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I don't know from which self-media suddenly broke out of the news.

- "A famous CCTV host has an accident again"!

The content is as follows: According to insiders, at the annual meeting of all CCTV employees this afternoon, a famous host won nearly 100 times in the annual meeting lottery, from the first award to the last prize, all of which were packed and taken away by him alone, and the annual meeting ended up unhappily!

At the beginning, this news was not very noticeable, because the degree of attention of this kind of self-media must not be compared with that of the official media, and the authenticity is unreliable, but later, more and more CCTV employees and insiders replied and forwarded, and the authenticity of the news was also confirmed!

Netizens immediately couldn't sit still!

"What?"

"Win all the prizes?"

"How did you smoke this?"

"Won't it?"

"Who the hell is it? Who is so unlucky?"

"CCTV, a famous host, has an accident again, poof, can't you think of who these three key sentences are?

"It must be Zhang Ye!"

"Poof, there's no one but this!"

"Yes, such a big movement, only Zhang Ye can make it!"

"Fake news, huh?"

"It's true, I have a friend who works at CCTV and also attended the annual meeting, that scene was seen by his own eyes, and the scene at that time was described by him - it was really awesome! Everyone was shocked! Everyone including the CCTV leaders could only watch Zhang Ye empty all the prizes of the annual meeting box by box in the end!"

"What the hell is going on?"

"It is said that something happened before the annual meeting, because Zhang Ye said "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" at the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing. The CCTV leader punished him, and almost didn't let him enter the venue of the annual meeting!"

"I see!"

"Then with Zhang Ye's temper, it's no wonder that he doesn't get angry!"

"Hahaha. I just like Zhang Ye's violent temper!"

"But how did he do it?"

"Who knows!"

"No matter how he did it, CCTV's attitude towards Teacher Zhang is really shameful! I have to slap them in the face like this!

……

Home.

Zhang Ye is serving Chenchen food, "Hurry up and eat, don't play with your mobile phone!"

Chenchen didn't listen, "I'm not hungry." ”

"Otherwise, I won't give it to you?" Zhang Ye said with a face.

Chenchen had no choice but to pout, picked up the chopsticks and took a few symbolic bites, but her eyes were still on her new mobile phone.

The other three directions at the dinner table are similar. Several of my younger sisters are in love with their new guys.

At this time, the call came.

Zhang Ye looked at the number, it was Hu Fei calling. He got up and walked a little farther, stood on the kitchen side and answered the phone, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, looking for me?"

Hu Fei came up and said, "Are you fighting with CCTV again?"

"Hi. Zhang Ye said: "Your news is fast enough." ”

Hu Fei said: "What am I doing fast?" It's all spread on the Internet. I don't know if it's real news or fake news, but if you say that, it's true? Are you really emptying the prizes of other people's annual meetings?"

Zhang Ye smiled embarrassedly, "Almost." ”

Hu Fei asked, "How much?"

Zhang Ye sighed and said, "I just didn't give them any leftovers." ”

Hu Fei: "......"

"Huh. Zhang Ye said.

Hu Fei paused, and suddenly said a little apologetically: "CCTV punished you, did we implicate you? I knew that it would have such a big impact on you, so we wouldn't invite you to the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing." And a lot of things for you. ”

"It's none of your business. Zhang Ye smiled slightly, and said casually: "When will I not fight with them? I have to fight somewhere else, I can't stop it, since they want to fight, then I'll continue, who am I afraid of?"

When Hu Fei heard this, he was a little helpless, and said with a wry smile: "You are an artist, a writer, and the most popular TV program director in China, no matter how you open and close your mouth, you are always fighting, you have such a temper, I think you can't change it for the rest of your life." ”

Zhang Ye sneered: "I'm a person with this vision, I can't take the elegant and high-end route of others, I've always been -- someone else my bicycle belt, then I'll dismantle his bicycle! Someone else splashes dirty water on my door, and I wipe dog feces on the glass of his house! Ha, don't criticize me, how long have you known me, I'm like this all my life, I'm not born to be the life of an upper-class person." ”

Hu Fei shook his head and smiled: "I don't know what to say about you, but think about it, if you Xiao Zhang doesn't have this temper, if you Xiao Zhang really looks like a dog in a suit and leather shoes one day, hello, I'm good, everyone is good, no one can offend, I really can't accept it! Hahaha! Okay, I'll be relieved to see that you're okay, I didn't cause you too much trouble here, the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala, remember to get it out quickly." ”

"Don't worry, no problem. Zhang Ye promised: "The Tip of the Tongue is almost finished, and when I deal with the matter of "The Tip of the Tongue" these days, I will make a cross talk book, and I will definitely polish it before the Spring Festival Gala, you don't have to worry about this, and tell Director Chang, Lao Yao and I are both professionals." ”

Hu Fei smiled: "I have always been relieved that you are doing things." ”

Zhang Ye said: "I still have a lot of prizes drawn at the annual meeting, do you want to? Ask Brother Xiao Lu Dafei if they want to bring some for you." ”

Hu Feile said: "Come on, you should keep your loot for yourself." ”

Zhang Ye snorted, "I have something here that can't be sold?"

Hu Fei smiled and said, "If you have to give it to me, then I'll take it." ”

Zhang Ye was amused, "Come on, then you can reluctantly accept it." ”

"Okay. ”

"Brother Hou, I'll prepare a little bit for them, I'll let the courier send it over in a while, and I won't go there for a few days." ”

……

Meal.

Zhang Ye has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he is really worried about looking at this pile of things, so he simply calls his friends one by one to ask for the address, such as Grandma Zhang Xia, Chen Guangfan Wenli, the leader of his network TV station who used to ****** him, several of his old classmates, Su Hongyan, the mentor of Communication University, Ci Xiufang, a sketch actor, Su Na and a few colleagues from the Department of Chinese of Peking University, friends from the Department of Mathematics of Peking University, and Yao Jiancai and his daughter Yao Mi, etc., all have a good relationship with Zhang Ye.

As soon as the courier staff came, Zhang Ye asked a few younger sisters to help him write the address and write his name, and each friend sent at least one piece to the past, some for cosmetics, some for mobile phones, all of which were New Year's goods for people!

More than 20 courier orders were filled in!

I wrote it for more than 20 minutes!

Zhang Ye didn't have a road, but played with Chenchen in the bedroom, all the three sisters were busy working, Zhang Ye's gift couldn't be taken in vain.

The couriers who came to the house looked at the names on those courier orders, and their faces were full of "bewilderment"!

Yao, Yao Jiancai?

Damn!Zhang Xia?

Damn!Chen Guang?

Fan, Fan Wenli?

Rely on it! Ci, Ci Xiufang?

Damn, there's Zhang Yuanqi!?

Every name on the courier bill made the courier guy dumbfounded!

I'm going to go!

What's going on here??

With the same name and surname as those celebrities? Or bragging? A few girls wrote the address casually? Rao is the courier brother is well-informed, and he was also stunned by this formation, and his hands trembled a little!!

……

The things were sent, and Zhang Ye was also relaxed.

It's finally all out!(To be continued.) )