Chapter Forty-Nine: That Bitch
"The Legend of Deer and Ding" is a good book, and it can be said to be the pinnacle of Mr. Jin's many martial arts novels, which has the most entertainment value and artistic value. Unlike the fourth uncle, who can only appreciate its entertainment value, Li Jiaming, who 'borrowed' his book, appreciates its artistic value more in addition to entertainment: Wei Xiaobao is not a hero, that goods are just an ordinary person, and he can't stand the weight of moral standards, but no one can blame him. Whoever is to blame him, please first weigh yourself with a code of ethics.
This book is amazing! In particular, there are all kinds of gambling games in the book, and these gambling games contain the truth of life.
The bet placed by the King of the American Knife is his life, the bet is on an inexplicable love affair, whether it is a victory or a defeat, and it is unknowable; Wu Liuqi lost the most unclear; Wu Sangui made a desperate bet and lost a fine light; Chen Yonghua bet with others, but it was not his turn to win, and he was destined to lose; Sect Master Hong made a special bet, and even his wife lost as a result; Kangxi sat in the bank, and as a result, everyone lost, and the banker won alone; Wei Xiaobao is a helper, and he accepts it when he sees it, so he is naturally a big winner. β¦β¦ The Russian princess Sophia is the winner, the man who wins, the power; Li Zicheng gambled the worst; Wei Xiaobao's gambling is the best; Kangxi gambles the most generous.
People who are fascinated by reading books will giggle, and Li Jiaming is no exception, not to mention such a fun "Deer and Ding Ji". Mr. Wang didn't walk for a few minutes, he was already completely immersed in the world of the novel, and giggled from time to time with the characters and stories in it.
In the early 90s, Mr. Kim's novels were already popular all over the world, and Liu Shasha's father was no exception to become a fan of his old people. On a snowy day, Mr. Liu, who is not good at taking students to play outside, is also sitting at the head of the bed watching "Heaven and Dragon Slayer". Seeing the students of his old classmates, looking at a broken book and being able to see 'hehe' giggles, Mr. Liu felt very strange, got up and went over to look at the contents, and then carefully looked at this mountain boy who was still alone and stupid.
There are more boys who like to read martial arts novels, but those are all children above junior high school, a fifth-grade elementary school boy, do you recognize all these words?
"Is it pretty?"
Li Jiaming was slapped on the head by Mr. Liu, and immediately came back to his senses, revealing his trademark 'hehe' smirk, "It's funny, this Mao 18 is too stupid!" β
Unlike Mr. Wang, who was strict in front of his classmates, his old classmate Mr. Liu was much more easy-going, and he liked to make fun of his old classmates. β
This Teacher Liu looked very easy-going, and Li Jiaming was not weak-hearted, but joked: "Hehe, our Teacher Wang said that we must learn to combine work and rest." β
"Hmph", before Mr. Liu could speak, his beautiful and proud daughter, who was already nostrils to the sky, said disdainfully: "Obviously reading novels, and saying that it is a combination of work and rest, I will tell Uncle Wang later, saying that you are secretly reading novels before the exam!" β
This is not a small report, the small report was sent to the teacher behind the back of the party, but it is definitely a black complaint, and it is a black report that was told to the party in advance!
"Hey, hey, hey", Li Jiaming really didn't want to provoke this little goblin, so he smirked a few times and continued to look down at his novel, this kind of goblin who will bite you even if he doesn't have a holiday, he can only retreat. What's more, this goblin will be a high school figure in the future, and it's really not worth offending her!
Li Jiaming's silly music and continuing to read the novel made the pretty face of the brutal Liu Shasha just become proud, this is looking down on her Liu Shasha!
Liu Shasha's face darkened, and her two little followers also made faces, as if they were little adults: "Hey, Sasha is talking to you, do you know how to be polite?" β
Damn, who are these people? I really thought I was scared of you?
Li Jiaming, who was a little angry, raised his head, his sharp eyes swept away, and the two arrogant stupid birds immediately lowered their heads, and even Liu Shasha, who was with a black face, turned her head.
'Hehehe', Mr. Liu is happy, among his peers, he is the first one who can make his daughter deflated. Teacher Liu looked at the two cowardly two forest farm children, and then looked at his daughter who was also closed-mouthed, and secretly praised his old classmate for his good luck and meeting a little genius.
There are 14 townships in the county, and the first place in the township is too weightless. But at such a young age, he dared to joke with a teacher he didn't know, and he could give his daughter a beautiful dismissal, which would be amazing! His daughter is smart, but she is too delicate and proud, far worse than this seemingly honest but deep-minded boy.
Well, this child is too precocious, but it doesn't matter, the children of poor families are in charge early. Looking at his clothes, the family should be very poor, a child from this kind of family can joke with the teacher with a comfortable expression, and can also deter strange children, it is impossible to be a genius!
Mr. Liu saw that Li Jiaming liked it more and more, and secretly made up his mind, when this kid was in his hands, he had to carve it well. Teachers all have this problem, and they are all proud of teaching excellent students, just like Mr. Liu met Mr. Wang today, he would joke that he finally taught the first in the town.
Liu Shasha, who was startled by Li Jiaming's sharp eyes, felt faceless, and when she saw her father looking at the hillbilly like a baby, her heart was even more angry. Her father took her to his junior high school teacher, Mr. Jiang's house last year, to celebrate her birthday, and saw Li Jiade, who was touted by Jiang Shigong as 'the first genius since the founding of the county', and did not show such a disgusting look.
However, Liu Shasha also has her pride, and after Teacher Wang came back from Master Hu in a gloomy manner, even if she was angry again, she didn't hit Li Jiaming's small report, but comforted her kindly: "Uncle Wang, are you scolded again?" It's okay, Liu Benqiu was also scolded yesterday, and he was scolded by Shigong as a villain of fame and fortune! β
Li Jiaming, who had already stuffed "The Legend of Deer and Ding" into his schoolbag, turned his head to steal the fun. Among the people she 'knows', only this goblin calls her father by his name, and among the people who 'know', there are also those who will know in the future.
βBitch!β
Liu Shasha's soft scolding made Li Jiaming, who turned his head to steal fun, freeze on his face, and when Teacher Wang twisted his head melon seeds, his face returned to silly music.
"Li Jiaming, the teacher was scolded today, and he was forced to swear a heavy oath! If you don't get a perfect score tomorrow, hehehehe, you guessed the consequences, right? β
Such an easy-going teacher Wang made Li Jiaming feel very strange, but he also felt a warm affection, and hurriedly raised his clean little black hand and promised: "I know that the consequences will be very serious, I promise you: I will do my best tomorrow!" β
"Full marks!"
"Teacher, horses have a time when they stumble."
"Yes, I'm learning Chinese well! Well, you're actually poor with me? Boy, if you don't get a perfect score tomorrow, hum hum"
Without playing like this, Li Jiaming looked at Teacher Wang aggrievedly, and secretly rejoiced that the teacher didn't let him take the first test. The little goblin who is looking at himself coldly, although he is not as demonic as the fourth brother, but he is also very demonic, and he has never taken the second exam since he met, even if it is a side class that is not valued by students!
Well, maybe Mr. Wang also knew about this goblin's demon, so he didn't say that he would let himself take the first test, but only let himself get a full score. Hey, no, isn't it the first place to get a perfect score?
It seems that this goblin even has a headache for Teacher Wang, no wonder he called her daughter-in-law in front of Teacher Liu, but he maintained the demeanor of an uncle in front of her. Yes, yes, the goblin's mother is an English teacher, who wouldn't have a headache for a goblin who scolded people in English since he was a child? It is estimated that even her father couldn't understand it, so she had to call her by her name because of the headache, so that she would not have to mumble in bird language.