Chapter 365: The Daily Life of the Siberian Tiger!
The wild deer was caught by the big tiger, and suddenly fluttered in horror, it screamed wildly, and kicked its hooves wildly, trying to kick the Siberian tiger away. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"If you don't let go, you won't let go! You've finally been caught by me!"
The Siberian tiger laughed, its grinning mouth was extremely humane, if it was seen, it would definitely be terrifying, and it shouted that the tiger had become a sperm.
Bang!
The huge tiger paw directly slapped the wild deer, and the rhubarb thought beautifully, this time it would take a lot of time to eat.
In fact, the wild deer is solitary, without a herd, and seems to have been driven out. It often runs to the village at the foot of the mountain to gnaw on the crops, and the last time a child ran up the hill and was almost eaten by a wolf, if it hadn't been for the rhubarb, the child would have been a corpse.
As for people, of course rhubarb disdains to eat, the first point is not the right appetite, the second point is that it feels that it has been mixed with the gods for a period of time, and he was stupid to leave at that time, if he makes a choice now, of course he chooses to follow the fairy with a dead face!
One person has ascended to heaven, and Rhubarb wants to smack himself every time he thinks of this, what a good opportunity, just because he is greedy for fun.
But now life is not bad. Since the last time the child found out that the tiger can communicate, Rhubarb inadvertently confided in the behavior of this deer, as a pacesetter in the animal world, Rhubarb felt that this was a perfect opportunity to establish a reputation.
The so-called teacher is unknown, so when the kid said how this deer gave them a headache, Rhubarb immediately said that this kind of thing was on him!
If you can fill your stomach and get a good name, why not?
After a while, the matter spread, maybe the village will regard itself as a tiger god, and after a while, worship it, kill a pig and slaughter a sheep every fifteenth day of the first month, and then come two taels of red sorghum!
Maybe after a while, I can really transform and play as a tiger power immortal in Journey to the West!
Rhubarb had a sweet dream, and carried the unconscious wild deer, it stood on two feet, one hand crossed its waist, if you look at it from a distance, people with bad eyes think it is a big man wearing a tiger skin coat!
Rhubarb snorted and tugged at the yellow hair on his body.
It touched its belly, and suddenly it pulled out a wad of newspapers.
News..... The old hairy men in Russia evaded tickets because they visited the zoo, and they were thieves who mistook the brown bear for a staff member and injured it...... I'm dripping obediently...."
The huge tiger shuddered and cursed secretly: "Poor Brother Xiong, I was beaten for no reason, and I was defeated in the hands of humans, what a shame." ”
At the foot of the mountain, there are often newspapers, rhubarb often goes to "rob darts", the delivery staff was scared half to death for the first time, and later found that this tiger only robbed money and did not rob color, and it took a few more copies each time, and the right to destroy the wealth and eliminate the disaster, anyway, there was not much money.
"Whoop~~Whoop~~Whoop~~Whoop~~Whoop~Whoop~Whoop (The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Beidou)!"
The roar of the rhubarb shook the sky, and the birds and beasts in the mountains and forests flew in shock, and at this moment, this funny tiger suddenly had a pride in his chest.
Looking at the world, I am the biggest!
Bang!
A stone flew from the direction of the gravel road in the mountains, and Rhubarb dodged, his eyes suddenly condensed.
"Who is the master, who dares to plot against me!"
There was a barking of dogs, and there seemed to be a great deal of displeasure in them.
Rhubarb saw a black and white giant panda appear at the end of the path, holding a bamboo stick on one paw and a stone on the other.
"Hmph... Woof... (I'm sick, I didn't take any medicine!)"
The giant panda seemed to be very dissatisfied, and Rhubarb glanced at it with disdain, this guy is considered to have a relatively high level of intelligence here, second only to himself, but it's a pity that he is too lazy and unwilling to practice more.
It's not the first time the two beasts have met, and at this time, the giant panda appeared just to protest against Rhubarb's throat, telling it not to get nervous and sleep by itself.
"Sleep with eggs!"
Rhubarb complained, the giant panda obviously didn't understand what this meant, and after issuing a few warnings, he slowly turned around and moved in the direction of his nest.
"I'm lazy!"
Rhubarb made a gesture of disdain, and suddenly, it suddenly became agitated.
"Emma is not good, this guy has a detector on him, don't take a picture of me this Nima!"
It reacted violently, it used to brag about it on four legs, but this time it stood on two feet......
God, China seems to have a rule that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine!
Rhubarb's tiger face became extremely funny in an instant, and he wouldn't be caught and sent to a scientific research institute for slicing and research!
"Oh my God, Brother Bear, oh no, Brother Cat!
Rhubarb was frightened, but by this time the giant panda had already escaped into the woods and returned to its nest.
"Emma, I'm going to be terrible now!
Rhubarb broke the tiger's paws and counted his fingers, at this time, the wild deer that had been knocked unconscious before woke up and saw the big yellow butt sitting on the ground, muttering something in his mouth, it suddenly panicked and quickly stood up.
"Eh, woke up?!"
Rhubarb turned around sharply and saw that the wild deer was already preparing to escape, and it stood up with a fat tiger, and then a 360-degree loop was directly pressed on the wild deer in a large shape!
The wild deer let out a scream for a moment, and then fell silent.
Rhubarb stood up slowly, and his fat tiger's belly trembled.
"Let you run, sample. ”
Bang!
The mountain shook, the whole mountain shook, and the rhubarb didn't stand firmly, and fell with a bang and a dog gnawed on the mud.
"Hell, there's an earthquake?!"
Rhubarb turned his head and saw smoke and dust rising not far away, and at this time, a familiar voice came from it.
"Rhubarb, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing?"
Rhubarb's eyes widened in an instant: ", you're that immortal!"
Chen Yuan and Mo Xiaohu walked out of the smoke and dust, and this landing was a little violent, but it was harmless.
Mo Xiaohu's eyes turned to Rhubarb, and Rhubarb's eyes also met Mo Xiaohu in an instant.
A tiger standing up with a human being, making human movements.
A young man with a sturdy build, imitating the cry of a tiger.
Rhubarb was shocked and said to Chen Yuan: "Immortal, when will you find me a fellow countryman!
It walked up to Chen Yuan's side like a human, making Chen Yuan's eyes look at it a little weird.
Mo Xiaohu pointed at the rhubarb and said to Chen Yuan: "Boss Chen, this is my clan?"
"Why are there some of them that don't belong to the same kind?"
Looks like a beast, but does the same movements as a human, and whoever looks at it will feel a little funny.
Chen Yuan nodded and said to Da Huang: "You guy, this time you have a great creation!"