"You're there too......"

Xu Zheng didn't expect that the elf princess would still stay in the Dragon Hall honestly, the environment of the hell world was definitely not in line with the aesthetics of the elves, Xu Zheng thought that Emilia and Astraya had already left with the orc caravan. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I didn't shy away from the elf princess when I talked to my partners about things on the other side of the earth before, after all, in Xu Zheng's opinion, the aggressiveness of the group of agricultural houses in the elf forest is too low, and most of the elves belong to the guys who can play with a sunflower seed for a month or two......

Before, Xu Zheng also considered waiting for the time to come out of the forest to bring some of the elves who were willing to go out of the forest to the earth for a walk, for these botanical masters, Xu Zheng felt that when the time came, asking them to help, not only could solve the problem of desertification in the northwest of the country, but it was not easy for people to clean up the smog in the capital, but the right time was not now, and the current elf princess did not understand the correct way of life on the other side of the earth.

Succubimen can rely on their demagogic talent to deal with unexpected situations, but what about Emilia? Once the identity of the human beings on the earth is recognized, throw out a thorn seed and tie the other party?

Seeing that Xu Zheng was hesitant, Emilia hurriedly said, "I talked to the succubi who came back from the earth, and they told me a lot of life experiences on the earth. ”

"For example?"

Xu Zheng glanced at Emilia curiously, and Emilia said seriously: "There is a magical food called tofu brain on the earth, salty is better than sweet!" ”

"Uh...... Although I'm also a salty party, tofu brain has no direct connection with ordinary life, and besides, if you say this in front of the sweet party...... Definitely going to get beaten! Xu Zheng didn't expect that the two succubi who had been on the earth for ten days and a half for a short time would be able to give the elf princess a correct strategy for life on the earth, after thinking about it for a while, Xu Zheng nodded and said: "In view of the good relationship between us and the elves, it is not impossible to take you around the earth, but the two of you must promise me in advance that after you arrive on the earth, all actions will listen to me!" ”

"That's fine!" After Emilia finished speaking, Astraya wanted to speak and stopped, Xu Zheng smiled when she saw this: "If there is anything you want to say, let's discuss it here first......"

"If you have some intimate physiological problems, do you want to report them? For example, when you want to shout, I have to tell you......" After the head maid finished speaking, Xu Zheng tilted his head and pondered, and said: "Theoretically, as far as I know, there is no toilet in the Elf Forest......"

"Well, there is no orc royal court either, and the human kings do have some of the kind of facilities you mentioned, but there are many big trees in the elven forest that obscure your vision! And with the agility of the elves, they will not be discovered by others! "Astraya is serious.

Don't underestimate the ubiquitous cameras on the planet! Also, what the hell is a little solution behind an obstacle? Are you all puppies? Can't boo without something to support it?

Thinking that the elf princess and the head maid would solve personal problems anywhere, Xu Zheng really didn't dare to think of that terrible picture anymore, with the appearance of Emilia and Astraea, if this kind of thing was really done on the earth, it would be like grabbing headlines with Mr. Wang!

"Let's wait until the time of the earth......"

Xu Zheng has a bit of a headache, the morality on the earth makes him unable to discuss such embarrassing issues with Emilia, and Xu Zheng also knows that no matter how good the conversation is on the side of hell, it is better to let these two elf girls really feel that life on the earth is more efficient.

"Then the task of counting the first batch of Hell natives who went to Earth will be handed over to you."

After talking to Infinit, Xu Zheng beckoned to the two elf girls and said, "Come back to my house with us first, and we'll talk in detail when we get to the place." ”

The brilliance flashed, and the two elves appeared in the living room of Xu Zheng's house, Lilith muttered a few words to Linglong, and took out a watermelon from the refrigerator in the kitchen......

"Dad, let Sister Emilia conjure up more watermelons, and our family won't have to buy them anymore!"

Linglong's words made Xu Zheng cry and laugh a little, but he didn't expect that in the eyes of his own children, the role of the elves is to become delicious, and after glancing at the two elves who were still surprised and hadn't come back to their senses for a long time, Xu Zheng smiled: "Should I say to you, welcome to the earth?" ”

"Can we go back?" After Emilia finished speaking cautiously, Xu Zheng nodded and said, "No problem!" If you want to go back, just talk to me, what's the matter, are you not satisfied with the environment of my home? ”

"Satisfied......" Emilia nodded blankly, her eyes wandered at the strange decorations in Xu Zheng's house that could not be named, but soon Emilia's gaze froze, and she looked blankly at the bonsai bamboo on the windowsill of Xu Zheng's house.

"It's a new species!"

After Emilia finished speaking excitedly, Astraya also jumped up, and the fundamental purpose of the two begging Xu Zheng to come to the earth was to discover the "new plants" that did not exist in the miracle world on the earth, but what the two did not expect was that these huge "treasures" appeared as soon as they entered Xu Zheng's house!

"It's just a bamboo, landscape plants are of little use to you elves......" Xu Zheng looked at the elf princess who had returned to normal with a smile, and took the two illusion rings left by the succubus who had returned to hell from Lilith and said: "If you don't mind going a long way, tomorrow our family will go far away and go to our island, you should be able to see more earth plants." ”

"Don't mind!" Emilia said anxiously, "Thank you so much...... By the way, His Royal Highness Xu Zheng, can we take this pot of 'Wenzhu' with us when we go back? I will urge my father and the elders to step up the production of the vision ring. “

"It's okay to bring it, but I plan to take you to the flower market when I have time......" Xu Zheng smiled when he heard this: "This thing is only ten or twenty yuan a pot, and I can buy you a few new pots when the time comes." ”

"How much is ten or twenty dollars? Can't you buy and sell things with gold on earth? Emilia didn't have an intuitive concept of the currency on the earth, so she thought about it before she spoke: "Then please break the bill first, and when I return to the forest, I will let my father make amends!" ”

"It's not a waste of money, I'll cook first, and I'll trouble you to conjure some watermelons for Lilith and Linglong......" Xu Zheng smiled when he heard this: "In addition, I suggest that you learn more about how to live on Earth from Lilith and Linglong, and of course, the most important thing is to go and learn how to use the bathroom with my daughter." ”

(To be continued.) )