And "look, the tiger still has a red head rope tied to its brain, and the tiger hatches the inkstone, which also attracts tourists to the iron gate, and they look out excitedly, and someone finds a problem."

Secretary Jia suddenly remembered a stubble: Isn't the protagonist of the Menghumen incident spread on the Internet just a handful of hair, it seems that it must be that little girl who is making trouble!

He guessed correctly at all, it was Qiqi who went up the mountain to lead the tiger down, but the red rope on the head of a handful of hairs had long been gone, and Qiqi tied one to it again, which was an exclusive mark for a handful of hairs, which was easier to recognize.

"Hehe, it's majestic enough, I got two tigers to guard the door" The fat man lay on the hillside, chewing a few sour grass blades in his mouth, looking leisurely and complacent.

And Secretary Jia and the others in the villa were already anxious, and some people came up with the idea that they would throw a few pieces of meat to the tiger, and they should leave when they were full. So he chose the best beef and threw it out, but the two tigers did not even look at it, and continued to nap there, snoring and purring.

"Call the police!" Secretary Jia really had no tricks, and finally remembered that he had something to call the police.

After a while, two police cars drove over, and the policemen in the cars did not dare to get down from a distance, and shouted in the car with their horns: "Evacuate quickly, or we will shoot"

If this trick is good to scare children, the tiger will not know human language, and of course it will not go. Now the Siberian tiger is the uncle, and the police don't dare to shoot it.

A pinch of hair seemed to be interested in the police car, and walked over with a flaming eye, and the policeman who was driving saw that it was not good, so he quickly turned around and ran, really afraid of what to do if the tiger hurt people.

The police car ran in front, a handful of hair, and it was vigorous, running wildly behind, and it went hand in hand with the police car. However, its stamina could not withstand the machine, and it ran out for two miles and walked back again.

The other police car was more miserable, the driver was a little slower to react, and the tire was gnawed by the tiger's sharp tiger teeth.

The police also lost their way and told the people in the lodge to "call the Wildlife Conservation Society, they have a tranquilizer gun or something, put the tiger down, and then get it back into the woods." ”

But I won't be able to come for a while, so let's lean on it slowly. It was six or seven o'clock, and there was no entry or exit in the villa, and if it went on like this, it would not be far from closing.

"They deserve it, who told them to bully Stupid, this time let them see the revenge of the animals!" Qiqi was a little indignant when he thought of Stupid being beaten.

"Hehe, I'm not embarrassed to make a move, they shot first, if you are unkind, I am unjust, let's toss and play." The fat man took out two more wild fruits and threw one to Kiki.

"The tiger is gone," a security guard in the villa shouted, and in the setting sun, two tigers sucked into the woods, like a couple scattered.

"Oops, I finally sent these two plague gods away. Secretary Jia was relieved, and then hurriedly turned around and said, "Catering department, hurry up and prepare dinner, everyone else is in place." ”

"The crows haven't dispersed yet, the men reminded.

"Leave them alone. "Compared with tigers, Secretary Jia thinks these crows are quite cute, except for being annoying, there is no threat.

"Look, there are a few more tigers," another person shouted.

Sure enough, a few more bells and whistles appeared at the gate of the villa, and if you looked closely, it was not a tiger, but a money snake that was one size smaller than them.

"This thing is still coming up with shifts!" Secretary Jia almost sat on the ground, only to feel that his heart was blocked, and a huge sense of powerlessness surged all over his body.

"Let's go, let's go home for dinner, call a few wild wolves to change shifts in the middle of the night, three shifts a day, I don't believe in tossing them." The fat man lifted Kiki over his shoulders and walked home.

When I got home, I saw that Xiao Xiao Hei and Mao Mao were all wandering around the courtyard, and it seemed that no one dared to beat them anymore.

"Come and accommodate people" The little parrot chirped to read a book and come to the new station to wake up, the day after tomorrow the villa will be opened, there must be a lot of people who come to congratulate him, and it is also expected by the fat man. But when I entered the house, I was still a little surprised that the fat man came to give... Master Liu, who watched feng shui cheating money in Danfa Villa, was followed by a suit, and the tie was tightly tied in the summer, and it looked a little familiar.

"Master, this is more dangerous, Hengfa Villa is probably looking for you to vent your anger. The fat man stepped forward to greet with a smile, and it was estimated that with Zhou Hengfa and Secretary Jia, they would definitely transfer their grievances to Master Liu.

Master Liu is still the image of such an unfathomable beast and a master in the world: "It's okay, the feng shui I see is absolutely fine, it was they who made their own decisions when they built the building, broke the door to wealth accumulation, and their popularity was not harmonious, and they would be lucky." ”

The fat man gave a few small eyes: "Then you are here this time"

"The mountain people travel all over the world, a little tired, you clear the mountain homeland and the weather hides the dragon and the crouching tiger, ready to live in seclusion here. Master Liu said unashamedly.

I understand, I guess it's a deception to the hard stubble, and I ran away for refuge. The fat man can basically guess a rough idea, so he said twice: "Master, we don't raise idlers!"

"Don't worry, the mountain people have ancestral physiognomy, you can read the book and come to the new station

There are many tourists in the city, which can just give guidance to all living beings. Master Liu's face was neither red nor white, and he drank tea slowly, calm and relaxed.

The fat man waved his hand again and again: "Pull it down, if you are so foolish, our villa is not far from Huang Jie J, so let's do it, master, you can speak well, just be a tour guide." ”

Master Liu's face was happy: "It's so good, everything you do is to serve the people." ”

The man in a suit next to him finally became a little anxious: "Fat man, you don't know me anymore, you kid is so developed, you even forget your relatives, I'm angry!" Li Ren opened his mouth, revealing a mouth and teeth, and the fat noon line slapped his thigh! Spider mold, I haven't seen each other for more than ten years, and I really don't dare to recognize you!"

After saying that, he went up and gave him a bear hug. The face was full of teeth and the neck was thick: "Let go, why are you so strong now!"

It turned out that this was the fat man's distant cousin, named Zhang Haifeng, who went to Shenzhen to pan for gold a few years ago and had not been in touch for a long time.

"Cousin, why are you here, how did you find me?" the fat man recognized his relatives, so he was very close.

"Your Daqingshan is now well-known throughout the country, so of course it is easy to find you. Satiety finally broke free from the fat man's arms, tidied up his suit, and scraped down the two blades of grass that transitioned from the fat man.

"Cousin, what's going on now, I've been out for so many years, and now I'm the boss, look at your suit, or the fish seems to be from time to time, I remember that the crocodile head is facing this way"

Full teeth and light cough... Voice: "I'm at ease now... Speculating in stocks at home, you don't have to go to work, you can get money at your fingertips every morning and afternoon, and you can rest on Saturday and Sunday, which is comfortable enough. I heard on the Internet that your mountain villa was established, so I came to take a walk. ”

The fat man knew that there was nothing wrong with this cousin, and he liked to brag since he was a child, so he scratched the back of his head: "Cousin, I heard that when the stock market was good two years ago, you could make money with your eyes closed, so you are sending it now, right?"

"It's okay, there are a few million, and I'm poor in Shenzhen, so I'm not going to leave, I'm going to help you deal with business, set up a Tsingshan stock or something, and strive to go public at the end of the year." Zhang Haifeng bared his full teeth, and the stars flew in the vernacular.

"Then how did you two get to know each other?" the fat man saw that he was depicting a bright future, and said endlessly, and quickly stopped him.

"Master Liu happened to be traveling in Shenzhen, met by chance, and when he talked about you, he came together to help you achieve great things. "He has chosen a good one to speak with a full tooth.

The fat man scratched his head: "Cousin, what you said is still a little early, and it can't develop immediately, so are you also looking for some work here?"

He had already seen that his cousin couldn't get along anymore, so he came here to fight the autumn wind. This kind of person has a low level of eyes, so let's grind his temperament first.

"Fatty, my funds are now pressed in stocks, you take out a few million first, my cousin will help you take the helm, invest in the stock market, and keep it at the end of the year... Fan!" Zhang Haifeng was full of heart, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became.

"Cousin, calm down, calm down, we just don't have enough manpower in that mountain goods point, so you can sell the goods first, and the stock speculators are not busy in advance. The fat man patted him on the shoulder, and then asked Ye Zi to bring the notebook: "Cousin, you use it first in the past two days, don't delay your stock speculation, it's millions, it's not a small amount." ”

Zhang Haifeng didn't dare to answer: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to watch it every day, eat first, and I'll wait for you!"

The fat man originally wanted to touch his bottom and see how much money was in his account, but now the goal has been achieved: it is estimated that he is a practicing empty glove.

However, since people have come all the way, it is better to find something to do, anyway, the villa is also short of manpower, and talents from all walks of life have room to show.

The meals are all ready, the vermicelli is pure beans, and there is pork belly in it, Zhang Haifeng threw off the chopsticks and specially sandwiched the meat chopsticks. Master Liu is not inconspicuous, and he is not less meaty. It seems that these two brothers are really difficult brothers.

After eating, the fat man was sitting on his teeth, and received a call from Secretary Jia: "Mr. Huang, we have prepared 100,000 yuan for you, but there are leopards blocking the road at the gate of the villa, do you think it is troublesome to come in person?"

It's boring, and our counterattack has just started. The fat man muttered in his heart, and said haha: "There are concubines, so I don't dare to go,... A thigh isn't enough to gnaw. After saying that, he gave the phone to Hawthorn. Let's read a book and come to the new station

A few minutes later, the phone rang again, and Zhou Hengfa called: "Mr. Huang, I just heard about the beating, don't worry, we will compensate for all the losses, and then ask the secretary to come to apologize and visit the hospital... Under the wounded, there will certainly not be a similar phenomenon in the future. ”

The fat man vomited and smashed his mouth, and he didn't want to... The stick beat people to death, if it weren't for Danfa Villa taking the initiative to cause trouble, the fat man would not want to talk to them: "Mr. Zhou, everyone is shaving food in one place, and harmony is precious, this little thing will be revealed, and you will make money with harmony." ”

Putting down the phone, Kiki pouted and said, "Fat uncle, I haven't played enough." ”

The fat man clicked his little eyes: "If we continue to do it, it seems that we are not kind, and everything must be done in moderation." However, this is not yet unveiled, the big war is still to come, there is the 7 you want"

When Qiqi heard this, he gave Huang Doudou and Huang Yuanyuan a bath. At this time, Ye Ying ran in in a hurry: "Fat brother, there is a situation, the number of tourists has skyrocketed today, and there is no room in the villa!"