"What am I playing?"

Luo Tianyi asked cutely.

"A Pig ......"

Shocked! Shocked! Shocked! Shocked!

Foodie Luo Tianyi actually plays a pig!

Although Luo Tianyi has long been classified as a pig in her heart, because once she mentions pigs, Luo Tianyi will be very unhappy, and then use the battle she is best at - the Cold War to solve the problem.

Unless you say invite her to pork......

But Le Zhengya never thought that someone would dare to let Luo Tianyi play a pig!

If it's just a joke, forget it, but now even the costumes are ready, and there is a pig's ear on the ear, which is obviously a long-planned plan!

And Luo Tianyi, the actor who is a pig, stared at Wei Xian with a pair of big eyes angrily at this time.

"You've gone too far!"

Angry words came out of the girl's mouth.

"I love it, but I'm definitely not a pig!"

So you still admit it......

Even Le Zhengya threw an unkind look.

She admits to the pig of the good Ji friend, but who allowed you to say it, well?

"Ahem! Calm down! Calm down! You're not playing any ordinary pig!"

"What's the matter?

Le Zhengya said coldly, and then was glared at by Luo Tianyi fiercely.

"Tianyi plays the role of Marshal Tianpeng this time. ”

"That's a pig too!"

The girl whose cheeks were already flushed with anger said angrily.

"This is a divine pig!"

"I don't care!

“……”

It's over, it seems that I can't convince this girl......

Wei Xian couldn't help but wonder why he didn't think of the girl's resistance to being called a pig before.

But it's too late to say anything now, and the only way to guide this good place is to go to the pig.

"That's right! Zhu Bajie is the messenger of the Pure Altar!"

"So what?

"The Pure Altar Messenger has free tribute to eat!"

"Well, so what?

The girl's resistance has gradually faded away.

"You can eat any food for free! Häagen-Dazs, for example, unlimited food!"

"This, that...... Hmmm......"

The girl's brow was already furrowed.

Clearly, there was a difficult choice between being a pig or being a food.

Wei Xian suddenly remembered a joke that was circulating wildly on the Internet.

A foodie knows how to eat, knows how to eat, and eats well.

Rice bucket, as long as it's food, it's fine!

And Luo Tianyi obviously belongs to the latter......

It seems that as long as it is a tribute, no matter what it is, it can be eaten.

"Wei Xian, you're going too far......"

Le Zhengyan looked at Wei Xian faintly.

This guy not only let Tianyi play a pig, but also used inexplicable reasons to make Tianyi willingly play a pig.

That's really ...... That's great!

God knows how long she wanted Luo Tianyi to pretend to be a pig, but unfortunately she didn't have the courage to say it to Tianyi.

If I had known that this method would work, I would have used it a long time ago!

"And if you think about it, the pigs work every day just to eat, they don't have to go to school, and they don't have to worry about suddenly running out of food one day. ”

Wei Xian continued to tempt.

Finally, under the temptation of Wei Xian, Luo Tianyi bought the abyss of depravity.

"Okay, pigs are pigs! Seems to be interesting!"

I think it's interesting to eat it, right?

However, Wei Xian also breathed a sigh of relief, he finally got the most difficult thing to do, and it was much easier to be born.

However, when Luo Tianyi twisted his face and wrote down the lyrics, he seemed to have a feeling of regret......

"Now, have you memorized the rhythm?"

"En......"

Luo Tianyi Tieqing nodded with this face.

If she could, she really wanted to regret it.

"Okay, let's try it first!"

There's no such thing as a piano in a recording studio, but there's enough for an electronic keyboard.

Wei Xian played with one hand, and Luo Tianyi followed behind and began to sing.

"I was originally a member of the Queen Mother's side, a general of the heavenly soldiers

Just because he committed the heavenly rules, he was expelled from the world and wandered the world

I saw eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and smoking

and pit meng, abduction and stealing......"

"Poof!"

Le Zhengya laughed out loud on the spot, so that Luo Tianyi and Wei Xian had to stop.

"Ahhhh

Luo Tianyi bared a mouthful of sworn teeth and roared fiercely.

"Okay, I'm not smiling...... Poof! I'm sorry! I can't help it!"

What kind of lyrics did you come up with?

But...... It seems to be quite in line with the experience of the legendary Zhu Bajie.

"No! Weak voice sauce, I'm really laughing to death!hahahaha......"

After lying on the weak voice white's chest and laughing for a while, Le Zheng Aya stopped in embarrassment.

There is no other reason, the weak voice Bai can't understand it!

Weak Yin Bai may have heard the story of Zhu Bajie, but she absolutely can't understand this song! It contains too many things that only the people of the Celestial Empire can understand.

For example, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, and cheating, cheating and stealing, these are probably only understood by foreigners who specialize in translation.

Sure enough, Weak Yin Bai blinked a pair of innocent big eyes and looked at Le Zhengya curiously.

This person...... What the hell are you laughing at on my chest?

"Shut up!

Wei Xian glared at Le Zhengya, sealed her mouth, and motioned for Luo Tianyi to continue.

"In an instant, I got rid of evil thoughts, and walked in the world

If you want to become an immortal, you must read it with me

If you want to become an immortal, you must read it with me every day

The heavenly spirit spirit and the earth spirit spirit are too high, and the old king will soon appear

The spirit of heaven and the spirit of the earth, the spirit of the queen mother, will soon appear

The heavenly spirit spirit and the earth spirit spirit are too high, and the old king will soon appear

Heavenly Spirit Spirit Spirit Spirit Queen Mother ~ You are about to show your spirit ......"

"Poof!"

"Aya!"

"I'm sorry, I can't help it!

If you really keep reciting these two sentences, then I'm afraid that all the people on the earth are immortals now!

But......

Sure enough, Luca and Weak Tone White still looked confused.

"Ahem, it's okay, you go on!"

Ma Dan, if you continue to laugh like this, I'm afraid I'll be embarrassed to death when I think about it in the future......

Luo Tianyi rolled his eyes and motioned for Wei Xian to continue.

"Survived the world and returned to heaven

I'm a god again

Imagine that hundreds of years ago I was also in exile

I'm a god again

They eat, drink, gamble, smoke

and pit meng, abduction, deception, and stealing

In an instant, I got rid of evil thoughts, and walked in the world......"

God-like pause.

Le Zheng Aya shook the stupid hair on her head, with a black question mark face.

"Why did you stop?"

"Aren't you smiling?" *2. The two asked in unison.

"Nonsense! Of course I don't laugh!"

The dull hair on someone's head has risen to the sky, indicating that the owner's heart is not at peace at this moment.

"That's good, go on!"

"If you want to become an immortal, you must read it with me

If you want to become an immortal, you must read it with me every day

The heavenly spirit spirit and the earth spirit spirit are too high, and the old king will soon appear

The spirit of heaven and the spirit of the earth, the spirit of the queen mother, will soon appear

Heavenly Spirit, Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang, Laojun will soon appear ......"