Chapter 5 Coaxing children, deceiving children, and beating children
Zhang Zhao was finally stunned by the low consumption power of bear children in this era, so his first plan may not be able to be implemented, so let's go to the second.
Thinking of this, he said to Dou Qiu: "How many match guns do you have now?" 6 handfuls...... Okay, give me these guns, and I'll give you a dollar a day, and I'll pay you a month in total, what do you think? ”
Dou Qiu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Zhang Zhao to make such a request. One dollar a day, 30 yuan a month, even if these 6 guns are sold, they are only worth 15 yuan, no matter how you look at it, of course, I happily agreed.
"By the way, you can't make new guns for a month." After signaling Li Gang to take away the six match guns, Zhang Zhao made this request to Dou Qiu.
Dou Qiu said unconcernedly: "No problem, anyway, I don't have any production materials now, but when will you give me the money?" ”
"Wait for me for 20 minutes!" Zhang Zhao shouted to the full circle of children outside: "Rent match guns, play for 5 cents for 10 minutes, 1 cent for 1 hour, 2 cents for 5 nights." ”
"I'm going to play for 10 minutes." "I'll play for 1 hour." "I'll come first, let me play first......" A circle of children outside immediately exploded their nests, shouting endlessly, scrambling to take the money and squeeze it in. Fortunately, Li Gang and Dou Qiu are both very deterrent among children, otherwise it is estimated that several guns will be snatched up.
I'll just say, women and children's money is the best way to cheat, it's just that they didn't find the right way. Zhang Zhao asked Li Gang to select 6 to play for 10 minutes, pay the money and get the gun, and after a while, the sound of shooting sounded.
10 minutes later, with the advantage of Li Gang's physique, he took back the gun in the hands of the reluctant children. Then rent out the second wave, this time for an hour. Zhang Zhao counted the money in his hand, 4 light red 1 cent notes, and the rest were 5 cents, 2 cents, and 1 cent coins, a total of 8 cents and 8 cents, and handed them directly to Dou Qiu. The reason why I didn't make up enough 9 cents was that a child used 8 cents and three bean stalks to pay the rent, and this snack was directly divided equally by Zhang Zhao.
"Li Gang!" Zhang Zhao called out his double-flower red stick and said: "Remember to take the gun back after an hour, and then you can watch it, oh yes, the rent is still 1 cent 2, you can rent at least two more cents or find a big money for the night." I'm sleepy, I'm going to go home and go to bed, remember to come to me on time tomorrow night. ”
Dou Qiu grabbed a hand of gross tickets, his face was shocked, and he didn't even react when someone asked him to make small toys. It turns out that you don't necessarily have to sell things to make money. In fact, there were always people who wanted to change matches and guns with snacks or pieces of eight cents in the past, but he was afraid that the market would be bad and he resolutely disagreed.
Alas, if I had thought of this idea, wouldn't I have made a lot of money? Where did Zhang Zhao get the ghost idea, and he stipulated in advance that I would not be allowed to make matches and guns for a month, although I had an income of one dollar every day, but wouldn't it be more income if I made a few more guns?
Li Gang didn't have so much thought, he was now staring bitterly at the 6 children who were running crazy with matchsticks, and anyone who ran out of his sight was a loud shout, and the child who ran away ran back in dismay.
"Alright, it's almost time, return the guns!" Finally staying up to time, Li Gang withdrew the gun again in the hands of a group of reluctant children. Then Hu Feng and Lin Zhiguang, who were looking at him with blank eyes, took two 1 cents in their hands and said, "You guys can play with it, and I will return it tomorrow morning." ”
"Take it, find me eight cents!" Li Gang, who had four guns pinned to his waist, felt confident in front of Dou Qiu for the first time, took the money he found and turned around to leave.
"Wait, don't be in a hurry to go" Dou Qiu hurriedly stopped him: "You can play with four guns alone, and your hands are not enough." Why don't you rent out two more for money! ”
Li Gang said: "The money I got back is also Zhang Zhao's, it has nothing to do with me, I still have to look at the gun, it is better to play with it." ”
Dou Qiu said: "Won't you say that you only rented 1 yuan?" What's wrong with the extra money? ”
"No, Zhang Zhao trusted me to help collect the rent." Although the little fat man Li Gang has an obvious tendency to be violent because of family reasons, he is a rare real person.
However, he obviously thought too well of his newly recognized eldest brother, and that product was just too lazy to die, coupled with low combat effectiveness, and he was unable to ask for accounts from all kinds of bear children.
Dou Qiu still didn't give up and said: "You rent out the gun, and then use the rent to buy two boxes of matches to, Zhang Zhao will definitely not talk about you, right?" ”
Hey, that's right. Li Gang remembered that if he used the matches at home indiscriminately, his father would be furious again, so he acquiesced to Dou Qiu's statement. The remaining 3 guns were rented for 7 cents and 5, which was still a relationship that Li Gang felt a little late and didn't want to rent by the hour.
Looking at the back of Li Gang walking away with the last gun and 3 boxes of matches, Dou Qiu felt that his brain was a little insufficient. For a long time, with his own craftsmanship, he has also been a leader in this residential area, but he can't make too much money.
Knitting gadgets are only liked by girls, and little girls spend more money. Darts for 1 cent a dart are almost every person, and they can no longer be sold. And few people can afford 2 5 match guns, and he wanted Zhang Zhao's electric submachine gun to develop a new toy, but the new product was not developed, but a new business model was discovered.
Can I do this with my other products? It seems that goods that are too cheap have no value in renting, and fragile goods are not suitable for renting......
Regardless of the cranky Dou Qiu and Li Gang hiding in the alley and playing with a pistol, Zhang Zhao is now sad to death. It was just over 8 o'clock, except for Uncle Li and his three colleagues who continued to drink with their tongues wide on the street, there was no one on the whole road, so they had to go home.
Walking through the dark alley, Zhang Zhao returned to his home. Dad was reading the self-examination book, and Mom was watching a TV series, when she saw Zhang Zhao come in, she solemnly pulled him aside and said: "Zhang Zhao, you will be a 4-year-old child soon, it's time to go to kindergarten, you see Lin Zhiguang and Hu Feng have already gone to kindergarten." ”
"Mom, can I not go?" People in their thirties, if they go to kindergarten again, they won't be crazy? God, even if I am reborn as a primary school student directly, at least I can write summer homework or bully little pot friends on behalf of others, kindergarten is really not fun.
"No! It's useless to say anything this time, you have to go! Zhang's mother usually dotes on her children, but when she encounters a problem of principle, she will be more serious: "What if you don't go to kindergarten and can't be admitted to college in the future?" ”
This divine logic made Zhang Zhao cry directly: "Mom, the kindergarten will learn Chinese pinyin at most to recognize the number or something, even if it is a bilingual kindergarten used to cheat money in later generations, at most ......." Zhang Zhao was excited, and almost told those foreign teachers who cheated guns.
"Bilingual, what bilingual?" Mom's ears are very thief, and she directly grasps the point.
"It's the new Pisces kindergarten, I've heard other children say it." Zhang Zhao began to babble gibberish.
"Is there a kindergarten? How I haven't heard of it. My mother was a little strange and said, "Then what kind of Pisces kindergarten do you want to go to?" ”
"Okay, I like the name." Zhang Zhao nodded with a smile, no one will come up with such a stupid kindergarten name, so my mother will not force me to go to kindergarten.
Zhang's mother saw that her son was not so resistant to going to kindergarten this time, and she also became happy and said, "Well, you can't cry anymore this time." ”
"That's nature, don't believe let's pull the hook." Zhang Zhao, who consciously escaped the catastrophe, breathed a long sigh of relief, and his chest slapped.
There was no word all night, and early the next morning, my father was gone. After feeding the child, the mother hurriedly pushed the bicycle to work. Zhang Zhao looked through the desk calendar boringly, only to find that today was Saturday, and at this time, he still worked six days a week, and the big worship did not start until 95.
Speaking of which, the fathers are also quite miserable, there is no big week, there is no Golden Week, and there is no overtime pay when it comes to rushing to work, and according to the working hours, it is not much worse than retiring at the age of 65. Wait, how can I have such a reactionary idea, just mention that delayed retirement must be resolutely opposed! Well, even if you oppose it, it's useless.
Just as Zhang Zhao was thinking wildly, the door was pushed open. Li Gang walked in crying, with a clear slap mark on his face on the right side: "Zhang Zhao, the gun and money were confiscated by my father, and he said that I didn't learn to rob things well, he didn't listen to my explanation, and slapped me in the mouth." ”
Zhang Zhao was stunned at first, and then gloated: "Who made your kid always rob people and things, and now he has been punished, right?" ”
Li Gang sobbed and said, "But I really didn't rob anything this time, why did my father wronged me." "Please, your dad hit you 100 times and that's why he was wronged this time, right? Zhang Zhao complained in his heart, but since he had been accepted as a junior brother, he naturally had to help support him.
Zhang Zhao patted Li Gang's shoulder, held his chest and said confidently: "It's okay, don't cry, I'll go and talk to your father later." ”
Li Gang wiped away his tears and asked, "You dare to talk to my dad?" Aren't you afraid that he will hit you? ”
"Please, that's your dad, not my dad. If he beats you, it will be considered domestic violence at most, and if he beats me, it will be a violation of the criminal law. "In fact, in his previous life, Zhang Zhao was still a little afraid of Li Gang's father and son, who belonged to the level of BOSS and Ancient BOSS. However, after being reborn, I had contact with Uncle Li twice, and found that he was not exactly the same as the image of drunken beating people in his original impression, so he became bold.
The courtyard of Lao Li's house is on the west side of Zhang Zhao's house, separated by the old Lin family (Lin Zhiguang's home) and the old Zhao family, Zhang Zhao casually pushed open the door and walked in. The same small courtyard, the same main house, the difference is because of the small population, and the yard of his house is not built like Zhang Zhao's house.
A large open space is planted with green onions and leeks. In the yard, a gray-haired old woman was weeding with a small hoe with a short handle. Seeing Zhang Zhao come in, he said kindly: "The third school student of the Zhang family is here, come into the house, grandma will bring you candy to eat." ”
Zhang Zhao said respectfully: "Grandma Li, I'm here to find Uncle Li, is he in the house?" ”
"Don't mention that wine Mengzi, the noisy and noisy neighbors just now made the neighbors uneasy, and now he is lying on the bed!" Grandma Li snorted angrily.
"Li Gang!" Grandma Li suddenly saw Li Gang with his head bowed behind Zhang Zhao, threw down the hoe in his hand and hugged Li Gang, gently rubbed his grandson's swollen Lao Gao's cheeks, wiped his eyes and said: "Your father, that Wang Ba calf, has no ability to take care of his daughter-in-law, but he is capable of beating children, see my good grandson beat him." ”
Zhang Zhao was silent, he had heard many different versions of the story of Uncle Li's daughter-in-law since he was a child, but the reality was that when Li Gang was about 2 years old, this Aunt Li said goodbye and never came back.
"Grandma Li, don't be sad, I'm here to explain for Li Gang, Uncle Li wronged him this time."
Grandma Li said: "Third school student, why don't you wait for your Uncle Li to come back at night, he will make a mess when he drinks, and I can't control him." ”
Zhang Zhao hesitated for a moment and said, "Then I'll leave first, and I'll come back at night when Uncle Li gets off work." ”
At this moment, a hoarse roar came from the room: "Mom, who is here at the door, is it Li Gang's little rabbit cub?" Get him in, grandma's! Before I finished speaking, he dared to run, didn't his mouth get enough? ”
"Ah, it's not your son, it's the third boy of the Zhang family who came to play with Li Gang and has already left." After speaking, he took out a small cloth bag from his arms, untied the rope, took out two cents tremblingly and handed it to Li Gang, and then said in a low voice: "Your father's anger has not disappeared, hurry up and leave while your father is not out, take the money to buy some food at Lao Zhao's stall and go to kindergarten." ”
Li Gang didn't take the money, but looked at Zhang Zhao with hope and said, "Big brother, didn't you say that you would help me explain to me?" ”
But the problem is that your dad's current state is not easy to explain, right? Although he has thirty years of experience and experience in the later generations, as a senior otaku, Zhang Zhao has never been a person who is good at words, and he is really not sure whether he can persuade Li Luyuan who is angry, but seeing the hopeful expression of his newly adopted younger brother, he still sighed: "In this way, let me try it." ”
"Really, that's great, you're really my big brother." Well, it's only at this time that you remember that I'm your eldest brother, is the boss used to carry the black cauldron?
"It's okay, third school student, Grandma Li and you go in together, if this bastard dares to make a move, let him beat me first." Grandma Li said indignantly, but why did Zhang Zhao feel more and more bottomless? Ramen God bless, you won't be reborn for a day and then be beaten into a crossing, right?