Chapter 1 I'm not stupid, I'm a little stupid

It hurts, it hurts. Lin Man felt an unbearable headache, his wrists and ankles were cold, and his chest was cold, as if someone was sticking something on it.

Struggle to open your eyes, huh?

What was going on? What came into view were two snow-white soft hemispheres, half-concealed squeezing out of the collar of the red V-shaped sweater.

Uncle Lin Man only felt that his vicissitudes of life immediately became younger, thumping, and full of infinite vitality.

The softness was gone, and a white shadow flickered before my eyes.

Lin Man was thinking about what was going on when he heard a woman's voice, "Director, there seems to be something wrong with this patient's electrocardiogram." ”

Lin Man turned his head to look, and it was a plump young nurse who spoke. A middle-aged female doctor came over, glanced at the ECG report, glanced at the nurse's exaggerated chest, and said softly: "It's normal." Next time, remember to buckle the button on your chest, and it won't be like this. ”

The young nurse let out a "yes", bowed her head and ran away, leaving only Lin Man with a beautiful back.

The female doctor turned to Lin Man and quipped, "Young man, your heart is as strong as a cow." You don't find anything abnormal in your head, you may still be a little dizzy, go back and rest more, and if you vomit, you should always go back to the doctor. After speaking, he dismantled a bunch of wires and clips on Lin Man's body, lowered his head and wrote the doctor's order, handed the medical record to Lin Man, and sent him away.

Lin Man struggled to get up, looked at the doctor's instructions, the calligraphy like the dragon flying and the phoenix dance, and didn't recognize a word, all the doctor's words in these years. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I remember that I stayed up late and fainted, and I guess this morning's class was lost.

At this time, someone came over to help Lin Man. Lin Man glanced at it, it was chic, Lin Man's iron handle (dialect, iron buddy) when he was in college.

A few more people gathered around. Lin Man looked at it, hey, it's so kind, they are all college roommates. I haven't seen a few in years, and I still look so young and energetic.

The boss is a master of the lamp, whose real name is Fan Must, a little man in the Northeast, who is short but has a lot of prestige in the dormitory.

The second child is tall and strong, as his name suggests, a big man of 1.84 meters, with a thick and strong body, an honest personality, and after graduation, he actually became a policeman and caught fugitives with a gun.

The third child, Cui Yonghao, is definitely a Han nationality not a Korean ethnic group, rich and handsome, personable, and a former dedicated prince. When there is a theatrical performance in college, he will always be forcibly recruited as a male host.

The fourth is chic, nicknamed "chic", a prodigal son, and Lin Man are both from the northwest, and there are four brothers in the family, claiming that the family has thousands of acres of fertile land. Lin Man is as dark as him, but not as handsome as him, not as tall as him. The two have naturally become iron handles since they met.

The old Wufang Zhiyong, a god with a unique story, cannot be said or said.

Lao Liu Wusheng, commonly known as Xiao Shengzi, is white and delicate, does not know martial arts, is good at playing and singing the guitar, looks weak, but is a cold-blooded shooter on the football field, likes to sneak attack and shoot, and is the absolute main force in football games.

The seventh is Lin slowly himself, there is nothing worth saying, the whole body is full of advantages.

Xiaoba Jiang Ping, everyone's most beloved little brother, came to college at the age of 16.

Without waiting for Lin Man to speak, everyone gathered around to offer condolences, saying something like "tomorrow is another good man", and helped Lin Man to walk out.

Hey, there was a person standing next to him, smiling at Lin Man embarrassedly. It's not a tank, it's from the next bedroom. This guy is a devil muscular man, just look at his exposed thick arms, they are almost as thick as ordinary people's thighs, bulging muscles are full of elasticity, not tall but very fond of playing basketball, the most like to rampage with the ball, whoever bumps into him is unlucky, and wins the reputation of "tank" on the court.

Uncle Lin Man was a little excited, endured his dizziness, and said happily: "Thank you brothers for coming to see me, I feel much better." He turned his head and asked Xiao Shao, "Is my wife here?" As long as she doesn't go through the divorce procedures for a day, she is still her wife.

Xiao asked strangely, "When did you get married?"

Seeing that Lin Man still looked confused, he stretched out a finger and asked, "What is this?"

"Yike. ”

Xiao Shi stretched out two more fingers and asked, "How much is this?"

"II. ”

Xiao Shi asked again: "What is one plus one?" and held out three fingers at the same time.

Lin Man rolled his eyes and replied without hesitation: "You are really two." ”

Okay, IQ is no problem, it's not stupid, at most it's a little stupid, everyone is relieved.

At this time, the tank said to Lin Man embarrassedly: "Slowly, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, you're fine." ”

Although Lin Man was dizzy, he finally realized that something was wrong. These classmates are so young, exactly what they were in college. This humble hospital is clearly the school hospital of the undergraduate period.

He just wanted to ask what date it was today, and the answer had already popped up in his mind, March 15, 1992, and he had to study Lei Feng every year and this month. Lin Man became dizzy again.

This afternoon, yes, it's this today, as if to celebrate something, a group of brothers are playing on the basketball court, when Lin Man is standing under the basket to defend, the opposite tank is attacking with the ball, rampage, indomitable, invincible.

Nima, do you abide by the rules, the action is too big, Lin Man scolded in his heart, he wanted to play a little action to interfere with the tank, and was about to make a move, when he suddenly saw the long-legged girl come to the sidelines, holding a basketball in her hand.

The long-legged girl is called by the boys in private, her real name is Zhang Yan, and she is from the electronics department. Lin Man found her at a glance during the freshman military training, because she was standing in the first row of the girls' company.

Among Lin Man's students, there are two girls who are particularly eye-catching, and they have become recognized as school flowers as soon as they enter the school. There are few beauties in engineering schools, and once they appear, they are often super beauties of extremely high quality. The melon seed face ranked first, willow eyebrows, white and delicate, skin so clear that it seems to be able to penetrate water, slender figure seems to be dancing in the wind, visual height is 1.7 meters, but the expression is cold, a frost, the absolute "glacier girl", so that the perverts are moved and fearful, no one dares to approach, so far I have not heard of a boyfriend, because people don't talk to any boys at all. Name?It's not your cup of tea anyway, why are you asking about that?

The other is Zhang Yan, who is at least 1.72 meters tall by eye, with a pair of slender legs that are well-proportioned and energetic, with a delicate figure, a golden ratio figure recognized by all beings, picturesque eyebrows, and a faint blush on her cheeks, especially a pair of bright big eyes blinking on her delicate face, which blinked Lin Man's heart.

If the former one is cold and beautiful, then Zhang Yan is full of vitality. Zhang Yan is a member of the school volleyball team, probably the shortest and best setter since the establishment of the school team, and the long-term sports make it energetic, which is like poison for Lin Man, hopeless.

At the first sight of Zhang Yan, Lin Man lost himself, and couldn't hear the military training instructor's instructions at all, and then he was cleaned up by the instructor. The instructor punished him to do 100 push-ups in public. At present, how can a beautiful woman not take advantage of the opportunity? 100 push-ups is really a small case for an animal like Lin Man. First, I did 50 easily, then I started to do push-ups with one hand, and then I changed to 3 fingers to support the ground, and continued to do push-ups, which caused the onlookers to cheer non-stop. The black line on the instructor's face is too faceless, and he will be punished for running 10,000 meters. In order to attract Zhang Yan's attention, no matter how hard and tired Lin Man was, he recognized it.

There's no way, Lin Man can't control himself, he just wants to look at Zhang Yan, and he has to find a way to look at Zhang Yan every day. Watch Zhang Yan when you play, watch Zhang Yan in class, and watch Zhang Yan when you eat. Knowing that the other party is not your own dish, you still have to watch it, bring a sketchpad with you, and use a pen to draw after reading it. After the painting, I regretted it, why didn't I grow a few centimeters taller, and I guessed that people didn't look up at themselves, because Lin Man was only 1.69 meters, of course people didn't need to raise their eyes to look at him, and it was polite if he didn't bow his head. Uncle Lin Man couldn't help muttering: "When did I become infatuated, is this really me?"

Chic once reminded Lin Man, saying that he couldn't see any possibility of him and Zhang Yan intersecting. Lin Man also admits this, but this does not prevent him from appreciating beautiful things. That's right, it's appreciation. It's not that Lin Man hasn't seen a peerless beauty. The lesbian table that grew up with me is a beauty.,Classical beauty.,Although they separated after high school.,But I think she should be more beautiful.。 It's a pity that I was young at that time, and I didn't know how to appreciate it at all, let alone understand the relationship between men and women. Later, the two ...... Forget it, I can't talk about it.

This is the first time Lin Man has been tempted by a girl, uh, maybe it's the second time, anyway, he's finally completely enlightened.

On this day, Zhang Yan actually appeared on the sidelines where they were playing, and Lin Man's sixth sense immediately felt it, what can you do with Lin Man?

Lin Man made a blocking action unconsciously, the tank couldn't retract, and knocked Lin Man out with one shoulder, Lin Man's head and the basketball hoop were in close contact without hesitation, and when the basketball hoop trembled violently and roared, Lin Man also lost consciousness.

Is this a rebirth? Or did you have a long dream? Lin Man really couldn't believe that he was reborn.

Everyone wanted to help Lin Man go back to the dormitory, but Lin Man shook his head and said no, saying that he wanted to go alone, so that he could persuade the brothers to leave. Everyone also knows that although this old seven usually talks nonsense, he has an idea, and he didn't insist on it anymore.

As soon as everyone left, Lin Man immediately turned into the toilet and suffocated to death, and he didn't know how long he had been lying on the hospital bed. Reborn people need to go to the toilet too.

It's over, Lin Man habitually took out his right trouser pocket, a brand-new light green hard cigarette box, unopened, printed with "Red Panda" and the words "Special Demand Cigarettes". Lin Man's hands trembled. King of smoke, put it away carefully.

Pulling out his left trouser pocket again, he found a low-quality liquid lighter and half a pack of crumpled red plum cigarettes. Yellow soft box, in the middle of the red background white characters "red plum" two words. The favorite of the majority of poor smokers in the 90s is always nostalgic. Lin Man naturally took a cigarette in his mouth, pressed the lighter, and with a "poof", the lighter completely turned into pieces, and the sparks that jumped out of the flint ignited the gas, and a ball of fire jumped on Lin Man's right hand. Lin Man hurriedly washed with water, which extinguished the fire. What's going on? Uncle Lin Man was surprised. He wasn't surprised that lighters were so fragile, but that he was surprised: I'm a non-smoker, how can I act like an old smoker? No, no, I'm an old smoker. No, I don't smoke. It hurts, I have a headache, just think I used to smoke, and go back and quit smoking.

Turn off the water and leave. What kind of broken faucet, why did it just unscrew it down? A jet of water sprayed out, directly spraying Lin Man's face. It's a big water.

Lin Man hurriedly went to block the water, and with a "cluck", the galvanized water pipe was unscrewed off by Lin Man's right hand like a noodle. What kind of inferior water pipe is this? Lin Man directly tied a knot with the galvanized pipe with his right hand, and the water was blocked.

Lin Man wiped the water from his face with his left hand in embarrassment, raised the remaining section of galvanized pipe in his right hand, and pinched it with his left hand, it was definitely a cold and hard iron pipe. Then I pinched it with my right hand, and it was flattened, and there were three clear fingerprints.

Lin Man gasped, he was scared when he thought about it, fortunately he used his left hand when he went to the toilet just now, if he used the wrong hand, he pinched himself out of three long and two short, but what could he do?

Could it be that this is a special skill given by God when he was reborn? But if you have a hairy use, you have to be careful when you go to the toilet, will you be a "left-hander" from now on?