0150 Ma Ma, Zhu Bajie has a mobile phone
Tang Seng smiled awkwardly, looking at the small figure of the white dragon horse and shaking his head helplessly, "This kid, let his senior brother spoil him, Tao Tao, don't laugh, by the way, I call you that, you won't mind, right?" ”
Without waiting for Tao Bao to answer, he continued: "I think that since we are now in a master-apprentice relationship, it is okay to call it intimacy, which is conducive to the circulation of feelings between everyone, and is conducive to harmony......
Looking at Tang Seng who was sitting on the stone pier and began to chatter by himself, Tao Bao patted Zhu Wuneng who had a courteous face beside him: "I said, can the master continue to talk alone?" ”
Zhu Wuneng nodded, peeked at the master who began to talk to himself every day, and said fearfully: "This is not bad, sometimes if one of our apprentices is caught, he can talk all day, it's just terrible, by the way, senior sister, if the master talks to you in the future, you will come to me, and I will definitely help you share it." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Thank you." Tao Bao looked at the river again, where Sha Seng was washing the dishes, "Second Senior Brother, should we go and help Senior Brother Sha?" ”
The place where they are staying now is a small river, it is getting late, obviously they are going to sleep here for a night, the sand monk should be preparing to wash the dishes and make dinner, the white-haired little fart is gone, it is estimated that he is looking for food.
Zhu Wuneng was powerless in the face of the beauty, and when he saw Tao Bao's appearance, he wanted to help, so he naturally nodded in agreement.
When the two came to the river, Zhu Wuneng squatted next to Sha Seng to wash the dishes with him, saying that he would not let Tao Bao touch the water, Tao Bao was funny and helpless, so he had to move a few big stones to build a stove on the bank, and then use a lighter to make a fire.
This is often done in the barracks, and she does it very easily.
When the two sand monks came over after washing the dishes, they were pleasantly surprised to see that Tao Bao had actually made the stove and the fire.
"Senior sister, you are really powerful, much better than senior brother." Zhu Wuneng praised sincerely, this new senior sister is much better than the senior brother who can only scold and fight.
The sand monk also nodded in agreement.
At this time, the white dragon horse, who happened to go out to change his fate, came back, and saw the two senior brothers in the powerful Kuataobao, and immediately stomped his feet in anger.
stepped forward and said viciously to the two of them: "I actually said bad things about my senior brother behind my back, and I won't give you any food, hum!" ”
Seeing the villain walking away from him with a bowl, Zhu Wuneng hurriedly chased after him: "Hey, little junior brother, quickly show me what delicious food you got for me." ”
"I won't show you, this is for Master, hum-huh!" The villain was obviously still angry, and said that he wouldn't show Zhu Wuneng.
The two came to Tang Seng noisily, which interrupted Tang Seng's self-talk.
Tao Bao watched by the stove and looked at Sha Seng puzzled: "Is Mr. Sun and the little junior brother in a good relationship?" ”
Sha Seng scratched his head and said shyly: "I like Senior Brother, but it's not so exaggerated, Master said that he seems to be in a period of hating women now, as long as he sees women, he is like this." ”
Tao Bao nodded understandingly: "It turns out that we have entered puberty, by the way, what are we going to eat for dinner?" ”
Looking at the bowl of white rice in Bailongma, it seems that it is not enough for so many of them to eat.
"This ......" When it came to dinner, Sha Seng was also speechless, the master likes to pretend to be high, and he won't ask for the silver money sent by others, so several of their apprentices have to take turns to go out to make a fate, and they can eat as much as they want, and his senior brothers don't eat anything, mainly to take care of the master, a mortal child.
It's just that the second senior brother is greedy and can't help it, and this senior sister, although she looks a little different, seems to be a mortal.
Sha Seng was worried, don't think about the bowl of rice of the little junior brother, the little kid has a very bad temper, and he must not share it with the senior sister.
Seeing that Sha Seng was full of sorrow, Tao Bao felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly remedied: "I can solve the problem of eating by myself." ”
As he spoke, he spent five cents of money in the system store and bought a somen meal by himself.
Sha Seng saw with his own eyes that there were five more bowls of somen noodles on the side of the stove, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva after not eating for many days.
"Senior sister, where did you get the somen noodles?" Sha Seng asked, swallowing his saliva.
Tao Bao casually said that he had bought too much before, and Sha Seng was convinced, and while sighing that he wanted the receptionist of the company to have good benefits, he went to the master with plain noodles.
These bowls of somen noodles, Tang monks and apprentices showed their great love and enthusiasm, including the white dragon horse, all of them were not polite to Tao Bao, and they were eaten when they were served.
Tao Bao glanced at Tang Seng who was eating with a mouth full of oil, and sighed in his heart, it was really a pity for this prosperous beauty.
The five masters and apprentices were sitting around the fire, eating somen noodles fragrantly, when suddenly a strange sound sounded.
"Pick up my phone quickly, answer my phone quickly, answer my phone quickly......"
Tao Baozheng wondered where this mobile phone ringtone came from, and saw the second junior brother hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks and took them out from his waist - mobile phone?!
"Hey, lady, what are you looking for me?" Zhu Wuneng was busy eating noodles, turned on his mobile phone and put it on his lap, and asked while eating noodles.
A soft voice belonging to a woman rang on the other end of the phone: "Xianggong, have you had dinner?" Are the masters and disciples okay? You texted before that the elder brother ran away from home, what the hell is going on, you didn't quarrel, did you? ”
Zhu Wuneng sucked the noodles while smiling and raised his eyes to look at Tao Bao: "There is no quarrel, the senior brother has found a senior sister to replace him, we are eating noodles now, the taste is great, I will never be angry with that monkey in the future, you can rest assured, lady." ”
"Senior sister?" The woman's puzzled voice came from the other end of the phone.
Zhu Wuneng drank the dry noodle soup in one gulp, and then said: "Yes, senior sister, from that company, didn't the senior brother say that he didn't want to do it at noon, so he went to find someone to replace him, the senior sister is good, of course, there is no lady hello." ”
"I hate it, flamboyant, can you let me say a few words to Senior Sister?" The female voice on the other end of the line asked.
"Okay, Cuilan, I'm on the hands-free, the senior sister is next to me, you ask." Zhu Wuneng replied.
Hearing that Gao Cuilan was about to talk to herself, Tao Bao was inexplicably a little nervous, and listened to the delicate senior sister on the other end of the phone, and immediately responded: "Hey, I'll listen, you say the second junior brother and daughter-in-law." ”
"Senior sister, you don't know how happy I am that you can replace the senior brother, they don't know how big men can live, I'm sad to death, now it's okay, I'm relieved to have you here, and the master and disciples will be handed over to you in the future, especially my father-in-law, senior sister, you have to help me keep an eye on it, if he dares to mess with flowers, senior sister, you have to make decisions for me."
Hearing what the lady said, Zhu Wuneng subconsciously wanted to refute, but found that he was speechless.
Tao Bao naturally promised again and again that he would take a good look at the second junior brother, and Gao Cuilan on the other end of the phone hung up the phone with confidence.
Before going to bed, looking at the four men lying opposite, Tao Bao inexplicably had a feeling of a long way to go.
This is the collapsed world of Journey to the West, Tang Seng is a beautiful and greasy chatterbox, Zhu Bajie is a big radish with a wife, Sha Seng is actually a shy nobleman who kills Matt, and Bailongma is the most subversive, and he is actually an adolescent bear child.
By the way, there are still mobile phones here, to what extent does this have to be broken?
She can't pretend to be normal if she wants to, God, help, give her a thunderbolt to death!
"Xiao Ai, I'm serious about asking you a question, can you please answer me seriously?"
"Okay."
"Can you tell me how many receptionists have been to this place?"
"Well, this one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
Tao Baoshu, this book is over!
(Haha, just kidding, to be continued)