Chapter 260 of the text: Absurd love, the eternal Zixia fairy

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Fairy Zixia has appeared!

When the audience saw the woman on the picture, they couldn't help but light up their eyes, the woman rowing on the bamboo raft was full of ethereal aura in this painting of sand and water, birds and reeds, like a fairy who does not eat the fireworks of the world. ≥

Some viewers who have watched the introduction of the film, the first time they saw the woman on the screen, the first thought that came to their hearts, this ethereal woman like a valley is the Zixia Fairy!

The boy sat on the seat, couldn't help but patted Xiaoyu next to him excitedly, and said, "This woman should be Zixia Fairy, I bet, believe it or not!"

Xiao Yu smiled quietly and said, "I believe it!"

The boy didn't feel disappointed at all, and muttered leisurely with interest: "The story of Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy should be below, and I don't know if what is written on the movie promotional slogan is true?"

The big screen continued to play "Big Words", and next, Zixia ran into Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings who came to arrest her, and had a fight, and there were many jokes in it.

When they saw this plot, the audience in the screening hall laughed loudly, they knew that this woman's name was Zixia Fairy, and she was transformed by the wick of the magic lamp under the seat of Rulai, and they also saw the eccentricity of this fairy-filled woman for the first time on the big screen, as well as her strange request for Ruyi Langjun!

"Whoever can pull out my purple and green sword will be my wishful husband!"

In the picture, the Four Heavenly Kings and Erlang God asked Fairy Zixia: "You are an immortal, how can you move your mortal heart, if the evil demon Dao pulls out your sword, then our heavenly court will not become a laughing stock." ”

Zixia: "The sword can only be drawn by me and the person I like, even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life, if I can't be with the person I like, even if I am the Jade Emperor, I will not be happy." ”

A good sentence "If I can't be with the person I like, even if I am the Jade Emperor, I will not be happy".

In another world, many fans of "Big Talk" used to watch "Big Talk" after ten or twenty years, and saw the fairy spirit and eccentricity of the empty valley when Zixia Fairy first appeared, and when they saw Zixia Fairy say this sentence again, they couldn't help but sigh and sigh, stunned.

How nice it would be if life was only as it first saw it!

However, the audience in the screening hall didn't know that they saw Zixia Fairy for the first time on the big screen at this time, and they thought she was eccentric and very pleasing.

As for her strange request for the "person she likes", they just think it is just a way for her to express her eccentricity.

Later, Zixia ran into the Supreme Treasure that accidentally traveled back to five hundred years ago with the Moonlight Treasure Box, and then the Supreme Treasure knew that he had returned to five hundred years ago, when the Pansi Cave was still the "Water Curtain Cave".

Zixia Fairy changed the Water Curtain Cave to Pansi Cave and renamed herself "Pansi Daxian", which is the ancestor of Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang.

The dislocation seems to have begun, and the first signs are emerging!

Fairy Zixia took the moonlight treasure box from the Supreme Treasure's hand and announced domineeringly: "Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you. "It's so breathing, like a fairy tale.

So, Zixia gave the Supreme Treasure three hemorrhoids, and in order to prove that what she just said was true, the Supreme Treasure also belonged to her.

When the audience saw this, they liked this eccentric and fairy woman more and more.

But the Supreme Treasure panicked, he thought of his dream, and the voice in the dream said, "When you wait for the person who gave you three hemorrhoids, you will understand." ”

He took a look at the demon mirror and threw it away in fright.

When the audience saw this, some continued to laugh heartlessly, and some buried a suspense in their hearts.

Later, the entanglement between Supreme Treasure and Zixia began.

In order to get the Moonlight Treasure Box, Supreme Treasure has been tricking Ji Xiang from Zixia Fairy to the Moonlight Treasure Box, and then a series of jokes happened, making the audience laugh.

Zixia during the day, Qingxia's "Zixia" at night is entangled with the Supreme Treasure, the simple-hearted Zixia said that she would help the Supreme Treasure, but she couldn't help her sister Qingxia, the Supreme Treasure didn't believe it.

In the middle, the Supreme Treasure unintentionally pulled out the Ziqing Sword, and when Zixia saw it, she thought that the Supreme Treasure was her intended person.

Later, Zixia and Supreme Treasure went to a market, and Zixia used the Ziqing Sword to make a "doodoo" sound to confess to Supreme Treasure.

Supreme Treasure: What are you doing?

Zixia: My crush is nearby.

Supreme Treasure: Did you see him?

Zixia: No, because my purple sword sends out a "beet-beep-" signal.

Supreme Treasure: Where did the beep come from?

Zixia: Tut-toot-toot-!

Supreme Treasure: You beeped, the sword didn't.

Zixia: Oh, I know you can't hear me, so I "beep" to you! It's over, I'm so scared, I don't lie to you, I'm really scared!

Supreme Treasure: What are you afraid of?

Zixia: This marriage was arranged by God, do you think I'm afraid?

Supreme Treasure: Here we go again......

Zixia: Yes, my heart is beating, my sword is "beeping", what should I do? How can I tell him?

“”

In the picture, in order to confess to the Supreme Treasure Zixia, like an ordinary little girl, suffers from gains and losses, looking around, flustered, and when the Supreme Treasure promised to say "good", she was happy and full of joy like the little girl.

When the audience saw this, they felt that Zixia was very kind and liked it very much, and the Zixia Fairy they saw was a girl who was just beginning to fall in love.

Later, when Zixia asked the Supreme Treasure to kiss her, the Supreme Treasure stopped her, and then the Zixia Fairy entered the heart of the Supreme Treasure and asked him a question: "Are the Supreme Treasure and his lady very affectionate?"

Then she said "I understand" at the end, her expression lost.

The camera switches later.

The audience was curious at this time, what did Zixia mean by the phrase "I understand"?

What did she hear in the heart of the Supreme Treasure?

However, the camera switched, and no one knew what Zixia heard in the heart of the Supreme Treasure, leaving a question in the hearts of the audience.

Later, the camera appears in the desert at dusk and sunset, a fire is lit, and Zixia is sitting next to the fire.

In the picture, in the desert under the sunset, Zixia squatted on the sand, looking at the back of the Supreme Treasure with a lost look, and some viewers saw this picture and saw the clear and lost eyes of the Zixia Fairy, and they were inexplicably distressed.

The Supreme Treasure watched Zixia disappear into the desert and did not come back!

Some thoughtful viewers are wondering again, what did Zixia hear in the heart of the Supreme Treasure?

The plot soon became cheerful again, Tang Sanzang appeared as a joke, and then to the part where the Niufu Bull Demon King married.

In a small pavilion, the Zixia sword was placed on the neck of the Supreme Treasure, and then the Supreme Treasure said the classic monologue of "I love you for 10,000 years", and the plot seemed to be very cheerful.

When the audience saw this scene, many people were laughing! they thought that the lie made up by the Supreme Treasure was funny, and they felt that Zixia's expression and movements that she immediately believed to be true were very cheerful!

Later, the plot has always been a nonsensical joke, especially when Sun Wukong saw Tang Sanzang in prison, and Tang Sanzang sang "only temptation" inside, there was a burst of laughter in the theater.

"This Tang Sanzang is really funny!

"This person who wants to write the script is really talented!

Many viewers laughed and discussed, and no one paid attention to what Tang Seng said to the Supreme Treasure when he was impatient to stab him to death and turned to leave: "Wukong, you can stab me to death, what is the sorrow of life, what is the pain of death, when you really understand the sacrifice of your life, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me." ”

At that time, the Supreme Treasure didn't understand, and the audience didn't understand either, and they were still laughing!

The film continues, and the picture behind is a series of jokes, a series of chaotic battles, everyone changes their bodies, Zixia is captured by the Bull Demon King and returned to the Cow Mansion, and the Supreme Treasure accidentally falls into a coma.

The Supreme Treasure was rescued by Bodhi, the Supreme Treasure woke up, and Bodhi had a conversation with him. The Supreme Treasure asked Bodhi why he wanted to take him back to this cave? Bodhi said that you yourself had passed out and brought us here.

Supreme Treasure: I must have missed Jingjing so much.

Bodhi: Yes, when you passed out, you called Jingjing by the name ninety-eight times.

Supreme Treasure: Jingjing is my mother.

Bodhi: There is another named Zixia who has been called 784 times!

Supreme Treasure: Huh?!

Bodhi: Seven hundred and eighty-four times, this Zixia must owe you a lot of money.

When I saw this, many viewers thought it was nothing, but found the dialogue interesting and laughed.

Later, things came to a reversal, Bai Jingjing appeared five hundred years ago, and Supreme Treasure told Bai Jingjing that she would be his own lady five hundred years later. Bai Jingjing entered the heart of the Supreme Treasure, and this was the second woman to enter the heart of the Supreme Treasure.

Later, Supreme Treasure is going to marry Bai Jingjing!

And in the Niu Mansion, Zixia always thought that the Supreme Treasure would come to take her away, and Qingxia asked her what the Supreme Treasure had to do to beat the Bull Demon King. This eccentric fairy said innocently, "Heaven actually arranged for him to pull out my purple and green sword, he must be an extraordinary person." I knew that one day, he would appear in a high-profile situation, dressed in golden armor and stepping on seven-colored clouds, to marry me. “

When she said this, Zixia was full of girl's innocence and happiness.

It's the beginning of her fantasies!

But Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing are about to get married, and Supreme Treasure had a dream the night before the wedding.

In the dream, on the stump of a desert, the Zixia Fairy sat there, her expression inexplicably lonely and sad.

Zixia: Last night, I asked a spider to tell you and told him to sue you, I miss you very much, don't you know?

Supreme Treasure: You don't know, I've been lying to you!

Zixia: Lie to it, just like a moth, knowing that it will hurt or put on the fire. “

In the dream, Zixia smiled, as if laughing at herself, and said, "Moths are so stupid. ”

Then he woke up from the dream, and he saw a spider, a string of bracelets, which belonged to Zixia.

When many viewers saw this, they suddenly felt as if their hearts were blocked.

Things are always unexpected, before getting married, Bai Jingjing left, leaving a note.

Then Chun Thirty Niang looked for her sister Bai Jingjing, and broke the heart of the Supreme Treasure with a knife, the picture did not record this scene, but a pool of blood rushed out.

When the audience saw this, they were heartbroken, and then the camera switched back to the scene where the Bull Demon King was about to marry Zixia Fairy.

It is said that people's mood is biased towards happy things, and it is easy to throw away unhappy things, and the mood that was a little congested just now was quickly amused by Tang Sanzang's funny and verbose jokes and everyone's jokes about fighting bull demons.

Yiqiē changed so quickly that the audience didn't even have time to react, and the Supreme Treasure learned the truth after his death, put on a golden hoop, and became the Monkey King.

Then he came to rescue Zixia, but now he is no longer able to move everything and worldly thoughts, so he can only say to Zixia, I am entrusted by a person called Supreme Treasure to come to save you.

Of course, Zixia could see it clearly, but she was very happy, and she poured out her thoughts affectionately with the Supreme Treasure who refused to admit her identity, and she finally waited for the person who was wearing a golden armor robe and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds.

However, Zixia's happiness was so short-lived, in order to save the Supreme Treasure, she used her chest to block the fork of the Bull Demon King.

The moment the fork was inserted into Zixia's chest, the hearts of many of the audience present tightened.

Before dying, Zixia said the words in the arms of the Supreme Treasure: "My intended person is a hero of the world, one day he will step on the colorful auspicious clouds to marry me, but I guessed the front, but I can't guess the ending." ”

A qiē came too quickly, too suddenly, and some viewers didn't have time to react, and they couldn't chew the taste, or they were confused, or their faces were expressionless.

But some viewers saw Zixia lying in the arms of the Supreme Treasure and said these words, and saw this eccentric fairy with a sad and reluctant death confession, and felt that their chests were blocked and they couldn't breathe.

When they saw the pain of the Supreme Treasure wanting to hold Zixia's hand but being tortured by the hoops, many people's eyes were sour, and some tears flowed out of their eyes unconsciously.

The movie soon comes to the end of the scene, where the Sunset Samurai, who is the same as the Supreme Treasure, and the reincarnated Zixia stand on the city wall.

The audience was overjoyed, the Supreme Treasure didn't leave? Zixia didn't die?

The final picture is frozen in the reincarnation Zixia and the sunset warrior embracing each other, Zixia looked at the back of Sun Wukong who turned around and walked away, and the feeling of déjà vu in her eyes.

"That person looks so weird!" Zixia looked at Sun Wukong in the distance and said strangely.

"I saw it too, he looks like a dog!"

At this time, when the two lines of dialogue are spoken, a low melody sounds, and the song of "A Love" sounds.

At this moment, some viewers who couldn't understand or understand suddenly felt as if their hearts had been hit by a hammer, their whole body exploded, their eyes were sore, and tears burst out of their eyes uncontrollably.

The singing of "The Love of My Life" continues, and in the distance, Wukong (Supreme Treasure) looks back at it from a distance and disappears into the distance.

At the end of the movie, the audience stared at the big screen, some cried, some laughed, and some looked confused.

Some people didn't understand it, and felt that the relationship between Zixia and Supreme Treasure was inexplicable.

Some people understood, when the Supreme Treasure was dissected and knew that the Zixia Fairy left a tear in his heart, the Supreme Treasure also understood.

Some people can't understand that the final ending Supreme Treasure and Zixia are together?

The boy understood, no longer laughing before, but silent!

And the girl named Xiaoyu was already crying silently at this time, and she burst into tears. For some reason, the boy next to her didn't persuade her, only silence.

In the sea of hundreds of millions of people, there is always a love similar to Zixia and Supreme Treasure happening in reality!

Some people say that there are three levels of watching "Journey to the West":

If you laugh with abdominal cramps and grin when watching "Journey to the West", then you have a great sense of humor;

If you finish watching "Journey to the West" and you are still rolling on the ground with laughter, then you knight doesn't understand anything;

If you finish watching "Journey to the West", you suddenly find that you don't know when there are tears on your face, you finally understand the first layer of "Journey to the West";

If you have laughed and laughed after watching "Journey to the West", and tears have flowed, and you are suddenly stunned, and suddenly feel that you don't know whether to cry or laugh, then you understand the second layer;

If you finish watching "Journey to the West" and sit there silently, you feel nowhere to go, and you feel a kind of sadness and helplessness that goes deep into the bone marrow, then you understand the third layer!

(ps: Two chapters in one chapter, and I read "Big Words" again, I feel that the pen is still shallow, and that feeling can't be depicted, you can barely take a look, this is a classic in the hearts of many people, and the little brother is trying his best to express, I hope you understand, and in the new month, I ask you to give you a reward, monthly ticket support, thank you!)