Chapter 454: Male 'Thief' and Female 'Steal'
In addition to Wu Zetian, Ye Chao still praised Empress Lu, but he was a little sneering at Cixi, he didn't think Cixi had any merits.
Lü Pheasant, later generations called her and Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty "Lü Wu".
Lü Pheasant was the empress of Liu Bang, Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, and after the death of Gaozu, she was revered as the empress dowager, the first empress and empress dowager recorded in Chinese history.
At the same time, Lü Pheasant was also the first woman to be called in the dynasty after Qin Shi Huang unified China and implemented the emperor system.
She opened the precedent of the dictatorship of foreign relatives in the Han Dynasty.
During the reign of Lü Pheasant, he implemented the policy of Huang Lao's art and the rest of the people, abolished the law of coercing books, and ordered the people to be encouraged to collect and donate books, and restore the old classics.
It laid a good foundation for the later reign of Wenjing, and Sima Qian wrote in "Historical Records? Empress Dowager Lu's evaluation of her in this book is "If you can't leave the house, the world will be silent; Punishment is scarce, and the sinner is He; Civil affairs crops, food and clothing. "Give Lv Hou great affirmation of his governance.
However, it is said that Empress Lu is also a woman who likes to hunt 'glamorous'.
Ah no, she doesn't hunt as much as Wu Zetian...... She's just stealing people......
According to Ye Shi, Empress Lu's lover was named Shen Shiqi.
Judging the food can be said to be Liu Bang's hair, he grew up with Liu Bang since he was a child.
Judging by its handsome appearance, it is very good at greeting, so it is very heterosexual. Liu Bang was ready to rebel against the rule of the Qin Dynasty because he could no longer be the pavilion chief. Rebellion is dangerous, if it fails, you will be killed, and if you want to succeed in rebellion, you must go through a long time.
Liu Bang's family has elderly parents, young children, and a wife who has just gotten married, so Liu Bang let him stay and let him take care of his wife and children on his behalf.
Liu Bang asked him to stay because he felt that he couldn't help him, he didn't know martial arts, he couldn't go into battle to kill the enemy, he couldn't read, and he couldn't give advice for himself like a strategist, so it was better to stay at home like a judge.
If something happens to him in the future, he will have his own hair at home to help his wife and children.
The young Empress Lu is very beautiful, and he often comes to the house to help with housework, and after going back and forth, he and Empress Lu have feelings, and the two end up secretly together.
Liu Bang called the emperor, and made him the marquis, and almost everyone knew about the trial and Lu Hou, Liu Bang was such a sober person, he couldn't be unclear.
But Liu Bang finally sealed the judgment and sealed it, maybe this is the belly of an emperor, or it may be deliberately ignored, in short, as an emperor, it is impossible not to have eyes and ears, and it is impossible not to hear a little wind.
Otherwise, how could such a stupid person win the world of the overlord of Chu?
However, the reason why he didn't kill and eat him is probably only known to this rogue emperor.
Liu Bang was born at the bottom, but he didn't like farming since he was a child, wandering all day long, digging birds from trees and fishing in the river.
When he became an adult, he slept in flowers and willows, competed for wine and food, and was in the company of scoundrels and evil in the township, and was denounced by the villagers as hooligans.
But Liu Bang is not an ordinary person who is ignorant and ignorant and spends his life in a daze, he also wants to learn some skills, get to know some heroic people, and make a career in the future.
Later, he was shrewd and mellow, capable and bold, and he really became the head of the Surabaya Pavilion. Pavilion chief, a small sesame official position that does not enter the ranks, is equivalent to the current director of the township police station, but he also leads the Yulu issued by the Great Qin Imperial Court, and he can be regarded as the most basic civil servant.
In this way, the days slipped away quietly in the chaos and stumbling, and in a blink of an eye, Liu Bang was already a prime-aged man who was about to "run to four", and he still hadn't married a wife, so he couldn't help but be embarrassed to become a widower, that is, there were signs of becoming what is now called an "overage leftover man".
But this Liu Bang is uninhibited by nature, he is a master who can't stand loneliness, and most of the meager income he gets every month is thrown by him in the prostitution wine shop. Although there is no wife at home, there is also a groom every night, and the life is colorful, and the pillow is not lonely.
"Men are not bad, women are not loved," the same principle in ancient and modern times, he looked for flowers and asked willows, got by, and did not have a trace of wanting to make a career.
One day, in the village wine shop, Liu Bang got acquainted with a dilapidated nobleman Lu Lao'er who came to Surabaya for refuge in order to escape the enemy's frame-up.
Lu Gong said directly to Liu Bang: "I liked physiognomy when I was young, and I also worshipped the master to learn physiognomy. I have a little daughter and want to marry her, you won't dislike it, will you? ”
Liu Bangzheng was worried about the fact that his family was poor and couldn't marry a wife, and he was overjoyed when he heard this, where did he dare to pick the fat and pick the thin, and immediately "pushed the gold mountain and poured the jade pillar" to worship in front of Lu Gong.
Liu Bang's future actions proved that Lu Gong can recognize people in the lowly, and he can be regarded as having a pair of discerning eyes, and his reputation for being good at appearance is not false, and it is by no means a "three-legged cat" kung fu.
Ye Chao privately felt that perhaps, Liu Bang's ignorance of the Lu family's stealing was related to the person of Lu Gong.
The daughter of Duke Lu is Lu Pheasant, the queen of Lu who will be famous in the future, likes to play with power, and is vicious and vicious.
But at this time, she is still a beautiful woman waiting for the boudoir.
This Lu Pheasant was born very beautifully, it can be described as a compelling demeanor, and it is a stunner who "captivates the city at first sight, and then sees the country again". When the redneck Liu Bang saw it, he was immediately stunned, there is still such a stunning woman in the world, where has my old Liu burned high incense in his life?
He was emotional, difficult to control, and immediately took Lu Pheasant's Qianqian jade hand, went to the Gaotang balcony, and went to the joy of fish and water together. A few years later, the two had a son and a daughter, and although life was difficult, it was considered a complete merit.
Liu Bang, who is not willing to be lonely, is a disciple, similar to the prodigal Don Juan-style character in the West, who can be called "the pioneer in the wine field and the hero of the fat powder team." ”
Before marrying Empress Lu, he had hooked up with a small family who opened a small hotel, and the Cao family secretly gave birth to a son before Empress Lu.
At the end of the Qin Dynasty, the world was in turmoil, and there were soldiers everywhere, after Liu Bang raised his troops, on a march, he stayed in a deserted village at night and met a graceful young girl Qi, Liu Bang and this "village flower" fell in love at first sight, the two of them were greedy and happy, and spent a good night together.
The neighbors all know Liu Bang's romantic affairs, and the only one who is busy with housework and serving the old and young at home every day is in the dark, and it is said that he is unaware and does not know at all.
But well, is it true that such a smart woman as the Lu family doesn't know?
I'm afraid not, right?
Later, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu were inferior in the "Chu and Han Hegemony", and his old father, wife and children all became prisoners of the Chu Overlord.
In fact, the amorous Liu Bang never dreamed that Lu Pheasant, who was in the year of the tiger and wolf, had not been idle in the past few years, and she was busy at home and had a long-term relationship with a doorman named Zhenshiqi, and they got together.
Judging that he and Liu Bang are in the same country, they can also be regarded as small people who grew up playing with mud with their bare butts. Judging by his appearance, he is delicate, able to speak, very good at greeting, and very popular with women.
Compared with Liu Bang's other brothers who started up together, he has no ability to judge him, he can't write a pen, and he can't fight with martial arts. After Liu Bang raised an army against Qin, most of his friends went out with him to make meritorious contributions, and Liu Bang took care of him as his own guest, and Bang Lu Pheasant handled the housework.
Judging by his cleverness, his hands and feet are diligent, he is good at observing words and feelings, and he is a clever ghost who nods his head and knows. In addition, he obeyed Lu Pheasant's words and made promises, which won Lu Pheasant's heart.
Liu Bang has been leading troops to fight outside for many years, and the loneliness of Empress Lu is unbearable, for a long time, the eyebrows come and go, the two are affectionate, plus the small trial is flattering, gentle and considerate, and the taste is different from that of the grinning rough man Liu Bang, and the two will soon be like dry firewood and fire.
Ming is the master servant, and in private, he has already secretly crossed Chen Cang to cover a bed of mandarin duck brocade quilts, and actually hooked up with a traitor to become a dewy couple, and then was caught by the overlord into the Chu camp together.
Mrs. Liu and his daughter-in-law Lu Pheasant's family were detained by Xiang Yu for more than three years, and King Xiang did not embarrass them too much for the sake of Liu Bang's union, although life was difficult, but it was still passable.
During the period, Lu Pheasant and the trial still secretly stole joy behind people's eyes, and it can be regarded as a group for warmth and joy in suffering, which is really "I don't know that I am a prisoner in my dream, and I am greedy for joy for a while." ”
The old lady Liu, who is dizzy and white-toothed, is frightened and drowsy all day long, where can she take care of a lot. It was not until Chu and Han signed the "Gap Alliance" that Liu Bang's family, who had been imprisoned for many years, took off their prison uniforms and came out of the cage like birds and was free.
Liu Bang brought his family into Guanzhong, and the family was reunited. At this time, Liu Bang was full of ambition, concerned about the society and the country, and dreamed of the emperor, and he didn't know anything about Lu Xian's affairs.
In the later stage of the Chu-Han War, the Han army defeated the separatist forces under the control of Wei Wangbao in one fell swoop, and Liu Bang confiscated all Wei Wangbao's family members as slaves, leaving Wei Wangbao's beautiful concubine Bo to enrich the harem and serve him.
The two of them are like fish in water, like glue and paint, after spending the clouds and rain in Wushan several times, Bo Meiren is pregnant, and when she is full in October, the melons are ripe, and she is a big fat boy, named Liu Heng, that is, Emperor Wen of Han who left a name in history.
Liu Bang is obsessed with Bo on this side and has no distractions, and there is still a hot fight between Empress Lu and the trial of food, never getting tired of eating for a long time, never giving up, just like a couple in distress. As long as Liu Bang is not there, the two of them will fly together, and they will sleep together when they enter, and they will not disperse, day and night, so that others will only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals.
Liu Bang's No. 1 general, Han Xin, defeated Xiang Yu under the wall, wiped out Sanchu, and settled the Central Plains. The complacent Liu Bang ascended to the throne, established the Han Dynasty, called himself Gaozu, and rewarded meritorious ministers.
After Liu Bang became the emperor, he was afraid day and night, for fear that he and Empress Lu would die without a place to bury after the matter was exposed. Lv Hou is empathetic, she tried her best to instigate Liu Bang, begging her old friend to judge him, Liu Bang secretly figured out the trade-off: this trial has not been on the battlefield for a day, he has not even touched the knife, he has not come up with a plan, and he has not made an inch, and he is afraid that the hearts of the brothers will be cold.
On second thought, he loyally protected his family, was diligent, had no regrets, had no merit and hard work, no hard work and fatigue, and should be rewarded and rewarded. Therefore, it was decreed to seal the trial and eat it as the Marquis of Biyang.
He never dreamed that he would recommend himself to serve Empress Lu on the bed, not only did he not cause a catastrophe, but he could also be named a marquis, and he was grateful to Empress Lu in his heart, and this kind of gratitude almost reached the level of unforgettable and powdered revenge.
After that, the Marquis of Biyang tried to eat his palace and serve more hard than before, and used all his strength, and practiced eighteen kinds of martial arts in turn, just to please Empress Lu. As long as the Empress Dowager Lu is in need, the Marquis of Biyang is on call, never has a second word, as long as he has anything, he is willing to give it.
The glamorous story of Empress Lu and the trial of his filthy palace was spread throughout the palace, and everyone knew it, only hiding it from Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty who wore a big green hat.
Peach news is the easiest to spread, and it is also the most talked about, and after a long time, all kinds of gossip have spread and become the talk of the streets.
The palace people concealed, covered, and looked at the wind for the two of them for Empress Lu, just to get some benefits, and at this time, Liu Bang, who favored Mrs. Qi of Tianzi and the country, was still indulging in his gentle township, and had already snubbed Empress Lu, who was nearly middle-aged but still charming, or was kept in the dark, ignored, or pretended to be deaf and dumb, and followed the two of them to be reckless and happy.
The lowly judge dared to touch the tiger's buttocks and cuckolded Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, but was made a marquis by Liu Bang because of a blessing in disguise.
Liu Bang, who was cuckolded, gave his rival the title of marquis, after all, he is an emperor, how open-minded he is, and he has the belly to swallow mountains and seas and support the ship, which is by no means comparable to ordinary husbands and vulgar people, and it is a rare miracle in ancient and modern times.
This guy, such a shrewd person, a hooligan who has hooked up with women for many years, it is impossible not to even know such a well-known thing as Lu stealing people.
That is, he can let go, but in fact, he can't really let go of all of them, because Liu Bang actually had the idea of abolishing Chang Liyu in his later years - that is, abolishing the son of Empress Lu and making Mrs. Qi's son the prince.
Later, Empress Lu invited Zhang Liang to offer a plan to resolve the matter.
But the little white face didn't end well.
In the eighth year of Gaozu, Zhang Ao, the king of Zhao, attempted to assassinate Gaozu, and the beauty Zhao Ji was favored by Gaozu and was pregnant, and she was also imprisoned.
Her younger brother asked the judge to persuade Empress Lu to let go of his sister, but I don't know if it was because he didn't "do his best", or because Empress Lu didn't give face to his lover, Zhao Ji committed suicide after giving birth to a child.
Zhao Ji's child, Liu Chang, later became the king of Huainan, and he always felt that he was judging his mother at that time, and wanted to find an opportunity to kill him.
So he went to the house of the judge and asked for an audience. Taking advantage of the fact that he didn't pay attention, he took out the iron vertebrae hidden in his sleeve and struck Biyang Hou, and ordered his entourage Wei Jing to kill him. The poor little white face was not killed by Liu Bang, but was killed by his son.
Liu Bang stole the world, and Empress Lu stole men......
The husband and wife can really be said to be male thieves and female thieves.