"Ah.......h

"Stop, stop, it seems like it was aha-yo last time, right? Which one is right? ”

Zhang Zhao was crazy: "How do I know which one is right?" ""Worried" was most popular around 2011, after four or five years, Zhang Zhao has no golden fingers, and he has no talent to forget, and it is already the limit to be able to restore more than half of the bird language and expressions from memory.

"Brother Zhang, don't scold. Mom said that the scolding child will have his tongue cut off by Lord Yama...... "Little Lori sat on the bluestone on the side of the road with her cheeks up, and watched the two sisters and brothers in front of her perform with an expression of looking at the monkeys in the zoo.

Tangtang sighed and said, "Why don't you change the Jiangnan ribbon you said!" ”

Zhang Zhao pondered for a while, and found that he still couldn't sing Uncle Bird's song, why did these divine comedies either sing birds and flowers, or they were black...... I had to cough dryly and said, "That song is too difficult, it's not for you, why don't you change it again?" ”

Tangtang's face was a little unsightly: "Zhang Zhao, did you deliberately not want to teach me?" ”

Zhang Zhao said: "No, don't worry, I will definitely find a suitable song for you this time!" ”

There are a lot of songs suitable for little girls to sing, and "Robot Cat" is an ordinary children's song without cartoons; "The Three Treasures of Auspiciousness" Zhang Zhao doesn't know that inexplicable Mongolian; "Little Dragon Man" is even more thunderous if there is no story to match, and I thought it was a full bag; Why not "Song of the Pig"?

Zhang Zhao began to sing in a soft voice: "Pig, you have two holes in your nose....."

"Aha." The two little Loli laughed even more energetically, compared to the complete ignorance of "Worried", this song is simple and straightforward, full of childlike fun, and the image of Zhu Bajie is in it, which naturally makes people laugh.

But when he had laughed enough, Tangtang snorted coldly and said, "Zhang Zhao, are you laughing at me for being a pig?" ”

Zhang Zhao spread his hands and said, "Sister, you can't look like a pig no matter how you look at it." ”...... It should be a proud little peacock.

Tangtang covered her ears and shook her head, "I don't care!" I don't like this song, what a pig's nose and pig's ears, disgusting to death! ”

Zhang Zhao's head was big for a while, and he finally knew why his aunt and uncle-in-law mentioned their cousins in their previous lives with helpless expressions. He hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't want to change it for you......"

If the saliva song is not good, then it can only be on the main theme. "Unforgettable Tonight" is not suitable for children, but "Tomorrow Will Be Better" is suitable for Tangtang's children's voice.

"Gently wake up the sleeping soul and open your eyes full of ......" When Zhang Zhao began to sing this song, the two little Loli stopped laughing, and Lin Jia didn't even notice that the ice cream in her hand melted and dripped on her body. Although Zhang Zhao's broken voice occasionally goes absurdly, this golden song that has been in the evening for decades still conquered two small audiences with his unique charm.

“…… Let's look forward to a better tomorrow! After singing the last line, Tangtang stood up excitedly: "This song is so good!" I want to learn! By the way, who sang this song? ”

Zhang Zhao said: "This is a new song, written by Zhang Ye!" Zhang Zhao has the impression that this song seems to have only become popular in the mid-90s, and it is estimated that the creation time should be around 90. Since it's a new song that hasn't been written yet, let's plagiarize it, but no one believes that he, a 4-year-old kid, can write such a deep song, so the author of the song has become the almighty Zhang Ye.

"Who is Zhang Ye? Why haven't I heard of it? Lin Jia asked curiously.

"My pen pal." Zhang Zhao began to talk nonsense: "That, Tangtang or you should sing!" ”

Sugar Candy sang it much better than Zhang Zhao, and Zhang Zhao casually corrected his singing mistakes, and within 10 minutes, Tang Tang sang well.

Lin Jia clapped her little hands snapped: "Sister Tangtang, you sing so well, much better than Zhang Zhao." ”

Tangtang nodded: "That must be ah, how can Zhang Zhao's incomplete voice be compared to me?" ”

Zhang Zhao was speechless, he was buying ice cream, teaching singing, and being an audience, but in exchange for a bunch of contempt?

......

"What, Tangtang, it's time for us to go home for dinner, right?" Zhang Zhao listened to it eight times and turned around lonely, and the stars in his eyes also kept turning.

Tangtang looked at the sky and said, "It's still early, my aunt will come to call us when we eat." "Tangtang is so excited mainly because in addition to Lin Jia, there are three more listeners. Lin Zhiguang came to find his sister to go home, while Zhang Liang and his neighbor Zou Yibo were obviously looking for Zhang Zhao, but they were both detained by the two little Loli to listen to the concert.

Finally, a gong rescued the audience, and I don't know who shouted: "The candy blower is here!" Immediately, as if the camp had been bombed, countless children rushed out and surrounded the old man who was jumping on a flat pole.

In this era, there are only three kinds of people who beat the gong, monkey play, candy blowing and funeral...... Among them, the monkey trick because it involves animal protection, the future generations no longer exist, but the candy blowers can be seen in folk streets, temple fairs and other places, but unfortunately there is no atmosphere at this time.

The old man unhurriedly put down the flat burden, unhurriedly took out the small bench and finished it, took out the tin stove and blew the charcoal ash on the fire with his mouth, and put a small copper pot on the stove, and before long, a smell of caramel wafted out.

"Bring me three sugar men!" The first one to walk up was naturally the little local tyrant Zhang Liang, but when the old man asked him what style he wanted, he turned to Zhang Zhao: "Brother Zhang Zhao, what kind of sugar man do you three want, I bought it for you." ”

Zhang Zhao smiled faintly and said: "Zhang Liang, if you have something, just say it, don't make those vain heads!" ”

Zhang Liang didn't care much when he saw through his thoughts, and said calmly: "That, can you give me the game chess you played at your house the night before yesterday?" ”

"That's what I do for fun, I don't give it away." Although it has been upgraded to version 1.07, but because of Zhang Zhao's bad taste, there are still a lot of stalks in it.

It's a pity that he wants to leave, but the big and small Lori behind him are all motionless looking at the sugar man. Zhang Zhao had no choice but to say helplessly: "In that case, I'll make another one for you." ”

"Okay!" Zhang nodded: "Just send it to me when it's ready." ”

"Brother Zhang Zhao, bye-bye! Bye-bye, Sister Sugar Candy! Lin Jia, a candy man with a pig in each hand, walked into his yard.

Tangtang also held a chicken in his hand, and when he saw Lin Jia leave and changed hands, he stuffed the sugar man into Zhang Zhao's hand: "I don't like sugar, I'll give it to you." ”

Zhang Zhao was speechless, why do you have to buy it if you don't like to eat? Zhang Zhao couldn't understand the thoughts of these little girls, and they were all very happy when they chose the style.

When I returned home, my aunt was talking to my mother, and when she saw the sister and brother pushing the door in, she hurriedly stopped. But my mother saw the sugar man in Zhang Zhao's hand at a glance and asked, "Why is it just a sugar man, why don't you buy one for your sister too?" Give the candy man to your sister! ”

Zhang Zhao was speechless, this was originally sugar candy. These little girls must be scheming when they grow up......

"Alright, it's time to eat!" Not long after, my mother and aunt came to the table with food.

Dad also came back from grandma's house. The food was plentiful, of course, but the atmosphere was a bit dreary. Dad is also a saw-mouthed gourd, and after a polite sentence, he eats with his head bored, and Zhang Zhao wonders if part of his otaku personality comes from genetics.

And the mother and aunt are also a little conflicted, and both of them silently pick vegetables and fish bones for each other's children. Only Tangtang didn't seem to be able to see the fire, showing off the new songs she had learned, and was about to perform in public, but was stopped by her aunt.

Mom turned on the TV, and it happened that Liaotai was playing "Flower Fairy", and Tangtang watched TV silently. Zhang Zhao is not interested in girl anime, and concentrates on picking up rice.

Since no one was drinking, the meal was over quickly. The aunt left with Tangtang, and the mother also took the father to the kitchen and muttered quietly.

"I'm out playing!" The relationship between the parents is good, and the few times they quarrel are because of the elderly, but Zhang Zhao can't intervene in these things, let the parents handle these things themselves.

When Zhang Zhao came to Xima Road again, the candy blowing man was gone, and he was replaced by a donkey who was pushing upside down and selling tofu brains. A half-large water tank in the car was steaming, and many people lined up with enamel rice bowls in their hands.

"Zhang Zhao, are I done with my game of chess?" Zhang Liang, who was in the queue, shouted loudly.

Zhang Zhao walked over: "I haven't started to do it yet, there is something at home, and it is inconvenient." Why don't you go to your house? ”

"Okay, wait until I'm done beating the tofu brain." Zhang Liang nodded happily.

The tofu brain was scooped with a flattened large wooden spoon, 1 cent a spoonful, and Zhang Liang directly hit 10 spoonfuls. An enamel basin is full.

"Hey, help me get it." Zhang Liang shouted behind him with an enamel basin.

Zhang Zhao rolled his eyes and continued to walk forward. This guy shows off arrogantly every day, if it weren't for the short hands of eating people, Zhang Zhao would not be willing to deal with him.

Zhang Liang's house is also on the side of the east road, facing the public toilet...... His family was not a child of the Sixth Factory, and this suite was exchanged for a side house in a tunzi a few miles away from his family, and it is said that the family who exchanged it at that time was grateful. Then his family surrounded a vacant lot outside the toilet as a pig pen to raise the recovered pigs, and did the work of killing pigs and selling meat.

It stands to reason that the street and its neighbors should have stopped doing it a long time ago, but the Zhang family hired people to take charge of the sanitation and cleaning of the pigsty and public toilets, and it is said that they also gave gifts to the leaders of the street to stop the street. The neighbors gave small favors, and no matter which neighbor came to his house to buy meat, it would be a few cents cheaper. When catching up with the pig killing, the pig blood is sent for free, no matter who comes, just take the pot to pick it up.

Relying on this, the Zhang family made a lot of money in a few years, and their two sons drove to the market to sell meat. The old man even got a small handheld to go to the countryside to collect pigs.

Zhang Zhao pinched his nose and walked into the courtyard gate, Zhang Liang's family built a total of two rooms because of the large population and wealth, and the entire courtyard was crowded, leaving only a half-meter-wide aisle in the middle. In fact, if it weren't for the strict management of the real estate department of the sixth factory, his family would have demolished the bungalow and built a building long ago.

Zhang Liang's mother was cleaning the pig's internal organs, and when she saw Zhang Zhao coming in, she greeted her warmly, and she also washed the fruit for Zhang Zhao. However, the colorful thing in her hand almost didn't let Zhang Zhao spit it out, and hurriedly refused.

Walking into Zhang Liang's house on the left, he finally got a lot better, killing pigs is making money, but it is not something that ordinary people can do. A few years later, the state began to implement the fixed-point slaughtering of pigs, which made the craft of pig killing completely away from the city.

Zhang Liang put the enamel basin aside, took a pen and paper and said, "Okay, you can paint!" ”

Zhang Zhao pondered for a while and said: "I remember that you like to play football, then this game of chess is called "The Road to the World Cup", which tells the story of several young football players leading the Chinese football team out of Asia to the world......