Chapter 540: Crow God's Mouth, Arrest the Brigade!

The Bai Ze phantom glared at Lu Wu fiercely, and then turned into a light smoke and dispersed, Lu Wu pursed his lips and looked at Yingzhao: "What about you, it's also fake?"

"Of course it's fake, it's just a divine thought program. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Ying Zhao admitted, the four hooves trembled, and then the playful smile also turned into light smoke and fled.

"Hmph! all of them are busy people, and it seems that only my idle egg hurts!"

Lu Wu hummed, and the eldest brother whispered in the back: "You also know that your idle egg hurts......"

Immortals: "................."

"What are you talking about, bastard!"

Lu Wu's eyes suddenly widened, and the eldest brother suddenly coaxed: "I said that you sold your eggs well yesterday, and what you took out of the phoenix nest is quality assurance, next time let's go and take out a few more." ”

Chen Yuan: "Can you have a little backbone.......

The eldest brother licked his face: "If I want to be able to beat him, I will have backbone." ”

Lu Wu: "If he can do it, I will not be blown up unless the stars explode!"

As soon as the words fell, a strange machine sounded next to him.

"Dudu Dudu~~ Tianxuan News: Today, a planet explosion was found one million kilometers away from the outer side of our 035 star system, and this equivalent can probably destroy a first-class civilization and produce a small number of supernovae, which is not a big problem for star transportation. ”

Immortals: "Wow, it's really exploded!"

Big brother: "Wow, I can beat you today!"

He turned around and glared at Lu Wu: "Look at you!"

Ten seconds later.........

Big brother (blue nose and swollen face): "Brother, I was wrong, the weather is very good today." ”

The result of the battle is obvious, this Lu Wu is the real deity, that is the giant god of mountains and seas!

With three punches and two kicks, the eldest brother was beaten to the ground and shouted to his mother, which made Chen Yuan and Chenhuan look sluggish, and they couldn't imagine that this was the daily life between the contractor and the shopkeeper.

This "system" is really violent........... Chen Yuan thought so.

Lu Wu puffed out of his nostrils: "Even if the planet explodes, you can't beat me! If you want to beat me, the chance is even smaller than your 10 million Heavenly Spirits!"

Before the words fell, suddenly a mecha with a bird's head and a human body came at high speed, and landed beside Lu Wu with a bang, the tall body was ten meters long, like a small mountain.

It took out a stack of newspapers from its arm and threw it on the eldest brother's face, then took out a letter and said mechanically: "Respectful [Jiuhui Shrimp Bibi]...... You have won the lottery, the prize is 10 million, and you can go to the fifth planet of the 010 galaxy [Tianyun Star] to redeem it within a month, and the coordinate codes are all placed in the letter. ”

"So..... See you soon!"

The bird's head mecha took off with a bang, turning into a streamer and disappearing in the sky.

Chen Yuan: "It's amazing, it's achieved again." ”

Dusty: "I seem to understand something. ”

Feelings: This Lu Wu is a crow's mouth!

This time, the two looked at the eldest brother with completely different eyes, and the latter was also sneering, Lu Wu was stunned, and reacted suddenly: "it! You dare to play tricks on me!"

"Brother, I promise you, this month's turnover will be twice as high as last month!"

The eldest brother hurriedly stopped Lu Wu, who was about to get angry, with a resolute face, the latter stopped moving, touched his chin with the tiger's palm, and nodded slowly..........

In the stunned eyes of Chen Yuan's group, the eldest brother gave a thumbs up to everyone..... Then he was slapped out of the way. Lu Wu's face was serious: "You said the same thing last month. ”

Lu Wu: "I remember what you said at the time, if you don't make it, you will come to see ......."

Big brother: "Wrong! I had a cold last month, so it's not good to talk, I'm talking about lifting my buttocks!"

Immortals: "And this kind of operation!"

Chen Yuan's jaw dropped in shock, looking at the eldest brother's nonsense and running the train with his mouth blowing, he finally understood what the king of mustaches was. At the same time, I also understood why the fourth store was a commissary.

This talent....... It's a shame not to do MLM.......

Chen Yuan: "I think the earth needs him, and the MLM organization needs such a talent." ”

Chenhuan: "What kind of pyramid scheme ????"

Under the random blowing, the eldest brother finally kept his sexy fat buttocks in front of Lu Wu, and turned around with palpitations, Lu Wu's gloomy tone fluttered from his back, scaring him into a cold sweat.

"Take out the reference book and let them register ......"

Big brother's backhand is ........ He took out a booklet, and then handed it to Chen Yuan, who was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Pick up the booklet, aren't you a commissary here?"

"Yes, the commissary and the reception desk. ”

The eldest brother pointed to the plaque with his finger, and the immortals immediately followed his finger to look at it, only to see that in the lower left corner of the [Tianzi No. 4] few big characters, there was an extremely small line written in light green "Heavenly Court Reception Registration Department".

It's written in light green.......

It's written in light green........

It is with light green ......

It is ...... with light green

Chen Yuan wanted to complain inexplicably, but he couldn't control his energy to complain.

"You think, this is the heavenly court! Immortals come and go all day long, and that good deeds are leveraged! This is called eating enough in one day and not being hungry for three years, and the words are not rough!"

The eldest brother patted Chen Yuan on the chest, and then said obscenely: "I said, do you need to buy something?"

Chen Yuan: "No, I should have ......"

Big brother: "That's not right! Listen to me, you see that Bai Ze knows the names of all things in the world, and as a contractor, although it is only a Bai Ze divine thought program, most of the names of that thing are still known, doesn't this provide you with the diversity of items to buy!"

"This is equivalent to giving you a super menu! According to this list, you can find anything you want, you know its effect when you hear the name, you see that you also need permissions and good deeds to redeem it yourself, I have unlocked all of them here..... Well, most of the ....... The price here is cheap, 20% less than your own exchange, and there is no need to pay taxes, it is really a discount to sell to you, and I will make some money. ”

Thundered!

Before the eldest brother finished speaking, suddenly there was a roar in the sky, and then the sky was distorted, and hundreds of white mecha appeared, and their external armor was like an ancient general, with silver armor and green belts, and it was extremely majestic.

The leader of a bronze mecha fell to the ground, and its ten-foot-tall body (thirty meters) showed its extraordinary, and the terrifying pressure like a mountain pushed forward, like a surging tide, almost suffocating.

The immortals looked confused, and Fan Yage looked at the eldest brother: "I said, it's a newspaper again?"

"Click!"

Suddenly, the muzzle of a black hole was aimed at Fan Yage, and the frightened latter jumped directly, but the muzzle of the cannon seemed to follow automatically, staring at him all the time.

The bronze mecha sulked and said to a group of humans: "I am the Tianhe Water Army, and just now my department received a report that someone is suspected of hunting and killing a third-level protected animal in the universe on the 007th Natural Ecological Protection Star....... Well...... Attempted killing, according to intelligence, we have confirmed that it is you, now please come with us to be investigated!"

What?!Hunt and kill protected animals?!

Before Chen Yuan and the others could react, Jiuping and Fan Yage jumped up, and Jiuping said: "When will the quicksand giant insect be considered a protected animal!"

"The law was just enacted last month!"

The bronze mecha replied very sincerely, Jiuping was directly choked and speechless, and after a while, he said again: "Then why do you say it's us?

The bronze mecha raised its giant hand, stretched out a finger, and poked at him, "A bone shelf, plus a glowing octopus." ”

Daytimer: "(I'm not an octopus!!)"