"If you want a private meeting, it's with you!"

Wei Chong laughed and teased. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Bai Nishang blushed, turned her head away, and asked in a low voice, "Did you catch the person who pretended to be you?"

"Here. Wei Chong took out the tomato and showed it to Bai Nisheng.

The joke wasn't funny at all.

Bai Nishang glanced at Wei Chong, and was about to go to the kitchen to prepare lunch, because of the man-eating mouse incident, it didn't open for half a day.

At this moment, the courtyard door was kicked open, Wei Chong thought that Wan Qi Qingyun had sent someone to make trouble, and when he saw that all the people who entered the door were police, the whole person froze.

When has the efficiency of the people's police become so high?

Then Leng Feng walked in, showed his documents, and said, "Wei Chong, we suspect that you have something to do with man-eating rats, please come with us." ”

Wei Chong held the tomato in front of Leng Feng and said, "Actually, the person who set off the firecracker is this tomato, not me." ”

Do you think I'll believe it?

Leng Feng glanced at the tomatoes, waved his hand and said, "Take it away." ”

Wei Chong didn't believe it himself, turned around and stuffed the tomatoes to Bai Nishang, and said with a smile: "Nishang, make tomato egg noodles at night and wait for me to come back to eat." ”

After saying that, he was caught by the cold wind.

Aunt Bai came out of the living room and saw Bai Nishang standing stupidly in the courtyard, and said, "Nishang, let's go, let's go and explain to the police, that person is not Xiao Wei at all!"

Bai Nishang said: "Mom, I can't explain this matter. ”

The live broadcast was filmed very clearly, and the person who set off firecrackers to scare the man-eating rats was Wei Chong, and the evidence was very conclusive.

Looking at the tomatoes in his hand, Bai Nishang remembered Wei Chong's words, and he didn't go to the store in the afternoon, just made tomato egg noodles at home and waited for Wei Chong to come back.

I don't know when it started, she believed everything Wei Chong said.

Wan Qian Group Building, Wan Qi Qingyun stood on the rooftop, looking quite anxious.

When Tu Jian appeared, his face was full of smiles, and he said from afar: "It's successful, Wei Chong has been arrested." ”

"Really?" asked Wan Qi Qingyun excitedly.

"The cold wind personally led people's hands, it is true. Tu Jian said with a smile.

To deal with Wei Chong, you have to borrow a knife.

Wan Qi Qingyun looked evil, and said coldly: "This time, I let him have the life to go in, but not to come out." ”

Wei Chong was taken to an RV, which was parked at the entrance of Hongbao Town, and the car was filled with a strong smell of medicine.

There were only two people inside.

One is wearing a military uniform and is over the age of sixties, but he is born with kind eyebrows, but the epaulettes are too terrifying, and he is actually a general.

The other is dressed in a white coat, a gentle middle-aged aunt, with long hair in a shawl, and her gestures are extravagant.

The cold wind sent Wei Chong to the car, then turned around and went out, and closed the door.

"What...... What's the situation?" Wei Chong was full of doubts, this was not like the posture of interrogating a suspect.

"My name is Han Bing. ”

The middle-aged aunt smiled and stretched out her hand to Wei Chong and said, "Please come here, I just want to give you a test." ”

Detect?

Wei Chong looked confused, why didn't he play cards according to the routine at all?

Wei Chong was apprehensive and asked in a low voice, "What to test?"

"Let's put it this way, Dr. Han suspects that the Whip Hero is you. The general, who was sitting there, said calmly.

I'll go!

Wei Chong's heart chuckled, he only became a full-name hero once, and his real body was about to be punctured, which was too miserable!

Han Bing didn't say a word, grabbed Wei Chong's hand, pricked a needle in his finger, and after collecting blood, he went directly to the side for testing.

The general pointed to the sofa on one side and said, "Sit, child!"

Wei Chong's legs were already a little weak, and he immediately sat down unceremoniously and said with a smile: "I take the liberty of asking, who is Your Excellency?"

The general smiled and said, "I heard that you are a fortune teller, why don't you do the math for me?"

I forgot that I was still a fortune teller.

I have to say that Wei Chong was really frightened this time, and the small citizen was targeted by the government, just like a mouse being targeted by a cat, so frightened that he forgot to look at it with his eyes when he entered the door.

"Then you're welcome. ”

Wei Chong took a deep breath, stared at the general's face, and exclaimed, "You are General Peng Ru." ”

Peng Ru was the most famous general in the country and held the highest military power in the country.

Peng Ru smiled slightly, and didn't talk, with the frequency of his appearance in the news, even the beggars on the side of the road, there are few people who don't know him.

Wei Chong really didn't know him, and he could know Peng Ru's name, and he could see it with his divine eyes, but looking at Peng Ru's reaction, he knew that Peng Ru was reading a joke, so he lowered his voice and said, "General Peng, you are planning to deploy missiles in the southeast, right?"

Syllable.

A test tube in Han Bing's hand fell to the ground and shattered.

Peng Ru was shocked, but his face did not change, and he smiled: "There is nothing to do." ”

Wei Chong knew that this was a state secret, and he shouldn't peep too much, lest he not be able to leave the RV alive.

When he was embarrassed, Han Bing came over with the test results, handed them to Peng Ru, and slowly shook his head.

Wei Chong breathed a long sigh of relief, most afraid that she would detect the ingredients of the divine vine in her own blood.

"It's all right, kid, you can go. Peng Ru waved his hand, signaling that Wei Chong could leave.

Wei Chong didn't believe it and asked, "If you don't go out, you'll shoot me, right?"

"Shot?"

Peng Ru was amused by Wei Chong's stupidity.

This matter must be understood, Wei Chongli thought about it and said: "In the live broadcast, the person who set off firecrackers to scare the man-eating rats can be seen clearly by everyone, and he looks exactly like me. ”

"That tomato, has been killed. Han Bing said.

If others heard Han Bing say this, they would definitely laugh at Han Bing's doctoral diploma for not spending money to buy it.

But Wei Chong was terrified when he heard it.

Han Bing could see Wei Chong's surprise and said with a smile: "I am responsible for studying abnormal creatures, such as that man-eating rat, I have already done testing, it is an ordinary mouse that has been contaminated with the source of nuclear contamination and has undergone abnormality, and has not been raised by humans." ”

Wei Chong was so impressed that he praised him: "Dr. Han is really amazing, he deserves to be a woman who has been divorced eight times." ”

When he said this, Peng Ru was stunned.

Seeing that Han Bing's cheeks were flushed and his face was shy, Peng Ru said speechlessly, "Is this kid right?"

Han Bing was also very helpless, and sighed: "You can't blame me, I was a good man before I got married, but I became a scum after I got married." ”

"Actually, it's not those scumbags, if you are a normal person, who can't collapse when you see a monster?" Wei Chong sympathized with Han Bing.

Han Bing nodded, those men were indeed scared away by monsters, so he said, "So after my marriage failed eight times, I put all my thoughts on work. ”

Wei Chong asked tentatively, "Dr. Han, do you want to calculate where your true love is?" It's only a hundred yuan a day, which is very cheap." ”

"I know all about you on the Internet, but I'm really poor, so forget it. Han Bing refused with a smile.

Peng Ru had never seen such a bold fortune teller as Wei Chong, so he coughed lightly: "I said child, should you go?"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

If you stay any longer, it is estimated that you will have to be caught by Han Bing and taken to the research institute to do research, Wei Chong was about to leave, hesitated for a while, and said: "General Peng, the kidneys are not good, it is useless to eat bullwhips, don't eat it in the future!"