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The enthusiasm of the fans and netizens touched the grandmaster very much. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

So the Grandmaster began to send the first flying letter.

"What is happiness? I think it's very simple, cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters, this is all happiness! And I have your support and attention today, I am happy! Thank you, thank you to all the friends who follow me! It is your existence that makes me feel full of happiness!"

As soon as this message was sent, the Grandmaster found that the speed of the building just now immediately slowed down, and under the message he sent, there were countless more buildings in an instant.

"Hey, hey, my family's great master's first message! We're fast with our hands and feet, and our butts are faster! I'm sitting on the sofa!"

"It's really my family's great grandmaster, it's so happy to be able to get close to my family's great master!"

"Damn, why are those two upstairs so fast? I hurried and hurried, and when I got there, only Maza was left......

"You're fast enough on the fourth floor, there's only half a brick left under my ass. ”

……

"Haha, my master's explanation of happiness is so incisive, kneel!"

"Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, this is the happiness of puppies and kittens, Ultraman in Toei anime is not a little monster!

"Oh, my master's explanation of happiness is simply handsome!"

"I like the master's explanation of happiness, and my heart is warm when I read it! I love you, master!"

……

Although the replies were overwhelming, the Grandmaster really felt very happy.

In the past and present lives combined, the grandmaster has never felt the attention of so many people, and now there are suddenly so many fans and netizens paying attention to him, to be honest, at this moment, the grandmaster also feels a warm current flowing through his heart.

Almost within a few minutes, there were more than 10,000 followers below the message published by the grandmaster. The Grandmaster could only take a quick and cursory glance.

But at this time, the content of the post suddenly changed.

"Come out, Master, that old madman, the dog is shooting at you again on his flying letter!"

"Master, come out and hit the dog! Crazy, the dog is starting to bite!"

"Sit and watch how the master beats the dog!"

"Well, it's good upstairs, you have to learn how to beat a dog from the master, and we'll also beat a dog and stew it when we go back." ”

……

These pieces of information that suddenly popped up immediately made the Grandmaster realize that Fan Jianqiang had fired again.

I searched for Fan Jianqiang's flight signal, and then turned it on, and sure enough, the old mad dog began to spray again.

"Haha, a little guy who hasn't grown up yet, even dares to talk about what happiness is!

Grandmaster superstar, do you know what happiness is? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense in Feixin and fool those underage netizens. Come and let's talk, and let me tell you what happiness is!

For my Fan Cannon, to trample this Grandmaster Superstar under his feet fiercely, and you are speechless when he scolds, this is called happiness!"

……

Since there is a provocation over there, the Grandmaster will naturally not refrain from fighting.

Both hands poked and poked on the mobile phone screen, and after more than ten seconds, a message was sent directly.

"It's worthy of being a scolder, these two mouths are too powerful, cut it, cut it, this is a plate of good food to drink!"

……

As soon as the Grandmaster's message was sent, Feixin immediately boiled.

"Damn, this reply from the master is simply a reply from God......"

"Hey, hey, the master's stomach hurts when he recovers music, and he scolds people without dirty words!

"Cut it, cut it, it's a plate of good food to drink, is this talking about pigs, mouths, mouths, delicious, I like to eat." ”

"Hey, there's a mistake upstairs, it should be a pig arch!"

"Haha, I'm happy to die, according to what my master said, didn't that old crazy dog become a pig?"

"Don't tease the old mad upstairs, the dog is a pig, it's an insult to the pig!"

……

One sentence made Feixin boil, and there was no one in this post.

Fan Jianqiang of Nandu was angry and posted another post.

"Grandmaster Xiao'er, you dying king, bastard, why do you still have the face to scream here? How can you, father, and mother raise such an uneducated thing as you?......

It can be seen that Fan Jianqiang is really angry, and he begins to scold directly.

The Grandmaster didn't mind after seeing it. Since it's a verbal fight, it's normal to scold each other, anyway, there are still a lot of classic scolding jokes from the Internet in my previous life in my head, just take out a few of them, and make sure that the old mad dog has nothing to say.

The grandmaster posted another post: "Hey, hey, this is being scolded in a hurry? barking so quickly? Oh, no wonder you are so confident, it turns out that you are a sugar daddy, and you have recognized Erlang God as the master!"

As soon as this post came out, Feixin laughed again.

Fan Jianqiang: "I#¥%......"

Grandmaster: "Brother threw a bone at the dog, it knows how to wag its tail at me, I will say a few words to you, but you grin at me, what are you?"

Flying Believers: "Hahahaha......"

Fan Jianqiang: "I#*¥¥*%......"

Grandmaster: "I said Master Fan, you are a god! If you put a picture of you on the head of your bed, you can ward off evil during the day and get pregnant at night!"

Flying believers, continue "hahaha......"

Fan Jianqiang: "I#¥¥%......"

Grandmaster: "Hey, this child is really hopeless, do you know? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's pregnancy condom, you would have been washed into the sewer......

……

Grandmaster: "Don't talk about me all the time, look at yourself! Didn't you ask your daughter-in-law yesterday, "My dear, can you say something that makes me both happy and angry?" Your daughter-in-law was silent for a while and said, "I found that among all your friends, you are the only one who doesn't need to take viagra......

Tell me, you can't even handle your own daughter-in-law, and you're still blind here.b.b.

……

In his previous life, as a net, the grandmaster's mind was filled with a lot of classic scolding jokes, and dealing with a guy like Fan Jianqiang who could only spew dung with his mouth, using those classic jokes in his previous life was simply a knife to kill chickens.

Feixin was also boiling at this time.

As the grandmaster came out paragraph after paragraph, those netizens were really eye-opening.

It turns out that scolding people can still be scolded like this!

It is said that the highest level of scolding is scolding without swearing, and it is obvious that the grandmaster has done this with ease.

And compared to Fan Jianqiang's foul words, Grandmaster and Fan Jianqiang are obviously not in the same realm.

As the so-called biting dog doesn't bark, this way of scolding without dirty words is the real word punishment!

This is like millet plus rifle against the battle axe cruise guide, how can Fan Jianqiang resist the grandmaster?

In the end, Fan Jianqiang on the opposite side resisted for more than ten minutes and left a word, and after leaving a word, there was no more sound!

And the scolding battle between Grandmaster and Fan Jianqiang, which lasted only more than ten minutes, made the entire Feixin boil.

These jokes sent by the grandmaster began to circulate in a very short period of time......

ps:I guess there's a problem in the background again.,I thought there were prohibited words.,As a result, I checked myself for more than an hour.,Modified n times.,The result is still not displayed in the chapter directory.。 I'm drunk too......