words on the stone body are bright red as blood, and the top is engraved with four big characters - early landing on the other side!
As an artifact that assists living beings to forget the memory of the yang world and disrupt yin and yang, time and space, identity and even the imprint of the soul, the Sansheng Stone has been beside the river since the beginning of the underworld, surging like a long earthly road.
The world is afraid to see their own present life on the Sansheng Stone, and they are eager to know their past life, so they give the Sansheng Stone a lot of philosophical thoughts:
In this life, the past life is known, and the surname is left on the Sansheng stone.
I don't know who she is in the next life, and I forget about the three lives when I drink the soup.
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And the reincarnation mirror is little known!
Legend has it that after making up for the sky, Nuwa began to make people out of clay, and for each person, a grain of sand was taken for measurement, and the small amount was gathered into a large stone.
This stone because it began at the beginning of the opening of heaven and earth, by the essence of the sun and the moon, the spirituality gradually passed, the head heavy, the sunny side is smooth, the sky can be reached, and the appearance is fantastic.
Then this stone has been cultivated for thousands of years, and its smooth yang surface finally forms a mirror, so it is called the reincarnation mirror!
The reincarnation mirror has entered the world several times, because of too many people and things, there is no teacher to cultivate the instrument spirit, and the mirror has a crack on its own, implying that the way of heaven is lacking, and all souls suffer from the pain and grief of life and death......
Later, when Nuwa saw this, in order to prevent the reincarnation mirror spirit from having the idea of being world-weary and demonic, she cast a spirit talisman to seal it.
In order to better restrain its demonic nature, Nuwa thought about it again and again, and finally put it on the side of the Sansheng Stone in the Lechuan River of the Ghost Gate Pass, which changed in a myriad of ways, showing any scene in the three-life cycle for all living beings!
These two artifacts and the Book of Life and Death are known as the Three Great Treasures of the Underworld, which have guarded the ghost world for a long time, which can not only maintain the laws of the Heavenly Dao, but also deter cultivators who are lucky and try to escape the catastrophe of life and death!
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As Master Shaktcheng spoke, I pondered and digested the information as he continued:
“...... The instrument is not square or round, and there are no rules in the underworld, coupled with the murder of the Heavenly Son of the Netherworld, the will of the Heavenly Dao is obscure, and the ghosts are unrestrained and self-contained...... The old smoker and I really don't know where to start, so we can only break into the Yin Hall of the Xudu with one heart!"
My heart was beating when I heard it, although Master Shi Cheng was the number one master in the human world, and his realm had reached the level of refining the gods and returning to the void, and the old master was also at the peak of refining qi into the body, but he was bound by the rules of the Heavenly Dao, and he could only act with his soul body in the ghost world, and his strength would definitely be greatly reduced.
"When I was young, I traveled all over the world and made countless friends, and I also had intersections with the Soul Envoy of the Underworld, the ghost eater Zhong Kui, and the Four Palaces Yan Jun......
Master Shi Cheng continued with emotion.
"But as soon as we entered the main hall, we understood that the ghost affairs of the underworld from top to bottom have changed, and the previous Yin Division masters have been replaced, and there is no way to investigate at all!"
Speaking of this, Master Shi Cheng sighed a little helplessly, and then continued.
Later, we had to find the new Yan Jun directly, and argue with him, trying to turn the tide and restore order in the ghost world...... Helplessly, the Yan Monarch, the Ghost King, the Ghost General, and the others are all subject to the orders of the new Yin and Netherworld Heavenly Son, and they don't pay attention to the rampant ghosts in the human world!"
"Later, our talks broke down, and we fought with the directors of the Netherworld Palace, but unfortunately we were outnumbered...... Then, then he was caught and given to that demon - Heavenly Evil!"
After Master Shi Cheng finished speaking, without waiting for me to ask questions, he said quickly:
"In order to pass on the message to you, the old smoker and I discussed with each other to leave a life-saving stunt, but fortunately, we can break free for a while at the critical moment and tell you the reason!"
"The flesh of me and the old smoker ghost is in the White Horse Temple, guarded by your Dingmen inheritance heavy weapon - Kyushu Xuanyuan Ding, but at most the body can be preserved for seven days......"
"Now we don't have much time, I hope that the little brother can read the grace of nurturing in the Daomen of the human world, in order to avoid the destruction of all creatures in the human world, find an opportunity to explore the ghost world again, be sure to find the book of life and death, the three-life stone and the reincarnation mirror, reshape the order of the ghost world, and then build a barrier between the two worlds!
Master Shi Cheng's last words are desolate and sad, he is a great power of Buddhism, he has long been accustomed to seeing the life and death of Hongchen, but he still misses the world, it is not easy to think about the living beings, this broad and boundless mind and affection really moved me, worthy of being a Buddhist monk!
After saying this, Master Shi Cheng no longer transmitted the sound, only to see him put away the Buddha's phantom and the white horse Buddha's light, the wrinkled old face Buddha Qi was horizontal, and he looked at the heavenly evil in a blink of an eye, and whispered:
"If the song is not straight, it will bend in the end, and it is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to watch the house.
The ink dyes the cormorant black, and the whitewashed crow is not strong!
The candied yellow lotus is bitter in the end, and the melons and fruits cannot be sweet.
There are always people in the world who do good deeds, and mortals call them immortals!"
After that, Master Shi Cheng looked at me again, his eyes showed a hint of encouragement, he shook his lips lightly, and seemed to have something to say, but he hesitated for a moment, and finally did not speak.
Subsequently, his soul body resolutely took over the old master, and the Buddha with both palms was magnificent, fighting with the heavenly evil!
I listened to Master Shi Cheng's recitation of the revised "The Complete Biography of Yongqing Shengping", my heart was inexplicably sad, my eyes were moist, my fists were clenched, my nails were almost pinched into the flesh and blood between my palms, and I wanted to get up and fight with the evil of heaven for a while!
But at this time, the soul body of the old master flashed aside, waved his hand to stop me, he made a naughty grimace, and then said:
"Ouch, I'm an old girl, Chen Yida, do you have sand in your eyes? Well, this place looks like a desert, I'm afraid I'm not squinted by the sand?"
I was about to speak, but he interrupted:
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it! The old man has lived for almost 100 years, and he has never seen any scenes? Isn't it just to cry for us? Wait until you go back to the White Horse Temple and cry to me and the flesh of the old bachelor!"
As he spoke, he touched his waist with one hand but found nothing, and sighed:
"Alas...... It's better to be a ghost than to be a man, this old man can't smoke this cigarette, and he should have smoked a few more bags when he was out of his body that day...... Well, Chen Yida, you remember, burn more tobacco when you give incense to the old men, although the old man may not be able to collect it, but it's good to have this thought in his heart, well, remember to remember!"
The old man said it as if he had forgotten to pick up a cigarette pouch when he went out to the park, and his demeanor when he finally told me was so serious that I almost forgot the current predicament!
"Don't make a move, you're not his opponent yet!"
The old master looked at the heavenly evil with a complicated expression, and said.
"The old man entered late, and when he entered the Dingmen, I heard that he had disappeared...... Alas, his master Wuwu is the uncle of the old man's master, and he has to be called Uncle Sheng, hey!
Actually, I can't blame anyone else, well, it's just that the two of us old men are not able to do our best, and our skills are not as good as others...... You're going to have to work harder, we've thrown our old faces into the ghost world, and you're going to have to earn it back for us, hear?"
The last sentence "I heard", the old master said very seriously, as if gambling on the face and dignity of a lifetime.
I took a deep breath and nodded vigorously.
The old master breathed a sigh of relief and said quickly:
"This day the evil has entered the demon path, and that demon demon has hit the ghost world and the demon world, and even the demon Luo is trapped by him, it's amazing!"
"When you have the opportunity to go to the ghost realm in the future, you must remember that you can't confront him head-on before your evil qi becomes a dragon, otherwise you will never recover! Also, your mental strength is extremely poor, if it wasn't for the old bachelor to save you just now, it would be dangerous...... How did that old stone purify your body, his brother-in-law!"
The old man scolded the old man trafficker as he spoke.
"Well, this one, oh yes! The end of this year is the day of the Daomen competition, and Lao He will preside over it after I burp with the old bachelor! Well, also, remember to notify you, and the position of the master of the Dingmen Gate will be passed to the old stone-Shi Chongming!"
The old master spoke casually and very quickly, and did not give me a chance to speak at all.
When he saw my sad expression, he scratched his head and said:
"This is something that can't be helped! Even if the golden immortal descends to earth now, the soul bodies of me and the old bachelor will not be able to return to the flesh, and there will be no way to get ...... Besides, in order to fight for this opportunity now, he and I have entered our bodies with soul and demonic energy, even if it is the treasure in the door, Xuanyuan Ding, we can't store us!"
Hearing the old master mention the soul body, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I was about to tell him out loud that I had a soul suppression tower, but the result was ...... Still to no avail!
For a moment, my thoughts were numb:
I can't beat them, I can't escape them, how can I save the old master?
"Don't think about it! The soul body has been out of the body for seven days, and the spiritual energy of the body has been exhausted! Don't mention this kind of thing to the old man, the eldest husband will die if he dies, and what kind of Taoist priest will harm others and live a fucking life, don't make the old man lose his old age!"
The old master saw that my eyes were rolling, and hurriedly spoke.
"I, the old bachelor and Huang Lao, the three of us are also forgetful friends, when we were young, we roamed the rivers and lakes, and acted chivalrous and righteous to drive away demons and abduct demons...... Hehehehe, I said that I missed my mouth! Well, anyway, I am like a brother! What is it difficult for you to do in the future, remember to ask Huang Lao for more advice, ah!?"
is still as usual as usual, and the last sentence of "ah" makes me play, like a relative-like advice!
The old master looked left and right, looking a little embarrassed, so he turned his head to look at Master Shi Cheng, and saw that the Buddha's light was like a millimeter, and his power was close to the peak, so he nodded to me again, and then laughed loudly at Master Shi Cheng:
"What did you just read? Is it the introduction that the monk recited when he died?"
Master Shi Cheng fought loudly, and the Buddha's light pressed the heavenly evil to protect himself, and he saw the old master speak provocatively, and rarely came out with a dirty sentence:
"Fuck! You old smoker who doesn't know how to learn, that's a Buddhist man, also known as a song! It's just a fucking feeling, understand?"
The old master laughed heartily:
"Oh-hahaha! It's almost time, old bachelor! How about you and I give our relatives and friends a ride?"
As soon as these words came out, Huang Lao beside me was excited, with tears in his eyes, he jumped to his feet and shouted:
"your grandma, do you still need you to send it?
After that, Huang Lao pulled me and ran towards the periphery, his arm strength was strong, and he didn't allow me to struggle at all!
As I ran, I looked back, only to see the old master summon the Da Ding Phantom again, and while directing the Da Ding to attack the Heavenly Evil, he shouted loudly:
"Damn, Lao Tzu also came to say a dying burp, listen up!
The prince went to seek immortals, and Dancheng went to nine days!
Seven days in the cave, a thousand years in the world!
Those who follow are fan, and those who are against them are immortals!
Fuck - Lao Tzu is only in the middle, upside down!!
Hahahahaha!!ha