Chapter 272: Double Life
If you have a beautiful woman who takes care of you all day long after you are injured, and she will not hesitate to meet all your requirements except for the most extreme things, will such a rìzi be very happy?
But if the number of beautiful women increases from one to two, and they are as considerate to you as I said earlier, will the happiness index be doubled? Then Xiao Ping will tell you from personal experience that in this case, not only the happiness index has not doubled, but all of them have become miserable indexes.
In fact, Xiao Ping is living like this now. Li Wanqing took annual leave, and Song Lei told the teacher that she would contact the internship unit and not go to school for the time being, and all stayed in the farm to take care of the injured Xiao Ping. They naturally take good care of Xiao Ping, but out of a certain subtle psychology, there is some competition between them.
Every morning when she gets up, Li Wanqing will prepare a nutritious breakfast for Xiao Ping to help his body recover as soon as possible.
Originally, this was also a good thing, but every time Xiao Ping had just finished his first breakfast, Song Lei would bring the breakfast she made to Xiao Ping. In line with the principle of fairness to the two confidants, Xiao Ping, who was already full, could only eat one more breakfast, so that he couldn't even bend his waist.
If only breakfast is like this, the problem is that lunch and dinner are the same. So much so that Xiao Ping was scared every time he went to eat, and he always felt that he would be in danger of being propped up until his stomach bleeds.
In addition to the problem of eating, Xiao Ping has to be taken care of twice in all aspects of his daily life, washing his face twice, brushing his teeth twice, wiping his body twice, and even going to the toilet twice. This kind of life made Xiao Ping very distressed, and every time he saw Li Wanqing leaving contentedly, and Song Lei coming in with great interest at the same time, he felt like he was crying without tears.
Speaking from the heart, Li Wanqing and Song Lei just lived in the farm, "Xiao Ping still has some small expectations in his heart, after all, it is not often that he has the opportunity to get along with two beauties day and night. As long as he can have some intimate interaction with two beautiful women like huā and jade, Xiao Ping can bear these things.
However, Xiao Ping's wishful thinking was completely unsuccessful, Li Wanqing and Song Lei obviously reached some kind of tacit understanding, from the first day they lived in the farm, they would not spend more than fifteen minutes alone with Xiao Ping. Occasionally, if one girl stayed in Xiao Ping's room for a few more minutes, the other would immediately appear for various reasons. In this case, Xiao Ping didn't even have a chance to touch the other party's little hand, let alone any other intimate actions.
So Xiao Ping can only eat double meals, wash double faces, brush double teeth, go to double toilets, enjoy double care, but can't do anything in the face of two beauties, all of which add up to double pain for him. After holding out for more than a week, Xiao Ping finally couldn't hold it anymore, and he called Li Wanqing and Song Lei to his room, ready to have a showdown with them.
Xiao Ping deliberately hung on the door frame of the room to do pull-ups when the two of them came in, as a way to show that he had recovered well. He did more than a dozen pull-ups at once, and when he came down, he didn't blush and said to Li Wanqing and Song Lei: "Come? I have something to tell you." ”
Song Lei glanced at Xiao Ping, who was deliberately wearing a vest to show his muscles, and said to Li Wanqing disdainfully: "Sister Wanqing" This person must say that he is already well, and he wants to drive us away!"
Li Wanqing had a smile in the corner of her eyes, and nodded lightly: "I think so, he thinks it's annoying for us to stay here!"
"Wronged, I really want to ask you to go back, but I don't bother you!" Xiao Ping shouted aggrievedly: "It's really because you take care of me like this, it's not conducive to my recovery!"
Song Lei was dissatisfied: "Nonsense, we take care of you so hard, why does it affect your recovery?"
Xiao Ping deliberately looked at Li Wanqing and Song Lei and said, "This has nothing to do with how you take care of me, it's really because you two are too bright!"
Li Wanqing was puzzled: "What does this have to do with our Liliang?"
Xiao Ping said with a smile: "I am a normal man, and I get along with two girls like you every day" It is inevitable that he will be cranky, recently I can't sleep all night long, I can't even rest well, how can the injury heal quickly?"
Although Xiao Ping ostensibly meant that Li Wanqing and Song Lei had affected his recovery, he was actually praising them for their brightness, and the two girls were sweet in their hearts. However, Li Wanqing, who is delicate and delicate, always feels that Xiao Ping's words are not complete, and after being happy, he can't help but ask him: "What you said is really false?"
"Of course it's true!" Seeing that Li Wanqing was still a little suspicious, Xiao Ping gritted his teeth and came up with a killer feature: "You guys are dangling in front of me so brightly, sometimes it will even make the blood in my body concentrate in the same place!
Xiao Ping himself felt that this was clear enough, "But he ignored that Li Wanqing and Song Lei were both untrained girls, and he didn't understand what the so-called "blood concentrated in the same place" meant for a while. Li Wanqing, who was introverted, was still secretly thinking about Xiao Ping's words, and Song Lei, who was anxious, had already asked him directly: "Where is the blood concentrated?
Xiao Pingzhen had no choice but to look down at the middle of his legs, and then raised his eyebrows and said, "Well, hehe...... You get the idea!"
Xiao Ping had already made it so clear that Li Wanqing and Song Lei finally understood what he meant. Li Wanqing, who was introverted, blushed in an instant, and quickly turned her head away and didn't dare to look at Xiao Ping again. And although Song Lei also blushed, she also spat Xiao Ping and said, "Hooligans!"
Xiao Ping has talked about this, Li Wanqing does not doubt him, and only after the blush on her face gradually recedes that she mustered up the courage to say to Xiao Ping: "Okay, since this is the case, I will go back to work tomorrow, I have accumulated a lot of work during this time, and I am waiting to go back to deal with it!"
In fact, Song Lei had already had quite close contact with Xiao Ping, and she didn't mind where his blood was concentrated. However, since Li Wanqing was leaving, Xiao Pepper felt that she was still staying as if she had taken advantage of her, and immediately said that she would go back to school tomorrow.
Hearing that these two were finally leaving, Xiao Ping was cheering in his heart. However, on the surface, he still had to show a reluctant look, and sincerely thanked Li Wanqing and Song Lei for their care these days. The two girls naturally told Xiao Ping to pay attention to rest and recuperate well, of course, Xiao Ping agreed to all of them, as for whether he could do it was another matter.
The next day, Xiao Ping personally sent the two of them to Li Wanqing's Beetle, watching the car drive out of the farm and onto the road, Xiao Ping couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief, a life where everything is double is finally over!
After the beetle came out of Xiao Ping's sight, he immediately dialed Zhang Yuxin's phone and wanted to ask about Mo Mo's situation. Xiao Ping likes this lively and cute little girl very much, and has been worrying about her for the past few days.