Chapter 2 Plastic Rebirth
The matchmaker collapsed on the ground, tired, this mess is one after another, and no one can bear it.
The matchmaker wants to find a solution once and for all. She reluctantly took out the private immortal brew in her hand, and invited the red leaves, known as the "think tank of the Yuelao Palace", to drink, and asked for an idea by the way.
The matchmaker diligently added wine to people, "You give me an idea, how can I send this ancestor away." In the past few days, I've been doing her business, my legs are thick, you see my thighs are almost as thick as your waist, my little milk dog doesn't like me to be fat"
Hongye pouted her red mouth, looking at the red lady's thighs with disgust, her red leaves are the little goblin with a slender waist, which is comparable to the old lady who is full of fat flesh.
Hongye took a sip of wine, cocked his orchid finger and said, "Do you think that it is possible to send people away easily? This ancestor has turned over the marriage book, and his disdain looks and his mouth has been skimmed to the sky, do you have the ability to find him a suitable one?"
"What do you say this ancestor thinks, her one-word eyebrows are called an unappetizing, and she is so picky about the other half, her selection method is definitely left to the family's rush ah" The red lady shook her head sadly, and her big breasts also shook, attracting the eyes of the red leaves.
Momiji pondered and didn't speak, just drank one bite at a time on the side dishes, and after a while, Momiji pointed to the wine cup, and the matchmaker added another glass to her, so far Momiji hadn't given her a good idea, but it seemed like she had come to trick the wine to drink. Momiji said softly, "I guess this ancestor is very satisfied with his appearance, that's why he is so picky about the other half."
Speaking of which, Momiji and the matchmaker were silent for a while, which was a bit against their will. Zhen Duoduo's appearance is really a bit indescribable.
The round face has round eyes, a fleshy nose, a bit of a low altitude, a long mouth, and the corners of the mouth are slender and affectionate, and the smile is very flattering, but the thick caterpillar-like eyebrows are straight, as if the creator directly drew two eyebrows in one stroke in order to save trouble, and divided her face into two halves. And Zhen Duoduo always likes to raise his eyebrows and shout at others, that feeling, alas, except for a word that is difficult to explain, it can only be difficult to write.
In the end, Hongye came up with an idea, asked Zhen Duoduo to come over and talk, drink some wine, everyone said it brightly, and see what kind of marriage this difficult ancestor is asking for.
The little servant wanted to come to report something, and the matchmaker directly interrupted him and asked, "What did the old man say?"
"Yue Lao said, let the matchmaker,"
"Stop, I know, you go down, no matter what happens, I will talk about it", the matchmaker waved her hand and repelled the little servant, nothing did Zhen Duoduo serve satisfactorily It is important to send it out of Yuelao Palace, as long as Zhen Duoduo is in Yuelao Palace for a day, she has no time to stop.
The little servant left with a depressed face, why didn't anyone listen to him properly, Zhen Duoduo took away the old moon's orb!!
On the wine table, Hongye and Hongniang knocked on the side to ask Zhen Duoduo what kind of husband he wanted, Zhen Duoduo looked so stupid, "Nonsense, of course, I am looking for a unique and peerless one in the sky and on the ground, I have failed in this life, I have ended myself, I am taking the initiative to transfer and rewrite a gorgeous new chapter of love." ”
The matchmaker poured the wine diligently, and after a while, Zhen Duoduo drank high. And then he spat out everything,
"I have to grow up again in the next life, and I have to do it all over again when I drink milk and diaper, sister doesn't want it"
"What is the country and the city, my sister has poetry and books"
"Give my sister a lever, my sister can pry the earth, what is it to conquer a man, my sister wants to make many men kneel down and sing conquest"
"What is money, sister, it's hard to buy this true daughter,..."
It wasn't until Zhen Duoduo drank a lot and lay down under the table that the two of them wiped their sweat.
It is said that he spits the truth after drinking, but Zhen Duoduo is like this, he doesn't know what his surname is when he drinks a little wine, if you ask her, she will definitely tell you that she can't take her words seriously when she drinks alcohol.
And the matchmaker, who is now in a state of disconnection, is analyzing what kind of husband this ancestor wants according to Zhen Duoduo's drunken words.
Although Zhen Duoduo turned the Yuelao Palace upside down, this ancestor has a strong aura of gods, and he must serve to satisfy her no matter what, if Zhen Duoduo's dissatisfaction causes dissatisfaction from the heavens, she will definitely not be able to eat and walk around as a small red medium.
Don't want to start with a baby, so borrow the corpse to return the soul? But although this matter is not under the control of their Moon Palace, she can also help accommodate one or two.
It seems that I am really satisfied with the current shell, and I want to conquer men by strength, which means that I don't need to arrange a husband in our Yue Lao Palace.
Money is nothing, well, she can see this, we can't compare, this is a great understanding, and the rich are like dung......
Anything else is okay to say that this is more difficult to do with your own shell, and Momiji said with a wit, "Matchmaker, you don't have a baby, the one who reshapes the flesh"
"How can I give it to her, I'm going to give me a reincarnated little lover, how can I give her Zhen Duoduo" The matchmaker covered the Qiankun bag and looked like she didn't take it out.
The red leaves are slender and dyed with Danko's fingers, poking at the red lady's oily brain and saying, "You really can't tell the priorities, if you don't send this ancestor away, you will be tired and reincarnated, you take it out quickly, or I will tell your little milk dog about the little lover."
The matchmaker pulled her face like something, but the desire to send Zhen Duoduo away finally overcame everything, and the matchmaker still handed over the baby.
Hongye happily activated the Body Sculpting Pill and put it on Zhen Duoduo's body, "This baby is a good thing, it's cheap for you, although this reshaped body is not comparable to the body of the immortal god, it is also beyond the reach of mortal people." After reshaping the body, the shell is your own, and the age of remodeling the body is seven years old, so you don't have to grow up again. ”
The matchmaker then said, "The time and space sent to you this time does not belong to you, and your fate is not determined, ancestor, you don't want the husband arranged by Yuelao Palace, so what kind of man you find in the future is up to you." And because this is a time and space that does not belong to you, you are not subject to time and space, and you can reach immortality without cultivation, how many people will be envied. You see, you have eternal time to slowly choose your husband, our Yuelao Palace is absolutely sincere in compensating you, don't go to Tiandao to complain about us. ”
And so there was the opening scene. Zhen Duoduo doesn't want to wake up, I really want to go to Yuelao Palace again to pick a husband, this time she is not so picky, okay?
Although she heard Momiji's words when she was drunk, she couldn't even think about committing suicide and returning to the Moon Old Palace this time, and she might not even be able to leave a scar if she was strong. Alas, I knew that I wouldn't be so picky, and if I want to get married, I want to cry.
Wiping a handful of non-existent tears, Zhen Duoduo found that his small hands were one size smaller, hey, it was really the small hands of a seven-year-old doll, it seemed that the matter of finding a husband could wait a while, this body was still small.